Chapter 9 The Boss has a mental problem
After you have done your own business, then help me recruit people for these four positions, two front desks, one accountant, one driver, and one bartender. You will print your resume later, and I will send the people recruited by the company. The account number will be sent to you...
Lin Dong opened the soaked noodles, and started to eat them.
Downstairs is full of delicacies, such as prawn spring rolls, ribeye steak, extreme marinated chicken feet, rice-flavored hooves...
When Liu Mingyi talked about food, he didn't miss this area.
But he... has no money!
I don't know if the little girl in front of me would mind treating her boss to a meal.
Mr. Lin, do you have any requirements for recruiting? the HR manager who just took office asked cautiously.
There are no requirements. You just need to remember that we are a very young company, and the future is full of possibilities. When recruiting, don't hire people with more than one year of work experience, and don't hire people with high degrees.
It stands to reason that it is difficult for people like front desk drivers and bartenders to affect the overall situation of the company.
But what if?
Doesn't the sweeping monk also have no official establishment?
Is it okay for someone like me who hasn't graduated yet? Chen Xiaoman asked.
Hey, you haven't graduated yet, so are you an adult? Lin Dong was surprised, he didn't seem to have looked carefully just now.
I'm a senior and I'm starting to look for a job.
I really want to cry, how should such a company be evaluated, what is the boss's criteria for recruiting people?
Senior year is pretty good. I'm a junior. If you don't mind, start working today.
After Lin Dong drank the last sip of soup, he felt that he finally had something in his stomach.
Boss Lin, I'm afraid I can't do well.
I like you. Lin Dong walked away with the instant noodle box in his hand.
If you really can do well, it will be my turn to be afraid, okay?
Lin Dong may not know that in the eyes of the first employee he recruited, he has already been equated with mental illness.
Dazed, Chen Xiaoman took over nearly 4,000 resumes.
While searching on Qiandu, how to recruit talents without being cheated, how to recruit a new employee and so on.
At the same time, according to the boss's instructions, those with a bachelor's degree or above will be removed, and those with a full year of work experience will be removed.
This is much easier.
The front desk recruited two very beautiful ladies.
Not only beautiful, but also twins.
One is Qin Baoer and the other is Qin Beier.
People from Beifu, if she thinks they are beautiful, they are so beautiful.
There are very few people who come to apply for drivers.
Among the few resumes that Chen Xiaoman had, he picked Tian Dazhuang, a soldier who had driven a car in the army.
Bartender Wang Shuo only has a high school education.
The reason why he can stand out is not how well the wine is mixed.
Just because he looks more handsome.
Then there is finance.
Chen Xiaoman was selfish when recruiting for this position.
She sent a message to her cousin Shi Shanshan, who has worked for three years and has a master's degree and membership certificate.
Cousin, are you still planning to change jobs now?
Why should I change jobs when I work in the world's top 500 companies?
Didn't you say that you hate the intrigue in your office, do you want to come to our company?
Hey, you found a job, which one?
K... Kleist Culture Media, um, that's the name.
I've never heard of it, Man Man, you probably just found a company, but your major is indeed quite a headache.
I'm working as a HR manager now, helping the boss recruit people.
Uh, how is the treatment?
Standard five days and eight hours with absolutely no overtime, monthly salary of 35,000, 16 salary and year-end bonus, how about it?
Pfft, girl, you have been spotted by the rich second generation.
It shouldn't be so. I think his eyes are more focused on instant noodles than on me.
Your company is really recruiting finance? What kind of treatment?
Hiring a financial manager, the salary is higher than mine. The monthly salary is 55,000, which is also 16 salary plus year-end bonus, but cousin, you are not qualified.
That's great, I'm only 18,000 now! What conditions do I need? I already have a CPA, but I still need a CISA?
Cousin, if you come to work in the company, you have to pretend to have graduated from a major, and you can't say that you have three years of work experience in a Fortune 500 company...
Girl, are you kidding me?
My boss has a mental problem, you know...
It seems that the problem is serious.
Cousin, if you are really willing to pretend, I can decide to put you on my boss's desk right now.
Pretend, you have to pretend, I'm going all out.
A few days later, the HR girl screened the resume, went through a round of interviews, and finally handed over the resume and interview analysis to Lin Dong.
Lin Dong looked through it and expressed his appreciation for Chen Xiaoman's professional ability.
Two identical technical school twins at the front desk.
HR manager who did not graduate from university.
Bartender with a high school degree.
The driver who just came to Beijing for a few days.
There is also a financial manager with only three months of work experience and a professional education.
It is completely in line with the principle of unreliability.
After signing the painting, these people all became members of the company.
Boss Lin... what does our company do? Chen Xiaoman asked boldly when this topic came up when he was chatting with his cousin yesterday.
Entertainment companies, investment in film and television culture, contracted directors and artists.
No wonder the salary is so good, but if I get 35,000 a month as a HR manager, it might be too much, I don't feel very at ease. Chen Xiaoman was a little worried.
Look, you have to manage recruitment, attendance, administration, and sometimes be my assistant. Do so many things. Is it too much for the income?
Not too much! Chen Xiaoman was convinced.
Lin Dong also thought about bringing the original owner's parents over, so he could do cleaning and cooking, and he would pay 30,000 to 50,000 a month.
Unfortunately, the system does not agree.
Lin Dong had no choice but to make another plan. We, the majestic king of wizards, will settle this matter sooner or later.
At that time, we will leave a thousand and eight million for their elders, and then go back to the wizarding world.
The employees started to work one after another.
When Lin Dong is free, he researches the things that can be purchased, and buys back as long as the system says it can be bought.
For example, the company signboard at the front desk, office equipment and green plants in the office area, tables and chairs that should be placed everywhere, etc.
Lin Dong's office is equipped with a computer.
High configuration, big screen.
After all, he is the boss, and the system is too embarrassed to let him use Pentium 4.
The empty bookcases also began to enrich, with astronomy and geography, history and culture, and more professional books on film and television art.
Just make a list and let Chen Xiaoman, the personnel and administrator, do it.
Mr. Zhou once said, only buy the expensive ones, not the right ones.
This attitude of spending money made the new recruits full of confidence in the company, and each of them was gearing up to work hard.
Of course, it's just a plan.
Because Lin Dong didn't give them any tasks at all.
Their daily routine is to manicure, daze, and doze off at their workstations with an average monthly salary of about 40,000 yuan.
But Lin Dong was not so leisurely.
He is frantically absorbing useful knowledge belonging to this world.
Reading history makes people wise, reading poetry makes people smart, mathematics makes people thoughtful, science makes people profound, ethics makes people solemn, and the study of logic and rhetoric makes people eloquent.
Lin Dong knows the importance of reading.
When he is free, he will also watch classic movies in this world, from the earliest silent movies to the most popular so-called 3D.
He will be moved to tears by The Story of Hachiko the Faithful Dog.
I will applaud the perseverance of the protagonist of Happiness Comes Knocking on the Door.
I will also try to figure out the vicissitudes and tribulations expressed in the movie To Live.
Dongzi, do you want to come to our opening ceremony tomorrow?
Someone sent a message on WeChat, opened it and saw this sentence.
A message from Zhen Xiaolong.
visit class?
This is not a class visit, this is salt in the wound.
Lovelorn for many days!
Brother, I still have to go to class.
This is polite refusal, polite refusal to understand or not.
He refused directly.
I dont go!
People thought why they offended you, the benefactor.
So Lin Dong declined this kind invitation—at least for Zhen Xiaolong, his starting point was to please Lin Dong, the benefactor.
Director Liu and Director Jiang said that they brought the whole crew to treat you to dinner.
Zhen Xiaolong said something that didn't seem like the truth.
Bring the whole crew to dinner alone?
My brain is flooded.
But no matter Liu Mingyi or Jiang Huateng, they all said so.
At least they felt that it was no problem at all to treat Lin Dong to a big meal compared to those employers who wanted to sleep with the female stars of the crew.
Where are you holding the opening ceremony? Lin Dong asked immediately.