Pokemon The Mirage Of Illusions

Chapter 34: Best Friend.



I'm eating a plate of delightful Pichu pancakes as Amelia devours a plate of Kalosian toast. I'm of course on the table using my paws along with a see through shroud to use a fork and knife. 'You know I though it'd be harder to use a fork without opposable thumbs but using my shroud to help really simplificates the process, good thing I can make it practically see through.'

"Hey! Pibu!" Hearing the outburst I slightly turn my head looking across from the restaurant and seeing a teen wearing a red jacket with a backpack next to him. On the table a Pichu with a unique hair style runs around on the table with a waffle in their hand.

'Fuck.' I immediately turn back and pretend that the teen doesn't exist but as I look at Amelia I see that her jaw has dropped and that see's staring directly at the Pichu and the teen. 'FUCK! I need to learn to mind my business.'

Watching as her face goes through multiple expressions as she watches the Pichu and the teen's antics untill a Chef walks out and goes over to their table. And from what I hear from here the teen is asked to leave due to the Pichu's disruption of the atmosphere. 'Just let them leave.Just let them leave.Just let them leave.Just let them leave!'

Slightly sweating I watch as Amelia see's the teen and his Pichu leave the restaurant and as they leave I wait to see Amelia's reaction. '.....I think we're good!' As soon as I think that Amelia gets up from the table and digs through her pocket bring's out a thousand or so Pokedollars and starts to run out of the store.

"Come on!" Amelia gives me two words of instruction before leaving the resteruant leaving me on the table.....Sighing I get off of the table and let out a "Vee" and point towards the money of the table letting the waitress see before walking out of the door.

Looking left and right I see a running Amelia running after the teen which seems to have misunderstood her intent as the teen seems hell bent on escaping her. 'I don't know what I expected but this definitely wasn't it.'

'First I get roped into meeting Cynthia and multiple frontier brains and now I'm about to get pulled into manga events....I don't get pain enough for this!' Swallowing my regret to get captured that day I head to the left.

'Currently Both Gold and Amelia are heading towards the sea. While normally I'd head down and to the right to cut off Gold that's to popular of a route and there's also a closed road that heads to the left. Knowing how crafty Gold is he'll probably see Amelia and think see wouldn't break the law to catch him so he'll definitely use that road. No only will he use that road but he'll also loop back around since he's not the type to leave a meal half finished.'

Heading to the corner of the street I hop onto a street light by using the outside tables of a restaurant and its umbrellas. While a couple of people give me some looks seeing a rare Pokemon like Eevee just sitting there they leave me alone.

 Waiting for around 10-15 minutes enjoying the sun I contemplate. 'Now its just time to wait. If I'm wrong nothing lost...Wait why do I even want to catch Gold in the first place I want nothing to do with the Pokedex Holder's! Speaking of Pokedex Holder's does Ash exist if the manga holder's exist?'

My ears flick around as I hear the sounds of apologies as I see Gold walking past my street light and going back to the same resteruant he was just thrown out of. '...I'm just too good at my job sometimes.'

Hopping down from the street light and walking behind Gold as he talks to his Pichu. "I told you! The classic circle around always works! Espically on those proper looking people." Gold speaks to the Pichu still holding his waffle. "Pi!"

"What do you mean you don't care?"

"Vee (Its pretty effective.)"

"Ya see at least one guy gets it! Wait what?"

Looking down and the the right respectively both Pibu and Gold just know notice me. In surprise Gold nearly drops his fishing rod and Pibu drops his Waffle. "When'd you get there!"

Although Gold questions me immediately Pibu is more involved with his waffle than anything else. "NO!!!!" The Pichu in sadness drops to his fours and hits the floor with his fist. "Sorry, I probably shouldn't have scared you like that but I didn't expect you to drop your food. My bad."

Giving a apology to the Pichu I ignore Gold and start to pat the Pichu's back over the waffles death. 'I understand I never want to waste food either.' Nodding sadly in understanding as the Pichu looks to me with teary eyes.

"HEY! Don't ignore me! Aren't you with that stalker lady?"

Ignoring the teen again I reach into my fur and pull out a Razz berry and hand it to the Pichu. "For me?" Nodding at the Pichu as I lift him up. "I'm truly sorry I know this pain."

"...Thank you." Giving me a hug I return the gesture in the name of bromance.

"Stop Ignoring me!"


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