Siheyuan: the beginning to realize the freedom of cooking
Chapter 27 Oops!I have a chicken in my house
Sha Zhu looked at Lin Aijun seriously.
"Brother Junzi, isn't it?!"
Lin Aijun felt like laughing out of his body.
He took a breath and stood up straight.
"Yes, you are right!"
"Brother Junzi, I want to ask you something serious."
"Is this really serious?"
"The Chinese don't lie to the Chinese! Brother Junzi, Mrs. Jia Zhang asked me about the chicken that I didn't have left, and wanted some for Qin Huairu's health!"
Speaking of chicken, Lin Aijun suddenly slapped his thigh.
"Oops, I still have a chicken in the house."
Let the depressed big cock out this morning and walk around in my house.
Another day without sun.
So Lin Aijun rushed out the door, took two steps in three steps, and ran back to his room.
"Brother Junzi, wait for me!"
Seeing that Lin Aijun didn't answer his words, Shazhu also followed Aijun and followed.
As soon as Lin Aijun entered the room, he saw the big cock facing the wall and pointing its butt at him.
Stepping forward to take a look, the big rooster's eyes were red with two lines of tears.
Look at the chicken feed on the ground, it hasn't moved at all.
My good guy, dare you think this is a chicken with deep love like the sea?Are you single-mindedly on a hunger strike?
"Brother Junzi, why do you feel so sad?"
After Sha Zhu entered the room, he also saw the big rooster crying against the wall.
"Right?! You feel it too?"
Lin Aijun suddenly felt that the first conversation with Shazhu was on a channel.
Silly Zhu nodded, and looked at Lin Aijun with a dazed expression.
"Silly Zhu, when this chicken came, it was a pair, a male and a female. Didn't the hen drink the stewed soup? Since then, the rooster has been so unhappy."
"Brother Junzi, animals have intelligence! This rooster is much better than Jia Dongxu's."
Lin Aijun deeply agrees, what Shazhu said is correct, Jia Dongxu is indeed worse than a beast.
"By the way, silly Zhu, I got off work late and there was no sun when I got home. You leave work early and no one cares about you. Come back tomorrow afternoon and help me take the chickens to the yard to bask in the sun and feed them some feed.
If this chicken continues to be so depressed, it will starve itself to death. "
"Hehehe, Brother Junzi, I understand, feed it fat before eating! This matter is on me, don't worry. I will guarantee that this chicken will taste better!"
"Also! You can't kill and eat this chicken casually, you have to ask me. Don't secretly let Qin Huairu take advantage of it because you think Qin Huairu is pitiful in private."
Li Aijun told Shazhu again, so that he would not be taken advantage of again.
Besides, according to Miss System, this depressed chicken has sequelae after eating it.
He also doesn't know what the sequelae of this "self-righteous chicken" will be like when it breaks out.
~
The next afternoon.
Silly Zhu took Lin Aijun's words as an imperial edict.
Two hours early, he sneaked out of the factory.
According to Lin Aijun's instructions, he went to his house to take the rooster out and put it in the yard.
After seeing the real sun, the big rooster seemed to be in a much better mood.
Flapping its wings, it circled the yard.
After a while, he jumped to the pool and yelled a few times.
After a while, he wanted to jump on the eaves again, but failed, so he fell down and landed on the enamel washbasin that Mrs. Jia placed at the door, making a loud bang.
It didn't take long for Jia Zhang to hear the movement and came out of the house.
It is rare to see a big rooster, and then look at the silly Zhu who is following behind, chasing and feeding the feed.
Feeling unhappy for a moment, he switched the combat mode instantly.
"Silly Zhu, you told me yesterday that there is no chicken at home. It's good now, I'm feeding the chicken in front of me. Are you afraid of slapping your face?"
Silly Zhu chased the big cock, already out of breath.
Seeing Jia Zhang's taunting him, he threw the feed to the ground and stopped in his tracks.
When the feed was flicked, no one chased after the buttocks to feed it. In addition, he was tired from flopping, and the big cock became more honest.
Obediently pick up the feed on the ground.
Seeing that the rooster was cooking, Silly Zhu freed his mouth to deal with Jia Zhang.
"Aunt Jia, what are you talking about! Why do you have a face when you beg for help, and turn your face and deny people when you don't like it!"
"Silly Zhu, you are stingy! You said yesterday that there are no chickens in the house, look now, aren't you feeding the chickens? It's still daylight, and you are not happy to be a man and open your eyes and talk nonsense! You will be struck by lightning!"
Silly Zhu became impatient after being told this.
"I'm stingy?! Aunt Jia, your conscience is like a dog!! If I didn't treat your family like human beings in this yard, you can see which family will take care of you!"
Jia Zhang's face was extremely gloomy after being so scolded by Sha Zhu.
The triangular eyes, which were originally small, drooped down, and the corners of the mouth hung down.
"Your conscience is eaten by dogs! You lie to people all day long!"
As Jia Shangshi said, he picked up the broom at the door and greeted Shazhu.
Shazhu's force value is still acceptable.
Among the courtyard houses, it ranks among the top three.
But what makes him aggrieved at the moment is that his principle of life is not to hit women.
So, Sha Zhu scolded while fleeing in front.
Jia Zhang chased after him with a broom, and his mouth was full of punctuation marks.
Next to it is a big rooster that is leisurely eating feed.
When Lin Aijun stepped into the courtyard after get off work, he saw this miraculous scene.
"Stop!" Lin Aijun yelled loudly, startling the two people in the courtyard.
"Aunt Jia, it's wrong to do it! I, silly, have nothing to say sorry to you! I will give you a bite, that's my willingness! It's only right and proper not to give it to you."
Seeing that Lin Aijun came back, Sha Zhu stood still and hid behind Lin Aijun.
Seeing Lin Aijun standing in the middle, Jia Zhang knew that he was not as easy to bully as Sha Zhu, so she also stopped.
She rolled her eyes, with one hand on her hips and a broom in the other, like a door god.
"Silly Zhu, since you promised me, kill this rooster and give me half of it!"
Hearing this, Lin Aijun thought of what Sha Zhu told him about Jia Zhang's meal last night. According to Jia Zhang's past behavior, he already understood what happened.
He looked at Jia Zhang's disgusting face, and he really wanted to go up with a big mouth.
but!But!have no choice!He doesn't hit women either!
Just as he was gnashing his teeth with hatred, the big rooster that had been cooking quietly by the side suddenly flapped its wings and flew towards Jia Zhang's head.
When Jia Zhang, who was still in high spirits just now, noticed the big cock flying straight towards her face, her legs softened in fright, and she sat down on the ground.
"Ouch-! My ass!"
The big cock looked at the old woman who was clamoring to kill it just now with hatred.
Contributed a freshly baked, fresh, steaming gift to her.
The yellow-green semi-viscous substance flowed down Jia Zhang's cheeks.
When Jiazhang came to her senses, she found that her head and face were covered in chicken feces!
With a broken, hoarse scream, he rushed out of the sky unexpectedly.
"what--!!!"
"Brother Junzi, isn't it?!"
Lin Aijun felt like laughing out of his body.
He took a breath and stood up straight.
"Yes, you are right!"
"Brother Junzi, I want to ask you something serious."
"Is this really serious?"
"The Chinese don't lie to the Chinese! Brother Junzi, Mrs. Jia Zhang asked me about the chicken that I didn't have left, and wanted some for Qin Huairu's health!"
Speaking of chicken, Lin Aijun suddenly slapped his thigh.
"Oops, I still have a chicken in the house."
Let the depressed big cock out this morning and walk around in my house.
Another day without sun.
So Lin Aijun rushed out the door, took two steps in three steps, and ran back to his room.
"Brother Junzi, wait for me!"
Seeing that Lin Aijun didn't answer his words, Shazhu also followed Aijun and followed.
As soon as Lin Aijun entered the room, he saw the big cock facing the wall and pointing its butt at him.
Stepping forward to take a look, the big rooster's eyes were red with two lines of tears.
Look at the chicken feed on the ground, it hasn't moved at all.
My good guy, dare you think this is a chicken with deep love like the sea?Are you single-mindedly on a hunger strike?
"Brother Junzi, why do you feel so sad?"
After Sha Zhu entered the room, he also saw the big rooster crying against the wall.
"Right?! You feel it too?"
Lin Aijun suddenly felt that the first conversation with Shazhu was on a channel.
Silly Zhu nodded, and looked at Lin Aijun with a dazed expression.
"Silly Zhu, when this chicken came, it was a pair, a male and a female. Didn't the hen drink the stewed soup? Since then, the rooster has been so unhappy."
"Brother Junzi, animals have intelligence! This rooster is much better than Jia Dongxu's."
Lin Aijun deeply agrees, what Shazhu said is correct, Jia Dongxu is indeed worse than a beast.
"By the way, silly Zhu, I got off work late and there was no sun when I got home. You leave work early and no one cares about you. Come back tomorrow afternoon and help me take the chickens to the yard to bask in the sun and feed them some feed.
If this chicken continues to be so depressed, it will starve itself to death. "
"Hehehe, Brother Junzi, I understand, feed it fat before eating! This matter is on me, don't worry. I will guarantee that this chicken will taste better!"
"Also! You can't kill and eat this chicken casually, you have to ask me. Don't secretly let Qin Huairu take advantage of it because you think Qin Huairu is pitiful in private."
Li Aijun told Shazhu again, so that he would not be taken advantage of again.
Besides, according to Miss System, this depressed chicken has sequelae after eating it.
He also doesn't know what the sequelae of this "self-righteous chicken" will be like when it breaks out.
~
The next afternoon.
Silly Zhu took Lin Aijun's words as an imperial edict.
Two hours early, he sneaked out of the factory.
According to Lin Aijun's instructions, he went to his house to take the rooster out and put it in the yard.
After seeing the real sun, the big rooster seemed to be in a much better mood.
Flapping its wings, it circled the yard.
After a while, he jumped to the pool and yelled a few times.
After a while, he wanted to jump on the eaves again, but failed, so he fell down and landed on the enamel washbasin that Mrs. Jia placed at the door, making a loud bang.
It didn't take long for Jia Zhang to hear the movement and came out of the house.
It is rare to see a big rooster, and then look at the silly Zhu who is following behind, chasing and feeding the feed.
Feeling unhappy for a moment, he switched the combat mode instantly.
"Silly Zhu, you told me yesterday that there is no chicken at home. It's good now, I'm feeding the chicken in front of me. Are you afraid of slapping your face?"
Silly Zhu chased the big cock, already out of breath.
Seeing Jia Zhang's taunting him, he threw the feed to the ground and stopped in his tracks.
When the feed was flicked, no one chased after the buttocks to feed it. In addition, he was tired from flopping, and the big cock became more honest.
Obediently pick up the feed on the ground.
Seeing that the rooster was cooking, Silly Zhu freed his mouth to deal with Jia Zhang.
"Aunt Jia, what are you talking about! Why do you have a face when you beg for help, and turn your face and deny people when you don't like it!"
"Silly Zhu, you are stingy! You said yesterday that there are no chickens in the house, look now, aren't you feeding the chickens? It's still daylight, and you are not happy to be a man and open your eyes and talk nonsense! You will be struck by lightning!"
Silly Zhu became impatient after being told this.
"I'm stingy?! Aunt Jia, your conscience is like a dog!! If I didn't treat your family like human beings in this yard, you can see which family will take care of you!"
Jia Zhang's face was extremely gloomy after being so scolded by Sha Zhu.
The triangular eyes, which were originally small, drooped down, and the corners of the mouth hung down.
"Your conscience is eaten by dogs! You lie to people all day long!"
As Jia Shangshi said, he picked up the broom at the door and greeted Shazhu.
Shazhu's force value is still acceptable.
Among the courtyard houses, it ranks among the top three.
But what makes him aggrieved at the moment is that his principle of life is not to hit women.
So, Sha Zhu scolded while fleeing in front.
Jia Zhang chased after him with a broom, and his mouth was full of punctuation marks.
Next to it is a big rooster that is leisurely eating feed.
When Lin Aijun stepped into the courtyard after get off work, he saw this miraculous scene.
"Stop!" Lin Aijun yelled loudly, startling the two people in the courtyard.
"Aunt Jia, it's wrong to do it! I, silly, have nothing to say sorry to you! I will give you a bite, that's my willingness! It's only right and proper not to give it to you."
Seeing that Lin Aijun came back, Sha Zhu stood still and hid behind Lin Aijun.
Seeing Lin Aijun standing in the middle, Jia Zhang knew that he was not as easy to bully as Sha Zhu, so she also stopped.
She rolled her eyes, with one hand on her hips and a broom in the other, like a door god.
"Silly Zhu, since you promised me, kill this rooster and give me half of it!"
Hearing this, Lin Aijun thought of what Sha Zhu told him about Jia Zhang's meal last night. According to Jia Zhang's past behavior, he already understood what happened.
He looked at Jia Zhang's disgusting face, and he really wanted to go up with a big mouth.
but!But!have no choice!He doesn't hit women either!
Just as he was gnashing his teeth with hatred, the big rooster that had been cooking quietly by the side suddenly flapped its wings and flew towards Jia Zhang's head.
When Jia Zhang, who was still in high spirits just now, noticed the big cock flying straight towards her face, her legs softened in fright, and she sat down on the ground.
"Ouch-! My ass!"
The big cock looked at the old woman who was clamoring to kill it just now with hatred.
Contributed a freshly baked, fresh, steaming gift to her.
The yellow-green semi-viscous substance flowed down Jia Zhang's cheeks.
When Jiazhang came to her senses, she found that her head and face were covered in chicken feces!
With a broken, hoarse scream, he rushed out of the sky unexpectedly.
"what--!!!"
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