Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Knights of Favonius.

Jean and Lisa, as before,

While leisurely carrying out afternoon tea, I happily looked at the inappropriate comments in the light curtain.

With the progress of the improper comments, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief under the joy.

Pleasant, because it deserves to be a light curtain!

The angle of the indecent review is still so tricky and outrageous!

It's a lot of fun to watch.

As for the relief......

It's that Mondstadt is finally no longer alone!

After yesterday's indecent comments about the god of wind, the image of Lord Barbatos not doing his business is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people!

So much so that people in other countries looked at Mondstadt a little strangely.

Jean felt it though.

But there is no way.

But now it's good!

They are not the only ones who have a serious image!

And the rock gods of Liyue!

Mondstadt finally has a brother who shares adversity!

This made Qin's heart instantly feel a lot more relaxed.

Relaxed, she reached out and picked up the hot teacup to taste the tea.

Get ready to enjoy.

However, when she saw the mention of Mondstadt in the light curtain, Jean was slightly stunned.

"Visiting Mondstadt?"

"And Mondstadt Express?"

"Could it be... Rock God's indecent comments this time and our participation in Mondstadt?"

On the other side, Lisa said lazily.

"It's normal for people from other countries to be involved in a serious review. "

"But this time......

"Zhong Li ......"

As she spoke, Lisa clasped her hands in her hands, a hint of curiosity flashing in her eyes.

"It's not Zhongli, it's Zhongli!"

"So... Does it have something to do with Klee?"

"Klee?"

Hearing this, Jean looked surprised.

No matter how you think about it, this little guy can't have anything to do with the rock god, right?

But at the thought of Navillette, she was silent.

These two can be connected, and it doesn't seem impossible for little Klee!

Anyway, there is another word in the name that has a similar pronunciation!

"But what connection does Klee have to do with the rock god?"

"You can't always be out of the light curtain, it's to help take care of the children, right?"

Jean's expression was a little puzzled.

"I don't know about this~"

"But judging from the style of the light curtain, I'm afraid it won't be so simple~"

Lisa shook her head slightly, then looked at the light curtain in front of her.

God 01 is looking forward to it.

Seeing this, Jean didn't say anything more.

"I hope it doesn't come out of the way......"

After sighing, she also looked at the light curtain.

......

Liyue, Hall of the Dead.

"Huh?"

"Keqing, you're traveling to Mondstadt again?"

After hearing the words in the light curtain, Hu Tao glanced at Zhongli who was sitting not far away in surprise.

It's not enough to listen to plays, walk birds, eat delicious food, and dance.

Traveling again now?

This guy's retirement life is quite exciting~

Wendy was just as surprised.

However, in contrast, he was more curious about the "extra money" mentioned in the light curtain.

Thinking of this, he got up and poured the old man a glass of wine, and then brought it with a smile.

"Old man, what kind of fortune did you make in Mondstadt?"

"Take me with you~"

"Now the two of us are gods without Mora, so we have to help each other~!"

Zhongli: "......"

Tourism?

Extra money?

If only it were that simple!

Although he didn't know what "Zhong Li" meant.

But judging from the outrageous degree of the continuous superposition of previous inappropriate comments,

Definitely another very outrageous review!

Thinking of this, he felt uneasy again.

He didn't pay attention to these two living treasures, and took the wine and drank it directly.

Tons of tons of tons ~

Seeing this, Hu Tao, Wendy, and Dvalin smiled.

Then they looked at the light curtain expectantly.

......

【Extraordinary Chat Group】

[Yingmei: Huh, travel to Mondstadt to earn extra money, is there such extra money as "Zhong Li" in Mondstadt? (curious.jpg)

[Paimon: This... It's not a bit of a ......, right??

[Funina: It's a bit like "Naville otter", "flexible in the water", "Baba Silk" and other homonyms!]

[Leosley: Hahaha, every time this happens, then Villette will be pulled up and whipped once!]

[Yoimiya: Miss Ayaka is too~]

[Navillette: ......]

【Kamisato Ayaka: ......】

[Wendy: Hey~]

Nahida: Looking at it this way, it's really a bit similar. Chung-Li, huh, I remember there's a Klee in Mondstadt, right?

[Klee: Eh, are you calling Klee? (curious.jpg)]

[Alice: Zhongli, Klee, wait, that seems to be true, so you went to Mondstadt to help bring my baby daughter Klee?

[Alice: Hey, how embarrassing is this~]

[Alice: Next time I'll take my daughter to Liyue to invite you to dinner~]

【Zhongli:......】

Invite me to dinner?

You'd better stop coming......

[Ningguang: Ahem, it shouldn't be to help with the child, otherwise the keyword is related to taking the child. 】

[Yae Miko: What could that be? It can't be pretending to be little Klee, right? (Fox smiles.jpg)]

[Yingmei: Pretending to be Klee? wait!...... (Shocked.jpg)]

[Paimon: Hiss~ Won't you?(Shocked.jpg)]

Nahida: Ah...... (Surprised.jpg)】

[Funina: Good boy, this ...... (Surprised.jpg)】

[Alice: ???]

[Klee: Huh?]

【......】

The dandruff fox was meant to be a joke.

However, many people in the chat group suddenly felt a pang in their hearts after seeing it.

Hiss~

It seems that this is possible!

It's a light curtain after all!

The angles are all outrageous!

I just don't know how it will be......

Thinking of this, everyone didn't discuss it anymore, and hurriedly looked at the light curtain with their own strange moods.

And Zhongli ......

"Play the little girl......

He subconsciously muttered to himself.

In the past, he had done something similar.

For example, in various capacities, he wanders around the earthly world of Liyue Harbor and experiences the folk situation.

But never played the little girl.

I don't know what the situation is with this improper review......

Thinking of this, Zhongli's expression became a little nervous again.

God pity you~

He had never been in such a mood when he fought the Demon God War.

That's really ......

Ay......

......

Villa.

As Luo Chen operated twice, a new video soon appeared in the light curtain.

[Zhongli: Da Da Da ~]

As soon as I entered the screen, a burst of cheerful music rang out.

"Wow~"

"Wow~"

"Wow Pedal Pedal ~"

"Wow~"

"Wow~

"Wow~

"Wow~"

"W-"

"Wow~"

Accompanied by music, huge font labels began to appear on the screen.

【Wandering in the World】

【God of Contract】

【Star Rock Destruction】

【Emperor without wallet】

[You should borrow him for Mora]

【Very handsome brown】

【Afterlife Hall】

[It's a pity to buy it if you miss it]

【Liyue's Poorest Combat Power】

[Are you talking about that big boy?]

【Zhong Erzhu】

[This is the choice of fate]

After this dazzling series of labels, the video is officially on topic.

In the background is the steps in front of the Knights of Favonius.

At this point, Morax appears in the frame.

However, this is not the previous dragon form Morax, but a normal human form. (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

It's just that this humanoid form is slightly different.

At this time, Morax no longer has the sharp dragon eyes that they used to have,

In their place were Klee's large, round, cute eyes.

In addition to this, the mouth is also wide open.

If these traits are put on a little girl, such as Klee, it is cute.

But on Morax......

There is a strong sense of strangeness and abstraction!

...

Seeing this scene, the people in the chat group couldn't help but look dark.

I'll go!

Is this Morax?

This is the Valkyrie of the Teyvat Continent?

This is even more outrageous than the previous dragon form rock god!

Immediately, everyone had a strong urge to complain.

But seeing that the light curtain continued to flicker, they also forcibly suppressed this emotion for the time being.

I continued to look at it.

...

In the light curtain, the picture continues.

At this moment, Morax turned around and found the Traveler Yingmei.

Suddenly, he said curiously in the immature voice of his Zhongli version.

"Huh?"

"Are you here to play with Zhong Li?"

"Then you are responsible for looking out for the wind!"

"If you see the head of the piano, tell me immediately~"

"Hey, let's go~"

With that, Morax happily stretched out his hands and ran outside.

At this time, the cheerful background music also sounded rhythmically again.

"Wow~"

"Wow~"

"Wow~"

Then a large line of text appears in the center of the frame.

[Zhong Li: The poor Emperor of the Rock King. A regular guest of Wanmin Hall and Crescent Xuan's Overlord Restaurant, and a master of credit in Liyue. 】

Then, the screen pans to the wilderness of Mondstadt.

To the upbeat music, Morax stared at the hilichurls with wide eyes.

From time to time, the sound of "Hayi", "Ha", "Hey" is made.

Seeing that the fight was almost over, he directly put his big move.

"Bouncing Bomb!"

"This time, I chose the firepower enhancement type when the fish are not fried!"

Directly petrified the surrounding hilichurls and other monsters.

Under the bomb, the surrounding grass began to explode continuously.

Set off a spark!

Seeing this, Morax stretched out his hands and ran happily inside.

And as he ran, a figure appeared in front of him.

This figure is the person he fears the most - Captain Qin!

At this time, the background music also stopped abruptly in time.

"Lily, you should know the consequences, right?"

Jean crossed her hands on her hips and her eyes sharpened.

After that, the scene shifts, and the camera comes to the Knights of Favonius confinement room.

As the clock time slowly passed, so did the time of confinement.

At this moment, the door opened.

A blinking, tilted head, and gestured with cute fingers appeared in front of the door.

Immediately, he stretched out his arms again and ran out happily.

"Hey, hey, dada~"

The cheerful and relaxing background music also sounded again.

"Wow~"

"Oh~Oh~"

"Oh~oh~oh~

Then Morax happily fought the hilichurls in the field again.

"Hey~"

"Hayi~"

"Ha~"

Under the fireworks that exploded in the sky, the innocence of "children" was fully displayed.

After more than ten seconds, the music finally came to an end.

With the phrase "Let's go fry fish together next time", the video ends.

......

After reading this, all Teyvat people in front of the light were silent.

Before, they also thought that although the previous dragon form rock god danced abstractly,

But it's more demonic!

But for now, this ......

Figurative abstraction!

Discourse abstraction!

Action abstraction!

Every part of the light curtain video reveals abstraction and rawness!

Even if there are no previous unorthodox comments, this alone is enough to collapse the image of the martial god's majesty and domineering.

It's really Sumeru empty, and the grass god is in the world~

Especially the people of Liyue!

They really can't connect the emperor inside with the emperor in reality.

Just like the people of Mondstadt next door.

The mood is extremely complicated.

But people in other countries don't have that kind of mind.

After being shocked, he suddenly "sighed" in the chat group.

【General Chat Group】

[Lawrence: Ahem, I didn't expect Liyue's rock god to take such extra money in Mondstadt, ahem, not bad!]

[Harry: Yes, yes, yes, indeed, poof~ haha, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be disrespectful to the gods, I don't usually laugh, but this time...... Hahaha~】

[Zheping: There's no way, there is a ghost animal dancing in the front, and there is such a raw image in the back, ordinary people really can't resist, poof, hahaha~]

[Dina Zedai: No wonder the relationship between the wind god and the rock god is so good, cough cough, it turns out that it is so compatible in this not doing business!(dog head.expression)】637 [Monio: Is this the life of the gods touching fish and retiring? Love love~ (dog head.expression)]

[Effie: Huh, what about the people of Liyue? Why don't you talk or laugh? Don't you like to laugh?

【Master Mao: ......】

【Tian Tiezui: ......】

[Ying'er: ......]

【......】

......

Mondstadt, Knights of Favonius, Lockdown.

Although Little Klee was crowned the new "God of Wind",

But there is a more "powerful" piano leader!

So he was still "suppressed" in confinement.

But fortunately, with the existence of the light curtain, she will not be as bored as before.

At this time, after watching this video in the light curtain, little Klee's eyes widened cutely.

Without him!

Because this big brother Zhong Li is exactly the same situation as her!

I'm afraid of the head of the piano!

Both love fried fish!

All closed in the confinement room!

They can even make bouncing bombs as well!

The similarities of this scene brought a huge shock to Little Klee!

It was the first time she had met such a person!

Shocked, little Klee suddenly became excited.

"Wow, this big brother Zhongli is the same as Klee!"

"A great guy for sure!"

"Later, let my mother take me to this big brother to play with and fry fish together~!"

"Hey~"

Thinking of that happy scene, little Klee had an expectant look in her eyes.

...

At the same time, next door to the office of the head of the regiment.

Jean and Lisa's expressions became weird after reading it.

With their familiarity with Klee, they could naturally tell what was going on inside the light curtain.

Replace the rock god in the video with Klee, isn't that the daily life of little Klee?

I guessed it right, and it has something to do with Klee!

But now it's the big-eyed rock god......

Everything is abstract and raw!

"Tsk, our piano leader is really amazing~"

"Even the dignified rock gods are afraid of you~"

"I was even locked up in a confinement room by you~"

At this point, Lisa laughed and joked.

In this regard, Qin rolled her eyes angrily, and then looked at the light curtain with some emotion.

"This is not a serious review......"

"Should I say it's a light curtain......

The light curtain really doesn't let them down every time......

It's just that I feel a little emotional, the rock god next door!

Obviously, the image in the serious review is so good!

But now......

I'm afraid it's completely collapsed!

On the other side, Lisa was impressed when she heard it.

Even, she felt that compared to the previous round of indecent comments, this time in terms of gods, the strength was even better!

If nothing else, Iwajin won't be the last to suffer!

As for whether it is the worst persecution......

Then we have to look at the situation of the next few gods being commented on.

......

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