People are in Marvel, and the system is working as a worker
Chapter 74 Deadpool
The fuel was gone, but Mike didn't care and took out the lighter.
"Pfft!" the wizard laughed, "With a lighter..." Then when he saw Mike lighting a cigarette, he put the lighter into his pocket.
Being so sentimental... is quite embarrassing.
Mike exhaled white smoke, "These zombies were still alive before they were parasitized."
The wizard was silent.
Mike continued: "Their clothes were so everyday, like they were taken while walking, cooking, playing... Look, there's a kid in a football uniform."
"That's right." The wizard's expression suddenly became fanatical: "It is their honor to become the nourishment of gods."
"But have you asked them if they want this honor?" Mike slowly drew his knife.
Obviously the vine armor is invulnerable, but the wizard felt a little panicked for no reason: "But you didn't show mercy to them before!"
"Because they... are dead and have no feelings."
The sword is the Sun Lun Sword.
"In order to deal with you, I spent five thousand dollars. In addition to fire, you should also be afraid of the sun, right?"
Seeing the vines shrinking back, Mike said, "That's just my guess. It seems I'm right."
"Five thousand dollars, I feel a little heartbroken. How can I make up for it...how about using your lives?"
"die!"
Dozens of sharp vines stabbed at Mike from all directions. However, the vines that were originally as tough as steel wire were vulnerable to the Nichirin knife's chops, like butter meeting a hot knife.
"We must retreat first!" The wizard did not admit his failure and only retreated temporarily.
How could God be defeated by a mortal!
This time, Vine didn't object.
Is the vine a god?
Of course not, it's just an "ordinary plant" that aliens left behind in the Mayan pyramids - to aliens.The most special thing about it is that it has wisdom no less than that of humans.
Hundreds of branches separated from the main body and attacked Mike - this is the tail-cutting survival tactic that vines are good at.At the same time, the vines on the soles of the wizard's feet and legs were coiled into springs.
compression……
Then let go suddenly.
The wizard jumped up diagonally and fished at a low altitude.
The distance between takeoff and landing is at least [-] meters.
Mike leaned down and chased wildly. When a branch blocked the road, he cut it off. After running for a distance, he jumped into the air and looked down at the wizard, like a flying dragon in the sky.
"One knife style. Flying dragon. Flame!"
Mike held the sword in his right hand and placed the Nichirin sword behind his back. He held his right wrist with his left hand and slashed downward with the blade of the sword. He pulled Mike down and slashed like a flying dragon.
boom!
The wizard flying at low altitude seemed to have been hit by a cannonball, and his waist was slashed in two parts.
The two body parts hit the ground heavily.
Black blood.
"what!"
The wizard screamed, he was not dead, and tiny vines stretched out from the broken mouth, trying to piece the body back together.
However, a green flame suddenly burst out from the fracture.
"Ah!!!" the wizard screamed even more shrilly.
The green flame made Vine feel a strong existential crisis, and he decided to give up the wizard as a host.But the green flame is like a gangrene attached to the bone, it actively cuts off the branches stuck with the green flame.
Useless.
It's like being in a furnace. One fire goes out and another starts.
Soon, the vines were engulfed in flames and reduced to ashes.
"God? hatui!"
"The blue flame... is unscientific and has the effect of burning the soul."
Mike put the knife away.
After the death of the main body, the ramets also lose their vitality.To be on the safe side, Mike burned all the vines and zombies together.
"Sure enough, I'm afraid of irritation after putting on a show, and it's not cool to deal with the aftermath." Mike complained, mainly because the smell of decay was too terrible.
Inside S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Why is it burning? There's something wrong with the color of the flames." Fury asked.
"Ahem, maybe it can be explained in a scientific way. First, the violent friction between the blade and the air causes sparks. When the blade causes a wound, it ignites human body oils. Finally, trace elements in the human body cause a flame reaction." The answer was Simmons.
Fury: "Isn't that too far-fetched?"
Coulson: "It's similar to the principle of spontaneous combustion in the human body."
"Oh." Fury nodded, thoughtfully, "This kid looks less and less human. Could he be an alien?"
Coulson: "We have investigated it a long time ago and there is nothing abnormal."
"Check again, starting from three generations ago..."
"Yes."
Those tentacle monster vines were also the focus of SHIELD, but unfortunately they were burned to ashes by Mike.
After crossing a railing, Mike came to the sheep grassland.The Sheep Prairie was originally used for grazing sheep, but later it became a good place for picnics and field cannons... In short, the cleaners often took out used small umbrellas under the turf, especially early the next morning.
As he walked, Mike suddenly stamped his feet hard
There was a muffled groan from the soil.
Blood seeped onto the ground.
The killer lurking underground was trampled to death by Mike.
Just dig a hole, place a support, and lay some turf on it, and that's Earth Escape?
Want to eat fart!
Mike took out a loudspeaker, the one commonly used in "Jiangnan Leather Factory, the boss ran away with his sister-in-law".
"Hey, hey, hello, can you hear me?"
"I am your target, Mike Tang. Just call me Mike. Of course, I don't mind calling you Mike, dad. Just treat it as a few more sons and daughters... Ahem, just kidding, relax."
"I believe that the death of the wizard has persuaded many people to quit. Those who can stay either have a broken brain or are stubborn and have confidence in themselves. It doesn't matter. I understand. You are the best hotel killers in mainland China, and you are also the best in the world. Top masters have all experienced nine deaths until today, and being persuaded to quit with just a few words is not your style. How can you get away with it after you say it, right?"
"Don't worry, I'm not persuading, but begging. Please come out all at once. One by one, you will be under great psychological pressure, and I will be annoyed too. How about we come together?"
The sound quality of the inferior loudspeaker is harsh, and Mike's words must also be very harsh...
silence.
The night wind is cool.
About 10 minutes later, the killers appeared one after another.
Several ninjas in black.
A strong man with bullets hanging all over his body, more than two meters tall and as tall as an iron tower, then stood up.
Masked man wearing exoskeleton armor.
A strong Asian with a nine-headed dragon tattooed on his body.
Medieval knight wearing plate armor.
A native covered in oil paint and holding a spear.
A fat nerd holding a joystick remote control.
And...Deadpool in a red and black tights?
Deadpool?
Deadpool!
Why didn't Winston Mao provide his information?
Mike had a headache.
Not afraid.
But annoying.
Deadpool is a famous candy in the Marvel world, whether it is movies or animations.People in the world call him "little bitch. bitch".
[Bei Zhu] is simply a text tailor-made for him.
Without too many words, the red and black uniform appeared, immediately breaking the wall of the fourth dimension, directly sputtering [Bei Shu] onto the Gouzi author's computer screen, covering [I Don't Want Candy] and [Bei Shu] completely.So much so that the chapter that was originally planned to be over 2100 words is coming to an end.
It's not the author's fault that it's short, Deadpool is responsible for the blame.
hiahia~~~
Oops, the author's bacteria has been infected!
"Pfft!" the wizard laughed, "With a lighter..." Then when he saw Mike lighting a cigarette, he put the lighter into his pocket.
Being so sentimental... is quite embarrassing.
Mike exhaled white smoke, "These zombies were still alive before they were parasitized."
The wizard was silent.
Mike continued: "Their clothes were so everyday, like they were taken while walking, cooking, playing... Look, there's a kid in a football uniform."
"That's right." The wizard's expression suddenly became fanatical: "It is their honor to become the nourishment of gods."
"But have you asked them if they want this honor?" Mike slowly drew his knife.
Obviously the vine armor is invulnerable, but the wizard felt a little panicked for no reason: "But you didn't show mercy to them before!"
"Because they... are dead and have no feelings."
The sword is the Sun Lun Sword.
"In order to deal with you, I spent five thousand dollars. In addition to fire, you should also be afraid of the sun, right?"
Seeing the vines shrinking back, Mike said, "That's just my guess. It seems I'm right."
"Five thousand dollars, I feel a little heartbroken. How can I make up for it...how about using your lives?"
"die!"
Dozens of sharp vines stabbed at Mike from all directions. However, the vines that were originally as tough as steel wire were vulnerable to the Nichirin knife's chops, like butter meeting a hot knife.
"We must retreat first!" The wizard did not admit his failure and only retreated temporarily.
How could God be defeated by a mortal!
This time, Vine didn't object.
Is the vine a god?
Of course not, it's just an "ordinary plant" that aliens left behind in the Mayan pyramids - to aliens.The most special thing about it is that it has wisdom no less than that of humans.
Hundreds of branches separated from the main body and attacked Mike - this is the tail-cutting survival tactic that vines are good at.At the same time, the vines on the soles of the wizard's feet and legs were coiled into springs.
compression……
Then let go suddenly.
The wizard jumped up diagonally and fished at a low altitude.
The distance between takeoff and landing is at least [-] meters.
Mike leaned down and chased wildly. When a branch blocked the road, he cut it off. After running for a distance, he jumped into the air and looked down at the wizard, like a flying dragon in the sky.
"One knife style. Flying dragon. Flame!"
Mike held the sword in his right hand and placed the Nichirin sword behind his back. He held his right wrist with his left hand and slashed downward with the blade of the sword. He pulled Mike down and slashed like a flying dragon.
boom!
The wizard flying at low altitude seemed to have been hit by a cannonball, and his waist was slashed in two parts.
The two body parts hit the ground heavily.
Black blood.
"what!"
The wizard screamed, he was not dead, and tiny vines stretched out from the broken mouth, trying to piece the body back together.
However, a green flame suddenly burst out from the fracture.
"Ah!!!" the wizard screamed even more shrilly.
The green flame made Vine feel a strong existential crisis, and he decided to give up the wizard as a host.But the green flame is like a gangrene attached to the bone, it actively cuts off the branches stuck with the green flame.
Useless.
It's like being in a furnace. One fire goes out and another starts.
Soon, the vines were engulfed in flames and reduced to ashes.
"God? hatui!"
"The blue flame... is unscientific and has the effect of burning the soul."
Mike put the knife away.
After the death of the main body, the ramets also lose their vitality.To be on the safe side, Mike burned all the vines and zombies together.
"Sure enough, I'm afraid of irritation after putting on a show, and it's not cool to deal with the aftermath." Mike complained, mainly because the smell of decay was too terrible.
Inside S.H.I.E.L.D.
"Why is it burning? There's something wrong with the color of the flames." Fury asked.
"Ahem, maybe it can be explained in a scientific way. First, the violent friction between the blade and the air causes sparks. When the blade causes a wound, it ignites human body oils. Finally, trace elements in the human body cause a flame reaction." The answer was Simmons.
Fury: "Isn't that too far-fetched?"
Coulson: "It's similar to the principle of spontaneous combustion in the human body."
"Oh." Fury nodded, thoughtfully, "This kid looks less and less human. Could he be an alien?"
Coulson: "We have investigated it a long time ago and there is nothing abnormal."
"Check again, starting from three generations ago..."
"Yes."
Those tentacle monster vines were also the focus of SHIELD, but unfortunately they were burned to ashes by Mike.
After crossing a railing, Mike came to the sheep grassland.The Sheep Prairie was originally used for grazing sheep, but later it became a good place for picnics and field cannons... In short, the cleaners often took out used small umbrellas under the turf, especially early the next morning.
As he walked, Mike suddenly stamped his feet hard
There was a muffled groan from the soil.
Blood seeped onto the ground.
The killer lurking underground was trampled to death by Mike.
Just dig a hole, place a support, and lay some turf on it, and that's Earth Escape?
Want to eat fart!
Mike took out a loudspeaker, the one commonly used in "Jiangnan Leather Factory, the boss ran away with his sister-in-law".
"Hey, hey, hello, can you hear me?"
"I am your target, Mike Tang. Just call me Mike. Of course, I don't mind calling you Mike, dad. Just treat it as a few more sons and daughters... Ahem, just kidding, relax."
"I believe that the death of the wizard has persuaded many people to quit. Those who can stay either have a broken brain or are stubborn and have confidence in themselves. It doesn't matter. I understand. You are the best hotel killers in mainland China, and you are also the best in the world. Top masters have all experienced nine deaths until today, and being persuaded to quit with just a few words is not your style. How can you get away with it after you say it, right?"
"Don't worry, I'm not persuading, but begging. Please come out all at once. One by one, you will be under great psychological pressure, and I will be annoyed too. How about we come together?"
The sound quality of the inferior loudspeaker is harsh, and Mike's words must also be very harsh...
silence.
The night wind is cool.
About 10 minutes later, the killers appeared one after another.
Several ninjas in black.
A strong man with bullets hanging all over his body, more than two meters tall and as tall as an iron tower, then stood up.
Masked man wearing exoskeleton armor.
A strong Asian with a nine-headed dragon tattooed on his body.
Medieval knight wearing plate armor.
A native covered in oil paint and holding a spear.
A fat nerd holding a joystick remote control.
And...Deadpool in a red and black tights?
Deadpool?
Deadpool!
Why didn't Winston Mao provide his information?
Mike had a headache.
Not afraid.
But annoying.
Deadpool is a famous candy in the Marvel world, whether it is movies or animations.People in the world call him "little bitch. bitch".
[Bei Zhu] is simply a text tailor-made for him.
Without too many words, the red and black uniform appeared, immediately breaking the wall of the fourth dimension, directly sputtering [Bei Shu] onto the Gouzi author's computer screen, covering [I Don't Want Candy] and [Bei Shu] completely.So much so that the chapter that was originally planned to be over 2100 words is coming to an end.
It's not the author's fault that it's short, Deadpool is responsible for the blame.
hiahia~~~
Oops, the author's bacteria has been infected!
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