This Hero Is Scumbag

2022-02-18

Chapter 11 Dululu

Goblin opened a farmhouse?

It’s the biggest joke in the world.

Do they know what a farmhouse is?

We can’t tell the difference.

“Agricultural pleasure…what is it?”

Azi turned her head and asked Spirit Sea in confusion. Rao is that she normally travels with the caravan, and she has never seen such a strange word.

“Countryside, family, happy?”

Spirit Sea rubbed his jaw and said somewhat uncertainly: “Looking at the description, it seems to be a building similar to a transit station, but the farmhouse is I really don’t know what it is.”

Seeing Spirit Sea, I couldn’t understand the meaning of these three words, so Azi didn’t explore it anymore, but instead ordered someone to pull out the wooden stick. Combination, began to study the above content. After reading all kinds of goblin services, Azi with a keen sense of smell suddenly realized that if the goblins really want to carry out this kind of service, this is definitely a great business opportunity.

The Spirit Sea on the side studies the content above, simply because she has a mission, and the content on the wooden token can give herself a certain amount of information. As for the long list of various services, Spirit Sea doesn’t care too much. But when she looked towards A Zi and was about to part ways, A Zi also looked towards her.

“Xiao Hai, are you going to go to the Goblin?”

“en?” Spirit Sea was stunned for a moment, then nodded, “Yes, explore the information. “

“I’ll go with you.”

Azi put the wooden token on the carriage and told the team to divert, like a kitten ready to steal He leaned over beside Spirit Sea, who was astonished, and said softly, thinking about his feet, “I’m in the light, and it’s better if you’re dark~~”

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“Open today?”

Under the brand new Goblin gate, a blue suit Elma in the golden robe clenched her hand, leaned over to Zhou Li and asked in a low voice, “Will there be any guests?”

“I don’t know.”

Standing behind her hands, her face Zhou Li, who was wearing a mask, shook the head, his tone unwavering: “Small advertisements, handing out flyers, pretending to be an adventurer and ranting in taverns, all these methods require money. The few Silver Coins have all been spent, there is no money to advertise, and now we can only pray that the wooden token will work.”

Said the wooden token, and Elma’s face became a little bit. Wonderful. In fact, a beacon was originally inserted in that place to guide the direction, but under the guidance of Zhou Li, three goblins worked with a common purpose to remove the beacon, and put on the strap to force it “Guiding cards” that come together. This obvious illegal behavior made Elma a little embarrassed, but fortunately, she has been in the goblin camp recently, no, staying in the goblin farmhouse, so she has no social needs.

Otherwise the “Demi-God girl very late at night secretly prying the walking lights” would be enough to make her socially extinct.

“So, what have we been doing this month~”

It seemed to complain, but it was more strange and emotional, Elma leaned against the pillar of the gate , looking at the Goblin tribe behind him who has experienced the changes like Heaven and Earth turning upside down, his voice is soft:

“Building toilets, tidying up houses, re-paving roads, what are we doing all this for? “

Yes, Zhou Li and Elma have completely renovated the entire tribe with goblins and slimes for more than a month. He ordered all the goblins to rebuild the thatched houses and build wood houses with large trees all around. At the same time, Zhou Li forced the goblins to build one toilet for every three houses, prohibiting spitting or doing dirty things. Although at first this group of goblins complained, the goblins who listened to Zhou Li’s words were rewarded with neat commoner clothes and one intelligence rank—

Goblins The tribe has a new look.

Of course, the biggest contributor to the rebuilding of the Goblin tribe is actually those slimes.

The slime glue, which can directly bond the wood firmly, and the high-strength corrosiveness can directly push the road flat. Based on these two points, without the help of slime, Zhou Li thinks It would be a fantasy story to renovate the goblin tribe in a month. What makes Zhou Li even more happy is that for this month’s labor, Slime’s offer is amazing.

“A slime 10 grams of flash dust?”

Dululu beside him was blowing blue bubbles and made a solemn gesture: “You can’t lower the price. Mr. hero. My people have been working hard this month, and this is not something I can do with a jelly.”

Hearing this, Zhou Li and Elma beside him were shocked. Not because the price is too high, but because the price of the slime is really scary.

At this time, I will introduce the economic system of this world. A Copper Coin is probably the purchasing power of one dollar in Zhou Li’s original world. One Silver Coin can be exchanged for one thousand Copper Coins. One gold coin can be exchanged for ten Silver Coins.

Zhou Li once complained that this kind of mentally handicapped exchange ratio should pull out the person who made this plan and shoot it. And now, he still thinks so.

Then the price of the “flash dust” mentioned by the slime just now, even if it is the highest price in the market to buy high level dust, is only 10 coppers or 500 grams. The slime Legion that helped Zhou Li at this time has about 450 slimes, so Zhou Li only needs to pay no more than 100 Copper Coins.

Is this money?

Thinking of the lowest price of 100 copper in the services he will carry out in the future, Zhou Li immediately had the joy of a bumper harvest. But he didn’t agree quickly. Instead, he asked the King Slime: “Can I take the liberty to ask, does the flash dust have any special value to you?”

“Of course there is. Ah.”

gu lu lu hearing this jumped off the wooden pier on the side, and then, under Elma’s terrified expression, blue’s jelly expanded outward, and a blue “person” without facial features appeared. in front of the two.

“In addition to allowing us to glow at night, glitter dust also allows us to use change shape without scruples. And glitter dust is a rare delicacy for us, most of the shrews. Mudu likes to sprinkle some dust when eating stones.”

After gu lu lu explained, Zhou Li thought about it and made another opinion.

“Mr. gu lu lu, I need to correct you a little.” Zhou Li took a deep breath, paused for a moment and said to it: “The price of glitter dust is actually very low. One slime is ten grams. Dust, this price is too low.”

“Oh yo?”

gu lu lu incarnated as a “human” simulates two eyebrow shades on a flat face Just to show his surprise, “You don’t have to tell me this thing at all, or should I say, it’s worthy of being a hero?” From the very beginning, the pure interest relationship has changed in a good direction. On the other hand, Zhou Li had a profound mystery on his face, and Elma on the side looked towards Zhou Li with satisfaction, glad that Zhou Li still had a kind heart.

“Integrity is my creed.” After saying this solemnly, Zhou Li re-expelled the conditions: “Well, I think it’s just a simple stroke of flash dust. , it’s not enough to repay the slimes for their help to us. In the future, any slime in the slime tribe can come to me to receive ten grams of flash dust every month. And you will treat the goblins in the future. Any contribution made by the farmhouse, we will increase the supply of dust.”

After finishing speaking, Zhou Li solemnly vowed: “This policy It will last until my death, and I swear in the name of hero.”

Zhou Li took out the hero exclusive on his waist after finishing speaking, and the crash-bang flipped out a page and tore it off with a click. The oath has already been engraved on it, just waiting for gu lu lu to sign his Soul Seal. And gu lulu silently stared at the piece of paper with the bound Soul Power, and fell into contemplation.

“No.”

gu lu lu raised his head and said solemnly: “Although the slime family is weak, it is not without dignity. Our Spiritual God guides all our rewards. It all needs to be exchanged for labor, so this contract needs to be changed.”

gu lu lu extend the hand, gently covering the paper, accompanied by a warm blue light, the words on the paper such as It twisted like an insect, and soon the content was changed.

“In addition to the first year of free supply, slimes must rely on labor to obtain glitter dust.”

Looking at the changed regulations, Zhou Li A hint of softness flashed across his face, he raised his head, and smiled at each other one by one.

“It’s a pleasure to work with.”

“It’s a pleasure to work with.”

“No!!! He’s a devil!!!!!”

Elma, who was beside her, had lost the gratified expression on her face at this time. She extended the hand and opened her mouth, but said nothing. Just when Zhou Li, who was just like Saint, took out the exclusive hero card, Elma was suddenly enlightened, and a chill rose in the mind. Only then did she realize that Zhou Li was giving the slime glitter dust with kindness!

That’s all a trap set by taking advantage of the weaknesses of human nature! ! !

It’s here again! Sustainability of all evil runs dry!

Although I don’t know why Zhou Li can be sure that the slime will not accept the first version of the contract, but it is clear that now this primordial form is cute, the innocent and kind king of slime has been played by Zhou Li in the palm of the hand. The monthly salary is less than one Copper Coin, which is even more black than the slave owner! ! !

However, Zhou Li did not give her a chance to speak at all. Taking advantage of this time, Zhou Li and Dululu crossed shoulders and began to talk about the future cooperation between the two ethnic groups. Looking at the backs of Zhou Li and gu lulu, a familiar feeling came to Elma’s heart, she suddenly stayed where she was, and there was an unspeakable halo in her eyes.

“Huh?” After a while, Elma slowly extended the hand and covered her forehead. For some reason, she suddenly felt like crying. She looked at Zhou Li’s retreating back, and whispered involuntarily:

“Why are you knocking on my forehead?”

“Go, what are you waiting for? !”

Suddenly, Zhou Li’s voice woke Elma from the trance. Zhou Li, who was not far away, waved at her and stood there waiting for her. Elma blinked, an inexplicable emotion surfaced in her heart, she nodded towards Zhou Li, and briskly walked towards Zhou Li not far away.

At night, in the wood house built by Zhou Li and Elma, the two greeted each other and entered their rooms respectively. When approaching the room, Elma suddenly spoke, and asked Zhou Li with some doubts:

“Why…” She looked towards Zhou Li, her jewel-like eyes dimmed slightly under the candlelight: “You will be sure Wouldn’t gu lu lu agree with the first version of the contract?”

Hearing Elma’s question, Zhou Li thought for a while, then he leaned back slightly, said with a smile: “I said I I’ve known him for a long time, do you believe it?”

While Elma was stunned, Zhou Li stretched into the room and closed the door.

Sitting on the bed, Zhou Li looked at the semicircular moon outside the window, thinking of seeing gu lu lu transformed in the daytime, a complex smile appeared on his face.

Zhou Li has known gu lu lu and his clan for a long time.

In that righteous slaughter, he certainly could not forget the only one race that was allowed to surrender and still wielded swords at him.

(End of this chapter)