Maoshan Ghostbusters

<!--Beginning of chapter content-->Contact lenses?

Am I right? This queen mother comes from a fairy, does she still wear contact lenses?

"Okay, okay, no trouble, it's late, everyone should go to rest. Turn on the lights." The Queen Mother said, with a high-five, all the street lights on the campus were turned on in an instant, and it was as bright as day.

I was surprised to find out, where is this noble lady, what kind of queen mother is this, isn't this Director Pei of the Academic Affairs Office? Look at the little maid who led me to the celluloid. Take a closer look at those fairies and samurai who are all students in the school.

Suddenly I felt furious, "You are too much! Get together to play me? You will come to fool me with the Queen Mother's flat peach, Director Pei, you are still the master of the Academic Affairs Office, and you actually follow them to do this kind of thing."

Director Pei smiled nonchalantly, "Everyone just wants to give you a special welcome party, don't you need to be so angry." Then she bent over and looked for a long time on the ground, "Damn it, the contact lenses are gone. Big."

"Forget it, don't look for it, go to bed. Good night." Director Pei finished speaking and walked away with a twist.

"Welcome party? It sounds good. This is obviously playing tricks on me in disguise." I stared fiercely at Director Pei's back, and shouted dissatisfiedly.

Celluloid sneered next to him, "You are so stupid that you can't tell the taste of peaches and steamed buns, and you eat chewing gum as grapes."

Everyone laughed again.

"Maybe he is very hungry, so he can't tell." I don't know who interjected among the many wretched laughter.

I grabbed a peach angrily and broke it apart. It turned out to be a bun, but a peach-shaped bun. The bottom of the bun was painted with pink food paint. Under the dim moonlight and the light of lanterns, it really can be fake.

"By the way, the master in the cafeteria tonight is still very good, and the peaches made are actually the same as the real ones." Celluloid snorted and laughed wildly at me, looking upset.

"You are a girl, or a daughter born in a Kochi family. Is it really good to laugh like this? In my impression, only the aunt who sells vegetables in the vegetable market can laugh so unscrupulously."

The performance of celluloid at this moment made me wipe away the gratitude that she had generated during the reminder during the day. It is really a woman's heart, the cloud of autumn, and it will change.

My sarcasm finally made Celluloid's face turn greenish, "What do you say about me? Compare me to the aunt of the vegetable market?"

Celluloid rolled up his sleeves and walked over with his arms akimbo.

"Well, Lulu, it's late, you should go to bed. There will be class tomorrow." Gao Peng dressed as a samurai came over and stopped her.

When Celluloid saw Gao Peng, that fierce Yaksha face immediately turned into a soft, cute, shy peach noodle, and even the voice became tender and sullen.

"Well, it's late, and I went to bed. Good night, let's go, you are not allowed to stay up late tonight, I have to watch you for your mother, and she said that you always stay overnight without sleeping and tinker with those weird things. "

Gao Peng happily said, "Get used to it, why go to bed so early? I always feel that in just a few decades of life, sleep takes up half of the time, and sleep is a waste of time."

"Then you have to change it. Not going to sleep will affect your health." Celluloid said, and stretched out the pink little hand coquettishly, and touched Gao Peng's forehead with his index finger.

"I see, you are almost as wordy as my mother."

"By the way, tonight's show is very fun, I hope I can have such a good time this time next year."

"I think it's normal. Wearing this samurai costume is really suffocating. It feels so heavy. I don't know what material it is. It is not breathable. How hard it is for the ancients to wear this warrior."

"Director Pei's organizational skills are really strong, and an event drove everyone's enthusiasm. Let me tell you, I really want to dress up as a queen mother."

"You can't do it, so petite, the Queen Mother has to look majestic and solemn, but she's not cute."

"Hmph, are you complimenting me or hurting me?"

"Of course I praise you."

Seeing this pair of handsome men and women walking away laughing and joking, I realized that my stomach was still very hungry. The peach bun and a piece of chewing gum just now didn't matter to me who had been hungry for more than ten hours.

When I look back, there are any tables, chairs, and food in the garden. It turned out that I was in a daze. The group of classmates who moved the table just now moved the table, the chair moved the chair, and the plate was served. In an instant, The garden was cleaned up.

Not only are things cleaned up, but not even people are left.

Under the bright and dazzling lights of the campus, I stood just like a fool.

It feels like I went back half an hour ago. The difference is that the campus was pitch black just now, and the feelings of loneliness and hunger were the same.

Suddenly, I thought of a very real problem. I don't have a dormitory yet, and my luggage is still in the classroom, but there are no people around. Who can I tell about these difficulties?

Perhaps because of the light, the little fish came out in twos and threes to have fun. Seeing them so happy, I grabbed a stone and threw it in, "Don’t you guys be happy! You hate little fish, swim back, don’t come out."

The frightened little fishes scattered and fled, swimming into the depths of the pool and disappeared.

Seeing them disappeared, my anger disappeared a little.

I sighed, walked back to the long chair where I lay just now, lay down, and closed my eyes. After tossing me for a long time, I still have to sleep in a chair tonight.

Within two minutes of lying down, I felt an itchy nose and sneezed. I opened my eyes and found Lu Yuanzi squatting next to me, holding a set of bristlegrass in his hand. I immediately understood that it was her just now. Take that grass and stuff it into my nostrils.

As soon as I saw her, I stopped getting angry and didn't dare to attack, so I turned over and sat up.

"I said, Master Yuanzi, after I arrived at this school, thanks to you, your classmates, and the dean of teaching, I have not even eaten or drunk water until now. Just let me go, just treat me as a pity. Stop tossing me.

Let me stay in this chair until dawn. When I find a teacher to divide the dormitory tomorrow, I will take a break and recharge my energy. By then, I will not complain about how you toss me. Now I just ask you to make me well. Squint for a while. I'm hungry and sleepy now, I really don't have the energy to accompany you anymore. "

Lu Yuanzi chuckled, "Oh, it seems that you are really scared."

I snorted and turned my back to her. The bitterness after stepping into this school gate suddenly came to my heart, my nose was sour, and my tears almost fell.

Lu Yuanzi saw that I was sad, and she said, half explaining and half comforting, "Actually, everyone just made a joke with you. This plan was decided on an ad hoc basis. Originally, everyone said they would have a sorority party tonight.

The theme is the Queen Mother’s Flat Peach Party. Before you can buy peaches, the chef in the cafeteria will make steamed buns instead. This activity is not designed for you. Please don’t get me wrong.

In fact, when you think about it with your toes, you can understand that the Queen Mother’s Flat Peach Club is impossible to be held in a middle school in the world. The annual Flat Peach Club is held in Yaochi. The gods who receive invitations will go to the birthday party. The scene is huge. You can’t imagine that our entire academy can’t fit just the children brought by the fairies..."

I interrupted her angrily, "It's the same as it really is. Have you ever participated?"

I thought this would choke her, but she didn’t expect that she smiled slightly, “Of course I have attended, although I have no invitation, but I can participate as a child of Fairy Chang’e. I wanted to go to a banquet tonight. But your solo time is too long and it affects me to participate in the birthday banquet. This year's birthday peach can't be eaten."

"The child under Fairy Chang'e, are you familiar with her?"

"Of course, I often go up to chat with her, she is actually very lonely."

Looking at Lu Yuanzi calmly answering my question, I suddenly felt nothing to say, what on earth was she, she could go to Yaochi to attend the Queen Mother's birthday banquet, and also chat with Chang'e over the moon. I feel that my head is not enough for an instant.

I scratched my scalp and pondered for a long time. I suddenly thought of an even more incredible question, "By the way, I haven't asked you yet. When I entered the game and talked to someone's SOLO, it was obviously only after two o'clock in the afternoon, and a solo with only one blood at most It only takes ten minutes, how come it’s dark when I come out."

Lu Yuanzi smiled strangely, "You don't understand, the time in the game is not the same as the real time. The game should be faster, that is, if you let me use magic to put you in the game If you make a match, when you come out, two days may have passed."

"So that's it." I suddenly realized.

"By the way, you are so bad today. I'll take you out to see and see. If you're lucky, maybe you can get Shoutao to eat."

"Ah? Shou Tao?" When I thought of the big fresh peaches, my saliva flowed down immediately. "Where shall we go?" I thought that I didn't sleep tonight anyway. It would be nice to walk around. If I can get mixed up again It’s even better when it’s filling your stomach.

"Yao Chi."

Damn, it won't be true, I feel petrified in an instant.