Chapter 18 What should I do if I wake up?
"Genetic medicine... drink it with Red Bull?" Chu Ge still wanted to complain.
"Well, it's better to buy the slender white and blue cans, the tauline-enhanced type, the kind that has a better effect on the genetic medicine, but don't drink it at night, you can't sleep after drinking it - Cultivation is a science, Pay attention to every detail."
Uncle Cao said, "Second, there is a lot of noise tonight, we can't ask you to keep it a secret, it's useless to keep it a secret, just say it if you want, whether you tell your family, classmates or neighbors, or even post online, post It's okay to show off in the circle of friends, of course, whether they believe it or not is another matter.
"There is only one thing, don't exaggerate, let alone make up nonsense, whatever the truth is, say what you say, don't make up such nonsense as 'the cultivator has three heads and six arms, and a fireball blows up a house', otherwise it will cause a large-scale panic, you is legally responsible.”
"I understand that."
Chu Ge nodded. He knew the consequences of misleading the public. He started the public security detention for fifteen days. He didn't want to try the law by himself.
"Third, I may have to trouble you in a few days."
Uncle Cao said, "The 'hundred barbarians' is not dead, he will be prosecuted for 'illegal entry, illegally carrying offensive magic weapons, intentional injury' and many other crimes. You and I are both witnesses. If you have to appear in court, if your work and study are delayed, I'm sorry!"
"What, that guy's vitality is so tenacious, he still doesn't die even after the transformer box is blown up?"
Chu Ge was stunned secretly, and felt that the style of painting was obviously wrong, "What's the matter, we have to sue... an immortal cultivator?"
"Of course, everyone is equal before the law, regardless of whether it is an ordinary person or a cultivator. If you come to Earth, you must accept the jurisdiction of the Earth Alliance's laws. Ding is Ding, Mao is Mao, even if the punishment is clearly defined, there is a saying— - This is called 'rule the ball according to law'!"
Uncle Cao said, and handed over a few bags of vacuum plastic sealed things, Chu Ge's clothes and mobile phones were all burned by the arc, "Your things are like this, go buy new ones yourself, three thousand Below the block, take the invoice to the very association for reimbursement.”
"……Oh."
Chu Ge felt that the style of painting was getting more and more strange. Even if he could accept that there were immortals in the world, it would be difficult to combine the two concepts of "immortals" and "invoice reimbursement".
"Fourth, hey, there's no need to hide this from you. There was a very special meteor shower in Lingshan City last night. There will be various strange phenomena in the future, and many people will wake up. What, super power."
Uncle Cao babbled, "In case you accidentally wake up, the uncle recommends that you register with the neighborhood committee or police station where your household registration is located as soon as possible, hey, I remember that your old house was sold, then your household registration will be lost. Where, is it our community or the university?"
"We're not in the school district. The buyer didn't bother at that time. My hukou is still in the old house."
Chu Ge said, "Students in the same city, the school does not force the transfer of household registration."
"That's fine. If you wake up, go to the Xingfu police station to register with Officer Hao."
Uncle Cao thought for a while, "Forget it, Officer Hao and the others have been busy these days. Come to me directly, Uncle will take you to check your body."
"This—" Chu Ge's heart beat faster.
He wasn't worried about his adrenaline bursting. Doctor Jiang said that this is the most basic, most popular, and not worth mentioning ability. It would not be bad if he could take the initiative to register and change his job as an alliance civil servant.
But the golden dots of light that accompanied "stunned" and "extremely shocked" were too weird.
Chu Ge tentatively said, "Uncle Cao, do you have to register when you wake up? If you don't register, you will be arrested by the Extraordinary Association...?"
"What is this?"
Uncle Cao was happy and waved his hand, "Don't be nervous, Xiao Chu, the very association is an ordinary non-governmental organization.
Neither the alliance authorities nor the criminal gang, how can they arrest people casually? The Earth Alliance protects the privacy of citizens. Even if you really awaken your superpowers, you can register if you want to come, and if you don’t want to come, don’t come. As long as you don’t violate the law, don’t disturb social order, don’t hinder the rotation of the earth, no one will catch you. "
Chu Ge glanced at the boxy Ma Xiong, and then looked at the black jacket, black sunglasses and professional killer-like staff outside. He didn't believe it at all - this physique, this style, a proper retired special forces, and all over the place. How much money does a game center in urban and rural areas burn a day, what organization can support such a scene, and there are mines at home?
Wait a minute, Chu Ge thought about it and saw what this meant. The association might not really control the secret crystal mines, spirit mines, and the Heavenly Paradise. They really have mines.
Civil organizations, still "unremarkable"? Believe in your evil!
"Of course, for the sake of your own health and safety, I would suggest that if you really wake up, you'd better register and have a checkup, and don't be afraid to avoid doctors."
Uncle Cao smiled and said, "Why, have you awakened your superpowers?"
"Not yet, but I'm thinking about it, I'm so talented, and looking at the entire community, I'm a rare existence, and I'll definitely wake up in the future, right?"
Chu Ge and Uncle Cao were sloppy, "Inquire about the situation first. Once you wake up, you should treat it properly. At least don't bother you to become a gorilla again and take the risk of a heart attack to clean me up!"
"Hahaha, you kid is very enlightened, I hope you really think so, not joking with the uncle, because superpowers really don't allow jokes."
Uncle Cao said earnestly, "There is no free lunch in the world, every kind of gift that seems to be obtained out of thin air will secretly indicate the price, the stronger the ability you get, the greater the price you pay, and the more dangerous it is.
"Don't believe me, look at me, uncle, you just saw how I transformed and how I was lying on the ground out of breath, right? The muscle tissue of the human body suddenly swells and hardens, which brings the internal organs, especially the The pressure on the heart will also double, and the warriors who practiced the 'Vajra Secret Technique' like me in those days would suffer from serious heart disease in all likelihood, and if they can last until my age, they are already considered healthy and long-lived."
The bland tone made Chu Ge awe-inspiring to Uncle Cao, but he was puzzled: "Buddhist supernatural powers are so domineering?"
"What Buddhist supernatural powers?" Uncle Cao didn't understand.
"Isn't it the 'Vajra Secret Method', the Four Great Vajra, the Angry Eye Vajra?" Chu Ge asked.
"Oh, it's not the Buddha's King Kong, it's the gorilla, the 'King Kong' that climbed up to the skyscraper to make a plane." Uncle Cao said.
"..." Chu Ge thinks, how come the spiritual energy has recovered, and he always wants to complain?
"Like us, we are lucky because we have organized care, guidance from famous teachers, adequate nutrition and natural treasures, as well as scientific cultivation methods and perfect cultivation facilities, including the top medical team behind the scenes. support."
Uncle Cao continued, "What if there is no such thing? If a wild power user accidentally awakens the super power that makes his body expand three or five times, how much pressure will his heart and various organs be put on, and how much will he consume? Only food can support his gigantic body. How should he face various abnormalities in his body? The simplest, does he know what medicines he should take to protect his heart?
"I don't know anything, I'm pondering blindly by myself, the biggest possibility is that within two days of awakening, 'quack' fell to the ground, had a heart attack, and died - of course this doesn't happen in movies, but in reality and fiction, Games, movies are different, I hope you understand that."
Chu Ge listened and nodded again and again.
Although he is not afraid of death in the game, in reality, he still cherishes his life. If it is not a last resort, it is better to die than live.
"I listen to you, Uncle Cao."
Chu Ge said, "In case of awakening superpowers, come to our community to register as soon as possible."
"That's right, one hero has three gangs, and everyone gathers firewood with high flames. The biggest difference between humans and animals is that we are highly organized and socialized."
Uncle Cao said, "I was also young, I knew the thoughts of young people, and when I woke up with superpowers, I wanted to be a hero, a star, a rich man, and use superpowers to change fate. Well - the idea is good, but to make a dream come true, you can't just mess around alone, you still have to respect the law, trust the organization, within the framework of... laws and regulations and social conventions, under the training and guidance of the alliance , establish a correct ideological and moral outlook, use the ability to benefit the people, and make due contributions to the society, the country, the civilization, and the earth, you understand?"
"clear."
Chu Ge nodded fiercely, "Let's not say whether I will make a contribution or not, at least I will definitely not break the law and discipline.
Chu Ge is smart. Judging from the well-trained and well-trained people of the very association, and the age of Uncle Cao, the Earth Alliance must have discovered the signs of aura recovery long ago. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com took a series of actions. effective countermeasures.
If he awakens some superpowers, he immediately does not know who he is, and he thinks that Laozi is the best in the world, and if he does something wrong, he will definitely be punished by the law just like the immortal cultivator just now.
With super powers, you can make a lot of money in a legal way, and it is not difficult to make a name for yourself. Why break the law?
"Young people today, why is it so difficult to ask you to make a contribution?"
Uncle Cao pointed at Chu Ge with a smile, but he didn't care, he waved his hand, "Okay, go home, don't run around when you have nothing to do recently, it's best to stay at home and school honestly."
"This is the end?"
Chu Ge was a little confused, "Can I really go, why should I go?"
"What are you going to do? No one is stopping you. What did you plan?" Mr. Cao asked.
"I originally wanted to go back to study hard, get a B-level license for construction machinery, apply for a big company with high salary and good benefits, support this family, and make my mother happy in the spirit of heaven."
Chu Ge murmured, "But now, the spiritual energy has recovered, and life can continue... Can my dream... still come true?"
"Silly boy."
Uncle Cao laughed again, the fat old man's mung bean small eyes squeezed in the flesh radiated a gentle light, he helped Chu Ge stand up from the medical cabin, and pointed to Ma Xiong and a large circle of staff from the very association outside, softly but firmly Said: "All the efforts of us people are to allow you to continue to live a peaceful and happy life, so do whatever you want, and if you have any dreams, go after them desperately. Don't be afraid of aura recovery, cultivators and magic. Teacher, those things, the sky can't fall down - it's really falling down, and there are us!"