LIGHTNOVELONLINE
Chapter 46
[Lin Zaozao, you want how to rescue him?]
[No matter how? Old lady does not rescue him. Let him die here! Here so remote, in a few days, he on into mud, stinks here, even bury does not use the person to bury him.]
[Host, if you rescued him, this system can have big gift package to send oh!]
[Bah! You deceive the ghost to go! Old lady yesterday tried hard to rescue a snake beautiful woman, obtained so a drop two level beauty fluid. You actually because of a sentence, gave old lady's two level beauty fluid and reward to embezzle completely. From today on human, you love what mission, old lady does all not rescue.]
[That I give you long 20 jin meat.]
[That you are long! I walked cannot move, that I rolled walked.]
Lin Zaozao sat down with a plop on the ground, waiting for that 20 jin meat long to her body.
The system felt Lin Zaozao's firm attitude, the attitude immediately changed. Damn, he was not suitable to collide hard with this fatty ball today. After all, he really did not do right yesterday to embezzle the little fatty's reward.
[Host, as long as you rescued the person on the ground, I can immediately let the black spot on your face go away, and also can let your skin become white delicate incomparable.]
[You fulfill the promise first, I rescue the person again. I fear I rescued the person afterward, you regretted, took away my reward again how to do?]
[Ok, host please receive reward.]
The system's voice just fell, a white small pill appeared in Lin Zaozao's palm.
[This small pill can remove the black spot on my face, and also make my skin become white?]
[Want or not, host can return if do not want.]
[Want, why not want! Anyone is willing to always be an ugly monster! ]
Lin Zaozao stuffed the pill into her mouth with one bite. But before she could taste anything! The good pill had already rolled down her throat into her stomach.
[Host, received the reward, start receiving the mission! After all, you will be very busy later.]
The system said with suppressed laughter.
[Ok, I know, I go rescue people now. Old lady stays in this small village every day, bored to death, busy fart!]
After eating the small pill, felt the body did not have what response, Lin Zaozao only then walked toward the man lying on the ground.
After she turned the man over, she could not help whistling a loud rogue whistle.
Damn, this man, grew really handsome!
Such a good looking peach blossom face, how did not grow on her face!
Looking at the peach blossom face in front of her, Lin Zaozao unabashedly touched his face with her hand before she indignantly pulled up his hand and began to transfer the illness to him.
When she withdrew the illness from her hand, Lin Zaozao was about to leave when her chubby hand was grabbed by the man.
"Ai yo! Little handsome guy, you woke up quite fast!"
"You, rescued me."
"Yeah yeah! This immortal rescued you. Look! This bag of silver is your reward to me, so I do not need you to repay me with your body."
Lin Zaozao narrowed her eyes and smiled at the man, just about to get up and leave when a loud fart broke her smile.
Damn, why did this fart come at such an untimely moment! Couldn't it come out a few seconds later, at least wait until she left before bursting out!
But before Lin Zaozao could finish complaining, several loud farts in succession clearly reached the two people's ears.
Seeing the smile in the man's eyes, Lin Zaozao covered her nose in disgust and said awkwardly to the man.
"Sorry! Ate a bit too much in the morning, the fart sounds are a bit loud. You just lie here and rest well, I won't keep you company."
So Lin Zaozao ignored the stunned look on the peach blossom face man's face, directly pushed away his hand holding her pants leg, hurriedly stood up, and quickly walked toward the outside of the reed.
But with her movement, loud farts with every step, made Lin Zaozao's face almost red with embarrassment.
What's going on? Early in the morning, where did she get so much gas! Such loud fart sounds, almost as loud as firecrackers.
So when Lin Zaozao ran out of the reed bushes with her nose covered, she clearly heard the man's cheerful laughter behind her.
"Fart fairy, thanks for saving my life!"
"I'll be damned, you damn fart fairy, your whole family are fart fairies."
Lin Zaozao was about to turn back to find the peach blossom face man to argue, taking advantage of his weakness, to give him another kick, but the loud farts behind her made her too embarrassed to go back with a thick face.
Damn, lost face badly.
How could she fart loudly while arguing! Such loud farts really affected her normal output during the quarrel.
Lin Zaozao clutched her belly, had just walked back a few steps, when the "gulu gulu" sound in her belly made her footsteps stop.
Oh my god! Can't be!
Although Lin Zaozao was unwilling to believe this fact in her heart, the pain in her belly made her have to believe it.
She seemed to need to poop.
So Lin Zaozao hugged her belly, holding the money bag given to her by the peach blossom face man, and ran home as fast as she could.
Resolving physiological issues in broad daylight, no matter how thick her skin was, she really could not do it.
Most importantly, she did not have toilet paper!
So when Lin Zaozao ran into her own small courtyard at high speed, her five husbands had already gotten up. Even the two cheap brothers she rescued yesterday were wrapped up like mummies, sitting under the eaves basking in the sun.
"Lin Zaozao, you fat woman, you actually dare to come back."
Seeing the charging Jifa Tian in front of her, Lin Zaozao didn't care about fear, sat down and pushed him away, and ran straight to the toilet.
While running, loud fart sounds shook the heavens.
The foul smell in the air, coupled with Lin Zaozao's farts, made Jifa Tian's body stiffen involuntarily. Even his hand that had blocked Lin Zaozao earlier, was frozen now.
Although he did not smell, but, it must have stunk badly.
But before Jifa Tian could react, the toilet area transmitted continuous loud farts that shook the heavens.
"Fantian, did you give the little fatty laxative just now?"
Seeing the continuous loud farts from the toilet area, Murong Hai asked in disbelief.
"No, if I had given her medicine, it would at least have been poison. A little laxative cannot quell my hatred."
Jifa Tian had just finished speaking when another loud fart clearly came from the toilet.
"I see, the little fat lady didn't take laxatives, she should have eaten firecrackers. Otherwise, how could she make such a loud sound so early in the morning."
Ruo Qiu leaned against the door with a smile in his eyes.
After a while, Lin Zaozao staggered out of the toilet weakly.
Damn that dog system, when it gave her that white pill, there was undisguised laughter in its words, and it said she would be very busy later.
Turns out it was waiting for her here!
How could the side effects of one pill be so great!
Why did it make her stomach hurt and make her fart so loudly!
But before Lin Zaozao walked out of the toilet area, a few farts made her quickly walk back into the toilet.
Oh my god! My stomach hurts so much!