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Escorted by Uncle Cao, Chu Ge bypassed the onlookers and walked quietly from the back of the community.

Uncle Cao put on an anti-epidemic mask for Chu Ge very thoughtfully, concealing his identity, lest the uncles and aunts think that he stole the transformer box and went to the sister wonton shop to watch during the day.

The staff of the very association, those "retired special forces" and "professional killers" with black jackets and big sunglasses, naturally knew of Chu Ge's "feat", and when they saw him come out, they all exclaimed in their hearts.

Countless crystal-clear "golden fireflies" emerged from above the heads of dozens of "black jackets" and "big sunglasses", swaying and swaying, birds flew towards the phoenix, and flew towards Chu Ge.

When it got into Chu Ge's head, maybe it was the interference between the brain waves, and there was a sound of "ding ding ding dong", wind chimes swaying, and gold coins colliding, which was very nice.

This mysterious and bizarre scene reminds Chu Ge of the existence of superpowers all the time.

Standing at the back door of the community and seeing Uncle Cao goodbye, he was still full of confusion, about the recovery of spiritual energy, about his own abilities, and...the future of himself, his family, and even the entire earth.

The fat old man's somewhat ordinary back figure merged with the giant body like a giant spirit last night, and the "bomb crossing the bridge" violently blasted together, and gradually grew taller, which made Chu Ge's heart beat faster and his blood boiled.

"Uncle Cao—"

Chu Ge blurted out and shouted at the back of the fat old man, "If there is a chance, I can follow you to learn, how to awaken and use super powers?"

Uncle Cao stopped, turned around, and said with a smile, "Why?"

"why?"

Chu Ge was slightly startled, scratched his scalp and said, "Isn't it all like this in books, movies, and games, the spiritual energy is revived, everyone should practice!"

"Hehe, 'everyone must cultivate' is not a good reason. I can teach you, but you must first find a passable reason and find your own...belief and love."

Master Cao said, "Cultivation is very hard. Without faith and love, you can't persevere."

"I want to be like you."

Chu Ge subconsciously said, "You fell across the bridge last night, wow, it's so domineering, a hundred times more handsome than a cultivator driving a flying sword, this is the way the earth's pure men fight, this is-- - A true hero!"

"'Hero'..."

Uncle Cao smiled, "I'm not a hero, I'm just a person who has seen a hero before, don't fool around, go back!"

After saying this, Uncle Cao waved his hand and walked away gradually.

The early morning breeze blows, and the fat old man's big pants dance with the wind, and he doesn't have a dashing feeling. The so-called "ten steps to kill a person, a thousand miles without leaving" is exactly that.

Chu Ge's heart made waves.

"Uncle Cao is really an expert hidden in the market. He dares to confront the immortal cultivator, and he is so low-key, handsome!"

The more humble Uncle Cao, the more adored Chu Ge, he was immersed in that rock-shattering super throwing technique and couldn't extricate himself, his breath was hot, "If I can also 'King Kong Secret Technique', then learn how unrestrained Uncle Cao is. , the cultivator ran away after beating the immortals, hiding his merit and fame, but inadvertently let people know - how many people can this thing arouse 'surprise, shock, shock'? Yes, I must tell Uncle Cao Learning, as the saying goes, 'a man should be like this'!"

I was thinking about how to learn from Uncle Cao, when I suddenly saw the fat old man panicking and trotting back all the way.

"Do me a favor, Xiao Chu, take cover!" Uncle Cao was sweating profusely, winking at Chu Ge.

"what?"

Chu Ge didn't know where to go, and before the two could talk to each other, they saw a middle-aged woman in a flower gown with curly hair jumping out of the green belt. Hey, it seemed to be Uncle Cao's wife, Aunt Cao.

"What's the matter?"

Aunt Cao stuck her waist,

With a sullen face, "Why did you get mixed up with people from the very association and arrested the immortal cultivator?"

"No, no."

The fat old man's tongue was shortened, and his face was as innocent as a baby. "It was Ma Xiong and the others who caught the cultivators. I will help with Officer Hao to maintain order and evacuate the onlookers."

"yes?"

Aunt Cao narrowed her eyes, "What about your clothes? You didn't wear this last night."

Uncle Cao's sweat vest and big pants were all torn apart in the transformation, "burst shirt".

"Isn't it?"

Uncle Cao looked at himself, Mungdou's small eyes were full of confusion, "Just this one, Yue'e, did you remember it wrong?"

"Bah, you were wearing plaid pants last night. They were striped early in the morning, and the vest was wrong. The holes were in different positions. I've already patched this one, but I haven't had time to patch that one yet."

The bright light in Aunt Cao's eyes became more and more dangerous, "Cao Xiaohua, have you transformed again?"

"Transformation? What is it?"

Uncle Cao turned his head, looked at Chu Ge, tilted his head and thought for a long time, then slapped his forehead, "Oh, you said transformation, no, I haven't transformed for a long time, I am old and weak, how can I transform? I don't believe it? You ask Xiao Chu from the wonton shop, he and I arrived at the front and back, so we went to see the excitement... Hey, hey, Yue'e, let go..."

"Cao Xiaohua, you still dare to lie, you have to blink your left eye three times every time you lie, my mother has been with you for so many years, I know if you are going to fart or shit, and you say that you haven't transformed. !"

Aunt Cao shot like electricity and grabbed Uncle Cao's ear, "You can do it! You are amazing! You are the only person in the world who can transform! You are the only superhero, without you, the earth will not turn right?"

"No, Yue'e, listen to my explanation."

Uncle Cao held his head, "The situation was very dangerous at that time, and it happened suddenly..."

"Suddenly, you can lie on the bed with a pale face and twitch, suddenly, no matter how dangerous it is, can you risk bypassing your heart? What can't be done, so many 'very secret agents' can't think of a way, you must come forward as a lousy old man? I I don’t know you yet, you are a hero, and when you meet a monster, you don’t know how much you are, what kind of bird has changed!”

Aunt Cao let go of Uncle Cao, squatted on the ground and cried loudly, slapping her thighs while crying, "However, this day will not pass, it was like this in the army when I was young. Worrying about being a little widow, getting old and getting old, accompany you to fall leaves and return to the roots, I thought I could live a quiet life for a few days, but I didn’t expect you to be like this when you are old Four bridges, changed a valve, vowed never to go out to find death, I am also stupid, lard blinded my heart, I believed you again, and served you with shit and urine, the result, how long, how long !

"I'm so scared day and night, is it a human life? If you don't get sick, I'm about to have a heart attack!

"Cao Xiaohua, what kind of home are you going back to? You move to a very association, you go to be your hero, you go to save the world, it's so hard to listen to me nagging, how happy it is to subdue demons and conquer demons, right? You speak, why don't you speak, if you don't speak, you are scolding me in your heart, right?"

Aunt Cao stared at Uncle Cao fiercely, tears filled with resentment.

"No, no, no, how dare I scold you, no, how can I be willing to scold you, Yue'e, please don't cry, don't yell like this, and you will invite all the neighbors later."

The fat old man hugged his wife with a shy face and pulled her up like a radish, "Outside, I'm a consultant, save me some face, and scold me when I get home, it doesn't take your effort, I'll scold me in the mirror when I get home. Can I do it by myself? I, Zhu Bajie, look in the mirror, can't I do it without people?"

"Community advisor, smaller than sesame seeds, bigger than the tip of a needle!"

Aunt Cao struggled twice, how could she have earned more than Uncle Cao, she was so angry that she pinched the fat old man's waist and touched her heart. Is it over?"

"It's okay, Dr. Jiang from the association has seen it and said that I am like an 18-year-old boy, and I can beat tigers to death."

Uncle Cao held onto Aunt Cao's hand, and the two of them were affectionate, "Yue'e, listen to me, listen to me slowly..."

"Cough cough."

A single dog coughed dry beside him.

"Hey, Xiao Chu, you're still here, what are you doing stupidly, go home and cool down, remember that you must come to the community to register if there is a situation, and you can come to me directly at home - of course not today, today I have to bring my dearest My wife is going out to eat, watch a movie, go, go, go, go."

Uncle Cao waved at Chu Ge, like driving away a fly.

The old couple joined hands and walked away affectionately.

Only Chu Ge was left to stare at their backs for a long time, but he still felt that... Internet novels and movie games are all lies, how can the aura recover in real life, how can it be like this!

Forget it, he estimates that he can't learn from Uncle Cao - too shameless.