Naruto, Konan: Don't make trouble, I'm pregnant

Yunfan carried the computer host carton and monitor carton and walked happily towards the dormitory area.

Although there is no money again, the man's happiness is there.

The fun is over!

Yunfan left the computer sales area and came to the bustling streets, where there were all kinds of snack bars, various clothing and accessories stores, etc., everything was available.

Yun Fan joined the crowd of people. Whether it was couples shopping, ninjas who had completed their tasks and rested, or families hanging out, no one was curious about Yun Fan carrying the two cardboard boxes held high. .

Although it is eye-catching, no one cares.

"No one pays attention to me, which is the best thing for me, haha!" Yunfan pretended to be an ordinary person on the surface, but he was very happy on the inside.

Yunfan quickened his pace, trying to get back to the dormitory area as quickly as possible.

However, Yun Fan saw two slim women in front of him, standing at a stall selling grilled octopus balls. They were pointing and seemed to have placed a lot of orders.

The boss responded with a "Okay" and started grilling skillfully.

The octopus balls started out smelling fishy, ​​but under the boss's thumb, they slowly became charred on the outside and tender on the inside, and became fragrant.

Judging from the boss's technique, he has been doing this for many years, and his grilling skills are already superb.

"Xonan, you just came to Konoha Village. There are many delicious things that you don't know. For example, this grilled octopus ball is very delicious. I come here to eat it often!" Mitarashi Anko looked at the grill. octopus balls, wiped his saliva and said.

"Hongdou, you ordered too much. Even if you treat me, you don't need to order too much. I don't eat much." Xiaonan said with a smile on her face.

Mitarashi Anko saw Konan laughing, and then she felt relieved, and then said: "That's right, Konan. You tell me, you look good and have a good figure, but you don't like to laugh. This is not a waste of God's blessing." Well."

"The past has become a memory, eat what you should eat, eat what you should eat!"

"Last time, that guy Asuma saw me eating, and he kindly reminded me, saying that like Choji, the flesh all over his body would become firm... I really want to Sima beat him up, how did this guy catch Hong? His words are not pleasant at all, he is too straight!"

"I've eaten so much, and my figure hasn't changed much. Although it's not as good as yours, Xiaonan, the change is not big, so Xiaonan, don't worry, it's okay to eat more. There are so many delicious foods in Konoha Village, and you only have to eat a little more every day." Eat a little, how can this be done!”

Mitarashi red beans are something you can never eat without eating.

Xiao Nan smiled and said, "Okay, then I'll eat more today. It just so happens that I haven't eaten much today."

After saying that, Xiaonan seemed to notice something, turned her head and looked towards the road among the crowds of people.

Yunfan carried two tall cardboard boxes on his shoulders and retreated quietly, intending to find another way to the Jonin dormitory area.

Anyway, the roads extend in all directions, but the distance becomes a little longer.

When Xiaonan looked over, Yunfan's eyes also met hers.

When Xiaonan saw him carrying two cartons, her face looked a little ugly, and then she looked away.

Yun Fan smiled awkwardly. Xiaonan must have guessed that she used her salary to buy a computer. Would this make her feel that she was not doing her job properly?

Forget it, forget it, buy it all.

Yun Fan spent many years in the big foodie empire in his previous life, saw countless licking dogs and thin dogs, and knew the importance of sealing the heart with cement!

Moreover, Yunfan knew that he and Xiaonan were ordinary friends at best.

Yunfan wouldn't indulge in that kind of feeling good about himself. It's impossible that just because he saved Xiaonan, others would definitely throw themselves into his arms, right?

At that time in Yuyin Village, the reason why Yunfan chose to save Xiaonan was not necessarily because she was beautiful.

Although this is also a reason, in fact, I still don't want Xiaonan to die.

When Konan found out that Yahiko was dead, Nagato was unconscious, and Jiraiya was the murderer of the village, she was actually ready to die.

There is nothing greater than death, nothing worse than this.

That's why Yunfan told Xiaonan the truth about Jiraiya and explained to her that Jiraiya was not the murderer, but Madara Uchiha was the initiator and Obito Uchiha was the accomplice.

Madara Uchiha planned everything, and he was confident enough that he was even 100% sure that Nagato, who activated the Samsara Eye, would hate Jiraiya and hate this world!

Then, it is a certainty that Nagato will resurrect himself.

Uchiha Madara feels that as long as Uchiha Obito follows his plan and layout, Nagato will definitely resurrect him!

Because Uchiha Madara told Uchiha Obito that Nagato will definitely hate this world very much. Even his favorite teacher Jiraiya is a wolf-hearted person and will only want to destroy this world.

At this time, all you need to do is tell Nagato that [Heretic: The Innate Technique of Reincarnation] can resurrect the demon that destroyed the world, and the world will be destroyed by this demon.

In this way, as long as Nagato activates the Samsara Eye, he will most likely use the [Reincarnation Technique] out of hatred, and that demon is - Uchiha Madara.

I have to say that Uchiha Madara's plan and layout are really perfect.

Not only did he get the [Heretic Golem] with the Samsara Eye, but he himself could be resurrected.

And when the powerful Uchiha Madara is resurrected, no one in this world will be his opponent.

Capturing one to nine tails, for Madara Uchiha, was as easy as eating and drinking.

However, Uchiha Obito did not fully implement the plan given to him by Uchiha Madara because he wanted to create a world with Lin.

Therefore, he didn't want to resurrect Uchiha Madara, so he improved his plan.

Uchiha Obito felt that he needed manpower, so he founded the Akatsuki Organization.

Then when Nagato activated the Samsara Eye, he made him the leader of the Akatsuki organization, while he hid behind and controlled everything.

Because Uchiha Obito didn't want to wait until Lin was resurrected to let her know that he had planned all this, otherwise Lin would be very sad, very sad.

Uchiha Obito knew Lin's character very well.

However, Uchiha Obito's series of plans all came to nothing when the time traveler Yunfan arrived.

Uchiha Obito had no choice but to come forward in person, start hunting tailed beasts, and implement the great Eye of the Moon plan!

Closer to home.

Even if Yun Fan knew the plot, he didn't know these detailed plans.

He only knew that Uchiha Madara was the instigator, Uchiha Obito was the accomplice, and Jiraiya would not be the murderer of the village.

However, for Yunfan, it was enough.

Now Xiaonan not only likes Konoha Village, but also doesn't have those very sad emotions.

Girls who love to laugh are more beautiful.

......

When Xiaonan looked back, Yunfan nodded to her shamelessly and said hello.

When Yunfan saw that Xiaonan was ignoring him, he wished for it and stepped back faster, intending to quickly get away from the sight of Xiaonan and Mitarashi Anko.

Xiaonan didn't care. Even if she knew that she bought a computer and didn't practice to refine chakra and exercise, she wouldn't say anything.

Anyway, most of my skills are long-range spellcasting and necromancy, so why engage in melee combat!

However, red beans are different.

When Hong Dou goes to introduce herself tomorrow, she learns that she bought a computer and became a colleague. Although she will not be punished because there is no rule that ninjas cannot play with computers, her favorability will definitely drop a lot.

Becoming a ninja has only one purpose, and that is to practice, practice, and practice again!

Obviously, Yunfan violated the tenets of ninjas.

It is equivalent to violating the customs and habits of this world.

Either you don't want to become a ninja, or if you become a ninja, you have to practice to become stronger and protect your family and country!

Therefore, Yunfan cannot let Hongdou discover him.

However... Yun Fan was still discovered.

"Hey, Konan, isn't this the guy you often talk about?" Mitarai Anko noticed Konan's abnormality, so she turned her head and looked around, and saw the conspicuous Yun Fan, so she asked Konan.

......

Yun Fan kept walking backwards, and passers-by could only avoid this troubled guy.

After Yunfan backed up a certain distance, he was about to turn around and leave the street quickly when he heard Mitarai Anko chasing after him.

She grabbed Yun Fan's arm, "You should have discovered Xiaonan, and you ran away without saying hello?"

Yun Fan could only stop, turned around, and said, "Haha, I've already said hello."

"Men are just dishonest. I have been standing with Xiaonan. Don't you know if you said hello or not?" Anko Mitarashi looked at Yunfan and said as if he was a fool.

Mitarashi Anko turned her head and looked at Konan who was walking slowly towards her, and then asked: "Konan, did he just say hello to you?"

Konan did not answer Mitarashi Anko's question, but said: "Anko, let him go."

"A man needs to be trained well. If I hadn't seen that you always care about this guy, we already have many single men in Konoha Village. For example, that guy Kakashi Hatake has been single for I don't know how many years." Mitarashi Anko He said as if he was teaching by words and deeds.

Training?Yun Fan felt that men need to be tougher, so he turned around, looked at Mitarashi Anko, and said toughly: "How can a man be trained? Didn't I just buy a computer? Did I commit a heinous crime? Can’t do it?”

"Um, what are you talking about... No, you are not a ninja. Why did you buy a computer?" Anko Mitarashi admired Yunfan's brain circuit.

"Isn't it okay to play games?" Yun Fan confessed directly.

"Okay, no one said no." Mitarashi Anko said calmly.

Yun Fan was stunned for a moment, "Didn't it say that ninjas can't use mobile phones and computers?"

Mitarai Anko said "Uh", "As long as we enter the ninja school, we are not allowed to touch mobile phones or computers because we are afraid that these things will affect our studies."

"After all, we ninjas learn different things from ordinary people. If you don't practice hard and make yourself stronger, then why did you enter the ninja school?"

"And parents cannot force their children to choose which school. The decision lies with the children. It depends on which school you like."

"Because they like to go to ninja schools, they all want to be ninjas. Gradually, it became a custom that ninjas can't play with mobile phones or computers."

"You are so strong, which means you must have worked very hard. It's okay to play on the computer. Why, are you afraid that we will kill you?"

Mitarai Anko explained in series.

Yun Fan was stunned for a moment, "In other words, I can buy mobile phones and computers at will?"

"That's right, no one will say anything about you." Mitarashi Anko nodded.

"Damn, it turns out I misunderstood everything!" Yun Fan finally understood the cause and effect.

What the mobile phone owner said was similar to what Hongdou meant, but it didn’t have the details of Hongdou, so I misunderstood it.

Xiaonan said that she didn't want me to buy a mobile phone or a computer because she didn't want me to spend my energy on these things and work hard to become stronger. It was because she had the idea of ​​​​wanting me to be Hokage at that time.

Therefore, I thought it was treasonous for a ninja to buy a computer or mobile phone...

"The ninja rule is that you cannot wear a mobile phone when on a mission because you are afraid of exposing your position. It does not stipulate that you cannot play with your mobile phone or computer at other times." Anko Mitarai explained again.

Got it, got it, that means you can't use your mobile phone during working hours... Yunfan complained in his heart.

"Konan said, you should have become a jounin of Konoha today and received your salary, right? Why don't you hurry up and treat us two girls." Mitarashi Anko said with a smile.

Your calculation is really loud... Yun Fan smiled and said: "Next time, next time, I will spend all my salary..."

"What, tens of thousands of yuan in salary, not a penny left?" Mitarai Anko said in shock.

She then asked: "Wouldn't it be enough for a computer to cost only two or three thousand?"

Yun Fan said: "Two or three thousand can only buy a low-profile one. Mine is a high-profile one, so it's a bit more expensive."

Mitarashi Anko said "Uh", pulled Konan to the other side, and whispered: "Konan, this man is unreliable at first glance. Don't like him anymore. He can't support you at all!"

......

Finally, Yunfan returned to the Jonin dormitory area, and he came back in a swaggering manner.

After learning Mitarai Anko's explanation, Yunfan no longer needed to be sneaky.

Except that you are not allowed to play with mobile phones or computers during working hours, no one will supervise you the rest of the time.

In the final analysis, I still misunderstood everything.

On the streets, those ninjas wandering around were not at work, but the reason why they were not playing with their mobile phones was because they had restrained themselves from the habit they had developed since childhood.

Moreover, for ninjas, mobile phones and computers are not as gorgeous as ninjutsu.

But Yunfan is different. He is not from this world, so he naturally has other hobbies.

Yun Fan carried two cardboard boxes and walked outside the wooden door of 11-11.

"Welcome back, Yunfan!"

"Warm reminder, you can set the door opening prompt voice."

The mechanical female voice said.

Yun Fan walked into the house.

As long as you check in successfully, you don't need a key or access card. The smart access control will use face recognition.

The access control card is only used to register information. After registration, it has become a waste card.

What a scary day.