The Lame Daoist Priest

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After lifting the old man, the crowd gradually dispersed. I pushed the basket 1258 and slowly walked away with the old man. After walking for three minutes, I said, “This is the way to the police station. Are you my grandfather? There will be an answer soon. There are many people just now, and I am too lazy to argue.”

“Huh? Boy, you don’t see it. You’re smart.” The old man scratched his **** and said, “Actually, I came to Qingtian this time because I came to you because you are born with a red arrow.”

“You only eat shit!” I reflexively replied. Although the teacher taught us to respect the old and love the young, this old guy who pretended to be my grandfather did n’t say it, and still scolded me for eating shit, which made me unbearable.

“No, no, it’s not eating shit, it’s Aya.” The old man corrected: “This kind of fatal person is rare in a century, and it’s very suitable for being my apprentice.”

I said impatiently: “If I don’t want to go to the police station, I will go home, and I suggest you go to the three hospitals solo seven-day tour.”

The old man dutifully dug his nostrils and said, “I know you don’t believe it. Boy, I ask you, since you were born, have you had bad luck and have never been better?”

I heard it here, showing a surprised look.

The old man continued: “Since you were born, no matter how dangerous something has happened, you haven’t died, right? This is the red arrow life, bad luck until death. Only practicing Taoism can slow this down. If you believe me, wait for me at the gate of Qingtian City Children’s Paradise at 3 o’clock tomorrow afternoon. If you don’t come, it proves that we have no destiny, and I won’t find you anymore. ” In a few steps, the figure suddenly disappeared!

This scene scared me a lot! Hell, how could a living person disappear from nothing? I hurriedly rode the basket 1258, pedaled hard, and ran back home.

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In class the next day, I was still thinking about what happened last night. The man seemed to be an old liar and scolded me for eating shit, but all he said was right. Although I ordered my back, drank pesticides, and was baptized by high-voltage electricity in recent years, there was no danger to my life . And what kind of Taoism did that guy say, should I go to the appointment?

In the afternoon, I was so miserable that I missed classes.

He came to the gate of the children’s park at 2:57. A man mysteriously got close to me: “Zhang Xiaolong?”

“I’m.”

“There is an old man looking for you, but you have to put a secret sign before I can take you to see him.”

“What code?” I asked doubtfully. The old liar did not mention the code yesterday.

“Listen, Fahai, you don’t understand love, what is the next sentence?” The man **** asked mysteriously.

I was thundered, and said reluctantly, “I don’t know any code, if you don’t tell me where he is, I will go.”

“Don’t worry, little brother, I’m just kidding. He’s in the haunted house. You can find him yourself.” After that, the young man left.

I have visited this children’s park a few times, but I have never been to a haunted house. The reason is very simple. I am timid. But the old liar was waiting for me over there, and I had to ask for directions while walking towards the haunted house. . .

There was a man sitting on the bench at the door of the haunted house, plastered on his arm, and a bandage hanging his arm. I looked closely and found that this person was no one else, but an old liar! I walked over and asked, “Old liar, how are you doing this?”

“What an old liar? It’s impolite.” He blamed and continued. “After separating from you yesterday, I turned around and didn’t take a few steps, and fell into the sewer. I called you for a long time.

“No? Didn’t you say something that taught me Taoism or something with you yesterday? Can Taoist know how to fall into the sewers?”

“How is it impossible? Lao Tzu is also Chi Yaming, such an accident is really normal!” Said the old liar scratching his ass.

It turns out that the old goods are like me, they all eat shit, no wonder he will be so bad.

The old liar continued: “Cultivating Taoism can indeed alleviate this situation. The reason why I fell into the sewer last night is because I am dying and my skills have long been exhausted. Without skill protection, I will be in luck. But Even so, I wo n’t die easily, because people who are destined to death will only die old, rarely die of illness, or die by accident. “

“Old liar, what you said is true? But how do I still feel that you ran out of the third hospital? Tell me your name and I will call the third hospital to verify it!” I said rightly.

“Boy, I do n’t have time to go around with you, because I only have less than two hours of life left, and I ’ll go to the local government to report. During this period, I must let you know your mission as much as possible, and you should listen. What about the one-hour story? “Said the old liar, changing his normal way and saying right.

“Okay.” I nodded and sat next to him: “I like listening to stories, especially this fantasy type.”

“Who told you to sit down? Kneel down and call me Master!”

I said, “Old liar, I haven’t promised your apprentice yet.”

The old liar said: “I have no children and no daughters. If you worship me as a teacher, after my death, you are the legal heir of my inheritance and you can get my life savings!”

Has legacy? I asked with a little interest: “How much?”

The old liar said: “There is a savings of 50,000 yuan and a debt of 1.5 million.”

“Others owe you 1.5 million?”

“No.” The old liar shook his head. “It’s because I owe 1.5 million to others. You need to pay me the money.”

Without a word, I turn around and leave! I originally thought that I would come back and get a legacy. Now it seems that if I accept it, I will soon owe 1.45 million foreign debts! Grandma’s, I really still do that!

At this time, I suddenly found myself unable to move! My feet seem to be caught by something! But when I looked down, there was nothing. The old liar said: “Boy, I tell you, you can’t run away today, you must be my apprentice! Who told you to be a fatal fate! But rest assured, although you are asked to pay my debts, I will compensate you You give me a head knock, and then I will tell you slowly. “

“No!” My head shook like a wavy drum: “If my dad knows that I am out of class and I have more than one million foreign debts, it would be strange not to beat me up!”

“Xiaolong, don’t worry, the teacher can teach you Taoism and know why you can’t move now? It’s very simple, because a female ghost has caught your back.” The old liar said slowly.

“I am an atheist, advocating science, and opposing superstitions! How can there be ghosts and spirits in this world? Old liar, please let me go quickly, otherwise I will cry for help!” I threatened.

The old liar took a glass bottle out of the black backpack next to it. The bottle was filled with transparent liquid. He twisted the cap off and rubbed the liquid around my eyes. I struggled to call for help, but found that I could n’t send it out. sound! My heart is over, this old liar must have been abducting children and wants to abduct me.

And after the old liar finished applying liquid around my eyes, he sat back on the bench and said, “Xiaolong, look over there.” The old liar pointed in one direction,

I looked over there and saw that on the road not far away, a young man riding a bicycle was about to hit an old man. I hurriedly shouted, “Hurry away!”

A scene I will never forget! The young man and the bicycle passed from the old man’s body! ! Seeing this scene, I opened my mouth wide and the hook on my chin fell again.

The young man was taken aback by my sudden shout, whispered something really wrong with TM, and left. The old man turned around and saw that his face was blue and his eyes were collapsing. He nodded to me with a smile, and seemed to be thankful.

I hurriedly withdrew my gaze, lowered my head, and dared not look at it again. It doesn’t matter if you don’t look down, but when you look down, you see a woman with a ugly face! The entire face has been completely ulcerated, and there are many maggots crawling around on the face. She was wearing a white skirt and was holding my legs tightly.

My eyes were dull and I used a stiff movement to catch my chin, then shouted with a cry: “There are ghosts !!”

Laozi was timid, and when he saw such an exciting thing, he quickly fainted. . .

When I woke up again, I found myself lying on my bed and looking at my watch through the moonlight, it was already over twelve o’clock.

At this moment, I saw a girl about 18 or 9 years old standing by my bed. She was wearing a white skirt and long hair on her shoulders. Her eyes were sharp and her jaw was pointed. I rubbed my eyes and said to myself: “It must be a dream, but miss, you look familiar.”

“So you look more familiar.” She said softly. With that, I saw her face changed, her face was completely ulcerated, and there were many maggots crawling around her face. . .

I showed an expression of constipation and shouted, “Ghost !!” Although the boss opened his mouth, but there was no sound, and the chin hook fell again due to the opening of the mouth. My legs were trembling, and I was about to urinate, and I was already timid, and when I admired the female ghost up close, it was pretty good to be able to keep it from fainting!

She wiped her sleeves on her face and returned to normal, and then gently asked: “Do you now believe that there are ghosts in the world?”

I nodded quickly, a pleading look in my eyes, and begged her to let me go.

She still said softly: “Relax, I won’t hurt you. I won’t scare you if you are obedient in the future. Now I let you speak, but you can’t shout, otherwise I will scare you every day and understand Yet?”

The situation is better than people. I quickly nodded my answer. I took my chin and swallowed and asked, “Women, what do you want? I don’t have money, but I’m too ugly. Introduce you a handsome guy? “

She turned horrified again and said, “I don’t want handsome guys.”

I quickly covered my eyes and said in a crying cry: “Don’t be handsome! Don’t be handsome! You’ll change back soon! Well, woman, I will give you all my savings, 250 yuan, as long as you don’t kill me , Don’t rob me, let me do anything! “Then, I peeked at her from the crack of my fingers and found that she had returned to normal, before she let out her breath and put her hand down.

The female ghost said softly, “You are now the 54th generation descendant of Niu Tianshi and the 54th generation master.”

“Wait a minute.” I interrupted: “I have only heard of Zhang Daoling and Zhang Tianshi. I have never heard of any Niu Tianshi.”

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