How To Ruin A Love Comedy

(Poll results: I will release chapters as a whole and not in 2 parts, also I will be using Nim and not Sama. )

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During the short time I was at the bathroom, there was already a ruckus in the classroom.

“Yo, Miura.”

My friend had a mischievous smile as he looked at Miura’s drawing.

What was this guy’s name again? I heard it last time…

“Yeah…? Why? Watanabe.”

I remembered as soon as I heard Tetsuya’s reply.

His name was Watanabe Takashi.

“What anime character are you drawing?”

“Ah, it’s not an anime character it’s…”

“Anyways, you can strip her right?”

“Yeah…?”

“I’m going to come back after the lesson, so draw it by then. Okay?”

It seems like a request, but in reality, it was a command.

Miyuki was staring at Takashi who was bullying Tetsuya, with rage in her eyes.

I rushed into the classroom before she could step out,

SMACK!

I slapped Takashi in the back of the head.

“Ack! What kind of bastard…”

Takashi turned around while holding the back of his head.

Upon seeing my face, his face turned teary.

“Ken…! Why are you doing this to me again, like last time?”

“What do you mean why you bast… you jerk. It’s because you’re sitting on my seat without my permission I smacked you. Move out of my way quickly.”

“Really this son of a bitch…”

Takashi stood up, grumbling sincerely.

As if he was taking revenge on me hitting him, he kicked away the chair so that I couldn’t sit down.

I grabbed him as he was trying to return to his class.

“Gyaaaaaa!! KEN!! KEN!!”

Takashi, whose head was flipped around screamed.

His reactions are still quite dramatic.

It’s quite fun to mess with him.

“Put the seat back.”

“You son of a bitch…! I’m gonna really kill you…! Let go?”

“The seat.”

“I’ll do it…! I’ll do it alright… So just let go of me first… Hyaaak! Hurts! It hurts!!”

Once I put some strength into the hair I grabbed, Takashi screamed from the top of his lungs and stretched his arms out.

He barely managed to grab the chair by the head, and groaned as he turned it in front of my desk.

I finally let go of him.

“Go play in your own class. Don’t mess around in here.”

Takashi, who was massaging his head, raised his middle finger.

If I were you, I would have ran right away even if I hurt my pride, you superficial bastard…

When I threw him a snack that was in my desk drawer, his expression immediately loosened.

Such a simple bastard. Almost makes me wonder if he’s challenged.

After making sure that Takashi left the classroom, I turned towards Miura.

I glanced at his notebook and spoke passingly.

“You drew well.”

“Ah, thanks… But I would appreciate it if you didn’t take it from me.”

How come he grovels in front of Takashi, and talks back when it’s me?

Am I surprisingly comfortable for him?

Or is he provoking me because he’s ready for a fight against me?

Does he feel it instinctively? That I’m going after Miyuki.

I really wish I could give him a good squeeze, but lets be patient.

To capture Miyuki, it’s just the basics to get affection of all the people around her as well.

I don’t like that the target is Tetsuya, but I can tolerate this much if I want to clear up the negative karma I’ve accumulated.

I was chewing gum, when Miyuki came in between us as usual, so I shot her an annoyed glance.

“Did you come to nag me again?”

“Matsuda-kun, why are you so pessimistic?”

“What is it.”

“Every time I approach you, you act like I saw something I shouldn’t have.”

“That’s because everyday you come and try to give me life lessons. Go do your mother act to Miura over there. What are you looking at?”

When I grimaced at the chubby classmate looking back at us, he flinched and turned around.

And then Miyuki called me as usual.

“Matsuda-kun.”

When I hear that low sunken voice, I feel like I’m the one getting broken.

It’s supposed to be the other way around… This is a big deal.

(TL NOTE: Sorry I don’t really know how to translate this word. ‘조교되는’ I think the closest in this context is ‘breaking’ as in like mind break I guess. But if someone else knows I’d appreciate it if you left a comment.)

I acted like a child who was tired of his parents’ nagging.

“I understand. I just have to stay still.”

Miyuki, with a satisfied smile on his face, soon began to chat with Tetsuya.

An amicable atmosphere.

Completely different atmosphere than when she’s speaking with me.

I feel jealous. Should I just completely change my attitude?

Let’s not. Let’s stick to the plan. It’s been working pretty well so far.

But Miyuki. I haven’t swore once since then. Can’t you just compliment me?

Don’t you know how much effort I’m putting in?

It hurts… I’m hurt.

**

“There’s a strange rumour going around these days.”

The nurse was speaking while crouched, switching out my bandages.

I, who was staring at her chest bone with my head tilted down, asked a question.

“What rumour?”

“That you were doing a good job cleaning the bathrooms, that you’re focusing during lessons. I hear you even came during the weekends?”

“Is that a weird rumor?”

“It’s certainly not normal.”

When will I be free of this bully image.

“All done. Make sure water doesn’t get in it.”

“Yes ma’am.”

“Also put your gaze somewhere else.”

I guess she realized I was staring at her chest.

What can I do when it’s there to see.

Is there anyone who could resist looking at those mommy milkers?

I’m certain there isn’t.

Anyways, she knows her own charm and wore clothing which show off her chest… The pretense is too harsh.

I might target her as a sub heroine.

“You said you told the professor right?”

“Yes. How can I play sports in this state. I shouldn’t sweat.”

“Then rest here for a while before you go.”

“I understand. By the way teacher. Do you perhaps have a boyfriend? Or maybe even married?”

“Think of it as something you won’t have to worry about.”

Knock Knock.

A knock cut off the conversation in the nursing office.

As soon as the school nurse said to come in, the door slid open and Miyuki walked in with her PE uniform on.

Her large and loose gym clothes couldn’t hide her chest, and below her shorts you could see her white shins… (TL NOTE: Yes he said shins.)

I want to go lick them immediately.

“Good morning, Ma’am.”

Miyuki, who greeted politely, was welcomed by the nurse with a smiling face.

“Hanazawa? What is it?”

“Ah, it was PE class… I was looking for Matsuda-kun because I couldn’t find him in class… I thought he might have been here so I came and it seems I was right.”

The nurse tilted her head.

“Isn’t Matsuda-kun supposed to rest here? I heard he was allowed to miss PE class?”

“Oh… Is that true?”

“Yeah. Ask him yourself.”

I did not know Miyuki would be looking for me… This is an unexpected event.

Is she going to pay more attention to me now?

Did she feel that reformation was possible?

Miyuki, who walked briskly towards me, moving her long legs, asked me.

“Did you tell the professor?”

“Yes.”

“When?”

“I told him as soon as the break period started? He even told me he understood.”

“Is-is that so…? I guess didn’t know…?”

“Did you come catch me because you thought I was ditching class?”

“Not catch… I was here to lead you back…”

It’s really cute how she’s scratching her head like she’s embarrassed.

I, who scratched my nose with my hand, waved my hand towards Miyuki.

“I’m honourable, so just leave.”

“Well… I will leave… But I really can’t believe that Matsuda-kun directly told the professor…?”

“If you think I’m lying call him and confirm it.”

“No… I’ll trust you. And Matsuda-kun.”

“What.”

“I think you’ve changed a lot recently.”

This is what I wanted to hear.

It feels nice. But not enough to send me to cloud nine.

I had just compared the distance between Tetsuya and myself, maybe that’s why.

However, let’s not worry. If we just looked at the situation itself, it’s going very smoothly.

“Changed? I did?”

“Yeah. You haven’t been swearing, and done all the things you were asked to do diligently. The boys seemed happy that the bathrooms were clean. However…”

“However?”

“You are too… violent. I wish you would stop it. Earlier today, I didn’t enjoy watching you grab Wakanabe Takashi’s hair and… stuff. The molestor incident… I will count it as an exception. Since even if it was extreme, I was still really thankful.”

The fact that Miyuki told me to stop being violent, could be of very big help later.

I was friends with the “gangsters” of our school.

And they do this childish little Yakuza play.

Why not? You make a circle, you call the peers in it family…

If you beef with students from other academy, you can do gang fights. If they try to leave the circle, you stop them by any means.

And I was in a position where, although I am not the leader of the circle, I was recognized by the people who are affiliated with it.

That fact will be a useful weapon later on.

When I start hanging out with model students and gradually distance myself for them, they will eventually show their dissatisfaction.

I, who was forced to face that dissatisfaction head on, will be asked why I don’t hang out with them anymore. To which I will answer playing gangster has lost it’s appeal to me…

That will enrage them, and they are going to beat the hell out of me.

And then as I lay on the rooftop bleeding, Miyuki will find me after hearing the rumours.

She will see my tattered state and ask why I didn’t fight back.

Right then and there I will look Miyuki in the eyes and reply with this.

“You told me to stop fighting.”

After that, I will stand up with a groan, limping across the rooftop as I leave.

Won’t this give me tons of affection points?

‘Is it too delusional?’

Of course, there was no guarantee that things were going to turn out that way.

I have no idea how those bastards in the circle will react in the first place.

So lets just focus on getting more affection points from Miyuki.

If anything like what I imagined actually happens, that’s when I’ll put it to use.

I shrugged as I refuted Miyuki’s point.

“Shouldn’t you be complimenting me instead? I thought you hated Takashi?”

“Yes. I really hate him. However, he’s one of your closest friends. I was giving you advice from an objective point of view.”

“If I didn’t kick him out, wouldn’t he have kept bullying Miura?”

“No, that would never be the case. I was going to stop him myself.”

“Did you think you could stop Takashi, who enjoys when you talk to him because he can sexually harass you?”

“Well no… But I could call the professor…”

I have no idea how our Miyuki will survive this harsh world when she’s so innocent.

“It’s obvious what would have happened while you went out to get the professor. You know well exactly what kind of a guy Takashi is.”

“… That is true.”

“See. Be honest. You actually thought he deserved it right?”

“Matsuda-kun, do you hang out with Watanabe Takashi because you like him?”

She is changing the subject.

I guess she enjoyed seeing Takashi get hit.

Her feelings are quite transparent.

“I’m using him because he’s a little lacking in the brain.”

“Just like you?”

“…..”

Miyuki sometimes come in with an unannounced hook.

It means we’re that much closer than before, but I’m still flustered.

Miyuki spoke as she laughed at my dumbfounded face.

“I was just kidding. Thank you for helping Tetsuya-kun today. I hope that you two can become friends, instead of you bullying him.”

I have zero intentions of doing such a thing.

Wait no, as I improve my relationship with Tetsuya, I could also improve relations with you… I guess I could at least pretend?

“Must I do that?”

“Yes. Since you’ve bullied him until now, if you apologize to him sincerely, he will forgive you. Tetsuya-kun is very kind.”

“But I don’t want to?”

“I believe that if it’s the changing Matsuda-kun he will do it. Since class is almost over I’m going to leave. Rest well, and don’t skip the next class.”

Miyuki who spoke as if she was notifying me, jogged out of the infirmary.

Grumbling inside, I laid on the bed and half opened the curtains.

Then I spoke to the nurse.

“Teacher, I’m thirsty.”

“Go drink from the fountain yourself.”

I resisted replying with the words ‘I want to drink a milk-flavoured medicine from your medicine bag.’ and just closed my eyes.

***

TL NOTE: I really do wish we could have a milf in the harem 😦

Sorry if there’s mistakes I did spend a bit less time on this than the usual I think.

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