LIGHTNOVELONLINE
Chapter 47
[System], I f**k your grandmother!
The [System] decides to give you humanitarian punishment for cursing it recklessly - make you fart loudly for three days straight!
Oh [System]! Your Excellency, I deeply know I was wrong. Please forgive me just this once! Farting loudly for three days, I would lose not just my dignity, but my insides would be emptied out completely.
Will the [Host] dare to curse this [System] again?
I dare not, I dare not. [System], is there a way to resolve my current predicament?
There is none. To gain, one must pay. This [System] will help you once to remove the dark spots on your face and make your skin fairer. It is quite worth it for you to endure this little setback.
Furthermore, what's wrong with farting more? More farts can make your intestines more unobstructed.
I'm not a toilet, why would I need my intestines to be unobstructed?
[Host], do you have grievances towards this [System]?
The [System]'s sinister voice echoed in [Lin Zaozao]'s mind.
No no, this lowly one dare not. [Lin Zaozao] weakly replied.
Oh my, this tiny pill...
[Lin Zaozao] covered her almost tied up stomach. She wanted to give the [System] another "caring" greeting, but remembering its threat of three days of loud farts, she could only forcefully swallow the curses back into her stomach.
Oh my god! My stomach hurts so much! The farts are so loud!
Are these loud farts so loud that even passersby outside the yard can hear them? If others hear them, what face will [Lin Zaozao] have left?
"[Lin Zaozao], are you alright?"
" [Gu Shan], I'm fine. It's too smelly here, you should stay farther away!"
Hearing [Lin Zaozao]'s weak replies, [Gu Shan] confirmed she was fine before pushing his wheelchair towards [Ji Fantian].
" [Ji Fantian], what exactly happened to [Zaozao]?"
"How would I know? You saw it too, she ran straight into the toilet as soon as she came back, without giving me a chance to react at all. How would I know what happened to her? If you want to know what happened, at least wait until she comes out from the toilet."
After saying that, [Ji Fantian] walked towards his own room. He had been too angry in the morning to bother fixing his broken door.
His door had been knocked down by that little fat girl [Lin Zaozao]. Without the door blocking her, that little fat girl [Lin Zaozao] would have gouged out his eyeballs and put them at his doorway!
So early in the morning, [Lin Zaozao] spent all her time in the toilet.
Because her stomach hurt, each time she walked out from the toilet, before she could say a word to [Gu Shan], she would clutch her stomach and stumble back into the toilet.
Today in the morning, she, [Lin Zaozao], and the toilet were an inseparable pair of good friends.
She must get out of here as soon as possible.
Heavens, please let her die from the stench.
So this entire morning, not only was [Lin Zaozao] squatting miserably in the toilet, even her group of husbands were not having a good time.
With [Lin Zaozao]'s thunderous fart noises, they didn't even have the mood to make breakfast.
Who could eat rice under such loud farting sounds!
Also, they didn't know what [Lin Zaozao] ate to produce so many farts!
Now even the small courtyard was almost shrouded in the stink of her farting. Early in the morning, even villagers passing by their small courtyard covered their noses and took big detours around.
Amidst the powerless complaints from [Ji Fantian] and the others, [Lin Zaozao] finally emerged from the toilet with a pale face, clinging onto the wall, tottering unsteadily.
Clutching the wall, she silently cursed the [Dog System] ten thousand eight hundred times in her heart. Feeling the stickiness all over her body, [Lin Zaozao] almost vomited from her own stench.
She needed, immediately, right now, to bathe...
"[Murong Hai], boil water for me, I need to bathe!"
Hearing [Lin Zaozao]'s weak voice, [Murong Hai] turned around to see a disheveled, completely filthy [Lin Zaozao].
So early in the morning, she wasn't having diarrhea in the toilet. Turns out she had fallen into the pit!
Otherwise, where did all the filth on her body come from?
"[Murong Hai], carry water for me, I need to bathe, I stink so much!"
Hearing [Lin Zaozao]'s tearful voice, [Murong Hai] hid his smile as he lightly pointed to the backyard and said.
"Earlier [Gu Shan] already knew you would need to bathe after coming out. See, I've already set up a fence for you in the backyard, and put in several buckets of water. Go bathe first, if it's not enough I'll carry more for you."
"Thank you..."
[Lin Zaozao] muttered in a mosquito-like voice.
Dragging her heavy body, [Lin Zaozao] tottered towards the backyard.
"[Zaozao], are you alright?"
" [Gu Shan], I'm fine. Stay away from me now, I really stink too much."
After gesturing for [Gu Shan] to stay away from her, [Lin Zaozao] continued clutching the wall towards the backyard.
" [Lin Zaozao], do you need my help?"
"I do need it! [Ruo Qiu] my husband, come scrub my back! Or, let's bathe together like mandarin ducks!"
"Let's forget about that. I was just being polite with you."
[Ruo Qiu] raised his eyebrows at [Lin Zaozao] with a smile, before covering his mouth and walking away towards the other side.
"[Ruo Qiu], you heartless jerk."
Powerlessly cursing at [Ruo Qiu], [Lin Zaozao] continued towards the backyard.
Arriving at the backyard, [Murong Hai] had indeed set up a shabby fence for her in an obscure corner using tattered straw mats. At least she could sit inside without exposing herself.
Even if she did expose herself, no one would want to see her current ugly state. She now stank like a cesspool, who would want to see her!
With such a stench, it was a testament to [Lin Zaozao]'s strong willpower that she had not been smoked to death.
Slowly peeling off her utterly filthy clothes that could not get any dirtier, it looked like she could no longer wear this set of clothes.
What a pity, they were newly bought. Worn only once, such a waste! Testing the water temperature with her hand, it was not hot, but also not cool. It would have to do for washing! She was about to faint from her own stench.
After [Lin Zaozao] had used up all the buckets of water [Murong Hai] carried over to wash herself, she still stank badly.
" [Murong Hai], carry more water for me."
Having recovered some strength, [Lin Zaozao] yelled loudly.
" [Lin Zaozao], you're a woman, bathing naked inside, yet yelling so loudly, are you not afraid of embarrassing yourself?"
" [Murong Hai], I'm really not afraid of embarrassing myself. I've farted loudly all morning, losing all dignity and face. What else is there to be embarrassed about? Stop wasting time and quickly carry the water in."
"I'm a grown man, and you're naked. How can I go in?"
"What, do you want me to carry water naked?"
"You carry it yourself."
"Damn it [Murong Hai], if you dare leave the water outside, I'll sneak into your room to sleep in the same blanket as you tonight."
" [Lin Zaozao], are you still a woman?"
"Whether I'm a woman or not, do you want to personally test it out?"
"Scram! Shameless. [Lin Zaozao], I'm coming in, turn your body away."
"Alright, I've turned around. Hurry up and carry the water."
[Lin Zaozao] crouched in the corner, eyes wide open watching [Murong Hai] carry the water in. As she expected, that guy [Murong Hai] had actually come in blindfolded with a cloth strip.
Hmph! Jerk, recoiling from her mature womanly body. If he doesn't appreciate it, he must be blind.