The Lame Daoist Priest

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The female ghost explained: “Nu Tianshi is one of Zhang Tianshi’s many disciples, and his cultivation is deep, but he is not an heir. So he later established his own portal. You can also consider yourself as the 55th generation descendant of Zhang Tianshi. From now on, you must take the responsibility of maintaining the peace between Yin and Yang as your duty, exorcise evil and catch demons, and benefit the people. “

“You mean, the task of maintaining world peace is given to me? Don’t laugh at the heroine, now I see ghost legs trembling. Besides, you let me exorcise evil spirits, aren’t you also a ghost? Catch you too? By the way, what about the old liar? “

“It’s different. I’m not an ordinary ghost, let alone you can’t catch me. As for the master, he has passed away, and the soul has gone to the netherworld to report, but he will contact you if he says he has a chance in the future. “

“Wait for the heroine, I haven’t admitted to being his apprentice yet.”

The female ghost said softly, “You don’t admit it now and it’s useless, because you have inherited his will and got the legacy left by the master, including 50,000 yuan in cash, 1.5 million yuan owed, **** soldier Cheng Yingjian, a bottle of cow tears, a set of “The Records of the Fallen Demon of Niu Men”, a book of “Spells”, and a book … A hardcover version of “Jin Ping Mei.” Some are unnatural.

I also froze for a moment: “Women, this” Jin Ping Mei “is also a Taoist book?”

“No, this book is the master’s own collection. He asked you to burn it to him in a few days. Only people close to him will receive this book.”

With a sad face, I said, “Women, see you know the book, and you know, I didn’t even promise the old liar to be his apprentice. You just let me go. I’m timid. It’s really not suitable for this. “

Who knows the female ghost nodded, just when I secretly hid, only listened to the female ghost gently said: “Yes, but I will come to scare you every day, when you eat, I sit opposite you, you When I was sleeping, I was hiding by your bed. When you were in class, I was floating in front of you. Of course, I will not kill you. What kind of life do you want? You choose it yourself. “

It ’s said to this degree, can I not agree? Otherwise, the ghost will be tortured to schizophrenia! When eating, she became terrified and sat opposite me. Can I still have an appetite to eat? It is estimated that the last meal must be spit out. . .

Under the multiple threats of the female ghost, I temporarily compromised. At this time, I am ready to please the female ghost and drag her to my front line. After saving, I will scare me: “Women, have you often been persecuted by old scammers before? Rest assured, since he is all dead, you are free! Things have also been delivered to me, and now I am going to sleep, you go. “

Who knows that the female ghost even said coldly: “He is your master, and you should respect his title! The master is a good person. If he is not anxious this time, he will not rush to choose you as an apprentice, and will not leave you. Foreign debt. But rest assured, I will help you. I have followed the master for many years and can give you some advice and help in Taoism. “

“Ghosts can teach humanitarianism?” I was choked.

“Humans are humane, ghosts are ghosts. After following the master for many years, I also have some understanding of Taoist spells, and I can point you as a beginner.” The meaning of female ghosts is obvious. We will meet frequently in the future, and she also wants Acting as my master, this TM is a realistic version of Yang Guo and Xiao Long Nu!

I took a deep breath: “Women, there are too many things happening today. I want to sort out my thoughts. Can you leave first? Come and find me tomorrow during the day.”

People will feel fear of the dark environment. If it is daytime, the fear will be relieved to a great extent.

The ghost said nothing, and disappeared in a flash.

I blindfolded my head under the blanket and shivered at last until dawn. When I was going downstairs, I was doing it step by step, for fear that the female ghost would suddenly come out. Fortunately, the ghost didn’t show up. I pushed the unit door open and exhaled, feeling relieved.

When I woke up in the morning, I put the black backpack into the back of the closet to avoid being discovered by my mother. In that backpack, there were indeed 50,000 yuan in cash, a waterproof file bag full of owls, a hilt without a sword body, several books, and a glass bottle of liquid.

I pushed the basket 1258 and walked on campus, still attracting much attention. I flicked my hair slightly, causing screams and moans from countless girls nearby and whispering. For example, two old ladies near me whispered: “Look at that stupid …”

Anyway, buddy, I am also a master now, how can I know these mortals in general? After locking the bike, enter the class all the way.

After entering the class, I suddenly remembered that yesterday’s homework was not written. So quickly took out the exercise book and coins, tossed the coins as a multiple choice question, used the positive choice A, the reverse choice B, and the CD of the three choices and five choices. It took 57 seconds to get 20 multiple choice questions, and then lay on the table and started sleeping . I opened my eyes last night, and now I have to make up for sleep.

After a while, the class bell rang, the teacher shouted a lesson, and everyone yelled the teacher weakly.

Since I was sitting in the back row, and it was the first joke in the legend, the identity was placed here, so even if I could not stand, the teacher would not dare to say anything. Only the teacher said: “Students are good, please sit down. A new classmate came to our class today. Let me introduce myself.”

Then, only a soft female voice said: “My name is Zhou Huiqing, please take care of me.”

Thunderous applause rang, and I covered my ears with annoyance. As a wonderful presence in the school, no one wants to sit at the same table with me, so only the place next to me is empty for the entire class.

I felt that the new classmate was sitting next to me, and it also brought a gust of wind, which made me shivering and my drowsiness was reduced by three points. But I still did not look up, but continued to sleep.

When I woke up, I found out that it was already noon after school, and most of the class had left. I rubbed my eyes and rode the basket 1258 to go home. My mother had already prepared her meals and asked me, “My son, did you listen carefully in the morning?”

I made an excuse to get through. After eating, he hid in his room and took out the relics of the old liar to study.

The bottle of liquid was bull’s tears. I once watched a movie that said that bull’s tears can make people see ghosts. I thought it was nonsense. I didn’t expect it to be true. And the bull tears in the movie are blue, but this bottle is transparent.

There is also that strange sword, only the hilt and no body. Yesterday the female ghost said what this is called “Shadow Sword”, but I don’t know how to use it.

“The Charm Daquan” looks very shabby, a total of more than 100 pages, each page is painted with a kind of obscure spells, completely understand why these spells are used.

“The Records of Niu Men’s History”, most of them are traditional characters, how can I understand this guy who can’t even recognize simplified Chinese characters?

Finally, I turned my attention to the hardcover version of “Jin Ping Mei”, opened the book and studied it carefully. . .

At 12:50, the mother knocked on the door and said, “Son, it’s time to go to school, or you’ll be late.”

I closed the book without thinking, and put it back carefully in the package. I thought about it and pinned the hilt on the waist of the trousers. I heard that this is a magic weapon. With this thing, walking at night can also give me boldness.

By the time the class arrived, it was already twenty. Next to my seat, a pretty girl was sitting, and at this time a few perverts were talking to the girl.

The girl seemed to know me. After seeing me come in, she stood up and asked me to sit inside. She has a more outgoing personality and said: “Hello, my name is Zhou Huiqing, how about you?”

“Zhang Xiaolong.” I replied briefly. At this time my thoughts are still immersed in “Jin Ping Mei”, this book really is a god! It was for this book that Tang Seng traveled from the Eastern Tang Dynasty to Xitian not far away! Cao Cao had a headache and died because he didn’t see this masterpiece! Although this book is not the four masterpieces, but his position in my heart has surpassed the four masterpieces! The old liar liked this book and it was really tasteful! Knowing this, I got closer to the old liar.

At this time, only Zhou Huiqing whispered: “Zhang Xiaolong? Did you live in Lijia Village before? The real name is Bruce Lee?”

“Huh? How do you know?” I asked in surprise.

She lowered her head and stuttered, “I, I am Xiaohui.”

“No, Xiaohui’s name is Zhou Xiaohui, but you …”

“You remember it so clearly, I am really Xiaohui, and later my family moved into the city, and then changed the name.” She said with a smile.

When I was young, I regarded a person as a friend, that is the same table in the kindergarten, Xiaohui. The time I spilled the drink on her, she took the initiative to ask the teacher to forgive me. Thinking of this, I couldn’t help looking at Xiaohui’s chest. . . Well developed.

Xiaohui stretched her hand to cover my eyes, and said unnaturally: “Your character has not changed.” Her words alluded to my lust.

I coughed a little and continued to lie on the table ready to sleep. The female hero didn’t come to me today during the day, which is not a good sign. I guess it will show up tonight, and I don’t want to sleep well at night, so I must seize the time now to make up for the nightmare that is going to happen at night. .

But Xiaohui shook my arm: “Zhang Xiaolong, why don’t you listen to the class? Your parents gave you money to let you learn, not to let you sleep.”

I rolled my eyes and just wanted to ask her why she was so verbose. Suddenly a wind blew, and I shivered again! At the same time, a warm current came from the position of the waistband. I looked at Xiaohui and said, “I didn’t sleep well last night, and I really didn’t have the energy to attend the class. You should spare me … Also, the weather is getting colder, and I’ll wear more clothes tomorrow. My school uniform is at your desk If it’s cold, you should wear it. “After that, I went back to the table and started to feel refreshed.

Because Xiaohui was sitting next to me, every time I came to the classroom, I would be messed around. These grandchildren were very attentive. I only slept for two classes, and I never fell asleep again. I looked up and looked at Xiaohui, and found that she was seriously attending the class and writing notes from time to time. But when I took a closer look, I found some problems. Xiaohui’s eyebrows seemed to have a dark air looming.

Dazzled?

I rubbed my eyes and found that the black gas was still there! A word came to my mind: Yin Tang blackened.

In addition, after Xiaohui came, I felt a gusty wind in the morning and afternoon. It happened. When the female hero was by my side yesterday, I also felt this kind of chilling feeling. Do ghosts want to kill Xiaohui? ? ! . . .

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