Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

in the light curtain.

In the background of the picture is Liyue's three bowls.

At this time, two cute, funny dragon-like creatures with "wise eyes" posed here.

One is blue and the other is brownish-yellow.

Judging by the title of the video, it's clear that they're Velette and Morax!

...

Seeing this scene, everyone's eyes widened in the chat group.

Some thought they had seen it wrong, so they quickly rubbed their eyes.

After making sure that he was not mistaken, everyone was stupid.

They thought it was just a dance like Baba Silk.

But I never expected such a show!

Not in human form, but in dragon form!

It's still such a comical image!

Girl, can you still dance like this?

With curiosity, they hurriedly looked down.

...

in the light curtain.

At this time, a burst of magical music called "ホモエシテ" began to sound.

"Wow Pedal Pedal Pedal T

"Pedal Pedal Pedal ~"

"Pedal Pedal Pedal ~"

“......"

To this magical background music, the two dragon-like creatures, Morax and Navilet, began to dance.

Sometimes waving his arms,

Sometimes tiptoeing on short legs,

Sometimes wagging his tail in a circle,

From time to time, the two dragons come and go.

Rubbing the face, rubbing the tail, rubbing the tail, rubbing the tail and rubbing the face......

Throughout the melody, the two dragons are in a state of selfless shaking.

Hey, no~

But on the outside, it feels abstract as a whole.

In the audience, Funina and Xiao were completely dumbfounded.

The whole video is short.

After more than ten seconds, the video ended.

...

At this point, all the spectators in front of the light curtain ......

The "poof" of drinking water squirted out directly.

The one who was eating was almost choked.

While he was walking, one stumbled and almost fell.

Ing......

But they didn't care about their own affairs, and they looked at the light curtain with a dull expression.

Obviously, they were all thundered by the content in the video!

This dance is too ......

I wanted to say something, but I struggled for a long time and didn't know how to express it.

It's so, it's too demonic!

...

Momang Palace.

At this point, the atmosphere fell silent.

Funina stared at the dragon-shaped Navillette dancing freely in the light curtain, dumbfounded.

Their mouths closed in shock.

It's not like she hasn't seen a video of demonic sex!

But now, this has reached a new level of demonic nature!

In particular, one of the participants in it is still her acquaintance!

It's still the kind of acquaintance who is usually serious!

That feeling......

So, in the next second,

Poof

Funinga couldn't hold back, and instantly broke the defense and laughed wildly.

"Hahaha, this dragon twists, this tail flicks ......"

"Hahaha, it's too abstract, too magical!"

"Hahaha, Navillette, I didn't expect you to have such a side as a serious person with thick eyebrows and big eyes......"

"Haha, ahem, haha......"

The more she thinks about it, the happier she becomes.

Tears flowed from the corners of his eyes again.

But Funinga didn't bother to wipe it, and directly hugged her stomach and smiled on the sofa.

Sure enough, it's more interesting to have fun with the people around you~

On the side, looking at the video that has ended, listening to the laughter that keeps coming from my ears,

Navillette's face darkened.

The previous ominous premonition really came true!

but

It's obviously an unscrupulous comment from the god of Liyue's precious gold, so why did the light curtain persecute him like this!

When it comes to dragons, aren't Dvalin and Radha Dragon Kings more suitable than him?

Counting the previous time when Miss Navia bombarded the Dragon King and made him cry......

He's already had two extremely abstract performances!

It's even more than his own unscrupulous comments!

At this point, his former image of the majestic Supreme Inquisitor was gone.

Instead, it is a funny, funny, psychologically fragile water dragon that is easy to drop small pearls......

"I hope it won't have an impact on future trials......"

Navillette sighed helplessly.

Noticing the situation of her subordinates, Funinga also sat up straight.

Wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, he smiled and smiled.

"Don't worry, you're not alone!"

"Think of Dvalin, Morax, and the Rhodron who awaits behind!"

"So peace of mind~"

Hearing this, Navillette was stunned.

Think about it too!

Anyway, he wasn't the only one who was persecuting, oh no, a dragon!

Since this is the case, then everyone is equivalent to flattening out~

After thinking so, Navillette's mood was slightly better.

I just wanted to thank Ms. Funinga for her comfort,

At this time, I saw Funinga suddenly come over with a smile.

It seems like he had some bad idea.

"Ms. Funina, are you...?"

Navillette's expression was slightly stunned.

"Hehe, it's nothing, I just want to invite you to join my Demon God Performance Troupe!"

Funina smiled.

That's what she just thought.

She feels interesting~

"Demon God Troupe?"

There was a look of confusion on Navillette's face.

What is this strange thing?

Funina explained.

"Actually, it's a Teyvat idol group like Lady Alice. "

"But I'm not recruiting idols, I'm recruiting actors!

"I think you, Morax, and Barbatos are all good!"

"Later, I will be the director, and you will be the actors, such as performing today's dance. "

"When the time comes, we will become bigger and stronger together, and we will be popular all over the entire Teyvat continent!"

As she spoke, Funina spread her hands, her face full of excitement.

If Fontaine's prophecy crisis is successfully resolved, then she will be relieved of her position as the god of water!

Compared to this, she still prefers to be a big star!

Especially with the team to be the big star of the whole Teyvat!

That's so much fun!

Navillette: "......"

Today, just watching it is enough to be speechless, if you go to perform in person......

Thinking of that scene, he unconsciously shivered.

Seeing that the good subordinates suddenly fell silent, Funina hurriedly looked over.

"What happened to you, Villette?"

“......"

"Do you speak!"

“......"

"Hey, hey, hey, I'll order you as your boss, say, don't you agree, don't force me to beg you!"

"I drank nuclear wastewater and couldn't perform. "

“......"

......

Return to the original.

After getting the address, Xiao was on his way from the Wangshu Inn to Liyue Harbor.

However, after seeing this indecent video in the light curtain, his pace suddenly stopped.

"It's... This is the Emperor?"

Looking at the demonic dance and dancing posture of the emperor inside, Xiao Wannian's expressionless expression at this time also changed.

The mouth is slightly open, and the gaze is glazed.

Just like Funina in the Momang Palace.

And as the emperor continued to dance, the expression on his face kept changing.

One moment the eyes widen, the corners of the mouth twitched, and the other the face looked confused......

Wonderful!

It's hard to imagine that the face of the Great Demon Sage would show such a look!

And after the video ended, Xiao didn't make a sound, and kept silent all the time.

He just frowned, as if he was thinking about something.

After a while, he sighed helplessly.

"The emperor must have his reasons for doing this!"

"It's just that with my realm, I can't guess yet. "

"There are still important things to do now, and I will slowly understand it after it is solved!"

Thinking of this, Xiao didn't delay much.

Once again, it turned into a wisp of fresh wind and rushed towards Liyue Harbor.

......

Hall of the Dead.

Originally, Zhong was faintly uneasy, so he wanted to drink some wine to suppress the shock.

However, after seeing the whole work in the light curtain,

Burst~

One didn't hold back and squirted out directly!

can make the rock king emperor, who has always been calm and calm, show such an embarrassment, you can imagine how big the impact on his heart is!

On the side, after Hu Tao, Wendy, and Dvalin saw this scene, (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

One by one, they all laughed wildly.

"Hahaha, Keqing, your dancing after retirement is good!"

"Hehe, it's worthy of being an old man, this taste is unique enough~"

"Ahem, Morax and the Water Dragon King are dancing well, poof~"

“......"

Listening to such movements, Zhong Weizhong looked helpless.

If there is no him in the light curtain,

Or another person, such as Barbatos, or the Dragon King of Rata,

Then he's sure to be smiling a lot, too.

There will even be a bowl of wine to help the fun.

But now it's him......

This taste is hard to describe~

Thinking of the constantly dancing dragon image himself in the light curtain video, Zhongli's body trembled subconsciously.

It's too~

Wendy's smile brightened when she found out about this. []

Hey, let the old man make fun of me with your jokes at the time!

Hey, now "retribution" is coming~

But he may not think that this strength is enough, so his eyes rolled,

Then he looked at Hu Tao not far away.

"Hehe, Master Hu, the old man's dance is really wonderful!"

"But the light curtain is a little unpleasant, why don't you let the old man come to the scene?"

"How about using your request?"

Zhongli's eyes widened when he heard this.

it!

It's just a joke for you, after all, he's teased each other before.

But now to be persecuted in reality?

It's too much!

After making a note in his heart about the drunkard, he hurriedly looked at his hall master.

If the hall master really agreed, it would be troublesome.

"Let Zhongli come to the scene?"

At this time, after hearing Wendy's words, Hu Tao was a little moved.

This is exciting~

But after a slight hesitation, she shook her head.

"Forget it, it's not easy for Keqing. "

Hearing this, Zhongli immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

The hall master is a good person~

I just wanted to say thank you, but at this moment, the other party spoke again.

"But it's not easy for Keqing, but it's even more difficult for me to make that request!"

"After all, it's only once, so how can you use it indiscriminately?"

"What if it's more interesting later?"

"So wait until the review is over!"

As he spoke, a sly smile flashed in Hu Tao's good-looking plum blossom pupils.

"Hey, that makes sense!"

"It's still the master of the Hu hall who has high knowledge!"

Wendy grinned and gave Hu Tao a thumbs up.

As for Zhongli,

The smile on his face froze.

He thinks too much.

The hall master is still the same hall master......

The devil knows what outrageous and indecent comments are behind it!

He was wrong!

He shouldn't have stayed in the Hall of the Dead today......

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Good girl! I thought of 10,000 possible ways to dance, but I didn't expect it to be so outrageous!(Shocked.jpg)]

[Paimon: It's both raw, demonic, and brainwashing!, it's the kind of situation where you look confused, but you want to see it when you don't look at it!]

[Barbara: Huh, I think Paimon has done something like this before, right?]

[Ganyu: I remember!, it's Keqing-sama's exclusive song "My Roast Offal"!]

[Yae Miko: Oh, it's true! Both sides are the same abstract and demonic at this point!(Wicked laugh.jpg)]

[Alice: It's my Liyue Thor!(Dog's Head.Emoji)]

[Keqing: ......]

[Keqing: Ganyu, don't chat in the group, otherwise you will be slipped by Tartaglia. 】

[Ganyu: Ahem, okay, Lord Keqing!]

After making a joke, the topic came to Zhongli again.

[Nahida: Then again, one of them is the High Inquisitor of Fontaine, and the other is the Liyue Rock God, and both of them are of that serious nature, but ......]

[Yae Miko: But it turned out to be such an abstract and dance!" (Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey, is this the contrast?

[Leosley: Hahaha, I suggest more efforts!Especially on the side of Navillette!]

[Hu Tao: Agreed, agreed! Also, such a magical dance is recommended to be renamed "Two Hundred Dances"!

[Funina: Two hundred dances, good name!Unfortunately, people, oh no, it's not all dragons!Otherwise, it would be better if you add Dvalin and Radha Dragon King!(sigh.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Hehe, the Four Dragons Fighting Dance, right?

[Dvalin: ......]

【Rata Dragon King: ......】

I'm thanking you~

[Alice: By the way, what about the immortals in the group? Your dear emperor is dancing, so you can't show it?" (Evil laughs.jpg)]

Seeing this statement, Liuyun borrowed Feng Zhenjun and the others to become embarrassed.

How is this to be evaluated?

Good jump?

It doesn't seem to fit.

Bad jump?

That's even more inappropriate!

For a moment, the people of Liyue were a little embarrassed.

However, one person stepped forward.

[Xiao: The emperor must have his reasons for doing this!]

[Alice: Oh, what's the truth? (Wicked laughs.jpg)]

[Xiao: This ......]

[Ningguang: Ahem, this is simple!The Emperor is thinking about Liyue's diplomacy!]

[Ningguang: The atmosphere of Fontaine's performance is strong, and the emperor is having a friendly exchange with the supreme judge in this way! It is not only to welcome the guests, but also to facilitate the cooperation between the two countries in the future!]

Xiao's eyes lit up when he saw this.

Right!

That's it!

The emperor really has his point!

[Xiao: That's right!] 3.8

[Zhongli: Ahem, Tianquan Xing is right, that's what I think in the light curtain!(A serious .jpg)]

[Navillette: Ahem, that's true!I feel the sincerity of the god of precious gold, and the two countries can have more exchanges and cooperation in the future!]

[Zhongli: It's nature!]

Joke?

They're not stupid!

Instead of dancing awkwardly like a fool, it's better to borrow such a suitable reason!

In this way, it can be said that it is for the country!

Since it's for the country, it's not normal to be wronged~

Ningguang did a good job!

Go back and get a raise!

The eyes of the others widened when they saw this.

?

Can it be explained like that?

But don't say it, it's really a little bit reasonable!

The meaning is different all of a sudden!

This Tianquan Star is amazing!

......

Villa.

After Luo Chen saw these conspicuous barrages, he also raised his eyebrows.

It is worthy of the condensation of sitting on the throne of the Heavenly Power Star from scratch!

This reason is much more useful than Xiao's stupid child's constant "The emperor must have his reason for doing this"!

But if I play the card "Zhong Li", how will you deal with it?

Thinking of this extremely unscrupulous second creation, the smile on his face brightened.

After coughing lightly, he spoke again.

"Ahem, after watching the previous video, I think you all have a certain understanding of Morax's dancing skills. "

Now let's make a serious comment on the last aspect of this retirement. "

"Third point, Zhong Li!"

"Anyway, Morax has been in Liyue Harbor for a long time and finds it a little boring. "

So on this day, I went to the land of my old friends, which was Mondstadt. "

"Here, he took over a job after retirement, namely Zhong Li!"

"Now, let's take a look at this extraneous work of Morax!".