DxD: A Blonde Boy

Naruto and company were in front of their new home in Kuoh staring at the little mansion in awe. He couldn't help but smile because this was his first gift in this world and he'd be damned if he let those wild beasts destroy this one.

"Well, guys let's go check it out." Naruto's words were followed with a chorus of, Yeah!, from his partners in their chibi forms.

"Wow, this place is beautiful." Naruto looked around with childish-like awe on his face and was very eager to explore the house.

The living room had all kind of furniture with a black LED tv on the wall, three couches positioned at the right angle to have a full view of the tv; a dining room, a kitchen with the master bedroom beside it, and stairs leading to the first floor(I suck at describing things).

Naruto started unpacking and brought out a blank paper, brush, and ink. It was time to fortify his new home with the new seal he was working on.

Fuinjutsu at its basic was ink and paper performing impossible feats. The Bijūs were at the top of the food chain in the elemental nation but even the majestic Tailed Beasts fell to the power of fuinjutsu.

It was no doubt one of the strongest ninja arts in the shinobi world, a whole hidden village was wiped out because of their affinity for fuinjutsu. It was a good thing Naruto picked up this art while on his training trip with Ero-Sennin, bless his perverted soul.

Naruto made shadow clones to unpack and make sure the first floor was ready for use while handing seals to them that had a specific function to put around the house.

While the shadow clones were busy fortifying their home, Naruto had bigger fish to fry and that was the chibi family he had left and their tendency to destroy his house.

"All right, line up, guys."

All the nine-tailed beast in their chibi form line up in a row on the glass table.

"Now, this is a new house and that means new rules to go by and I've got two rules for y'all," Naruto said with his game face on. "No one, I mean no one"—Naruto glared at the ones that had the tendency of getting into trouble—"is allowed to fight inside this house. If you have a beef, go settle it in a forest away from civilization."

"And?" Kurama yawned staring at Naruto with a dry look.

The strongest of the Nine Bijūs just wanted all this over and done with so he could watch that soap opera he loved so much.

"You'll all return into the seal when I'm out."

"I'm not going back into that sewer!" Shukaku's crazed voice was accompanied by a nod from all his siblings.

"That's my mindscape we're talking about, baka tanuki!" Naruto snapped.

"This is outrageous! You're taking away our rights to free movement."

"Don't question my authority, Shukaku. It's either you're in or out."

"Oi, Kurama, do something!"

"Sorry bro, every Bijū for himself kukuku."

Shukaku muttered something about evil blondes and stupid foxes under his breath but complied with the rules set in stone.

"Boss, the kitchen is filled with all kinds of food commodities and there's instant ramen too."

Several poof sounds were heard all around the house to signify that all the clones were done with their individual tasks.

Kurama switched on the TV as soon as Naruto entered the master bedroom. Each Bijū wandered off to do their own thing. Naruto came out wearing a burnt orange sweater and black pants. His wet hair sticking to his forehead.

"You're going out?"

He glanced at the sex scene airing on the TV and shook his head in amusement. "Gotta get myself familiar with the roads and stores "

"Bats are crawling this city. Be careful."

Naruto waved over his shoulder and strictly ordered Kurama and Shukaku to main order while he's gone. A simple but… Maybe effective solution. Anyway those two are prone to destroying things so putting them in charge of protecting his property seemed logical to him.

Naruto seemed to ponder over his decision as he neared the gate. "Ah, fuck it."

The roars of protest that hit his ears was well worth it. He didn't want to come back to a destroyed mansion.

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The hero of Konoha was walking down the streets of Kuoh taking in the sight of the sky scrappers, the cars, different kinds of cars, the bill boards, the aeroplanes in the sky and a lot of other fascinating things.

He saw two couple holding hands and kissing in public while others waited for the green light before they crossed the road inhabitants and their strange behaviour and traditions.

Imagine Naruto's surprise when he saw the map of the world. This world was bigger than the elemental nation by a fair margin. Learning about the seven continents and the seas, mountains, and other wonders of this world was a very pleasant experience for the unpredictable ninja.

He also learned this world has been through two bloody world wars. The cycle of hatred was everywhere it seems and most of these humans don't even know that there's so much more that lurks in the dark, that all the legends and stories were all true.

It was a shame, really, without magic, these humans have devised ways of traveling at abnormal speed, deviced weapons of mass destruction, and learned to heal many different kinds of ailments.

Makes you wonder how much they would have improved if they had something like chakra at their disposal.

With a heavy sigh, The child of prophecy sat on a bench in the park as his mind drifted back to the first time he woke up in this new world.

(Flashback)

The beeping sound of a patient's monitor filled the ward where a certain someone that just survived fighting a goddess for several days without food or rest was lying in. An IV drip supplied fluids into his body.

In a certain sewer, drops of water created ripples on the knee-length water. It was so silent the sound of a drop of water rippled across the entire room.