Xiu Erdai's daily essays
Chapter 020
0055_Gender indistinguishable
"Ah, ah...you win, beauty..." After running close, the young master stared at me and then at the pig lying dead, "You...it...its wound..."
"I chopped it up." Seeing that he was having a hard time forming a sentence, and hearing it made me feel obsessive-compulsive, I kindly gave him the answer first.
As a result, he was even more astonished, and murmured: "The voice of the beauty is a bit neutral..." His eyes fell on my chest, his expression became more and more broken, and then he looked at my neck, and then seemed to be relieved.
I:……
Most of the monks, men and women, have long hair, and most of their clothes are loose, which basically cannot outline their figures.For example, my sister, her chest line is not very visible.But we can’t blame the clothes entirely. For example, my mother has a pair of good breasts. She is a hot beauty who can’t hide her figure in a sack. No matter how loose the clothes are, she can wear sexy lingerie. Confused, these are the original words she wrote in the jade slips she left for me.
...The words that follow immediately are regrets that I am not a daughter.
In contrast, Senior Sun's appearance can only be considered handsome, and his figure is relatively tactful, so my sister, who inherited it from her, can only comfort myself and say that fortunately, my face is more inherited from my father's handsome gene... It seems to be comforting Not successful, especially when she looked at me.
Cough, what I mean is that because of the concealment of the clothes, it is actually not easy for teenagers and girls who are immature to tell their gender, let alone children of a few years old. Li's can't tell the difference, but I myself...don't recall.
In particular, the clothing of the monks is not divided into men and women. For example, the unified uniform of the Yunxia Sect has exactly the same style for men and women, but there are more obvious differences between different peaks due to professional characteristics.
But my face... Literally, it’s called androgynous, but in layman’s terms, it’s quite a shemale. I take it for granted that I misunderstood my gender just by looking at my face. neutral.
So that young master treats me as a girl, I am not angry at all, but... I touched my Adam's apple and felt that although it is a little small-I am not yet 16 years old, and I have not yet developed-but pay attention If you look at it, there are actually some... well, this young master is not only bad at the exam, but also bad at observation.
I didn't bother to correct him, though, and walked past him and continued on my way.
Unexpectedly, my obvious ignorance not only did not offend this young master who is obviously much loved, but he chased after him with a smile and said, "I'm sorry, I'm the one who spoke out and underestimated the beauty, I apologize , beauty, don't be angry with me."
After walking about 100 meters, I stopped and looked at him who was still sticking to me in doubt.
He had a face of pure joy: "I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Shi Bolin, what do you call this beauty?"
0056_ can't go back
The pre-climbing project of the Yunxia Sect Selection Conference cannot be retreated, because once you start walking down the mountain, you will feel more and more comfortable physically and mentally.The farther you go down the mountain, the deeper this sense of comfort will be. If you want to turn around and go up halfway, the sense of comfort will disappear immediately, replaced by a heavy and stagnant feeling. The drop cannot be described by being splashed with cold water.
Therefore, although Yunxiazong does not expressly stipulate that once you start walking down the mountain road, it means abstention-the only rule is to pass the customs if you reach the top of the mountain before sunset-but judging from the mountaineering situation over the years, as long as you retreat, [-]% of the time it is impossible to go back. Going up, [-]% of the remaining [-]% will not be able to reach the top of the mountain within the specified time, and [-]% of the remaining [-]/[-] will barely reach the top of the mountain, but they will not be able to pass the formal selection. Can't become a Yunxia Sect disciple.Finally, there is a one-in-a-million chance of being able to enter Yunxiazong after retreating during mountain climbing.
Will this young master be one in a million?It's unbelievable.However, the distance he ran back was more than a thousand meters, no matter what he should have deeply felt the comfort, and now he has walked up more than a hundred meters, no matter how slow he is, he should feel the weight of the drop. Like a normal person?
"Don't you feel uncomfortable?" I couldn't help asking.
The young master looked moved: "I'm fine, beauty doesn't need to worry. No, no, no, I'm still worried. Beauty's worry really makes me fascinated. When I rushed back just now, when I thought that beauty would be moved by my behavior, I was like It's about to float. Fortunately, the strength of the beauty that amazed me made me keep my feet on the ground, and the beauty is really my guiding light."
Me: "..." You are really talented.The feeling of floating up and down-to-earth is not fantasy, it is real, even if you are stunned because of me at the moment of sudden change, but the other hundreds or thousands of kilometers are not enough for you to distinguish it?
This man was so stupid that I couldn't bear to let him continue to misunderstand me, so I told him: "I'm a man."
"..." The young master's expression of 'don't lie to me, I have eyes to see' resolutely disbelieves, but his eyes still scan my chest and neck one after another.
... But after scanning for a long time, I did not scan to a conclusion.
I couldn't help touching my Adam's apple again: Is there really...?
"Even if it's... a man," the young master's expression was very understandable, hesitant and disbelieving, and with a sense of going all out, "beauties are beauties, I like them all."
Me: "..." You want to take a gamble?Or does it bend quickly?Or is it just not straight enough?It doesn't matter which one, you're not my type, so you're useless to me.
0057_Peer
Young master Shi Bolin, who wrote Silly Baitian and Silly Duospeed from head to toe, proposed: "Beauty, let's go up the mountain together, and I will protect...we will protect each other."
I don't expect him to have the slightest knowledge of the exam, but I don't bother to correct him. Anyway, when he encounters the next checkpoint, it is impossible for him not to separate, so I said: "Follow the fate."
The young master looked happy: "Of course we are destined."
Me: "..." Could it be that the legendary mentally handicapped children are more joyful?
The next level came soon in my anticipation, and the person I encountered was me.Yes, it's me again.
This time, the content is a maze.The specific type is a maze.
Obviously, that young master and I were walking side by side, but I was the only one who was trapped while walking the same road at the same time. The young master walked over without knowing it, and when he finished walking, he looked back at me blankly: "Beauty , why don't you go?"
Me: "There is a maze here, you go first."
The young master said righteously: "Don't worry, beauty, I will advance and retreat with you."
I beg you to go, it's annoying to look at you.
I rolled my eyes, and the young master didn't know what he understood, and looked at me with a moved face: "It's good that the beauty can appreciate my sincerity and enthusiasm, I don't need anything in return."
You don't suit me anywhere except species and gender, and I understand you as a daydream.
Formation is actually one of the basic skills for monks of all professions. The sword formation of sword cultivators, the seal formation of law cultivators, the talismans of talisman cultivators, the refining of pill cultivators... all cannot do without the assistance of formation techniques , it's just that the emphasis of each profession is not the same, resulting in the ever-changing "array", but the ever-changing remains the same.
There are also some basic and general methods for breaking the formation, such as violent crushing and destroying the formation eye.
Personally, I prefer violent crushing. With a 'boom', the entire formation was destroyed, cleanly and refreshingly.It's a pity that the premise of this method is that my strength can instantly destroy all energy nodes in the formation including the formation eyes.
Since I don't know where each node is when I do it, in fact, this method requires my spiritual power to cover the entire formation in an instant, and the spiritual power acting on all positions in the formation is higher than Array endurance.
Given that I have only practiced qi for Dzogchen, and strictly speaking, I am not yet a formal monk, the possibility of this kind of violence being successful is too small.He can only bully the formations set up by Xiaosheng, who is also not an official monk in the Qi training period.
So in terms of actual operation, I am more confident in finding and destroying the formation eye.Who made me have a good memory, who made there are many examples of formations in the Yunxiazong Library Pavilion.Even if I don't fully understand or don't understand many of the regular formation eyes of each formation, I can recite them by heart.
0058_Know it at a glance
Relying on a large amount of theoretical memory, I quickly locked three possible formations.Just as I continued to analyze and screen and prepare to choose one of the three to accurately find the real formation, the young master suddenly waved his folding fan, and a small whirlwind mixed with water vapor and wild grasses hit the three suspected formations I was looking at. One of the eyes, shattered, and then broke.
The results showed that what the young master hit was indeed the eye of the formation.
I'm quite surprised, this young master's cultivation is lower than mine, his IQ doesn't seem to be higher than mine, even if he has the same golden fingers as mine - in fact, this is unlikely - he doesn't seem to be diligent in reading books .
So, how did he know that the eye of the formation was that.
"Don't worry, beauty," the young master said, "I'm very good at breaking formations. I can see the formation at a glance, and I never miss it."
I guess?"
Young Master: "Don't be afraid, I'm very lucky, and I never guessed wrong." He emphasized.
I confirmed it again: "How did you guess? There is always a process of judgment?"
Young Master: "Sweeping across the entire formation, I intuitively know where the formation is located."
Me: "Is it okay to stand outside the formation?"
Young Master: "It doesn't make any difference if you stand outside the formation or inside the formation."
Me: "How do you know how big the array is?"
The young master choked for a moment: "Big, let's make a rough estimate, let's take a closer look..."
Me: "...how many battles have you broken through?"
The young master regained his aura that had just withered, and said very proudly: "Thousands of thousands, I break the formation more than a dozen times a month, sometimes even hundreds of times a month."
Me: "Game?"
Young master: "Of course it's a business matter, a major event that is related to the prosperity and decline of the family."
real or fake?What kind of family event requires minors to break through dozens of dozens or hundreds of times every month?What do you do at home?I'm a little curious, but it's a bit privacy-involving to ask again, so let's forget it.
"Ah, ah...you win, beauty..." After running close, the young master stared at me and then at the pig lying dead, "You...it...its wound..."
"I chopped it up." Seeing that he was having a hard time forming a sentence, and hearing it made me feel obsessive-compulsive, I kindly gave him the answer first.
As a result, he was even more astonished, and murmured: "The voice of the beauty is a bit neutral..." His eyes fell on my chest, his expression became more and more broken, and then he looked at my neck, and then seemed to be relieved.
I:……
Most of the monks, men and women, have long hair, and most of their clothes are loose, which basically cannot outline their figures.For example, my sister, her chest line is not very visible.But we can’t blame the clothes entirely. For example, my mother has a pair of good breasts. She is a hot beauty who can’t hide her figure in a sack. No matter how loose the clothes are, she can wear sexy lingerie. Confused, these are the original words she wrote in the jade slips she left for me.
...The words that follow immediately are regrets that I am not a daughter.
In contrast, Senior Sun's appearance can only be considered handsome, and his figure is relatively tactful, so my sister, who inherited it from her, can only comfort myself and say that fortunately, my face is more inherited from my father's handsome gene... It seems to be comforting Not successful, especially when she looked at me.
Cough, what I mean is that because of the concealment of the clothes, it is actually not easy for teenagers and girls who are immature to tell their gender, let alone children of a few years old. Li's can't tell the difference, but I myself...don't recall.
In particular, the clothing of the monks is not divided into men and women. For example, the unified uniform of the Yunxia Sect has exactly the same style for men and women, but there are more obvious differences between different peaks due to professional characteristics.
But my face... Literally, it’s called androgynous, but in layman’s terms, it’s quite a shemale. I take it for granted that I misunderstood my gender just by looking at my face. neutral.
So that young master treats me as a girl, I am not angry at all, but... I touched my Adam's apple and felt that although it is a little small-I am not yet 16 years old, and I have not yet developed-but pay attention If you look at it, there are actually some... well, this young master is not only bad at the exam, but also bad at observation.
I didn't bother to correct him, though, and walked past him and continued on my way.
Unexpectedly, my obvious ignorance not only did not offend this young master who is obviously much loved, but he chased after him with a smile and said, "I'm sorry, I'm the one who spoke out and underestimated the beauty, I apologize , beauty, don't be angry with me."
After walking about 100 meters, I stopped and looked at him who was still sticking to me in doubt.
He had a face of pure joy: "I haven't introduced myself yet, my name is Shi Bolin, what do you call this beauty?"
0056_ can't go back
The pre-climbing project of the Yunxia Sect Selection Conference cannot be retreated, because once you start walking down the mountain, you will feel more and more comfortable physically and mentally.The farther you go down the mountain, the deeper this sense of comfort will be. If you want to turn around and go up halfway, the sense of comfort will disappear immediately, replaced by a heavy and stagnant feeling. The drop cannot be described by being splashed with cold water.
Therefore, although Yunxiazong does not expressly stipulate that once you start walking down the mountain road, it means abstention-the only rule is to pass the customs if you reach the top of the mountain before sunset-but judging from the mountaineering situation over the years, as long as you retreat, [-]% of the time it is impossible to go back. Going up, [-]% of the remaining [-]% will not be able to reach the top of the mountain within the specified time, and [-]% of the remaining [-]/[-] will barely reach the top of the mountain, but they will not be able to pass the formal selection. Can't become a Yunxia Sect disciple.Finally, there is a one-in-a-million chance of being able to enter Yunxiazong after retreating during mountain climbing.
Will this young master be one in a million?It's unbelievable.However, the distance he ran back was more than a thousand meters, no matter what he should have deeply felt the comfort, and now he has walked up more than a hundred meters, no matter how slow he is, he should feel the weight of the drop. Like a normal person?
"Don't you feel uncomfortable?" I couldn't help asking.
The young master looked moved: "I'm fine, beauty doesn't need to worry. No, no, no, I'm still worried. Beauty's worry really makes me fascinated. When I rushed back just now, when I thought that beauty would be moved by my behavior, I was like It's about to float. Fortunately, the strength of the beauty that amazed me made me keep my feet on the ground, and the beauty is really my guiding light."
Me: "..." You are really talented.The feeling of floating up and down-to-earth is not fantasy, it is real, even if you are stunned because of me at the moment of sudden change, but the other hundreds or thousands of kilometers are not enough for you to distinguish it?
This man was so stupid that I couldn't bear to let him continue to misunderstand me, so I told him: "I'm a man."
"..." The young master's expression of 'don't lie to me, I have eyes to see' resolutely disbelieves, but his eyes still scan my chest and neck one after another.
... But after scanning for a long time, I did not scan to a conclusion.
I couldn't help touching my Adam's apple again: Is there really...?
"Even if it's... a man," the young master's expression was very understandable, hesitant and disbelieving, and with a sense of going all out, "beauties are beauties, I like them all."
Me: "..." You want to take a gamble?Or does it bend quickly?Or is it just not straight enough?It doesn't matter which one, you're not my type, so you're useless to me.
0057_Peer
Young master Shi Bolin, who wrote Silly Baitian and Silly Duospeed from head to toe, proposed: "Beauty, let's go up the mountain together, and I will protect...we will protect each other."
I don't expect him to have the slightest knowledge of the exam, but I don't bother to correct him. Anyway, when he encounters the next checkpoint, it is impossible for him not to separate, so I said: "Follow the fate."
The young master looked happy: "Of course we are destined."
Me: "..." Could it be that the legendary mentally handicapped children are more joyful?
The next level came soon in my anticipation, and the person I encountered was me.Yes, it's me again.
This time, the content is a maze.The specific type is a maze.
Obviously, that young master and I were walking side by side, but I was the only one who was trapped while walking the same road at the same time. The young master walked over without knowing it, and when he finished walking, he looked back at me blankly: "Beauty , why don't you go?"
Me: "There is a maze here, you go first."
The young master said righteously: "Don't worry, beauty, I will advance and retreat with you."
I beg you to go, it's annoying to look at you.
I rolled my eyes, and the young master didn't know what he understood, and looked at me with a moved face: "It's good that the beauty can appreciate my sincerity and enthusiasm, I don't need anything in return."
You don't suit me anywhere except species and gender, and I understand you as a daydream.
Formation is actually one of the basic skills for monks of all professions. The sword formation of sword cultivators, the seal formation of law cultivators, the talismans of talisman cultivators, the refining of pill cultivators... all cannot do without the assistance of formation techniques , it's just that the emphasis of each profession is not the same, resulting in the ever-changing "array", but the ever-changing remains the same.
There are also some basic and general methods for breaking the formation, such as violent crushing and destroying the formation eye.
Personally, I prefer violent crushing. With a 'boom', the entire formation was destroyed, cleanly and refreshingly.It's a pity that the premise of this method is that my strength can instantly destroy all energy nodes in the formation including the formation eyes.
Since I don't know where each node is when I do it, in fact, this method requires my spiritual power to cover the entire formation in an instant, and the spiritual power acting on all positions in the formation is higher than Array endurance.
Given that I have only practiced qi for Dzogchen, and strictly speaking, I am not yet a formal monk, the possibility of this kind of violence being successful is too small.He can only bully the formations set up by Xiaosheng, who is also not an official monk in the Qi training period.
So in terms of actual operation, I am more confident in finding and destroying the formation eye.Who made me have a good memory, who made there are many examples of formations in the Yunxiazong Library Pavilion.Even if I don't fully understand or don't understand many of the regular formation eyes of each formation, I can recite them by heart.
0058_Know it at a glance
Relying on a large amount of theoretical memory, I quickly locked three possible formations.Just as I continued to analyze and screen and prepare to choose one of the three to accurately find the real formation, the young master suddenly waved his folding fan, and a small whirlwind mixed with water vapor and wild grasses hit the three suspected formations I was looking at. One of the eyes, shattered, and then broke.
The results showed that what the young master hit was indeed the eye of the formation.
I'm quite surprised, this young master's cultivation is lower than mine, his IQ doesn't seem to be higher than mine, even if he has the same golden fingers as mine - in fact, this is unlikely - he doesn't seem to be diligent in reading books .
So, how did he know that the eye of the formation was that.
"Don't worry, beauty," the young master said, "I'm very good at breaking formations. I can see the formation at a glance, and I never miss it."
I guess?"
Young Master: "Don't be afraid, I'm very lucky, and I never guessed wrong." He emphasized.
I confirmed it again: "How did you guess? There is always a process of judgment?"
Young Master: "Sweeping across the entire formation, I intuitively know where the formation is located."
Me: "Is it okay to stand outside the formation?"
Young Master: "It doesn't make any difference if you stand outside the formation or inside the formation."
Me: "How do you know how big the array is?"
The young master choked for a moment: "Big, let's make a rough estimate, let's take a closer look..."
Me: "...how many battles have you broken through?"
The young master regained his aura that had just withered, and said very proudly: "Thousands of thousands, I break the formation more than a dozen times a month, sometimes even hundreds of times a month."
Me: "Game?"
Young master: "Of course it's a business matter, a major event that is related to the prosperity and decline of the family."
real or fake?What kind of family event requires minors to break through dozens of dozens or hundreds of times every month?What do you do at home?I'm a little curious, but it's a bit privacy-involving to ask again, so let's forget it.
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