LIGHTNOVELONLINE Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking
Chapter 28 Who hasn't had diarrhea yet?
God has eyes!
Lin Aijun and Sha Zhu sighed in their hearts at the same time!
Jia Zhang's exclamation alarmed the neighbors in the courtyard, and the deaf old lady was the first to arrive at the scene.
The elder Yi Zhonghai and the elder mother who also lived in the middle courtyard heard the screams and thought that something earth-shattering had happened, so they hurried out of the house.
Seeing Jia Zhang sitting on the ground with an unknown sticky face, the first mother kindly stepped forward to help her up.
"Aunt Jia, what are you doing! Get up quickly! What's wrong with this face? Why does it smell like shit?!"
Aunt Jia blinked her eyes and tried to squeeze out a few tears.
Then he stretched out a finger and pointed at Lin Aijun and Shazhu tremblingly.
"They...the chickens they raised, ran to shit on my head!"
When the aunt heard it, she couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
The old man was more self-restraining, he didn't laugh out loud, but his face was wrinkled.
Lin Aijun suppressed a smile and spoke solemnly.
"Aunt Jia, this big rooster can't be blamed! This rooster hasn't eaten for several days, and today it ate too much. It must be because the stomach can't stand it. Who hasn't had diarrhea yet?
Besides, if you hadn't chased Shazhu with a broom and beat him, the rooster wouldn't have been frightened and jumped on your head. "
"Silly Zhu, why did Mrs. Jia Zhang hit you?" the deaf old lady asked distressedly.
"Grandma, Aunt Jia wants to ask me for chicken!" Sha Zhu felt aggrieved.
It was close to the end of get off work, and more and more neighbors passed by in the courtyard.
Neighbors usually look down on Jia Zhang's love of taking advantage of others everywhere. No one is rich in this day and age.
Hearing what Lin Aijun said, everyone burst into laughter.
"Let me tell you, this Jiazhang family is not a fuel-efficient lamp."
"Take a long time to cocoon yourself!"
"Thinking about being cheap all day..."
When Jia Zhang heard that the public opinion was not helping her at all, she lay down on the ground, crying and howling with her mouth open.
"I'm dead! All of you are bullying our orphans and widows!"
As he spoke, he hammered his chest with his hands from time to time.
Everyone was speechless and shook their heads.
A shameless person can really do anything!
When Jia Dongxu stepped into the courtyard, he saw many neighbors gathered around the entrance of the middle courtyard, pointing and pointing.
There were bursts of very familiar female cries.
Three steps and two steps together to see, the heroine is indeed his own mother.
Jia Dongxu rushed forward and helped Jia Zhang up.
"Mom, what's wrong?"
As soon as Jia Zhang saw the rescuers, he cried even harder.
"Dongxu, they raped the chickens, and the chickens they raised came to shit on my head! I must kill this chicken today, and give it to me as an apology!"
The big rooster seemed to be able to understand human words, suddenly flapped its wings, flew to Jia Zhang's head, stomped hard several times, and flew away flapping again.
Jiazhang was startled, dumbfounded.
The hair that was originally smooth and smooth was messed up by the cock's claws.
Sha Zhu was not happy when he heard Jia Zhang yelling that he wanted to kill the big rooster.
Just kidding, this is brother Junzi's pet, and it's something you, an old godly woman, can covet?
"Aunt Jia, what a waste of dreams! If you hadn't hit me first, this big rooster would have attacked you? Today I see that there is nothing wrong with this rooster. It is a warm-hearted chicken that is loyal to the Lord!"
Hearing this, Jia Dongxu finally figured out what happened, and rolled up his sleeves without any hesitation.
"Silly Zhu, what kind of stupid words are you talking about! My mother is so old, she's so frightened! It's not that easy to end this matter."
The deaf old lady couldn't see Sha Zhu being wronged the most, and said: "I don't blame Sha Zhu for this matter, it was Jia Zhang who beat people first! According to me, Jia Zhang should pay Sha Zhu compensation, right?"
The old lady is the oldest generation in the courtyard, and her speech has some weight.
As soon as she said this, the neighbors who eat melons also echoed.
"That's right, Dongxu, it was your mother who made the first move. It's a fight between the two families, and it's evened out."
"It's impossible, bullying my mother is not acceptable!"
Jia Dongxu is a douchebag and doesn't care what the neighbors think of him at all.
It doesn't matter much if you look down upon it, and you are not the leader of the factory, so you have to give up three points.
But this disadvantage is absolutely unacceptable anyway.
He glared at Shazhu.
"Silly Zhu, you have to apologize to my mother today. Give this chicken to my family, and I'll forget it."
Silly Zhu smiled and looked at Jia Dongxu: "Want a big cock?"
Jia Dongxu nodded.
In the next second, Silly Zhu put on a serious face: "Impossible! The sow climbed up the tree, it is impossible to give it to you."
"Stupid! You?!"
Jia Dongxu grabbed Sha Zhu's collar and was about to fight.
Lin Aijun shook his head, this was forcing him to make a big move.
The way to deal with hooligans is to be even more hooligans than hooligans.
He said gloomily, "Silly Zhu, do you think the scenery of the grove outside the guard department is pretty?"
Jia Dongxu was pressed the pause button.
Originally ready to go, the prepared left uppercut couldn't be thrown, and stopped abruptly.
Silly Zhu understood instantly, and said with a smile: "It looks good! Why doesn't it look good!"
No matter how stupid Jia Dongxu was, he could hear the threat inside and outside of Lin Aijun's words.
He knew in his heart that Lin Aijun and the others had no evidence at all.
Even if it is said, it is just gossip.
The bad thing is that the factory will soon be evaluated as advanced.
If this is evaluated, not only can the job level be improved, but also the salary of 5 yuan, which is not a small sum.
Jia Xudong, who always admits counsel when he should admit counsel, quickly weighs the pros and cons in his mind.
If a chicken is stolen this time, it will be a one-off, and it will be eaten in one meal.
However, the factory judges the advanced wages, which is an extra 5 yuan every month.
5 yuan a month, 60 yuan a year, you can buy a lot of chickens.
It's not a good deal to delay countless chickens for the sake of one chicken.
Those who know the times are Junjie!
The next second, Jia Dongxu suddenly smiled.
He stretched out his hand to help Sha Zhu tidy up his collar, smoothing out the creases that he picked up just now.
"Junzi, silly Zhu, this is indeed a misunderstanding, forget it! Everyone is at fault, let's all give in and let it go. We don't want the chicken, so let's pretend this never happened, and turn the story over like this."
After finishing speaking, he did not forget to glance at Lin Aijun, who was smiling and silent from the corner of his eye.
He figured it out. Among the two, Lin Aijun was the brave and resourceful, and he was not easy to deal with.Silly Zhu is a foolhardy man, wait for the opportunity to find a way to show him some color.
Jia Zhang was completely bewildered by his son's sudden 180-degree turn.
Why did Jia Dongxu, who was a filial son one second, suddenly start turning his elbows outwards the next second? ?
Feeling aggrieved, Jia Zhang wiped away tears with his hands.
A slap on the back of Jia Dongxu's head: "You little bastard, you demolished me in front of so many people! Watch me go home and clean you up."
Saying that, he grabbed Jia Dongxu by the ear and walked into the house.
Jia Dongxu was in pain, and stretched out his hand to touch the place where his mother beat him.
No surprises, it really is a shit...
Lin Aijun and Sha Zhu sighed in their hearts at the same time!
Jia Zhang's exclamation alarmed the neighbors in the courtyard, and the deaf old lady was the first to arrive at the scene.
The elder Yi Zhonghai and the elder mother who also lived in the middle courtyard heard the screams and thought that something earth-shattering had happened, so they hurried out of the house.
Seeing Jia Zhang sitting on the ground with an unknown sticky face, the first mother kindly stepped forward to help her up.
"Aunt Jia, what are you doing! Get up quickly! What's wrong with this face? Why does it smell like shit?!"
Aunt Jia blinked her eyes and tried to squeeze out a few tears.
Then he stretched out a finger and pointed at Lin Aijun and Shazhu tremblingly.
"They...the chickens they raised, ran to shit on my head!"
When the aunt heard it, she couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing.
The old man was more self-restraining, he didn't laugh out loud, but his face was wrinkled.
Lin Aijun suppressed a smile and spoke solemnly.
"Aunt Jia, this big rooster can't be blamed! This rooster hasn't eaten for several days, and today it ate too much. It must be because the stomach can't stand it. Who hasn't had diarrhea yet?
Besides, if you hadn't chased Shazhu with a broom and beat him, the rooster wouldn't have been frightened and jumped on your head. "
"Silly Zhu, why did Mrs. Jia Zhang hit you?" the deaf old lady asked distressedly.
"Grandma, Aunt Jia wants to ask me for chicken!" Sha Zhu felt aggrieved.
It was close to the end of get off work, and more and more neighbors passed by in the courtyard.
Neighbors usually look down on Jia Zhang's love of taking advantage of others everywhere. No one is rich in this day and age.
Hearing what Lin Aijun said, everyone burst into laughter.
"Let me tell you, this Jiazhang family is not a fuel-efficient lamp."
"Take a long time to cocoon yourself!"
"Thinking about being cheap all day..."
When Jia Zhang heard that the public opinion was not helping her at all, she lay down on the ground, crying and howling with her mouth open.
"I'm dead! All of you are bullying our orphans and widows!"
As he spoke, he hammered his chest with his hands from time to time.
Everyone was speechless and shook their heads.
A shameless person can really do anything!
When Jia Dongxu stepped into the courtyard, he saw many neighbors gathered around the entrance of the middle courtyard, pointing and pointing.
There were bursts of very familiar female cries.
Three steps and two steps together to see, the heroine is indeed his own mother.
Jia Dongxu rushed forward and helped Jia Zhang up.
"Mom, what's wrong?"
As soon as Jia Zhang saw the rescuers, he cried even harder.
"Dongxu, they raped the chickens, and the chickens they raised came to shit on my head! I must kill this chicken today, and give it to me as an apology!"
The big rooster seemed to be able to understand human words, suddenly flapped its wings, flew to Jia Zhang's head, stomped hard several times, and flew away flapping again.
Jiazhang was startled, dumbfounded.
The hair that was originally smooth and smooth was messed up by the cock's claws.
Sha Zhu was not happy when he heard Jia Zhang yelling that he wanted to kill the big rooster.
Just kidding, this is brother Junzi's pet, and it's something you, an old godly woman, can covet?
"Aunt Jia, what a waste of dreams! If you hadn't hit me first, this big rooster would have attacked you? Today I see that there is nothing wrong with this rooster. It is a warm-hearted chicken that is loyal to the Lord!"
Hearing this, Jia Dongxu finally figured out what happened, and rolled up his sleeves without any hesitation.
"Silly Zhu, what kind of stupid words are you talking about! My mother is so old, she's so frightened! It's not that easy to end this matter."
The deaf old lady couldn't see Sha Zhu being wronged the most, and said: "I don't blame Sha Zhu for this matter, it was Jia Zhang who beat people first! According to me, Jia Zhang should pay Sha Zhu compensation, right?"
The old lady is the oldest generation in the courtyard, and her speech has some weight.
As soon as she said this, the neighbors who eat melons also echoed.
"That's right, Dongxu, it was your mother who made the first move. It's a fight between the two families, and it's evened out."
"It's impossible, bullying my mother is not acceptable!"
Jia Dongxu is a douchebag and doesn't care what the neighbors think of him at all.
It doesn't matter much if you look down upon it, and you are not the leader of the factory, so you have to give up three points.
But this disadvantage is absolutely unacceptable anyway.
He glared at Shazhu.
"Silly Zhu, you have to apologize to my mother today. Give this chicken to my family, and I'll forget it."
Silly Zhu smiled and looked at Jia Dongxu: "Want a big cock?"
Jia Dongxu nodded.
In the next second, Silly Zhu put on a serious face: "Impossible! The sow climbed up the tree, it is impossible to give it to you."
"Stupid! You?!"
Jia Dongxu grabbed Sha Zhu's collar and was about to fight.
Lin Aijun shook his head, this was forcing him to make a big move.
The way to deal with hooligans is to be even more hooligans than hooligans.
He said gloomily, "Silly Zhu, do you think the scenery of the grove outside the guard department is pretty?"
Jia Dongxu was pressed the pause button.
Originally ready to go, the prepared left uppercut couldn't be thrown, and stopped abruptly.
Silly Zhu understood instantly, and said with a smile: "It looks good! Why doesn't it look good!"
No matter how stupid Jia Dongxu was, he could hear the threat inside and outside of Lin Aijun's words.
He knew in his heart that Lin Aijun and the others had no evidence at all.
Even if it is said, it is just gossip.
The bad thing is that the factory will soon be evaluated as advanced.
If this is evaluated, not only can the job level be improved, but also the salary of 5 yuan, which is not a small sum.
Jia Xudong, who always admits counsel when he should admit counsel, quickly weighs the pros and cons in his mind.
If a chicken is stolen this time, it will be a one-off, and it will be eaten in one meal.
However, the factory judges the advanced wages, which is an extra 5 yuan every month.
5 yuan a month, 60 yuan a year, you can buy a lot of chickens.
It's not a good deal to delay countless chickens for the sake of one chicken.
Those who know the times are Junjie!
The next second, Jia Dongxu suddenly smiled.
He stretched out his hand to help Sha Zhu tidy up his collar, smoothing out the creases that he picked up just now.
"Junzi, silly Zhu, this is indeed a misunderstanding, forget it! Everyone is at fault, let's all give in and let it go. We don't want the chicken, so let's pretend this never happened, and turn the story over like this."
After finishing speaking, he did not forget to glance at Lin Aijun, who was smiling and silent from the corner of his eye.
He figured it out. Among the two, Lin Aijun was the brave and resourceful, and he was not easy to deal with.Silly Zhu is a foolhardy man, wait for the opportunity to find a way to show him some color.
Jia Zhang was completely bewildered by his son's sudden 180-degree turn.
Why did Jia Dongxu, who was a filial son one second, suddenly start turning his elbows outwards the next second? ?
Feeling aggrieved, Jia Zhang wiped away tears with his hands.
A slap on the back of Jia Dongxu's head: "You little bastard, you demolished me in front of so many people! Watch me go home and clean you up."
Saying that, he grabbed Jia Dongxu by the ear and walked into the house.
Jia Dongxu was in pain, and stretched out his hand to touch the place where his mother beat him.
No surprises, it really is a shit...
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