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Qin Feng quietly took out a roast chicken from his arms, and Tang Bohu whispered in surprise: "Brother Qin, where did you get this roast chicken?"
"Shh! Don't care where you got it, just eat it." Of course Qin Feng wouldn't tell him that the roast chicken was brought from the real world by himself.
Tang Bohu, who had just finished his work, was so hungry that his chest was on his back, he was eating the roast chicken, and he had to turn his back to avoid attracting attention.
It didn't take a while for Tang Bohu to eat the whole roasted chicken and said gratefully, "Thank you, Brother Qin! As the saying goes, you see the truth in adversity, Brother Qin is willing to accompany me to endure this hardship, brother Qin, don't worry, wait for me to marry. After Qiuxiang, I will never forget your great kindness and virtue."
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say." Qin Feng smiled, and then said: "But I think, Brother Tang, don't take Qiuxiang too seriously, lest the bigger the expectation, the bigger the disappointment..."
"Brother Qin, you don't understand, Qiuxiang handed me steamed buns at the temple, the kindness and kindness I will never forget in my life.
At that time, I silently swore in my heart that I, Tang Bohu, would definitely marry Qiuxiang! "
Tang Bohu clenched his fists and stared into the distance, his eyes extremely firm.
Qin Feng shook his head secretly. People in love are blind, no matter male or female.
So there is a saying on the Internet that is very good, in fact, what you like is just an ordinary person, it's just your liking that has made her (him) a golden body.
Since Tang Bohu insisted on doing this, he had no choice but to go with him.
"Go to work!" Wu Zhuangyuan roared, and everyone went back to their busy work again.
evening.
Qin Feng lay leisurely on the simple bed. According to the plot, this plane should not last long, and he will be able to go home and reunite with his beloved wives soon.
Under the candlelight, Tang Bohu was holding a candle and painting, and it was Qiuxiang.
A quiet night.
The next morning, Qin Feng and Tang Bohu continued to get up and work.
Tang Bohu noticed the kite in the sky, and followed the kite to a different courtyard. There was a wooden sign at the entrance of the other courtyard.
In the other courtyard, Qiuxiang was following the others, laughing and flying kites.
"The opportunity is here!" Tang Bohu looked at the kite in the sky and had a plan.
Break the kite string with a stone, let the kite string fall on the rockery, and then volunteer to climb the rockery to pick up the kite.
And then, pretending to fall off the rockery accidentally, but protecting the kite with her body, using Qiuxiang's sympathy to make a true confession, leaving an indelible impression on Qiuxiang.
"Hahahahaha..." Tang Bohu smiled madly, keeping an eye on his Qin Feng, and couldn't help shaking his head.
Everything, as the plot is developing.
"oops!"
Tang Bohu, who was climbing the rockery to pick up a kite, slipped and fell. He closed his eyes and looked forward to it. Qiuxiang's concern seemed to be waving at him.
However, he fell into the arms of an acquaintance.
"Huh?" Tang Bohu opened his eyes and saw Wu Zhuangyuan hugging him, staring at himself angrily.
Wu Zhuangyuan gritted his teeth and said: "Stinky boy, I heard that you are secretly painting her portrait, isn't it?"
"Little brother draws countless paintings, I don't know which one you are talking about?" Tang Bohu's heart skipped a beat.
Wu Zhuangyuan immediately searched Tang Bohu's body and found the portrait of Qiuxiang. He opened the scroll and said angrily, "Let's see, what is he painting?"
Qiuxiang was shocked when she saw the painting. Due to the limited conditions, this painting only used ink for coloring, but it still vividly depicted Qiuxiang's appearance and charm.
Everyone could see that it was Qiuxiang, but Wu Zhuangyuan did not.
Wu Zhuangyuan was furious and scolded: "You actually painted my beautiful and graceful sister Pomegranate into such a virtue?"
"Ah?" Tang Bohu was stupid, and Qin Feng was stunned for a while. How did Wu Zhuangyuan see that the painting was of Sister Pomegranate.
Even if you use one eye, belly button, fart... you shouldn't be regarded as a pomegranate sister.
"I'm sorry, I have no talent, please give it back to me." Tang Bohu wanted to get the painting back, but Wu Zhuangyuan tore the painting to shreds, and taught: "Don't paint if you don't have talent, and learn to paint from others? "
Chapter 130 The Second Little Obscene Dragon Ouyang Feng
"I have to let you open your eyes, learn something!" Wu Zhuangyuan took out a painting from his arms, and Tang Bohu couldn't help but say: "It's really strong in its own strength, and Yishan still has it. Higher than a mountain, the younger brother is willing to bow down!"
After Tang Bohu finished speaking, he couldn't help but vomit.
"Come here, let's appreciate it." Wu Zhuangyuan took the painting and turned around to the servants around. Those servants applauded to show support, and when Wu Zhuangyuan turned around, he couldn't help but vomit.
More than a dozen people vomited together, what a spectacular scene.
"You know what painting is now? Not only will you be lazy, but you will also rob my woman and flatten him!" Wu Zhuangyuan gave an order, and the servants started to do it.
Tang Bohu didn't dare to fight back, so he had to be beaten passively, and Qin Feng went up to solve half of the problem.
Half beat Tang Bohu and half beat him.
Qiuxiang shouted, "Stop! If I don't stop, I'll tell Mrs. Hua."
"Forget it, I'll give Sister Qiuxiang a face, let's go!" Wu Zhuangyuan took the people away.
late at night.
Tang Bohu said to himself proudly: "Thanks to my desperate efforts to protect my face, I was able to preserve my handsome appearance. Tonight, do you want to find an opportunity to confess to her and see Qiuxiang not being emotional to me?"
Qin Feng stood beside Tang Bohu, Tang Bohu patted Qin Feng on the shoulder and said with emotion: "Good brother, you will help me cooperate at night, don't let anyone disturb me and Qiuxiang, my lifelong affairs are all up to my brother. !"
"I..." Qin Feng said halfway through, and saw an erratic figure appear, punching Tang Bohu in the face.
"Oops? Who hit me?"
"It's Pomegranate Sister, who is my peerless elegance and stunning beauty." Pomegranate Sister played with her braids. She deliberately dressed up carefully.
Tang Bohu was stunned for a while, then asked in doubt, "Is it you? I have no grievances with you..."
"I hit!"
Sister Pomegranate punched Tang Bohu in the face again, blackening his eye sockets. Tang Bohu was extremely puzzled: "Why?"
"Why? Because you deserve to be beaten! It's well known that you have a secret love for me, how can I have a face? I'm dead."
"Okay, I have no problem."
"Of course you have no problem. You want to die with me and be a pair of mandarin ducks with the same fate. I bah! I haven't promised to accept your love."
Tang Bohu said with a serious face: "Sister Pomegranate, you misunderstood, I respect you as much as I respect my mother."
"Mother?" Sister Pomegranate was suddenly startled, her face horrified: "You actually fell in love with your own mother? Oh my God, this kind of thing that's utterly disrespectful and rebellious...it's just too exciting!"
Qin Feng couldn't bear to look directly, the openness of Sister Pomegranate was simply amazing.
"Come on, I've never tried it before, maybe I'm a little nervous, come on." Sister Shiliu grabbed Tang Bohu's collar and couldn't wait to get on with it.
"Oops!" Tang Bohu pushed Sister Pomegranate away, and Sister Pomegranate was pushed gently and she lay down on the ground by herself, with a big character lying down.
Sister Pomegranate's eyes blurred and said: "Come on! Do it quickly, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, work hard!"
Geek!
One foot stepped on Sister Pomegranate's face, a man in night clothes was full of disappointment: "It's really bad luck to see such an ugly thing!" Sister Pomegranate has been stepped on and she can't hear him at all. what.
At this time, three more people flew down from the wall.
Qin Feng didn't resist much, but was restrained by one of them, and Tang Bohu was in the same situation.
"Boss, I heard that the four fragrances of spring, summer, autumn and winter are all as beautiful as flowers, especially that autumn fragrance is simply life-threatening."
"Qiuxiang is of course left to eldest brother. By the way, eldest brother, what will happen to the two of them? Kill them?" It is also considered a fellow man, let it be knocked out."
Tolerate!I will endure!
Qin Feng clenched his fists, you can slander me as a thief, but you can't insult my taste!
But think about it, in order not to affect the plot, there is still no need to make a move.
"Wait!" Tang Bohu recognized the identities of the four and said, "Could the four be the four prostitutes who are famous in Jiangnan?"
"Not bad!"
"We are lustful in the east and cheap in the west!" The four of them shouted in unison, posing uniquely.
Tang Bohu clasped his fists in both hands, and said with a look of admiration: "Okay! To be honest, my little brother is Zhou Botong, who is known as Yushu Linfeng Wins Pan An, a pear flower pressing a begonia!"
Seeing this, Qin Feng didn't hesitate, and followed suit: "The next one is Ouyang Feng, a little kinky dragon who is known as a hot hand destroying thousands of flowers and an iron rod that travels in all directions."
"Wonderful!" Tang Bohu cast an approving look, and Qin Feng responded quickly enough.
"What kind of little kinky bug, little kinky dragon, I've never heard of it." Xi Jian responded dismissively.
"Brother Xian, that's a bad word!" Big brother Bei Se looked at Qin Feng and Tang Bohu with admiration, and said, "These two little brothers, even dare to take on this kind of thing, the name of the little lecherous dragon and the little lecherous worm. Well deserved!"
Tang Bohu said calmly: "Small meaning, no matter how bad it is, I have played it."
"Wow!" Bei Se was amazed and said with emotion, "Don't you want to be called Big Brother?"
"Don't dare, don't dare."
"I heard just now that a few people want to go in and play with Qiuxiang? Then let the younger brother lead the way." Tang Bohu's proposal was quickly approved by Beise.
Immediately afterwards, Tang Bohu and Qin Feng led the way for the four of them. Tang Bohu took the opportunity to transmit a voice to Qin Feng and said, "I'll tell Qiuxiang to run quickly, and you can find Wu Zhuangyuan and Mrs. Hua to help."
"I think you can take this opportunity to join forces with the flower thieves." Qin Feng also used the method of sound transmission to secretly make a joke with Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu was startled and said in surprise, "You are actually so high in martial arts? Don't be kidding, what I want is Qiuxiang's heart, not Qiuxiang's body."
The so-called sound transmission into the secret means that the sound is transmitted into the ear of the other party through internal force, and no one else can hear it except the two who speak and accept it.
Qin Feng said: "then be careful yourself."
"Small idea, with my IQ, it's enough to turn them around."
Immediately, the two walked around Washington with the four prostitutes, and both Qin Feng and Tang Bohu took the opportunity to slip away from the sight of the four.
Tang Bohu went to Qiuxiang's room, while Qin Feng went to report to Wu Zhuangyuan and Mrs. Hua.
"My little horny dragon is a fake, but it's true that an iron rod walks in all directions." Qin Feng sat under the tree, smirked and smoked, praising his wit.
The matter of tip-off should be slowed down. According to the original plot, Tang Bohu still has a confession in Qiuxiang's room.
This confession is also very important. To help people to the end, to send Buddha to the West, let's let the plot develop normally.