Chapter 42: Birthday-Man
Just like that, the next two weeks might as well have passed by in the blink of an eye since before I even knew it, my birthday had arrived, and although I had told Master I didn't find it to be special, I couldn't help but feel slightly excited; must be the child in me.
'My 16th birthday, huh? When I look back, it feels like it's only been a few weeks since I first met Master, and now I'm already a grown man, in both soul and body. Oh, how time flies when you're enjoying life.' Mused Alexander with a bitter-sweet smile as he shook his head and exited the bed, making sure to stay somewhat quiet since Talis and he shared a room.
Tip-toeing past Talis's large bird nest hanging from the ceiling by some vines, I changed out of my pajamas and wore more appropriate clothes for day-to-day activities; once finished, Instead of opening the door, I just used [Blink] to silently and instantly vanish from the room, appearing just outside my bedroom door.
Leaving the vicinity of my room, I headed towards the kitchen, and while doing so, I checked the sun's position to determine the time since, unlike Master and Talis, I'm quite the morning person, so I'm usually awake earlier than the two.
"Welp, just because it's my birthday doesn't mean I can't prepare breakfast for my lovely Master and best friend." Muttered Alexander as he wore his purple and black apron from his eleventh birthday, which surprisingly still fits, though it was a little tight on his large, sturdy frame.
Since today was my birthday, I figured I could splurge a bit and cook Master's favorite meal; a little ironic considering it's my birthday, but making Master happy is already a good enough present for me, so it's a win-win if I do say so. As I was cooking the food, the scent must've stirred Master awake as I heard her quiet footsteps enter the kitchen, causing me to chuckle since she acts a little like a child whenever I prepare this meal.
"Is it your birthday or mine? With this amazing smell, it's hard for one to decide." Remarked Lavender softly with a child-like smile as she inhaled the scent while approaching Alexander, looking like a little kid standing next to his big frame.
I was going to respond, but her words caused me to widen my eyes since, in the last sixteen years, I hadn't once told her a happy birthday, nor have we ever celebrated it; in fact, now that I think about it, I don't even know when her birthday is.
'To think I would claim I love Master when I don't even know something as important as her birthday; what an embarrassing disciple I am.' Thought Alexander in a mocking tone as he berated himself.
"Sorry, Master." Muttered Alexander apologetically with minuscule enthusiasm as he hung his head down in shame, his words causing Lavender to tilt her head in confusion since he was fine just a second ago.
"Sorry about what? Did you do something stupid and decide to confess on your birthday, hoping I wouldn't give you such a severe punishment? Cause if so, you've got another thing coming." Replied Lavender with an intense frown as she folded her arms while eyeing Alexander.
"No, I'm apologizing for being a mediocre disciple; throughout the years, not once have I ever congratulated you on your birthday, nor have I ever celebrated it; in fact, as shameful as it is to admit, I don't even know when your birthday is." Stated Alexander with a blush of shame, all while cooking breakfast, though his words caused Lavender to laugh.
"Hahaha, you got me worried, yet you're apologizing over something so insignificant." Said Lavender, laughing so much she leaned atop Alexander's firm arms for support, though her reactions only served to anger him.
"It's not a laughing matter, Master! I'm supposed to be your disciple, one of the closest people in your life, practically family, yet I don't even know when your birthday is!" Yelled Alexander angrily as he eyed Lavender, who quickly stopped laughing as she looked at the fuming Alexander.
"S-Sorry, Master, I didn't mean to yell at you; it's just frustrating that we've been celebrating my birthdays all this time, yet I haven't done a single thing for your birthday." Added Alexander apologetically as he calmed down before continuing to cook while Lavender lightly shook her head.
"It's fine; my response was a little inconsiderate as I didn't think about how you'd feel; however, you don't need to worry about such useless things. Do you know how old I am, Alexander?" Replied Lavender softly as she rubbed his back, attempting to comfort him.
"2376 years old." Said Alexander quietly, his words causing Lavender's eye to twitch, but she continued speaking.
"Yes, and although I don't like admitting it, I'm quite old; not many beings alive are my age or even close to it. However, having lived for that long, do you know how many times I've celebrated my birthday? Many times, too many times, as a matter of fact, I don't even remember some of them; that's how many times I've had them. The older you age, the less significance birthdays have over you since I know I'll have another one next year." Stated Lavender calmly as she looked out the window, feeling slightly melancholy about her future.
"Though the most important reason is that I don't like being reminded every year that I'm getting older; what woman enjoys getting older?" Added Lavender with a frown, her words uplifting Alexander's mood as he chuckled slightly.
"I understand your reasoning, Master, but it still doesn't make me feel any better; it almost makes it seem like I don't really care for you." Replied Alexander lightly as he grabbed some toast and placed it on three plates.
"Haa, alright, fine, since you're so adamant about it and it's your birthday, as much as I don't want to, we'll celebrate my birthday next time, which will be in eight months on the 6th." Stated Lavender with a defeated sigh as she shook her head while Alexander was overjoyed.
"Thanks, Master!" Remarked Alexander with a large smile as he reached down and wrapped his arms around Lavender before lifting her while embracing her in a tight hug.
"Fufu, I know you're happy, but could you please release me? As you know, I'm not exactly that physically powerful; if you squeeze any harder, it'll be difficult to breathe." Said Lavender with a gentle smile as she lightly tapped Alexander's cheek; although she was being slightly over dramatic, he was indeed capable of truly hurting her with his hug, of course, if he so wished.
When Master said that, only then did I realize I was hugging her, and thanks to my young body, the first thing I noticed was the sensation of her soft breasts pressed up against my chest, followed by my arms that were wrapped around her lithe figure; only now comprehending how truly petite she was compared to me.
"Ah, sorry; I was just excited." Replied Alexander awkwardly with a pounding heart and a blushed face as he released Lavender.
"Anyways, have you finished cooking the food yet? All this talking has gotten me hungry." Said Lavender with a smile as she eyed the three plates filled with food resembling fried rice and some toast.
"Yes, everything is ready; I had just finished preparing the plates, though the food is still hot." Said Alexander, though Lavender completely ignored him as she grabbed the only plate with no bacon and quickly took it back to the table.
"And there she goes, just like a child receiving a new toy." Remarked Alexander lightly with a shake of his head as he disrobed his apron.
Grabbing the two remaining plates, which were mine and Talis's, I took them to the table where Master was while setting them down before two chairs. Sitting down opposite Master, I began eating alongside her silence, though I enjoyed it; seeing Master's face full of delight was a gift.
Just as I was about to call Talis, I heard a door open, followed by a flapping noise, and the next thing I knew, I saw Talis flying from the hall and entering the kitchen only to land in one of the chairs.
"Morning, Miss Lavender, morning Alex; happy birthday!" Said Talis with a few chirps as she quickly began eating the food prepared for her by pecking it with her beak.
"Good Morning, Talis and I appreciate that you actually remembered my birthday this time." Replied Alexander with a smirk while nodding as he ate, though Lavender was so engrossed with eating that she didn't even register Talis's presence.
Unlike most days, it was a relatively quiet breakfast, not like any of us were complaining since we were enjoying the food I had prepared, at least until Master finished her plate.
"That was delicious; thank you, Alexander. Hmm, when did you arrive, Talis?" Said Lavender with an immensely satisfied smile as she looked at Alexander before finally noticing Talis.
"You're welcome, Master, and she arrived a few minutes ago, but someone was a little too engrossed with stuffing their face full of food to even notice her arrival." Remarked Alexander with a smile as he glanced at the slightly embarrassed Lavender.
"Well, you know how I can get when I'm focused on something. Anyways, since it's your birthday and not just any birthday, but your coming-of-age birthday, is there anything special you desire?" Asked Lavender while dismissively waving her hand.
Hearing her words, I set my fork down as I hardened my expression and gazed upon Master with utmost seriousness, although contrary to my outward appearance, my heart was beating wildly in nervousness since what I was about to ask was something beyond ridiculous.
"Yes, as a matter of fact, there is, Master." Said Alexander solemnly, his actions causing Lavender to furrow her brows as she intently listened.
Closing my eyes, I took a deep breath before opening them and uttering something completely crazy.
"I want you to take my virginity, Master." Declared Alexander in utmost seriousness as he started into Lavender's eyes, who had yet to process the words that escaped his mouth.