Genshin Impact: Comments on the opening of Yingmei, I broke my defense

Kamisato Yashiki

"I just turned 18~ Oh no, I just turned 500~"

"Huh——"

After hearing this, Paimon felt goosebumps all over his body.

You, a guy who is thousands of years old, just pretend to be young, but you still do this?

How disgusting~

Yingmei narrowed her eyes after seeing it.

Then he grabbed the little guy into his arms and raped him hard.

"oh?"

"Are you talking about my age?"

"I give you a chance to reorganize your language!"

Seeing the dangerous look in Yingmei's eyes and thinking about his future meals, little Paimon quickly began to flatter him.

"Where is there?~"

"What I mean is that although you are only five hundred years old, you will always be the youth and beauty of an 18-year-old girl.~"

"Ying is the cutest, Ying is the best~"

"The best in the world!"

"Fingtivat is number one!"

"……"

At this moment, Paimon simply used every word he could think of!

It can be said that I racked my brains!

But the effect is obviously very good!

Yingmei looked satisfied after hearing this

"Yes, Not Bad!"

"For the sake of your honesty, the three-day ban on using [Gourmet Tablecloths] has been lifted!"

Hearing this, Paimon's eyes lit up.

And this unexpected surprise?

In excitement, he slapped another series of flattery.

On the opposite side, Ayaka, Ayato, and Toma also saw this scene. It 's a bit dumbfounding.

What a living treasure.~

……

Light curtain.

Seeing Zhongli still dawdling, Yingmei was speechless.

"I'm almost fainting from hunger, but Lao Deng is still being serious."

At this time, the boss of Xinyuexuan came over

"You two stinky beggars, get out of here!"

"Sorry, we're leaving now!"

Yingmei said quickly.

But Zhongli was not happy anymore.

"Is this how you treat your guests?"

Yingmei had no choice but to hold the boss back, and then asked Lao Deng to pack up quickly.

After packing, the two of them went to the wild together.

"My dear granddaughter, my grandfather has been suffering from osteoporosis recently and needs more calcium supplements."

"Just in time you need to eat more vegetables"

"so……"

With that said, Zhongli took out a plate of green vegetables from the pile of vegetables he had packed and gave it to Yingmei.

Keep the rest to yourself.

Then he started eating like crazy.

Yingmei:"……"

But soon, something unexpected happened.

Zhongli suddenly ran towards the nearby jungle

"Lao Deng, what's wrong with you?"

Yingmei asked quickly when she saw this.

"My stomach hurts. I'll go to the toilet first."

Leaving these words, he ran into the jungle without looking back until his figure disappeared.

But then a smell came.

Yingmei 727 quickly backed away.

"It stinks, what happened to Lao Deng?"

……

Seeing this, many people in the chat group looked weird.

【Alice: Ah...the dignified rock god of the Seven Earthly Rulers actually urinates and urinates on the roadside? (bad smile.jpg)】

【Wendy: Ahem, old man, this is more or less that, let’s build a wall! (dog head. expression)】

【Shadow: Ouch~ Morax, you..., now I have even less appetite.……】

【Nasida: Come to Xumi next time. You can go to the toilet here easily.~】

【Funina: It’s so annoying.~】

【Ruotuo Dragon King: Don’t tell others that you know me in the future, I can’t afford to be embarrassed!】

【Hutao: Hey, guest, please be careful next time!】

【Yingmei: Hehe, I let you eat the food all to yourself, are you suffering now? (bad smile.jpg)】

【Paimon: The emperor must be suffering from some serious illness if he does this! (dog head. expression)】

【Zhongli:……】

What else could he say?

This is just great!

All face and pride are lost……

…… in light curtain

"What happened to Lao Deng?"

Yingmei looked depressed.

She thought it was just a temporary stomachache.

But she didn't expect that it had not improved in the past three or four days.

In desperation, she had no choice but to ask a doctor to take a look.

So she put her My friend, Barbara, Mondstadt's famous liturgical priest, invited me here.

"Lao Deng, Barbara is here, now you are in luck!"

Yingmei was a little happy.

But who knows, Barbara directly refused when she approached.

"no!"

"It stinks so much that it can’t be cured."

Yingmei looked helpless.

But she couldn't ignore Lao Deng.

So she took action again.

This time, she invited Liyue's famous doctor Baizhu to come over.

This man is really reliable!

As soon as he arrived, he rushed in.

Then She asked about the situation

"Doctor, how is my grandfather doing?"

"Don’t worry, it’ll be fine with just a minor surgery!"

Baizhu said comfortingly.

"Very good!"

Yingmei immediately felt relieved when she saw this.

Lao Deng, you must get through it!

After a while, Bai Shu came over with a smile and said

"The operation was successful and your grandpa is fine!"

After that, a figure walked out from inside.

Seeing this figure, Yingmei was dumbfounded.

……

Not only Yingmei, but everyone in the chat group who saw this scene was dumbfounded.

Damn it?

Morax turned into light?

What kind of surgery is this? northland bank

""Pfft~"

Ningguang was drinking tea (acfh) water.

But when he saw such a scene, he couldn't hold back and spurted it out.

There was no previous indifference and elegance.

It can be imagined that this scene gave him The shock she brought!

As for Zhongli... he fell silent again at this time.

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: Hey, ah this……】

【Paimon: What's going on? Zhongli turned... into Ningguang? ? (Shocked.jpg)】

【Alice: Grandpa has become...grandma? (dog head.jpg)】

【Ning Guang:? ? ?】

【Funina: Darling, isn’t this surgery too exaggerated?】

【Hutao: Hey, hey, even if you are competing for business with this hall master, why do you still keep me here? No, you have turned my guest into this? Atractylodes】

【Atractylodes:……】

【Bai Shu: Can I say I don’t know anything? (Dumbfounded.jpg)]

Although he can also perform surgeries, they are all minor surgeries.

How can such a thing be accomplished!

【Hutao: Humph, do you think this hall master will believe you?】

【Hutao: Qiqi, did you see that there are bad people around you? Come to this Hall Master quickly, otherwise you will become someone else when you wake up! (Serious.jpg)】

【Atractylodes:……】

【Qiqi: You...you are the biggest bad guy! (Shivering.jpg)]

She is just a little zombie.

Even if I have surgery, it won't be a big deal.

It's better than being buried, right?……

【Hutao: Hehe, this hall master is not a bad person. This promise is valid at any time.~】

……

In the light curtain.

After Zhongli (Ningguang) came back, he changed his previous situation.

Give all the delicious food to Yingmei.

And he ate vegetables.

Yingmei suddenly felt something was wrong

"Grandpa, how did you become like this?"

"My good granddaughter, eat quickly, I have to lose weight recently~"

Zhongli (Ningguang) smiled slightly.

Yingmei was not used to this, and couldn't help but look sad.

She didn't have such a grandfather who didn't fight for food with her.

So, Go directly to Bubulu to defend your rights.

"Quack doctor, it's all your fault!"

"My grandpa is not like this at all!"

"Give me back my former grandfather!"

Baizhu looked calm.

He said it was a trivial matter.

He could also give you a set of acupuncture treatments.

Then the scene changed and he came to an open space.

Bai Shu performed several Void Plane acupuncture on Zhongli (Condensing Light). After the treatment, the situation suddenly changed!

Zhongli (Ningguang) stood up and transformed into a huge ancient rock dragon lizard in the next second!

…

Seeing this scene, everyone in the chat group stared.

Damn it?

Changed again?

Or become an ancient rock dragon lizard?

Is this acupuncture so outrageous?

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In the Light Curtain

"how so……"

"Grandpa has mutated?"

Yingmei was stunned when she saw this scene.

I'm sorry, grandpa...

The tone makes you live in such humiliation. It's better to leave in style! So she reluctantly took action decisively!

After a fierce fight, Gu Yanlong The lizard was eliminated!

But then, she targeted Bai Zhu!

"Quack doctor, you killed grandpa!"

Facing Yingmei's accusation, Bai Shu looked calm.

"Silly boy, your grandpa is here~"

He said and pointed in a certain direction.

Yingmei looked in the direction of his finger.

She saw a hidden gold flower there.[]

Under a burst of shocking background music, suddenly, a human face appeared in the middle of the flower.

It's exactly what Zhongli looks like!

Yingmei looked surprised

"Sure enough, Liyue's medical skills are reliable!"

At this point, the video ends

……

Originally, everyone in the chat group thought it was over after seeing Yingmei beating the ancient rock dragon lizard to death.

After all, the real owner is gone, what else can be done?

I just have some doubts in my heart about why I haven’t seen the so-called"olden blossoms"!

However, who knew the video didn’t end there.

After seeing the last scene, everyone was stunned! ah?

Um?

Damn it?

What the fuck? ?

Nest grass? ? ?

So this is what"Laodeng blossoms" actually means?!!!

This...this scene simply cannot be described as abstract or raw. unbelievable!

Damn it!

…

【Extraordinary chat group】

【Yingmei: From Zhongli to Laodeng, from Laodeng to Ningguang, then from Ningguang to Ancient Rock Dragon Lizard, and finally from Ningguang to the Flower of Hidden Gold, and then came a series of titles"Laodeng Blossoms""！】

【Yingmei: Especially the last one! Good guy, this is how it blooms! Rao Shiye has experienced hundreds of battles, but at this time he can't hold himself tight anymore.……】

【Paimon: It's outrageous, it's outrageous! This is the most outrageous video I have seen so far, bar none!】

【Shadow: It’s hard to imagine the circumstances under which the person in the light curtain created such a video. Is there no bottleneck?】

【Nacida: Is this knowledge from another world? too……】

【Funina: It exploded, it exploded! Quite explosive!】

【Wendy: Hey, although the process was a little rough, the result is still pretty good! Look, just tell me whether I can be saved or not, right? (dog head. expression)】

【Barbara: Ahem, Lord Barbatos is right! Mr. Bai Shu's medical skills are amazing, at least I am definitely not good at it! (dog head. expression)】

【Hutao: Huh? That’s really true! To be able to bring Lao Deng back, ah, no, to be able to get Ke Qing back after such a tossing, that's amazing!】

【Coral Palace Xinhai: Liyue is really full of talents!】

【Tinari: Ahem, I hope to ask you for advice when I go to Liyue in the future! (dog head. expression)】

【Atractylodes:……】

Everyone else is numb.

If he had such outrageous medical skills, he would have made himself immortal long ago...

At this time, Alice took action again!

【Alice: Tsk tsk, the other people in Liyue come out to speak! What do you think of this"olden bloom"? (Bad smile.jpg)]

Seeing this statement, Liyue Immortal and Liyue people felt a little tired.

Why does this person like to watch the excitement so much and doesn’t think it’s a big deal?

Didn't you see that they were all numbed by the shock?

But in this situation, I can only find Ningguang again!

However, Ningguang seemed to have thought of this and spoke first.

【Ningguang: The emperor must have his reasons for doing this, but this time involves my blind spot of knowledge, so……】

She is numb now.

How else can I think of a reason?

Not to mention, this video is so outrageous that there is no excuse at all!

Seeing this scene, Immortal Liyue and others became helpless.

This person can't take action, so how to deal with it?

At this time,

【Alice: Oh, it seems that there is nothing the Tianquan Star can do this time. In this case, why not let the righteous owner explain his rationale! Zhongli (bad smile.jpg)】

【Zhongli:……】

He was completely dumbfounded at this time.

I thought that after so many shady reviews, there wouldn’t be anything more outrageous!

But I never expected that it would still be���I’ve overestimated the evil taste of the light curtain!

At that time, when he saw the scene in the video of"old people blooming", his heart seemed to have stopped for a moment or two.

Just like what the light screen said, it's against the heavens, it's so against the heavens!

Apart from these two words, no words can describe it.

"Hey, this is not a serious review.……"

Zhongli smiled bitterly.

Most people really can't stand it.

Seeing that Alice was causing trouble again, he looked helpless.

After thinking about it for a while, I learned from someone

【Zhongli: No, no, no, the one who"laodenghua" is the traveler's grandfather, what does it have to do with me, Zhongli? (Serious.jpg)】

【Yingmei:? ? ?】

【Everyone:? ? ? ]

6 Ah!

I didn’t expect Morax, a thick-browed man like you, to learn such a trick from Barbatos!

But don’t tell me yet, it seems to make sense!

After all, the names of Morax and Zhongli were not mentioned in the light screen throughout.

As for looking alike?

Sorry, it’s just a coincidence~

I’ve learned nothing but learned~

…… villa.

Luo Chen glanced at the prominent barrage in the live broadcast room and smiled in his heart.

Even Ning Guang retreated and Zhong Li opened his eyes and told lies, which shows the shock caused by this unfair comment!

After coming back to his senses, he continued with a smile.

"After watching this video, I think you all have a certain understanding of Laodenghua."

"At this point, all the inappropriate comments about Morax are over"

"Next, we will start the unorthodox review of Morax's subordinate Ruoduo Dragon King!"

……

Hall of Rebirth

"Phew, it’s finally over!"

Zhong Li breathed a sigh of relief.

This was simply more torturous than hundreds of years of war between demons and gods...

If one or two more came, he might really have to abdicate.

Otherwise, he would not be able to see anyone.

Fortunately, it is Ruo's turn now. Tuo.

Thinking of Ruo Tuo, Zhongli's eyes lit up.

As the saying goes, we share blessings and hardships!

He has been tortured for so long, so as his family member and friend, Ruo Tuo must be punished no matter what. Right?

Thinking of this, he quickly looked at the light screen with expectant eyes.

…

Under the Fulong tree

"It's...it's me?"

Hearing the words in the light curtain, Ruotuo Dragon King looked a little scared.

It's no good if you don't want to be afraid!

The tragic situation of Morax before was right there!

Even such a serious person was exposed to such unseemly things. Come on, then it...

Suddenly, a light flashed in its mind, and it seemed to have thought of something.

"etc!"

"I have been sealed here and have never left."

"In this case, even if Light Screen wants to criticize me improperly, it shouldn't be that easy, right?"

Thinking of this, Ruotuo Dragon King's eyes suddenly lit up.

Yes!

It must be like this!

Hey, looking at it this way, it seems pretty good to be sealed~

Ruotuo Dragon King suddenly became more confident.

If other people knew about this person, I will definitely shake my head at this thought. So naive! Do you think that if you hide here, there will be no way for you to cry later ?

~

…… ps: You can’t stay up late, otherwise you’ll be in a muddle all day~

So you have to go to bed early, get up early, and exercise more!.