Naruto, Konan: Don't make trouble, I'm pregnant

Yun Fan walked up to the second floor, put the computer on the desk in the study room, then went to the bathroom to take a shower, and finally lay on the bed and fell asleep happily.

As for tonight's dinner, Yun Fan had already eaten it.

That is grilled octopus balls with Mitarashi red beans.

Mitarashi Anko never imagined that Yun Fan would shamelessly eat and drink.

Shouldn't it be him who wants to treat us two girls to a good meal?

Yun Fan patted his belly and remembered what happened just now.

dinner?

I only have a dozen yuan left, so what should I use to treat guests with? Pants... Well, it doesn't have to be pants. I'd rather sacrifice my life to give you some advice.

Yunfan fell asleep after thinking about it.

A tree without its bark will undoubtedly die, and a person without shame is invincible in the world.

Yun Fan demonstrated this sentence vividly...

The next day.

morning.

Yunfan got up very early.

Because he was going to attend the induction meeting, just to show his face. After all, the number of jounin was still relatively rare, so usually new jounin would get to know each other.

Of course, they were all jonin.

The power of a Jonin is relatively large. In case of emergencies, various orders and tasks can be temporarily arranged.

Therefore, the importance of knowing each other among jounin is still very high.

Yun Fan went to the wash basin, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and briefly washed himself.

After that, he went to the closet in the bedroom, took out a Jonin uniform, put it on, then took out the Konoha forehead protector and put it on his head, then went to the bathroom mirror and combed his slightly messy hairstyle.

"So handsome!" Yun Fan boasted to himself.

After boasting, Yun Fan went to the door on the first floor, took off the shoe cabinet and put it on, and finally left the dormitory room.

In the morning, Konoha Village is filled with mist that has not dispersed, and the bright light is reflected through the early morning sunlight.

It's still early.

Yunfan didn't use chakra or taijutsu to engage in ninja running, flying over walls, and not being in a hurry.

Not long after he went out, Hatake Kakashi next door happened to open the door.

"Hi, good morning Yunfan, it seems that you have become a member of the Konoha ninja family." Hatake Kakashi greeted with a smile.

Yun Fan also smiled and said: "Kakashi, good morning. When I came back last night, you weren't back yet. Why did you get up so early today? After all, you already knew that Konan and I had joined Konoha Ninja. We met each other. It’s okay if you don’t go to the meeting.”

Hatake Kakashi shook his head relaxedly and said: "Yes, I don't have to go to participate, so I think I got up late today, and I was a little excited about reading last night, so I went to bed even later... ....”

"However, just three days ago (Three Days in the Mountain, Jounin of Konoha) used mental chakra to enter my brain and issued a notice, saying that the third generation Hokage has important things to announce today, and all jounin must come to participate today. This meeting... there should be something important to say."

After listening to Hatake Kakashi's words, Yunfan nodded. Although he did not receive the notification, this meeting was originally held for Xiaonan and me, so there was no need to notify himself.

Yun Fan smiled and said: "Kakashi, let's go there together."

Kakashi Hatake nodded and said, "No questions."

Afterwards, the two walked out of the Jonin dormitory area.

Yun Fan asked: "Mr. Kakashi, have you had breakfast?"

"no, what happened?"

"I officially joined the Leaf Village today and became a Konoha ninja. You are not allowed to invite...a treat?"

"Oh, it should be, then Mr. Yunfan, just tell me what you want to eat."

......

After the two of them had eaten and drank enough, they started heading straight to their destination.

This ordinary meeting to get to know each other was arranged on the top platform of the Hokage Building.

Although it is on the fifth floor, it is not a problem at all for ninjas who can fly over walls and climb over walls.

Yunfan touched his round belly and said with satisfaction: "Kakashi, let's go up!"

After saying that, Yunfan gathered chakra at his feet, and then walked up the wall of the Hokage Building as if walking on flat ground, like an old man with limited mobility.

It wasn't that Yun Fan acted like this on purpose, but that he had eaten too much.

As we all know, strenuous exercise is not allowed within an hour after eating, and even aerobic exercise must be done half an hour after a meal.

Hatake Kakashi watched Yun Fan slowly "climb" up. He said "uh" and shook his head.

"This Yunfan doesn't look fat, but he has such a big appetite..." Hatake Kakashi muttered.

After finishing chanting, Hatake Kakashi made a few ninja bounces and arrived at the platform of the Hokage Building.

Although the fifth floor is very high, the actual distance is less than 20 meters.

Therefore, Yunfan walked for a while and came to the platform.

Yunfan saw that there were already many Jonin standing on the platform, including Konan, Asuma, Yuhi Hong, Yamanaka Haiichi, Yamanaka Sansan, Akimichi Dingza, Anko, Moonlight Hayate and so on.

Who said there are only a few jounin? There must be at least hundreds of jounin... Yun Fan complained in his heart.

"Is this Lord Jiraiya's disciple?"

"Yes, according to my information, this is the case. It is said that when Lord Jiraiya was in the second world..."

"Oh I got it......"

The jounin began to discuss in low voices.

"Hello."

After understanding the situation, those people waved to Yunfan and said hello.

"Hello, hello!" Yunfan responded with a smile on his face.

Yunfan is a person who is familiar with others and talks a lot.

From talking about the sky to talking about the ground.

Left to life, right to ideals.

Yunfan can pull off whatever he wants.

Therefore, he quickly became involved with the jounin.

The time came to eight o'clock.

The Third Hokage walked out of the stairs at a corner of the platform.

At the same time, several Jonin came here stuck in time.

Damn, you guys, you guys are so stubborn about running out of time at work, it's easy for you to be late like me, it's easy to be late... Yunfan saw a few ninjas who were running against time to come to work, and he habitually complained in his heart. road.

Wait, why do I say it's the same as me...

Oh, I remembered. In my previous life, I was just like them. I was stuck in time to go to work. It didn’t matter if I missed clocking in for even one second. I had to be on time with an accuracy of 90.00%. Nine...

The words of the Third Hokage interrupted Yun Fan's thoughts, and he said: "You are all talents of Konoha Village. Each of you has your own characteristics, and you speak well..."

The Third Hokage, forget it if he sounds nice, it sounds weird... Yun Fan habitually complained in his heart.

"Now, let me introduce a new Jonin who speaks better... Yunfan, come out and say hello to everyone."

Yun Fan: "..."

Yunfan went to the third generation Hokage's side and went through a symbolic formality.

The Third Hokage smiled and patted Yun Fan on the shoulder, "I hope you will one day be able to understand Konoha's will of fire."

After Yunfan returned to the team.

The Third Hokage continued: "In addition to the talented Yunfan, there is also a beautiful Jonin. Both of them are Jiraiya's disciples... Come on, Konan, come out and get to know everyone."

Xiao Nanlian walked out at a leisurely pace and walked to the center of everyone's attention.

"Oh, I have to say, Xiaonan is really beautiful, her skin is so white!"

"No, according to the information I got, Xiaonan was born in the country of Sichuan, which has rainfall all year round. Her skin must be white, and with this figure, I feel that Xiaonan will be my future goddess!"

"Man, you can't do it. You can't control it. Let me do it. Xiaonan is my goddess!"

"According to my new information, Xiaonan is still single..."

"what!"

"my wife!"

"Go away! How can she be your wife? She is mine!"

......

There were a few lsp jonins talking, and they almost got into an argument.

Why does it feel like he has returned to the otaku circle in his previous life... Yunfan looked at those LSPs and was a little speechless for a moment.

Female jounin are very rare, there are only two!

Kurenai Yuhi already has her heart set on someone, and that is Sarutobi Asuma.

It is well known that the two of them have been childhood sweethearts since childhood.

Although Mitarashi Anko is single, do you dare to pursue her?

It's normal for your penis to be bitten off by a snake someday.

Only Xiao Nan, with his hot and cold temperament, is what all LSPs are obsessed with.

And the most important thing is that Xiaonan is still single!

As long as you work hard, everything is possible!

Konan gave a blessing to all the ninjas, and then stood again between the two female jounin, Anko Mitarashi and Kurenai Yuhi.

"Xiaonan, if you don't understand anything in the future, just come to me. My name is Ebisu, Konoha's elite Jonin, Keiko's Kei, Funny Bi, and Shoubi Nanshan's Shou. Remember, you must remember it. ....." Among the jounin, one of the jonins was wearing sunglasses and thought he was cool. He put on a cool look and said.

Ebisu, wasn't he an elite Jonin who was instantly killed by Naruto's seduction technique... Yunfan looked at the man in sunglasses who introduced himself. Even the tight-fitting clothes were all black... ...

Now is the peaceful era, which has led to an increase in the number of Jonin, so Yunfan didn't notice Ebisu just now. If he hadn't stepped out and introduced himself, Yunfan really wouldn't have noticed him.

Because it is impossible for Yun Fan to greet and get to know every jounin one by one. If there are hundreds of jounin, each one has to say two or three sentences. How long does it take to say hello...

Therefore, when the meeting ends later, Yun Fan will get a list with each jounin's unique number and name.

Yunfan only needs to remember the number and name. For the jounin he doesn't know, when he sees him next time, he can recognize the name by looking at the exclusive number on the jounin uniform.

Because the uniforms of elite jounin, special jounin, ANBU, and chuunin are all different. Everyone has a unique number on the back of each uniform, and you can tell who it is by looking at the number.

It is worth mentioning that genin do not have uniforms.

After Ebisu introduced himself, the other lsp jonins began to attack Ebisu verbally:

"Wow Ebisu, you are shameless!"

"Damn it, this guy is secretly hiding in the corner, it turns out he was just waiting for this opportunity!"

"We've been beaten!"

......

Mitarai Anko smiled and said: "You are really good at Xiaonan, you are welcomed by so many stinky men,"

Yuhi Hong also smiled and said: "Then Anko, you are actually very welcome, as long as you eat less, be a proper goddess, and don't let the snake bite them."

Mitarashi Anko immediately lost her smile, "What's so good about falling in love? It can't be used as food, nor can it fill your stomach."

It can fill your stomach... Yunfan heard Mitarashi Anko's last words and complained habitually in his heart.

......

"Ahem." The Third Hokage looked at the noisy platform, smiled, and then coughed dryly.

The jonin immediately fell silent.

LSP belongs to LSP, but it still needs to be serious.

On the silent platform, the Third Hokage said: "If we just welcome the two new Jonin, there are many of you, you can choose to participate in this meeting or not..."

"The Third Hokage, how could you not participate? If you don't come, we won't be able to see such a beautiful Jonin Konan!"

"Yeah, it's a good thing you came to participate!"

"Shit, what are you thinking about? Are you thinking about it?"

"I want you to take care of it!"

Those lps started arguing again.

Mitarai Anko said "Uh", she couldn't stand it anymore, she said loudly: "Can you wait until the third Hokage finishes speaking before discussing these things? I'm very busy and don't have time to listen to you guys. To be honest, I didn’t even have enough breakfast!”

The crowd fell silent again.

The Third Hokage smiled kindly and said, "It doesn't matter, there is still a lot of time anyway."

In fact, from the fact that those Jonin often interrupted the Third Hokage, it shows that the Third Hokage is a very amiable old man.

The Third Hokage continued: "Actually, it's nothing. According to Jiraiya's investigation results, Orochimaru seems to be planning a plan to destroy Konoha, and it is very likely that he will attack Konoha during the third stage of the Chunin Exam. Launch a general attack..."

The Third Hokage continued: "Yesterday, I had the same idea as you, but this time, it's not just Orochimaru."

"According to the intelligence gathered by Jiraiya, Orochimaru seems to have reached some kind of agreement with the neighboring country, the Sound Ninja Village of Tian Country. A large number of military capabilities have been prepared and are in a state of readiness, as well as our The allies and neighboring countries - Sand Country, of course, other neighboring countries - Taki Country, also support Orochimaru..."

"What?!" Everyone was shocked and furious!

Only Yun Fan was calmer. Although the results of Jiraiya's investigation were wrong, they were actually correct. It was just that they did not support Orochimaru, but that these countries were all controlled by Orochimaru.

In other words, these small countries all support Orochimaru unconditionally because of Orochimaru's power.