Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

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Luo Chen said with a smile at this time

"Speaking of Ruotuo Dragon King, there are also many irregularities in it, such as Fatuo!"

"But let’s focus here on another one of it"

"That's dancing!"

"Yes, as a dependent, Ruoduo Dragon King is as good at dancing as Morax!"

"Next, let's enjoy it~"

As he said that, he picked up the mouse and started to control it.

Tsk tsk, the dance of this Fei Tuo is much more exciting than the dance of Morax~

I don't know who those people are. What kind of reaction will you have after reading this?……

…

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Huh? Dancing again? I didn’t expect that this pair of gods and their descendants are also very good at talents~ (dog head.jp-g)】

【Paimon: Balanced development~ (dog head. expression)】

【Wendy: Hey, I just don’t know what this person’s dance is like?】

【Shadow: The same two hundred and fifty as Morax and Navilette before? Um, no, it's Erbaiwu?】

【Zhongli:……】

【Navelle:……】

【Nasida: It shouldn’t be possible. If it were, the light curtain should have put the three of them together.】

【Funina: Hehe, since the light curtain can say it emphatically, it must not be simple.~】

【Navilet: Ahem, I look forward to a wave of wonderful performances of the same kind.~】

【Tevalin: Yes, yes, it must be very beautiful. We have to appreciate it. (dog head expression)】

【Ruotuo Dragon King:……】

What to expect from similar exciting performances?

What appreciation?

I believe you!

You guys obviously want to see me for fun!

But dancing...

Thinking of this, Ruotuo Dragon King's previous confidence disappeared, and he felt a little uneasy in his heart.

Because it doesn't remember that it can dance at all.

Could it be that...it was forgotten due to wear and tear?

But when it saw the light screen starting to flash, it didn't think much and quickly looked over.

The same goes for everyone else in the chat group

…

Following Luo Chen's operation, the video appeared on the light screen.

【Morax, please look at me carefully~]

The background of the picture is the sealed place under the Fulong tree.

In the picture, Ruotuo is different from the previous lying posture.

At this time, it is in the same posture as a human being, standing on both feet and facing away from the camera.

At this time, it turned around slightly, and then slowly said

"Morax, please look at me carefully~"

After the words fell, a burst of BGM of"Dance of the Egret" began to play melodiously.

Ruo Tuo also began to dance gracefully with the accompaniment of the music.

…

The audience in front of the light curtain was eating melons curiously.

I want to see what kind of dance this Ruotuo Dragon King can dance.

Is it as abstract as the previous"Two Hundred Dances"?

But Rao had already made some mental preparations, but after seeing this... the piano player trembled and the tea spilled;

Zhongli couldn't hold back, and the wine in his mouth spurted out;

Paimon's eyes widened, The delicious food in her hand fell;

Funina was so excited that she knocked down the small cake next to her;

……

But they didn't care about the embarrassment around them, and kept staring at the light screen.

After confirming that they heard correctly, their jaws dropped in shock.

What the fuck?

Isn't this"Dance of the Egret" by Inazuma, the eldest lady of the Kamisato family?

Because the dance is so good, everyone is deeply impressed now!

There are even many people who watch the uploaded videos several times a day.

They had various ideas before, but they never expected that the light curtain would be like this!

Let a big guy like the Ruoduo Dragon King dance the dance of the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family...

This is just like the"Zhong Li" before, it's too outrageous!

How can this be connected?

While everyone was shocked, the video continued to play

…… in light curtain

"Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng Deng~"

"Deng Deng Deng Deng~"

""Deng, Deng, Deng~"

Under the melodious and emotional music, Ruo Tuo stretched out his short hands and began to dance selflessly.

Sometimes he swayed, sometimes stretched his legs, and sometimes squatted down.

Although the dance posture was funny, every move was perfect. It reflects its seriousness and intention.

It is all about its deep feelings for Morax.

After it turned around, the music reached its climax. At this time, Ruo

Tuo raised his hand with all his strength. For a second, rock ridges suddenly appeared around it, just like the scene when it was sealed. At this point, the music ended and the dance ended.

……

After reading it, no one came back to their senses for a long time.

Nothing else~

It’s so shocking!

If the dance of the eldest daughter of the Kamisato family is as beautiful as possible, then this scene is as abstract as possible!

If you want more sex, you have more sex!

It's as spicy as it is on your eyes!

Sure enough, there is no such thing as the most outrageous, only the more outrageous!

This pair of gods and their descendants is simply amazing!

…

【General chat group】

【Harry: I thought that the dancing skills of Fontaine Water Dragon King were already unmatched by Teyvat, but I didn’t expect that.~】

【Lawrence: Tsk, this dance, your Dragon King of Liyue is so awesome! (Thumbs up.jpg)】

【Swann: Well, although our Mondstadt dance is also very popular. But our Guardians of the Four Winds are indeed not as good as yours in this regard! (Thumbs up.jpg)】

【Erin: Mondstadt lost this time, so ashamed! (Thumbs up.jpg)】

【Effie: Although I am a big fan of Lord Villette, this time, I still think the Ruoduo Dragon King is more powerful! (dog head. expression)】

【Xavier: Ahem, indeed! This dance is absolutely stunning! In comparison, Master Navilette is still a bit worse.】

【Teppei: Yes, yes, I think it’s even more perfect than Ayaka-san’s dance! (dog head.jpg)】

【Ogura Mio: Ahem, that makes sense! (dog head. expression)】

【……】

If it were normal times, the people of Liyue would be extremely happy if they heard people from other countries saying they were ashamed of themselves.

But now...

I feel extremely complicated.

They really don’t want such admiration and shame!

The emperor’s previous inappropriate comments were outrageous enough!

Now there is another Ruotuo Dragon King here...

The people of Liyue are simply numb...

You know, before today's official review, they swore that there would be absolutely no improper reviews here!

And now?

Bang bang bang~

His face was swollen from the beating……

……

Kamisato Yashiki.

Originally, there was talking and laughing here, and the atmosphere was extremely lively.

But at this time... it became strangely quiet.

After a while, Yingmei, Paimon, Ayato, and Toma finally came to their senses.

But there was still a look of shock on his face.

This light curtain is indeed beyond their imagination!

Who could have imagined that Ruotuo Dragon King would perform such a dance?

Thinking of Fat Tuo's chubby figure dancing such a beautiful dance, several people looked weird.

It’s so inconsistent~

But after all, this is"Dance of the Egret"!

The real owner is sitting next to them!

So, after the four of them looked at each other, they looked at Linghua's position in tacit understanding.

At this time, Ayaka looked dull and confused. who I am? where am I?

What am I looking at?

Isn't this her dance?

Why did she see a fat monster jumping innocently?

What about her beautiful egret dance under the moonlight?

Ayato quickly became concerned when he saw his sister's appearance.

"Ayaka, are you okay?"

But Linghua still didn't move.

When Yingmei saw this, her eyes moved, and she probably guessed what Linghua was thinking.

So she smiled and comforted

"Don't worry, Ayaka"

"Although you all dance the same dance, Ruo Tuo is Ruo Tuo and you are you!"

"Even if you dance like this again, no one will associate you with Ruo Tuo!"

"Really...really?"

After hearing this, Linghua finally reacted.

He looked sideways at Yingmei, his eyes full of expectation.

"of course!"

Yingmei patted her husband, indicating that I never tell lies. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Upon seeing this, Linghua's uneasy heart eased a little.

Then she looked at Yingmei. Her face was touched.

You are indeed my good friend~

Thinking of this, she said with a smile.

"Ying, how about I dance"Dance of the Egret" for you later?"

"OK, then……"

Yingmei was about to nod in agreement.

But because the previous video was so impressive, Ruo Tuo's version of"Dance of the Egret" instantly appeared in her mind.

Thinking of that funny dance, pfft~

Yingmei couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Paimon:"……"

Kamisato Ayato:"……

Thomas:"……"

Kamisato Ayaka:Σ(△）[]

……

Hall of Rebirth.

At this time, Zhongli was numb again and again.

He originally thought that his inappropriate comments were over and he could relax for a while and watch Ruo Tuo have fun.

But I never thought it would involve him……

【Morax, please look at me carefully? ]

Thinking of Ruo Tuo's eye-catching dance, he felt a little tired.

He felt the light screen's strong ill will towards him...

Zhongli couldn't help but sigh helplessly.

Then he poured himself a glass of wine and started drinking it.

The bitter wine enters the throat and the heart feels depressing~

On the side, Hutao, Wendy, and Tevalin were also persecuted severely.

Everyone said they were blind.

But when he saw this scene of Zhongli, he suddenly laughed again.

Especially Tevarin!

For it, this is twice the happiness~ so cool!

So it was also ready to drink and have fun.

But then I realized there was no more wine.

Wendy was moved when she saw this.

Then he secretly poured the chewing wine he had obtained earlier into the empty wine bottle on the side, and then went up to it with a smile.

"Come on, come on, I'll pour it for you!"

With that said, Tevarin filled it up.

Tevarin didn't have any doubts, so he just picked it up and drank it all in one gulp.

But after drinking it, he immediately felt something was wrong.

"Huh?"

"This wine?"

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"How's the wine?"

Wendy became a little curious.

"Well……"

"It’s not the same as the previous wine, but it tastes pretty good!"

"It has a unique taste."

Tvarin savored it carefully.

"oh?"

"From this point of view, chewing wine is not bad!"

Wendy stared at the wine bottle in her hand with a look of surprise.

It seems like it really can't be wasted.

What?

Mouth...chew wine?

Tevarin: w(?Д?)w

"barbatos i……%！%%"

After expressing its inner feelings in a friendly way, it couldn't bear it anymore and directly took an empty wine bottle and vomited.

On the side, Zhongli and Hutao saw this and walked away silently.

……

Under the Fulong tree.

At this time, Ruotuo Dragon King sat down on the ground, his expression dull.

Good news: The person in the light curtain has indeed not left the sealed place.

Bad news: I danced an extremely abstract and outrageous dance!

Even it itself fell silent.

Thinking of himself in the video and thinking that everyone in Tiwat had seen this scene,

Ruotu collapsed.

"Ahhhhh, that’s not me!"

"I didn't dance for Morax!"

"Slander, slander!"

At this moment, it finally experienced the miserable state of Morax before.

Just like those who were criticized in the past, it will never leave with a smile.……

……

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Alice: I thought that"Lao Denghuahua" and"Zhong Li" were already the only ones in Tiwat in terms of immorality, but I never expected that there would be even more ruthless ones!】

【Funina: Isn't that right? This one is better than the other reviewees who made unfair comments!】

【Son of the Eightfold God: Sure enough, there is no such thing as the most heaven-defying one, only the more heaven-defying one!】

【Yingmei: A Ruotuo Dragon King, a Zhongli, Liyue is full of fuck elements!】

【Paimon: Hey, after finishing this job, Liyue will return to Sumeru~ (dog head. expression)】

【Hutao: Ahhhh, this is too harsh on the eyes. I am blinded. I will be sure to find Miss Ayaka’s original version of"Dance of the Egret" later to wash my eyes!】

【Navia: The original—Kamizato Ayaka? No, it’s God’s Word! (dog head. expression)】

【Xiaogong: Godly Huatuo? Miss Ayaka’s reputation was murdered again! (Can't laugh or cry.jpg)】

【Kamisato Ayaka:……】

【Barbara: Is this wear and tear? Too scary~ (dog head. expression)】

【Wendy: No, no, no, it's not wear and tear! In fact, this is the truth behind the sealing of Ruotuo Dragon King!】

【Wendy: It was sealed because it performed this dance for the old man, so it was so hostile to the old man! Thank you Light Screen for revealing the truth! (dog head. expression)】

【Navelle: That’s it, the case has been solved~ (serious.jpg)】

【Shadow: It seems that it was not unreasonable for Morax to seal it! (dog head.jpg)】

【Tvarin: Indeed! It's time to seal! (dog head.jpg)】

【Ruotuo Dragon King:……】

Looking at the barrage in the chat group, it became angry and cold.

That’s not what you said before!

What about Shui Yanhuan as promised?

What about the party we agreed to have together?

Now that I'm just dancing, I'm going to be sealed?

At this time, Alice once again showed her fun-loving mentality

【Alice: Zhongli, others have given you a special dance, why don’t you say a few words? (bad smile.jpg)】

【Yingmei: That’s right! When Linghua danced for me, I praised her repeatedly. Why don't you express your gratitude? (dog head.jpg)】

【Zhongli:……】

What did you ask him to say?

Say it looks good?

This is simply unconscionable!

Doesn’t it look good?

Ahem, after all, it’s Ruo Tuo’s special dance.

If he said that directly, wouldn't it hurt his friend's feelings?

Fortunately, this time, Mandrill!

I saw him speaking like a gourd

【Mandrill: Yours is Zhongli, not Emperor, so you asked the wrong person! Alice】

【Zhongli: Ahem, yes, that’s it! (Serious pg)]

Well done, Mandrill!

Well done~

When the others saw this scene, their expressions became strange.

Fengshen and Yanshen, two old fritters, just like to make this happen.

I didn’t expect that an honest man like you, Mandrill, would learn this trick!

I learned so badly from following those two guys.~

…… villa.

Luo Chen looked at the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room and felt happy in his heart.

As expected, these people were shocked by this dance.

In fact, there are many second creations of this type of"Egret Dance".

For example, Tvarin's and Borean Wolf's.

In addition to this dance, there is also a dance that is more abstract.

That’s Danger Party!

The outrageousness here can be regarded as the most outrageous among the two creations of"Genshin Impact"!

It's just childish for Xiaogong's father and Xiangling's father to dance together.

Mora and the original stone, the explosive tree and the freezing tree, Mondstadt and Liyue... these are the highlights!

It can really kill people!

"The response to this dance video has been good. I may consider uploading these videos in the future."

"Tsk, that must be interesting~口".