LIGHTNOVELONLINE Abomination, horror and Slasherman
Eric had no idea why he thought this self-proclaimed system was worse than a literal murderer. Maybe Eric has read too many trash stories with shitty systems.
"My dear victim-"
Fuck, it didn't even address Eric as its fucking host! Shouldn't a system usually do this? What was up with this abomination?
"Victim, I can hear your thoughts," the system's cheerful voice turned to disdain, "If you don't want to suffer for my pleasure, I'd suggest you worship me, right now."
"Are you the one who gave me this useless mind-reading skill?"
"What are you talking about?"
So, it wasn't this abo- cough, wonderful system's doing.
"Victim, I've frozen time right now to give you a brief overview. I'm so amazing hahaha," the system laughed and praised itself. Eric felt the incredible urge to punch it a few times but currently, it was Eric's only lifesaver.
"Did you already guess what's happening, dear victim? Yes, you're in the story 'Slasherman' written by a demon called Lyna-"
FUCK NOOOOOO!
Eric already thought about it but he didn't want it to be true. After all, that fucking story from such a pure and innocent fairy was totally nuts! Brutally murdered! The slasherman brutally murdered Timmy! Wait- was Eric perhaps-
"Yes, dear victim. You are Timmy, the protagonist in this story!"
Fuck, Eric wanted to die. Wait, wait- another thought crept into Eric's mind. Eric was sure that Lyna's story didn't have something like a system, then where the fuck did this abo- holy system come from? Well, Eric didn't care. Any help was appreciated.
"So, how-"
"Shush victim, let this mighty system speak first," all imposing this system fucking started to piss off Eric.
Eric didn't even need this abom- system! Eric rather have this system leave him alone.
"I see, victim doesn't-"
"I'm very sorry, please continue," Eric wanted to smile but since nothing but his poor mind could freely move, Eric couldn't even play his charm.
"Since the author didn't think so far, I'll explain the brief overview of the plot," this damn system continued to dance on Eric's nose while Eric cursed that of course, Lyna couldn't come up with an intricate story.
This was all just about brutal gore, violence and intense feelings!
Fuck, was there a need to plaster a plot on there? How about removing any tags that made this unwatchable for children first?
However, the system ignored Eric and started to very professionally ramble, "Basically, the story's protagonist is killed over and over again by the Slasherman as different victims. The bodies are different but the soul's the same which means each time Timmy dies, his soul possesses a new body to go through the tort- I mean wonderful and fun story!"
Fuck, so this is a cursed infinite loop? What do you mean by torture? I have to endure being axed, ripped apart and minced continuously? What fucking plot is that? Come on give me Lyna asap, I'll mince that demon myself! Who cares about how pretty and innocent she looks? She's still a demon!
"You can only get out," the system didn't care for Eric's mental breakdown rather than that it feasted on Eric's dangerously spiralling down insanity, but this last hope of 'getting out' charged lifeless Eric again, "If you successfully manage to edit the story as something that the humans would like. So as Timmy, you have to play the perfect protagonist that will make the readers love the story! As an editor, it's not hard, right? Use your editor skills!"
Eric grit his teeth. Easier than said! Being an editor and editing the fucking story by being transmigrated into this shit hole were two different things!
But what could Eric do? He was already here and could only play along.
"If you die here properly, you'll die for real."
Eric's face turned paler than it was humanly possible, "So can I get some features like system novels usually do? Like a level up or some sort of skill?"
Eric's hope still shone brightly because after all, system stories were like this right? Wish fulfilment and OP protagonists.
However, Eric was crushed by the twisted and even scummier scum system Eric could be as a scum. The system sneered, "Dream on, I'm only here to enjoy your misfortune."
THAT'S WHY ERIC FUCKING DESPISED THESE TRASH SYSTEM STORIES!
Look at this arrogant and snobby piece of twisted shit! Fuck, if Nol was here his vocabulary of poop-related stuff could drown this shitty system as diarrhoea!
"Ah, wait it's your first time-"
First time... Ha...ha... Eric wanted to die if there were several other times, "You'll receive a welcome bonus. The author is here too. You should find her and successfully complete the story with her help since she's the author."
POOF. The system disappeared.
But Eric didn't care because Lyna was here! Although he wanted to strangle her for writing this shit, she was a noble demon and strong! Eric could escape his fate to die over and over again! This was a lucky thing for Eric right now.
So, Eric's strategy was to find Lyna and ask her what she's got planned for the story and then change it together. Eric was in bliss when a daunting realisation hit him. Since Eric was a character, Lyna must be too, so he didn't know what she looked like. So, Eric had to first figure out who Timmy was and check out everyone Timmy knew. The system brief overview amounted to shit.
Bang Bang. Eric heard the vicious footsteps and axe behind him again. Fuck! He forgot the system disappeared and the frozen time was moving again! Eric had to run before the Slasherman was coming to get him.
Eric's first priority was to escape from the slasherman, find out about Timmy and why this bloody murderer was after him, then find Lyna and change the plot successfully!
This was lots to do for a spoiled man like Eric who never had any hardships. How was he going to survive this? Most importantly, there was a huge problem!
Eric... Eric was a huge wimp! He hated the genre horror the most! Even just one horror line would make him sleep with lights on for nights!
Great, this was the worst nightmare! Because everything about this screamed the worst kind of horror!