Maoshan Ghostbusters

<!--The beginning of the chapter content-->When I was out of the game, I realized that it was dark all around.

Even if I bought cakes, I don't know when it is already dark.

I yelled Lu Yuanzi a few times, and no one answered me, **** fat lady, fooling me for a long time, and no one was seen again. I curse her for not being able to marry in this life.

I sighed, only to find that my already hungry chest was touching my back.

Where am I?

It's pitch black all around, what kind of **** school is this damn, there isn't even a street light at night. What **** noble school, in order to save electricity, even the street lights are reluctant to turn on. I scolded angrily, but there was still no one.

Even at night, there should be people and lights.

But there is nothing.

I want to know what time it was. I touched my pocket and remembered that the mobile phone was in the schoolbag, and the schoolbag was in the second and third class classroom.

I wanted to go back to the classroom, but I gave up. First, I was not familiar with it. Second, there were no lights everywhere. I lost it. Third, if someone else’s teaching building locks the door at night.

Thinking of these three points, I still chose to give up.

The curvy moon in the sky seems to laugh at my loneliness. With the indistinct light of the hairy moon, I can vaguely distinguish that this place should be beside the school flowerbed. I remember the fountain, which is the one with many fish and birds. .

In the moonlight, I saw the little fish swimming happily, and my heart became even more angry. I picked up a stone and threw it in, scaring them away.

What kind of world is this, even the little fish can live happily, but I am the only one who is hungry now, and there is no place to sleep, smelly little fish, you dare to swim out again, be careful that I catch you and eat it raw.

The most annoying thing is that the mobile phone is not around, and there is no chance to make a call to cry to my mother.

I feel very wronged.

If I didn't transfer school, I would have eaten enough now, lying in bed and dreaming of Zhou Gong. It's all because of my mother. Is this school for people?

In the moonlight, I saw a long chair next to the fountain, unconsciously walked over, sat down, lay down on my back, yes, sleep on this chair tonight. It's my bad luck, anyhow there is a chair to make do with it.

I thought I would be able to fall asleep immediately after lying down, but my groaning belly reminded me that there was no dripping water from noon to now, and the chair was panicking.

Sure enough, it was a long night and I didn't want to sleep.

Just as I was tossing and turning on the bench, I suddenly heard a melodious flute. At the same time, the garden lit up instantly, and the light from those antique lanterns reflected the garden more beautifully.

I sat up in surprise and found that the garden was full of people at some point.

These people are all dressed in ancient costumes. The women wore long skirts of various colors, flung their sleeves, and danced to music. The men in long robes looked like monks, and the majestic generals in armor.

Sitting in the center was a noble lady with a dignified face. She was wearing a yellow robe with embroidered golden silk, her head covered with beaded green and jingle, she looked very noble. The long table in front of the woman was full of fresh fruits and fine wines.

The woman is full of beauties of all colors, and it is not an exaggeration to describe it as a cluster of flowers. The beauties competed to toast the lady.

What's the situation? I will not travel to ancient times, am I?

Looking at the lingering fresh peaches and attractive grapes, and smelling the aroma of the amber wine, I felt even more hungry.

I think everyone knows how hungry a person feels when he sees food.

I wish I could pounce on the food on the table immediately, but the remaining reason told me that it would be rude to do so.

The most important point is that I don't know who these guys are. It feels like they suddenly appeared in the garden. Are they monsters or foxes or a mirage that appeared to me so hungry?

After thinking about it again and again, I decided to swallow back, the cat is here, and watch the change.

I thought I was hiding here, no one would find me.

A woman with the appearance of a maid approached the lady and didn't know what she said. Seeing that they were pointing in my direction, she might have found me.

I couldn't help being frightened. They found out what would happen to me afterwards. Various ancient legends about monsters and fox fairy rushed to my heart. I felt my feet soft, and my body moved unconsciously into the shadow of the tree.

But looking at their expressions, they didn't look malicious.

After the little maid was talking with the lady, she ran straight to me and bowed to me, "This mate, why sit alone? Today is the third day of the third lunar month, the birthday of the queen mother and the empress, and the immortals are helping the empress to celebrate her birthday. Get up."

Queen Mother? I'm really dumbfounded, wouldn't it be true?

That lady is actually the queen mother!

Those people are all gods?

I pinched myself hard, not dreaming. Not far away, there were loud voices, extraordinary singing and dancing, and lively tightness. The little maid in front of me was looking at herself with a smile, waiting for my reply.

I glanced over there, and it seemed that many people had spotted me. They are beckoning to me, beckoning me to pass.

Did I really meet a god?

I was just stunned, and the little maid was anxious, "This mate, please go and sit there."

I slapped my thighs, gotta take care of the immortals and monsters, Ben Shao hungry on his chest and back, there are so many delicious foods over there, let me fill my stomach first.

The little maid led me to sit down in an empty seat, and the queen mother nodded slightly, and I responded with a smirk.

During the dinner, a purple-clothed woman gave a high-five, and the beautiful women who had just danced stopped abruptly and retreated lightly.

A group of warriors armed with shields and spears appeared on the stage, and the music became surging. The warriors jumped or fought with the sound of the music. The warriors marched and retreated. Shields and spears struck each other, sounding sound, just like ancient military exercises.

Although the performance was wonderful, I did not want to appreciate it. I was so hungry that I grabbed a birthday peach and stuffed it in my mouth. It is said that this is a fairy peach. From which life I have cultivated the blessing, I can actually eat the birthday peach of the queen mother , I was grateful to myself, and opened my mouth to bite.

I thought I would taste a mouthful of fresh and juicy peach flesh, who knew that the taste of this fairy peach was like steamed buns. It was very noisy and soft on the bite. The taste was slightly sweet, and there was no juice. The taste of this fairy peach is really not how is it. When I bite into the middle, I realized that the peach had no seeds.

Is this fairy peach seedless? I wanted to hold on to the little maid Gang to ask, but I was worried about Lu Ji, so it was fine.

Xiantao disappointed me. I grabbed another grape and stuffed it into my mouth. This time it tasted even stranger. The grapes had no seeds or juice. They chewed very vigorously and reminded me of grape-flavored gum. The grapes of these gods are also really strange.

I patronized and ate and chewed, suddenly raised my head, and found that everyone was looking at me, even the gang of warriors who were training were looking at me. I don’t know who was the one who laughed first, as if it was the little girl taking the lead. Laughing, then, they all laughed.

All of them are laughing.

I'm trapped again. Is the way I eat so funny? Even though I am extremely hungry, I eat indecently and gorgeously, so I won't make people laugh like this, right?

I couldn't bear it, and grabbed the little maid and asked, "What are they laughing at? Why do fairy peaches taste the same as steamed buns? The grapes fairy eat are the same as our chewing gum?"

Who knows, it's okay if you don't ask, at this question, the little maid's laughter burst into tears.

The Queen Mother also smiled and cocked her mouth.

The beautiful women around the Queen Mother trembled with laughter, the samurai rolled on the ground laughing, and the music stopped.

Damn it, have they all taken laughter pills?

Even if it is a god, it would be too much to bully me like a mortal.

I stood up angrily and walked towards the queen mother, intending to be fair to the old woman.

When I got closer, I discovered how the queen mother’s wide forehead, overly bright lipstick, and a mole under the corner of her mouth looked so familiar.

Unexpectedly, the queen mother screamed, "Oh, I was laughing too much, my contact lenses are missing."