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Chapter 75 Stainless steel basin crotch protector
"Something feels wrong." Deadpool scratched his cheek, touched his chin, and began to mutter to himself.
"It all started six days ago. The sky was clear and clear that day, and the road was smooth. Maybe it was because I ate bananas. Speaking of bananas, I want to see my curves... ah, sorry, the author doesn't allow driving. Look. If you haven’t reached that asterisk, do you think the river crab god is showing off his power? Naive! The author Gouzi took the initiative to replace him. When did the author become sensitive to words? The author Gouzi is a serious person. Well, you can’t complain too much about fat nerds, otherwise Even the immortal body will be written to death."
"Back to business. Um, what did I want to say before? Forget it, it's not important. What's important is what I want to say next."
"Do you know Marguerite, a mercenary job market disguised as a bar? Don't know? I don't know. It's normal. It's a small bar, full of rough guys, and no imported wine - I can tolerate the above, but less. The poor woman is all (?9?9?9?9), not a single (⊙γ⊙), all of them, can this be tolerated? Then I heard that the Continental Hotel next door had a bonus of 3000 million US dollars. Damn Fuck! What is my pretentious saying? - 'I don't bargain', for a single order of hundreds or thousands of dollars, bargaining is a hammer."
"I'm just curious, what does the goal of $3000 million look like, a 24K gold banana and two ruby pigeon eggs?"
"Oh, 3000 million dollars in human form seems to have seen me. There is nothing special about him except that he is a little handsome. The author set him up as a playboy, but he was afraid of a female puncher, so he hurriedly arranged for a female The protagonist, my God, wants to pretend to be innocent, but can't help but steal. Are you angry or not? You don't know what I'm talking about, right? It doesn't matter. Ignorance is a kind of happiness. If you know that you are just a novel Or characters in comics, insanity is the normal behavior. A sane person like me is regarded as a madman, oh hoo!"
"Hey, why are everyone looking at me? You even said shyly, it's time for me to appear!"
Deadpool took a big step forward.
boom!
The big man from the fighting nation blew away the smoke from his gun: "Crazy!"
Of course, Deadpool will not die just like that. Judging from his raised PP and the way he clamped his legs, this shot may have the effect of castration.
Don't panic, it will grow back.
But what can I say, animals of their own kind... All the males present made a gesture of clamping their legs together.Something was wrong with the way he looked at the big man from the fighting nation: He was nearly 1.9 meters tall, so he couldn't hit anything. He had to stare at his crotch.
The other person's eyes were not kind, and the big man was not timid. He scratched his neck and said, "What are you looking at! You want to take a shot?!"
Typical Goose Kingdom warrior style.
No one answered.
It's not that I'm afraid of him.
Once there is a conflict, the alliance that was finally compromised will fall apart.
Facing Mike alone, no one has the confidence to win.
There was a moment of silence.
Until, Deadpool, with his butt sticking out, tremblingly raised a hand:
"and many more!"
"Don't bleed like a river for me, please!!!"
Deadpool sounded sad.
The air freezes.
The scene is hilarious.
Deadpool slowly stood up and spoke.
The expression is sour.
He inserted one hand into the crotch of his pants.
dig!
He took out a thickened stainless steel basin with a blooming bullet embedded in it.
"..." xN.
Everyone was stunned by this operation, okay?
This crotch protector is really a mudslide in the biological world, and its impact has rewritten all three views.
Mike: "..."
There are always poetry recitation programs, channel changes, and weird conventions.
A sudden change in style.
How to do?
Go up with a knife and look at Deadpool?
Let's continue to let him die, waiting for others to be unable to bear it and kill him.
They will all be cut down in the end anyway.
Anyway, [-]% of the time he won't die in the end.
"This little brother..." Suddenly Deadpool looked at Mike with a shy face, "Are you interested in adding your contact information? Your appearance is very suitable for women's clothing. Are any of you here interested? Welcome to join the women's clothing community meeting……"
Bang!
A loud bang.
The big man from the fighting nation pulled the trigger. The same pistol turned into a grenade the size of a goose egg after the bullet came out of the chamber.
It seems that this is the ability to fight the big men of the nation.
Think of the image of machine guns raining down grenades, it's very Goose Country style.
This shot directly blew Deadpool's head open as usual.
The world is clean again.
The black-clothed ninja threw a smoke bomb on the ground and disappeared from sight.
Mike actually wanted to tell them that putting on a turf disguise and crawling close to the target was really not a ninja at all.
If you use Momochi Zabuza, Water Release, and Water Dragon Bullet, you will be a human being.
The "disappearance" of the ninjas means the beginning of the battle.
A life and death struggle.
The big man from the fighting nation took the lead in shooting at Mike, and he could no longer hold back.
Empty the magazine in one go.
A dozen or so "goose eggs" rushed towards Mike.
It could be that the bullets have become larger, the firing speed has slowed down, and the accuracy is much worse - or it could be that the big man's shooting skills are inherently random.
Mike did not retreat but advanced, charging forward amid the grenades.
There was a violent explosion behind him.
Air surge.
Mike slashed with his knife.
A knight wearing medieval plate armor, wrapped in thick plate armor, looks like a can.
Well, from now on I’ll call him Can Knight.
The canned knight's big sword glowed white, holding Mike's sword.
Mike kicked the plate armor.
The plate armor bloomed with white light.
The Canned Knight took two steps back.
Mike's calves were numb.
"Anti-wound armor?"
"Brilliant!"
Mike gave a thumbs up.
The canned knight raised his two-handed sword in front of him and chanted the eight virtues of knighthood: "humility, honor, sacrifice, heroism, mercy, honesty, justice, and spirituality."
The can knight turns into a glowing light bulb.
The big man from the fighting nation broke out in a cold sweat, threw away his pistol, and tightened his grip on the machine gun.
The Asian with the dragon tattoo took off his shirt, and his whole body was very muscular. The nine-headed cyan dragon turned red, and the dragon's eyes were gleaming, as if he had come to life.
Steam billows from behind the masked man in exoskeleton armor.
Full power.
Several dark drones rose in the sky.
Silently.
Like a poisonous snake dormant in the air.
The controller is obviously Fat Man, who is trotting away on sausage legs.
As for the natives who were covered in oil paint... He knelt on the ground as if no one else was around, took out the bones, made wounds on his body, and murmured ancient languages, as if he was praying to his gods.
"Sure enough, there are no stray fish left until the end. There are two brushes. If you don't take it seriously, you might capsize in the gutter." Mike pulled out the Senbonzakura and bit it in his mouth. He had a stainless steel katana in his left hand and a Nichirin sword in his right hand. .
"Just in time to try Zoro's other moves!"
The domineering black armed color covers Mike's hands.
"Three swords style. Hundred and eight troubles Feng!"
The blue chopper flew towards Feizhai.
A fat man with less than a goose's combat power has become one of the top killers in the mainland, which shows that his drones are very powerful.
Kill the controller first.
If it's a one-on-one challenge, you can give Feizhai a cool song at this time.
But not.
"Sacrifice, mercy!" The canned light bulb knight blocked the path of the chop.
boom!
The chopping wave hit the Can Light Bulb Knight head-on, and the latter's body glowed with light.
Slide back three or four meters and scrape two ditches on the grass.
Miraculously, Chopper turned around and attacked Mike.Strength, speed, and angle are perfectly restored one to one.
This unscientific!
"It all started six days ago. The sky was clear and clear that day, and the road was smooth. Maybe it was because I ate bananas. Speaking of bananas, I want to see my curves... ah, sorry, the author doesn't allow driving. Look. If you haven’t reached that asterisk, do you think the river crab god is showing off his power? Naive! The author Gouzi took the initiative to replace him. When did the author become sensitive to words? The author Gouzi is a serious person. Well, you can’t complain too much about fat nerds, otherwise Even the immortal body will be written to death."
"Back to business. Um, what did I want to say before? Forget it, it's not important. What's important is what I want to say next."
"Do you know Marguerite, a mercenary job market disguised as a bar? Don't know? I don't know. It's normal. It's a small bar, full of rough guys, and no imported wine - I can tolerate the above, but less. The poor woman is all (?9?9?9?9), not a single (⊙γ⊙), all of them, can this be tolerated? Then I heard that the Continental Hotel next door had a bonus of 3000 million US dollars. Damn Fuck! What is my pretentious saying? - 'I don't bargain', for a single order of hundreds or thousands of dollars, bargaining is a hammer."
"I'm just curious, what does the goal of $3000 million look like, a 24K gold banana and two ruby pigeon eggs?"
"Oh, 3000 million dollars in human form seems to have seen me. There is nothing special about him except that he is a little handsome. The author set him up as a playboy, but he was afraid of a female puncher, so he hurriedly arranged for a female The protagonist, my God, wants to pretend to be innocent, but can't help but steal. Are you angry or not? You don't know what I'm talking about, right? It doesn't matter. Ignorance is a kind of happiness. If you know that you are just a novel Or characters in comics, insanity is the normal behavior. A sane person like me is regarded as a madman, oh hoo!"
"Hey, why are everyone looking at me? You even said shyly, it's time for me to appear!"
Deadpool took a big step forward.
boom!
The big man from the fighting nation blew away the smoke from his gun: "Crazy!"
Of course, Deadpool will not die just like that. Judging from his raised PP and the way he clamped his legs, this shot may have the effect of castration.
Don't panic, it will grow back.
But what can I say, animals of their own kind... All the males present made a gesture of clamping their legs together.Something was wrong with the way he looked at the big man from the fighting nation: He was nearly 1.9 meters tall, so he couldn't hit anything. He had to stare at his crotch.
The other person's eyes were not kind, and the big man was not timid. He scratched his neck and said, "What are you looking at! You want to take a shot?!"
Typical Goose Kingdom warrior style.
No one answered.
It's not that I'm afraid of him.
Once there is a conflict, the alliance that was finally compromised will fall apart.
Facing Mike alone, no one has the confidence to win.
There was a moment of silence.
Until, Deadpool, with his butt sticking out, tremblingly raised a hand:
"and many more!"
"Don't bleed like a river for me, please!!!"
Deadpool sounded sad.
The air freezes.
The scene is hilarious.
Deadpool slowly stood up and spoke.
The expression is sour.
He inserted one hand into the crotch of his pants.
dig!
He took out a thickened stainless steel basin with a blooming bullet embedded in it.
"..." xN.
Everyone was stunned by this operation, okay?
This crotch protector is really a mudslide in the biological world, and its impact has rewritten all three views.
Mike: "..."
There are always poetry recitation programs, channel changes, and weird conventions.
A sudden change in style.
How to do?
Go up with a knife and look at Deadpool?
Let's continue to let him die, waiting for others to be unable to bear it and kill him.
They will all be cut down in the end anyway.
Anyway, [-]% of the time he won't die in the end.
"This little brother..." Suddenly Deadpool looked at Mike with a shy face, "Are you interested in adding your contact information? Your appearance is very suitable for women's clothing. Are any of you here interested? Welcome to join the women's clothing community meeting……"
Bang!
A loud bang.
The big man from the fighting nation pulled the trigger. The same pistol turned into a grenade the size of a goose egg after the bullet came out of the chamber.
It seems that this is the ability to fight the big men of the nation.
Think of the image of machine guns raining down grenades, it's very Goose Country style.
This shot directly blew Deadpool's head open as usual.
The world is clean again.
The black-clothed ninja threw a smoke bomb on the ground and disappeared from sight.
Mike actually wanted to tell them that putting on a turf disguise and crawling close to the target was really not a ninja at all.
If you use Momochi Zabuza, Water Release, and Water Dragon Bullet, you will be a human being.
The "disappearance" of the ninjas means the beginning of the battle.
A life and death struggle.
The big man from the fighting nation took the lead in shooting at Mike, and he could no longer hold back.
Empty the magazine in one go.
A dozen or so "goose eggs" rushed towards Mike.
It could be that the bullets have become larger, the firing speed has slowed down, and the accuracy is much worse - or it could be that the big man's shooting skills are inherently random.
Mike did not retreat but advanced, charging forward amid the grenades.
There was a violent explosion behind him.
Air surge.
Mike slashed with his knife.
A knight wearing medieval plate armor, wrapped in thick plate armor, looks like a can.
Well, from now on I’ll call him Can Knight.
The canned knight's big sword glowed white, holding Mike's sword.
Mike kicked the plate armor.
The plate armor bloomed with white light.
The Canned Knight took two steps back.
Mike's calves were numb.
"Anti-wound armor?"
"Brilliant!"
Mike gave a thumbs up.
The canned knight raised his two-handed sword in front of him and chanted the eight virtues of knighthood: "humility, honor, sacrifice, heroism, mercy, honesty, justice, and spirituality."
The can knight turns into a glowing light bulb.
The big man from the fighting nation broke out in a cold sweat, threw away his pistol, and tightened his grip on the machine gun.
The Asian with the dragon tattoo took off his shirt, and his whole body was very muscular. The nine-headed cyan dragon turned red, and the dragon's eyes were gleaming, as if he had come to life.
Steam billows from behind the masked man in exoskeleton armor.
Full power.
Several dark drones rose in the sky.
Silently.
Like a poisonous snake dormant in the air.
The controller is obviously Fat Man, who is trotting away on sausage legs.
As for the natives who were covered in oil paint... He knelt on the ground as if no one else was around, took out the bones, made wounds on his body, and murmured ancient languages, as if he was praying to his gods.
"Sure enough, there are no stray fish left until the end. There are two brushes. If you don't take it seriously, you might capsize in the gutter." Mike pulled out the Senbonzakura and bit it in his mouth. He had a stainless steel katana in his left hand and a Nichirin sword in his right hand. .
"Just in time to try Zoro's other moves!"
The domineering black armed color covers Mike's hands.
"Three swords style. Hundred and eight troubles Feng!"
The blue chopper flew towards Feizhai.
A fat man with less than a goose's combat power has become one of the top killers in the mainland, which shows that his drones are very powerful.
Kill the controller first.
If it's a one-on-one challenge, you can give Feizhai a cool song at this time.
But not.
"Sacrifice, mercy!" The canned light bulb knight blocked the path of the chop.
boom!
The chopping wave hit the Can Light Bulb Knight head-on, and the latter's body glowed with light.
Slide back three or four meters and scrape two ditches on the grass.
Miraculously, Chopper turned around and attacked Mike.Strength, speed, and angle are perfectly restored one to one.
This unscientific!
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