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Tang Bohu and the others came over with a surprised look on their faces. Tang Bohu said, "Although beating is a matter of personal scolding and love, it's too much for Brother Qin to kick someone into the river."
Qin Feng said: "What's too much, he's a shemale! Forget the shemale, and he has to steal my money."
"Huh? Shemale?"
All four were shocked.
Zhu Zhishan's eyes lit up, and he handed the fan to Wen Zhengming, and said, "I like the shemale, help me hold it." After saying that, he jumped into the water with a thud.
Xu Zhenqing said regretfully: "It's a pity that he was one step ahead."
Chapter 130
suddenly,
The lively sound of firecrackers sounded on the street in the distance, and several people rushed to hear the sound.
I saw that the team was extremely imposing. There were more than a dozen people in front of them carrying wooden boxes, and the people in the front held the word "Hua", which symbolized Washington.
In the back, someone was carrying a sedan chair, and Madam Hua was sitting in the sedan chair, and behind it were dozens or hundreds of servants, both male and female.
The streets were crowded, and there were people watching the excitement everywhere. Qin Feng also followed Tang Bohu and the others among the crowd.
Wen Zhengming said: "Mrs. Hua, who is a bodhisattva, has come to the temple again to offer incense, and it seems that she is also giving to beggars."
"I heard that there are 'Sixiang' maids in Washington, all of them are descended from heaven, especially that Qiuxiang is a life-threatening person!"
"Which one? Which one is it?" Tang Bohu kept looking around, but unfortunately the team had already passed, and he could only see the back.
Several people shouted in unison: "Qiuxiang!"
In the team, Qiuxiang looked back and smiled, extremely surprised.
"It's very ordinary." Tang Bohu frowned, his wife's wife was no weaker than Qiuxiang in terms of appearance.
Qin Feng also shook his head, not to mention Qiuxiang compared with Daji and Xiaolongnu, even Lian'er, Nanako, Zhao Min, and Su Hanyu, all of them are better than her.
Zhu Zhishan said: "Brother Tang, you don't understand this. Beauty is something that needs to be compared, just like flowers need green leaves to show off."
Wen Zhengming and Xu Zhenqing nodded in approval, but Tang Bohu did not respond. At this time, the three talents shouted at the same time, "Beauty!"
I saw dozens of people in the team turned their heads, each of them looked like "flowers", with nose hair growing out, a tooth missing, and even more extreme, there was a blind man who was blind.
"Wow!" Qin Feng was shocked, what Zhu Zhishan said was true, then compared with Qiuxiang, it was really beautiful.
Tang Bohu also expressed the same emotion, and then said, "Let's go to the temple together—"
The five of them said in unison, "Go into action!"
Qin Feng was very playful, and followed the five people to put on tattered clothes, pretending to be beggars and entering the temple to wait for donations.
Finally, when Mrs. Hua ordered her servants to hand out steamed buns to the beggar, several people rushed up.
"Ah! The steamed buns in my hand are gone, don't squeeze over, you squeeze me to death." Xia Xiang looked terrified, and Chunxiang exclaimed, "Don't touch it!"
Qin Feng could see it clearly, Zhu Zhishan, Wen Zhengming, and Xu Zhenqing were the three beasts who were robbing the steamed buns, obviously because they were thinking about their meat steamed buns.
Tang Bohu is worthy of being a gentleman. He did not join forces with them, but quietly waited for Qiuxiang to appear.
Then, everything develops as in the movie.
Qin Feng has no interest in Qiuxiang, and with Daji's advice before leaving, he will never bring anyone back this time.
So, it didn't take long to leave the temple.
"How do I get into Washington?" Qin Feng began to think about this question. Should he be sold as badly as Tang Bohu?
afternoon.
Tang Bohu sank into the river aboard the fast-moving, fast-sinking boat, followed by the boatman's instructions, thinking of sneaking into the Washington mansion to approach Qiuxiang.
"The filial son auction that just came out, come and see if you don't buy it!" Tang Bohu knelt on the ground and shouted, and in the trolley lay a boatman who was pretending to be dead.
The door was opened, and Qiuxiang and Sister Shiliu came out.
Sister Pomegranate smiled bitterly: "This little brother, you are selling yourself at the gate of our Washington, which is too unlucky."
"I have lived with my father since I was a child, but now I have no money to bury his soul. I beg the two sisters to have pity on me and buy me so that I can bury my father!" Tang Bohu complained bitterly.
Qiuxiang said with a puzzled look: "I always feel like I've seen you somewhere..."
"As the so-called meeting, why did you know each other, please, please!" Tang Bohu wanted to cry, but he couldn't squeeze out a single tear.
Sister Pomegranate was moved and said, "It just so happens that we are still short of people in Washington, why don't you..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw a real poor man pushing a cart of dead bodies.
"Selling my body to bury my family, I'm so miserable!" The poor boy knelt in front of Pomegranate and Qiuxiang, kowtowed and begged.
Everything goes as the plot unfolds.
Just when the two were at a critical moment, the poor boy did not commit suicide with a mallet, but sighed: "That's it! I won't be here, I'll be left here." After that, he pushed the car away.
Sister Pomegranate said: "Now you are the only one left, so I will buy you."
"Thank you!" Tang Bohu smiled and nodded, but he always felt that something was wrong. At first, this person fought hard with him, but how did he end up cowardly?
Poor boy pushed the scooter to the corner, Qin Feng handed a bag of silver to him and said, "Next, watch your performance."
"Thank you my dear!" The poor boy kowtowed three times before laying down on another scooter.
The scene just now was the result of Qin Feng colluding with Poor Boy in advance, giving him money to play a scene.
Maybe people just look at it from a comedy point of view and forget about this poor boy after laughing.
But Qin Feng is indeed in this world, and everything he encounters is real. Since he can save it, it is better to save it.
"Selling my body to bury my cousin!"
Qin Feng burst into tears and pushed the trolley to the door of the Washington House. The poor boy was lying on the trolley.
"You are..." Tang Bohu looked at Qin Feng with a look of surprise. Qin Feng pretended not to know him and cried, "Cousin, you died so miserably!"
"Huh? Isn't that the same person just now?" Sister Shiliu and Qiuxiang were both surprised. Just now, he pushed the trolley away, but now another trolley has come to push him.
"I also ask the two fairy sisters to have pity on my cousin. His life is inferior to grass. I only hate that I have no money to bury him. Please be kind to the two female bodhisattvas!"
Qin Feng once again showed his god-level acting skills, and Tang Bohu couldn't help but sigh: "Damn it! If I didn't know you, I would have thought it was true!"
"It's so pitiful." Sister Shiliu wiped her tears and finally decided to buy Qin Feng.
Qiuxiang complained: "Sister Pomegranate, we only need one servant in Washington, will this be blamed by Madam?"
"It's alright, our Washington family has a big business, and one more servant is just one more pair of chopsticks, and you can see that he is really pitiful, not only the whole family is dead, but he is also dead.
If it weren't for the kindness of his cousin, he might have been exposed to the wilderness. "Sister Pomegranate said choked.
Qin Feng smiled secretly, he could not sell miserably, but he took advantage of Sister Pomegranate's sympathy for the poor boy.
In the plot, if it wasn't for the poor boy who couldn't get along with himself, it stands to reason that Sister Pomegranate should have bought the poor boy.
"Wait a moment, I'll go get the silver." Sister Shiliu led Qiuxiang into the door and went to get the silver to buy Qin Feng and Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu hurriedly walked to Qin Feng's side and said, "Damn it! Brother Qin, shouldn't you also like Qiuxiang?"
Qin Feng smiled and said: "A gentleman doesn't take people's favor. As a brother, I want to help you. In addition, Brother Tang's acting skills are too exaggerated and need to be improved a lot."
Chapter 130 Code 9528
"Understood! I haven't found out before that Brother Qin's acting skills are so shocking. If I hadn't known Brother Qin long ago, even I would have been fooled." Tang Bohu looked at Qin Feng with admiration.
"Small idea." Qin Feng smiled. Acting is not only a matter of talent, but also other abilities, practice makes perfect.
Sister Shiliu and Qiuxiang who took the money pushed the door open, took them to the accountant to sign a deed of sale, and handed over the money to Qin Feng and Tang Bohu.
After putting on a simple blue cloth and a family hat, the two turned into a Washington family.
"Ding! Congrats to the host for completing the task of [Needless Homeworker], and the reward points are worth 2000 points."
"dududu~"
With the sound of a whistle, the rest of the servants gathered, and Qin Feng and Tang Bohu also rushed over with the crowd.
Seeing the sturdy Wu Zhuangyuan, he stared at Qin Feng and Tang Bohu and said, "You two are the new servants? Very good, from today, you two are low-level servants in Washington!
9527,9528, [-], these two are your lifetime codes, start working! "
Without a moment's delay, Qin Feng and Tang Bohu were immediately assigned to work, and the workload as newcomers was higher than that of ordinary low-level servants.
As a servant, the rough work such as sweeping the floor, chopping wood, and watering naturally goes without saying, in addition to sweeping dog feces, roasting chicken wings and other weird things.
"I live and die like a dog, and I can't bark when I'm scolded."
"Like a dog, so funny..."
Qin Feng and Tang Bohu, followed by the other servants under the leadership of Wu Zhuangyuan, raised their legs and shouted ironic slogans.
In fact, if you look closely at Xing Ye's movies, it seems that it is a comedy, but there are many ironic details hidden in many places.
For example, the code name of Tang Bohu is 9527. In Cantonese, 9527 means a demeanor, similar to soft-footed shrimp.
suddenly!
Qiuxiang and the others passed by in the attic, Tang Bohu's eyes were immediately attracted, and he accidentally bumped into Wu Zhuangyuan's body.
"Huh?" Wu Zhuangyuan stared at Tang Bohu, his eyes as if he was going to eat people.
Qin Feng shook his head helplessly, Brother Tang, I can't save you anymore.
...
"1001,1002,1003, [-], [-]" Wu Zhuangyuan counted, Tang Bohu was lying on the ground doing push-ups with difficulty, as a punishment for laxity.
lunch time.
Qin Feng and Tang Bohu were only half a beat slower, all the meals were robbed by the rest of the people, leaving only an empty bucket for them.
Tang Bohu leaned helplessly against the wall, Qin Feng sat beside him, put his arms around his shoulders and said, "Regret?"
"Heaven has a great responsibility for the people of this country. They must first suffer from their will, and work their muscles and bones to starve their body and skin." Tang Bohu shook his head, he had already identified Qiuxiang, and this bit of hardship was nothing.