Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Xiangling: That, ahem, Mr. Zhongli, Emperor, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to scold you. 】

[Xiangling: It's already our honor for you to come to our Wanmin Hall to eat!]

Looking at this apprehensive speech in the chat group, Zhong Lishen~ was a little helpless.

That's what the identity exposes - the drawbacks.

People who used to be more easy-going are now separated by the identity gap.

Thinking of this, he also cherished his own hall master even more.

Although she does occasionally be out of tune,

But it is a rare person who can treat him equally regardless of his status!

After feeling a sigh of emotion in his heart, Zhongli looked at the chat group.

[Zhongli: It's okay, this is a serious comment, don't care. What's more, the reason is not your ......]

Hearing this, Xiangling suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.

Call~

It's okay, it's okay!

The Emperor is merciful!

Then......

[Yingmei: Yes, objectively speaking, this is not Xiangling's fault at all, it is obviously Zhongli's pot that does not give money for eating!]

[Paimon: That's right, don't you see what the light curtain says? Zhongli's skipping food has already hindered Liyue's development!]

[Paimon: It even affected the stock price of the Dead Hall, and the capital chain of Liyue's restaurant industry was broken!

[Alice: Woo woo, poor Xiangling, looking for Zhongli has no money, looking for Hu Tao but being used to pay off the debt with the Afterlife Hall package!

[Funingna: Ahem, although it is a little bad, but these two sentences "My family tree is not enough to pay off the debt", "I don't have any object, my granddaughter's tomb has been repaired", it is really ...... (smiling, emoji)】

[Barbara: It sounds outrageous, but when you think about it, it makes some sense!

[Kamisato Ayaka: Eloquence is first-class~ (dog head, expression)]

【Xiangling:......】

Seeing that some people in the chat group aimed their "spearheads" at the emperor, some immortals opened their mouths to defend it.

[Liuyun borrowing the wind Zhenjun: How can it be the emperor's fault? The emperor in the light curtain also has a reason!]

The Emperor single-handedly established Liyue, in a sense, he is the ancestor of all Liyue! 's ancestors are no problem!]

In this way, as the light curtain said, the emperor eats his own seat, does he need to give Mora to eat his own seat?

[Madame Ping: Ahem, the three old friends are right, Liyue doesn't have such a tradition. 】

[Xiao: Sure enough, the emperor really has a reason for doing this!(.jpg confident face)]

[Yae Miko: Oh, if you look at it this way, it's the pot of the kid Hu Tao? (dog head .jpg)]

Hu Tao is immersed in his own genius idea.

When I saw this, I was in a hurry.

Why did this pot fall on her?

[Hu Tao: What does this have to do with the master of the hall?

[Hu Tao: And the head of the hall was kind enough to pay Zhongli's money, otherwise Liyue's restaurant would go out of business!.jpg]

[Nilou: The point - pay with the afterlife hall package!(Dog's head.emoticons)]

[Hu Tao: Hey, isn't there no way~ It is often consumed by Keqing, and the Afterlife Hall is so poor that it is almost impossible to open the pot, and there are only these packages. (Booth .jpg)】

[Hu Tao: If those merchants feel like Xiangling that "the death of the family tree is not enough to pay off the debt", no problem, the hall master has other tricks!]

[Hu Tao: For example, you can turn the excess into after-sales service of the after-life hall! One year replacement, three years of repair! Millennium-old store, Tong Su is not bullied!]

[Hu Tao: If you are willing, you can contact the master of the hall at any time~]

Looking at Hu Tao's remarks, everyone in the chat group looked strange.

After-sales of funeral business?

One-year replacement, three-year repair?

Boy!

That's too abstract, right?

It's you, Master Hu!

But if you think about it, what this person said makes sense!

I didn't do her business in the first place, and it would be nice to be able to help pay for it!

Even if the way of payment is a little special, but after all, the bill is paid!

But there's nothing wrong with Zhongli's argument!

How can any ancestor eat his own table and still have to give money?

There's no such tradition!

But Xiangling's side is even more reasonable!

Can't her food be eaten by others, and she doesn't want money at a loss, right?

So here's the problem!

Whose pot is this?

It's the first time that the people in the chat group have encountered such an outrageous but well-founded indecent video.

For a while, everyone was a little confused.

Then

[Yingmei: Funingna, dear Lord Water, you are the god of justice and the embodiment of justice in Teyvat!]

[Yingmei: So I want to ask you, how should this case be judged?

Seeing this, many people in the chat group had strange expressions.

Okay, you're a crumb, you're here to live!

Actually kicked this ball to the side of the water god?

Interesting!

I wonder how this unobtrusive god of justice will judge?

Thinking of this, they also looked forward to it.

...

Fontaine, Palazzo Moman.

Funina: "......"

At this time, she looked confused.

What the heck?

Isn't she just a melon eater?

Why did this melon suddenly kick her here?

"Executioner...... this guy"

Funina couldn't help but puff up her little face in frustration.

But I can't care about complaining about this crumb.

In this situation, it is definitely not possible not to reply.

But reply, who is to be convicted?

Morax?

As soon as she had this thought, she ruled it out.

was only countered by this contact Yanfei before.

If she did it again, she would probably be sent to prison.

So no!

What walnuts?

It doesn't seem to make sense!

It's none of this person's business!

Uh, then Xiangling?

Wait a minute

That's even more unreasonable!

"No, how can this be judged-"

For a moment, Funinga held her head, and the whole person went crazy.

On the side, Navillette looked helpless when she saw this.

Adhering to the duty of his subordinates to give advice to his superiors, he clenched his fists and coughed lightly.

"Ahem, wallet!"

"There's also a wallet~"

"Huh?"

Hearing this prompt, Funina was stunned.

In the next second, his eyes lit up directly.

That's right!

And this one!

Thinking of this, she gave a thumbs up to Navillette.

"Good job, my good subordinates~"

Immediately, he looked at the chat group excitedly.

[Funina: Ahem, I'm the great god of justice, this case is very simple!]

[Funingna: Xiangling, Zhongli, and Hu Tao are all justified, and there is nothing wrong!]

[Funina: The only one who is at fault is him - Fatui Executive Tartaglia!]

[Funingna: If it weren't for his wallet, how could Zhongli have no money to pay the bills? How could Hu Tao be implicated? How could Xiangling angrily scold Zhongli for not giving money for eating?]

[Funina: This move not only involved the innocent three parties, but also caused Liyue to suffer heavy losses!]

[Funina: It is recommended to pay compensation first, and then directly execute the death penalty immediately!" (a serious .jpg)]

Seeing this scene, the expressions of the people in the chat group suddenly became wonderful.

Is that okay?

But don't say it yet!

It seems that there is a little bit of truth in it!

Yes, my Lord Water God~

So a group of fun people began to echo one after another~

[Yingmei: Reasonable, convincing!worthy of the water god!(dog head.expression)]

[Zhongli: Ahem, in terms of universal rationality, this is indeed the truth!

[Hu Tao: That's right! Tartaglia is the culprit!

[Xiangling: Ahem, it is worthy of being the embodiment of Teyvat's justice!

[Yanfei: Support Lord Water, Tartaglia is guilty!(Dog's head.emoji)]

[Wendy: Hey, death penalty, executed immediately~ (dog head.emoji)]

[Yae Miko: Death penalty, immediate execution~ (dog head, expression)]

【......】

......

Liyue, at the foot of Tianheng Mountain.

Tartaglia had escaped from Liyue Harbor by this time.

also shook off the pursuers behind him a little.

So I also took the time to take a look at the situation in the chat group.

After seeing the series of speeches calling for their own death penalty, others were stupid.

What's going on?

If you don't look at the light curtain for a while, he will be sentenced to death?

He hasn't released Oser yet......

Isn't that the sin?

Thinking of this, he hurriedly flipped up.

After reading the history in the chat group, I suddenly understood.

It turned out that Mr. Zhongli didn't give money for dinner!

"But what's the matter with me?"

"Can this also involve me?"

Tartaglia looked confused.

Don't say he's not a wallet yet.

Even if it's a wallet, you can't judge it like that, right?

It's outrageous!

For the sake of his innocence, he immediately wanted to compare with the water god in the chat group.

But at this moment, several voices came from behind.

"There it is!"

"The Great Sage is coming soon, we can't lose it!"

"Tartaglia, you can be captured!"

“......"

Obviously, it is the cat head Keqing, as well as Ganyu Yelan and others. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

"Damn~"

Seeing this, Tartaglia looked depressed.

I didn't have time to compare with the god of water, so I started running again.

What kind of crime is he sinting~

......

On the other side, Northland Bank.

Previously, Ningguang was letting his two little secretaries take people to find someone to investigate.

In normal times, Northland Bank will definitely not accept it.

But now......

With the revelations in the light curtain not long ago, all of them are honest.

Otherwise, if you really want to refuse or resist, you will really give Liyue an excuse.

When the time comes, there will be no good fruit to eat.

In addition, now the supreme leader has slipped away.

So they all cooperated.

After all, if you get that little money a month, what kind of life do you play?[]

Ningguang was also very satisfied when he saw this.

So he sat on a chair and waited for his subordinates' report while looking at the content in the light curtain.

And after watching the current video of [Xiangling angrily scolding the emperor for not giving money for eating].

She fell silent.

Her mood now is the same as Jean's mood at that time.

0 begging for flowers

Others are for fun.

But for those of their own country,

Ahem, although there is also a loss.

But more than that, it's embarrassing!

The gods have no money, and they have to rely on the Solstice,

It's them Liyue people in the face!

They didn't think it through!

Thinking of this, Ningguang pondered for a while, and then said to Bai Xiao on the side.

"It's not an option. "

"We'll have to prepare a special Imperial Fund, just like Mondstadt. "

"As for the source of the fund, it is drawn from Liyue's annual accounts. "

"As for Tartaglia, even if it's an extra bonus for the emperor!"

"In addition to this, there are also some of the previously mentioned benefits and compensation for demon gods and immortals!"

"These will all be discussed at the next meeting of the Seven Star Council. "

"Be sure to come up with the corresponding charter as soon as possible!"

"Yes, Ningguang-sama!"

After Bai Xiao clicked it, he hurriedly recorded these contents.

......

Villa.

"This can also be related to Tartaglia?"

Looking at the discussion in the live broadcast room, Luo Chen's expression became weird.

It's you, Funinga~

A wave of silence for Tartaglia~

But this is the appetizer, and the back is really not a serious comment~

I don't know what kind of expressions these people will have after seeing the content behind?

Thinking of this, he coughed lightly twice before speaking again.

"Ahem, through the previous indecent comments, I think you already have a very intuitive understanding of Morax without Mora. "

"Now, we continue to comment on Morax's retirement seriously. "

"Number two, dance!"

...

Liyue, Hall of the Dead.

"Dancing?"

Hearing the words in the chat group, Hu Tao was surprised.

Then he turned his head to look at Zhongli, who had a deep groan.

"Keqing, did you learn this after you retired?"

"Old man dancing, ......"

"I don't know what it's going to be like?"

Wendy touched her chin, her face full of curiosity.

Such a serious and old-fashioned person must be very interesting to dance, right?

Thinking about it, his eyes lit up.

At this moment, Zhongli fell silent.

Dance?

He has always only gone to see this kind of performance, such as Mr. Yun Jin's opera.

I definitely don't have this idea.

But now the light curtain is just mentioned......

For a moment, Zhongli's heart was faintly uneasy.

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Dancing? Regarding this, I remember that there seem to have only been two appearances in the light curtain so far, right?]

[Paimon: Uh-huh! One is Barbara's idol dance, and the other is Ayaka's egret dance!

[Alice: No, no, no, there is another!, that is the bewitching dance of Baba Silk~ (Bad laugh.jpg)]

[Wendy: Hey~]

[Yae Miko: Then the question is, what kind of dance will this rock god do?

[Kamisato Ayaka: Since you're retired, maybe it's the kind of dance that the elderly people are doing to exercise their bodies, right?" (guess.jpg)]

[Charlotte: Eh, Valkyrie exercises ......]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Ahem, it seems to be true!(I'm sorry.jpg)]

[Nahida: Referring to these three dances, and then contacting this is not a serious comment, it is estimated that Morax's predecessors danced the same dance as Barbatos's predecessors. 】

The same dance as Barbatos?

Seeing this, many people in the chat group looked subtle.

The dance is enchanting and riotous~

It's just that people like Baba Strip who don't do their jobs can control it!

But Rao is so, and it doesn't look like it can make people laugh.

But if it's a serious person like the rock god......

Hiss~

Thinking of that scene, everyone gasped.

It's too... Looking forward to it!

In an instant, everyone's eyes lit up!

......

Villa.

Luo Chen saw that the audience's interest was raised, and immediately smiled and continued.

The dance was performed by a friend from Fontaine. "

"Let's take a look at it now!"

As he spoke, he picked up the mouse and started to control it.

Soon, a new video appeared in the light curtain.

[Dance of the Dragon - "Toothless Boy"]

[Performers: Morax, Navillette]

...

Fontaine, Palazzo Moman.

"Huh?"

"And that Villette?"

When Funnina saw this, her little face suddenly became surprised.

That's a bit unexpected!

But Navillette danced......

Puff~

Thinking of that scene, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.

On the side, Navillette's expression froze at this time.

Conspicuousness is also a bad picture that comes to mind.

Plus Miss Navia's "Bombardment of the Dragon King" last time......

He felt bad in his heart.

Isn't it going to be persecuted again?

With apprehension, he looked at the light curtain.

......

ps: Thank you for the four consecutive rewards from the [Tian Qi] boss!

The little author is grateful!

May the big guy withdraw money and be healthy forever!.