LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 532 Taoist Priest
And there is more than one outsider.
There was also the old man making tea who fell to the ground and kept struggling.
Liu Na lowered her head and pinched her hands and feet, but they didn't look like they were drawn.
"Who are you?" she asked.
The Taoist priest, with his hair tied up and wearing a crown, and his flowing robe looked at her and asked, "Are you blind?"
"I am a Taoist priest."
"." Liu Na changed her question,
"What's your name?"
"Pindao has no dharma name, only a common name"
The Taoist priest opened and closed his lips and teeth, causing mist to swirl around him, giving people the illusion of breathing.
".Chen Ze, Erdong Chen, Sanshui Ze."
And Liu Na soon discovered that it was not an illusion.
The thick fog lingering around him, as thick as Mount Tai, floated into the Taoist priest's mouth and nose like light smoke.
In a few breaths, the area around the pavilion became empty, as if the mask layer had been lifted, revealing the black clouds like ink pools in the sky, the arcs of electricity that flashed from time to time, and the never-ending waves that seemed to be connected to the sky and the earth. Heavy rain.
The surrounding mountains and forests had been completely washed away by the raging torrents, and the water level was so deep that it was bottomless. If it weren't for the driftwood everywhere, Liu Na really thought she was not in the mountains, but in the sea.
Looking back, the Taoist priest was pressing closer and closer to the old man on the ground. The latter was waving his hands and feet in a panic, and his eyes were scanning as if he was looking for something.
"What are you doing?" Liu Na couldn't help asking.
The Taoist priest was jokingly staring at the old man's fussing about, but after hearing this, he looked sideways.
"Can't you see?"
"I'm catching him."
"Who is he?" Liu Na asked again.
The Taoist priest replied again: "The dragon laughs at the wind."
Ryuko?
Mocking the wind, mocking the wind, mocking the wind!
This name shocked Liu Na's heart. Some memory was tilted up, but it seemed to be covered with a layer of mist and she couldn't see clearly.
At the same time, the old man on the ground finally found what he wanted - a small clay stove for making tea.
But first, it was poured by the mud exploded by those drowned ghosts, and then buried by the flying flesh and blood. All the tea and firewood had long since disappeared.
The fire went out and the soup poured out, leaving only the wolf and the blood.
The old man was shocked to realize that he was too busy watching the show to pay attention to this treasure.
He threw himself on the clay stove without waiting for the old man's next move.
There was a sound that broke through the air.
A big shoe sole was firmly stamped on the old man's face.
"唳——" the old man cried out in pain, and actually made a cry like a bird's song.
The sound of piercing sound reached her ears, and Liu Na felt in a trance again, as if her brain was divided into several halves, with different personalities quarreling in each half.
Some were shouting "Wake up, wake up!", some were grabbing the ground with their heads, some opened their crotches to see how they were missing, and some were stunned.
"Don't wake up yet!" The old man who was kicked away roared again, making Liu Na tremble all over.
Seeing that it was effective, the old man tried to shout, but the Taoist priest covered him up with a louder voice.
"Wake up your mother's Infinite Heavenly Lord!"
"Noisy!"
"Your Taoist master still dares to act strange!"
As he said that, the Taoist priest had already mounted up, pressed the old man tightly under him and opened his bow from left to right, greeting him like raindrops of fists.
The old man soon became bruised and swollen, and he could only lie on the ground and make some weak breathing sounds.
"Infinite Heavenly Lord!" The Taoist priest Shi Shiran stood up and clapped his hands, not forgetting to spit,
"Old thief."
"This is going to give your Taoist master a lot of trouble!"
After that, he kicked the football again, and it hit the old man's neck with a crack.
Looking at the murder scene, Liu Na didn't feel much emotion in her heart - it was just because she had been desensitized due to the excessive stimulation.
"What is Chaofeng?" Liu Na asked in confusion.
The old man on the ground bent his neck and faced her, but his eyes became more and more alert, revealing an unbelievable look, as if a normal human body was the one that restrained him.
"It's Longzi." Liu Na asked and answered herself.
"It's Longzi." The Taoist priest also echoed,
"Still the hardest dragon to catch."
Suddenly there was a burst of white light, and the sky and the earth became bright for a moment.
rumble!
The thunder came belatedly, Liu Na looked up and saw that all the ink pools on the horizon had turned into dazzling light, like a vast ocean, and the boundless thunder stirred up tsunamis and giant waves, and was about to pour its anger on the entire land.
Rumble, rumble!
The sky and earth were as bright as day, and Liu Na shivered, not knowing how to face this majestic power.
"The cave is mysterious and luminous. The power from all directions makes me natural."
At this time, the Taoist priest's chanting attracted Liu Na's eyes back, and then she heard only one sound,
"Edict!"
The yellow talisman held between the Taoist priest's fingers flicked, and it suddenly became larger, lighter, and thinner until it turned into a piece of yellow light, and then faintly condensed into a palace guarding the outside of the small hexagonal pavilion.
As a result, all the momentum was isolated. Liu Na watched as if watching a mime, the sky outside was torn apart, the earth was split into scorched earth, sparks exploded, and then were washed away and submerged by mountain torrents. Repeatedly, as if being The sandbox world that players play with is general.
The Taoist priest admired this amazing scene with a look of satisfaction on his face, but then he thought of something and slapped his head.
"Almost forgot."
Taking his hands off his head, the Taoist priest stared at his palms and muttered:
"The five-fingered spirit raises all living beings and listens to my orders."
"Big Finger, go!"
After finishing speaking, a vague invisible object shot out quickly and fell into the outside of the pavilion.
But outside, in the extremely bright sky and earth, a giant mountain suddenly appeared. No, it was a giant statue.
The colossus occupies a shadow in the infinite light that can no longer distinguish the boundaries between heaven and earth, but its color is quite strange, like flesh color, and its body has thousands of ravines.
The giant statue then bowed its head, revealing its head, which was as thick as its body, to survey the earth.
It turned out to be a giant spirit general with strange proportions, as thick as the top and bottom, with a round body like a pillar.
In the pavilion.
"Instructions, go."
Another flash of light flew away, and the shadow between heaven and earth expanded again.
"General finger, go!".
With each command, the Taoist priest's fingers would be one less, and the giant spirits and generals in the world would be one more.
Until the end, the Taoist priest's hands became the same as those of Doraemon, and the five god generals in the world also bathed in the wind and rain, and took action in thunderstorms.
After a while, roars sounded one after another, and the generals seemed to be fighting against some enemy.
The world between heaven and earth was a complete mess. Mountains, trees, water, clouds, and thunder were all turned upside down, as if a paint tray had been overturned, making it a mess that was difficult to distinguish.
"The human body contains its own spiritual spirit." The Taoist priest looked at his masterpiece and said to Liu Na in a show-off manner,
"These are the gods of a hundred joints, transformed into the bones and joints of the human body."
He pointed with his bare fleshy palm at the divine generals who were still fighting fiercely outside, which earned Liu Na a look of confusion on her face.
"And these..." The Taoist priest looked at the hellish eating scene of Shura in the pavilion and opened his mouth to vomit. The same thick fog as before spewed out from the mouth, convoluted and covered every inch of the pavilion.
This thick fog was like an eraser. Wherever it passed, flesh and blood flew everywhere, fighting for food and tearing apart. No one, no people, no cars, no cattle and horses could be seen.
It actually erased all the original scenes.
Then the mist gradually thinned and faded, revealing various internal organs.
"The human body has three parts, eight scenes and twenty-four gods, each with its own name."
The Taoist priest picked up food from left to right like he was buying vegetables at the market, and pointed at a cloud of mist.
"This is the left kidney god of the Six Scenes of Zhongzhen. His name is Chun Yuanzhen and his courtesy name is Daoqing."
As he spoke, the mist flashed, and the drowned ghost with a swollen body appeared, and then slowly flew over in his original organ form.
When he arrived, the Taoist opened his mouth and swallowed the left kidney, which was obviously larger than the esophagus and even the mouth, completely unreasonably.
"Gulu."
When he was done, the Taoist priest touched the left side of his waist and rubbed the skin and flesh through his clothes. After his kidneys were completely restored to their original positions, he let out a long and comfortable breath.
Then he chose the general who kept spewing mud and sewage.
"This is the Right Kidney God of the Seven Scenes of Zhongzhen. Its name is Xiang Ta Yuan and its courtesy name is Taoist Master."
After saying that, the general returned in the form of his right kidney, and was swallowed back into his belly by the Taoist priest.
Then there is the fat businessman who only has a piece of stretchable human skin. As the formula becomes more and more fat, he is spliced and stacked together.
"Xia Zhen Er Jing Intestinal God, whose name is Zhao Tengkang and whose courtesy name is Daohuan."
And the first group of ghost farmers, the shadows gradually appeared, and they turned out to be strands of black hair, wrapped in a little sticky grease.
"The second scene in the upper part is called Fa Shen, named Xuan Fu Hua, with the courtesy name Daofeng."
Then there's the emperor.
"The yin god on the left in the lower scene is named Fuliuqi and his courtesy name is Daogui. The yang deity on the right of the lower scene is named Baoyuan and is named Daosheng."
Finally, the civil and military officials, the ceremonial guards, and even the chariots and horses were all turned into internal organs and returned to the mouth of the Taoist priest.
"The tongue god begins Liangzhi; the liver god opens Juntong; the lung god primes and nourishes; the stomach god develops together."
Until the pavilion was empty, all the absurd scenes before, including the thousands of carriages and carriages from the three religions and nine streams, were like a dream.
Even in the end, even the moon in the sky flowed down and fell into the eyes of the Taoist priest.
Liu Na felt a chill in her heart, and then she realized that the moon hanging on the night sky was clearly an eyeball monitoring their every move.
And the eyesore is gone, and the remaining people are particularly conspicuous.
There were only Taoist priests, old men, scholars and Liu Na left in the pavilion.
Huh?
Liu Na looked around nervously: "Where is Professor Kong?"
The Taoist priest looked over and said together with the old man who broke his neck on the ground and took out the tongue from the broken part,
"Still not awake?"
Liu Na turned around and wanted to escape, but she fell into a haze, as if she was trapped in marshmallows and couldn't exert any strength, so she could only flutter with her hands and feet in a funny way.
"What is this!" She realized that it was something left behind by the Taoist priest after he took back the internal organs.
"Read it." The Taoist priest folded his hands and walked slowly to Liu Na.
"Obsession."
"The god born from Pindao is like a body. Combined with all these obsessions, it turns into what you see."
He made a magic trick, stretched out his hand to pick up a wisp of light smoke from the mist, tightened it hard, and the light smoke was squeezed out, turning into this picture: a mountain farmer wandering all over the mountains and fields, eating wild fruits when he was hungry, and drinking when he was thirsty. Mountain spring, and finally stared at the sky blankly, dying of malnutrition.
The Taoist priest waved his palm and the picture dispersed, but more pictures emerged in the mist.
Some of them are generals who retired from old age and returned to their hometowns, seeking magical elixirs to relieve the pain caused by chronic diseases that have persisted for many years.
There are cases where the yamen catch monsters while handling cases, but instead they seek immortality and help the evildoers.
Some emperors were dissolute and immoral, appointed evil magicians, wasted money and money on the construction of fasting rituals, and recruited maids to refine elixirs, and in the end they were almost strangled to death beside the bed.
There are countless pictures belonging to three religions and nine streams. The characters in them do all kinds of strange things, but they all have the same goal.
"Seeking immortality."
The Taoist waved his hand to disperse these thousands of images, returning them to a misty and chaotic appearance.
"This is the obsession of countless people throughout the ages to seek immortality."
"Where is this place?" Liu Na suddenly stood firm and asked.
The Taoist priest looked at her in surprise and said without changing his expression,
"Qinling Mountains, Zhongnan Mountains."
"Zhongnan Mountain is just a mountain." Liu Na stared at the Taoist priest with bright eyes.
"You won't gather so many obsessions, will you?" The Taoist priest completed the second half of the sentence for her and said,
"No!"
"This Zhongnan Mountain is not that Zhongnan Mountain."
Liu Na didn't speak, just stared at the Taoist priest quietly and listened to what he said.
"The Zhongnan that the world sees is not the real Zhongnan."
The Taoist priest smiled and suddenly waved his Taoist robe.
"Don't say that Pindao likes to play aggressively. Let's take a look at this arm."
He lifted up his robe to expose his skin, then covered it again.
"Nothing like that."
"What the world sees as Zhongnan Mountain is just a substitute that is hidden on the surface." Liu Na decided, and then asked,
"So this is the real Zhongnan Mountain?"
"Not necessarily." The Taoist priest said cheerfully, with his hands behind his back.
"Zhenzhongnan Mountain has long been used as the entrance to Tianwai Tian. Entering it is equivalent to forcibly crossing Tianwai Tian."
"Is it so easy?"
"We are just caught in the middle."
Before the Taoist priest could finish his words, Liu Na bowed her head and said nothing when she heard the words "Heaven Beyond Heaven".
But the Taoist priest seemed to be unaware and still showed off as if he was counting treasures from his family,
"Tian Wai Tian has been sealed for more than a thousand years. Even if we break through the formation's eye, it will not be easy."
"Why?"
"Naturally, I followed the traces of my predecessors."
"The true dragon is the founding pillar of Heaven."
"Therefore, Pindao searches for the Dragon Son everywhere in order to unite the Dragon Son's power in order to find the true dragon's footprints and use them to cross into the outer world."
"The dragon gave birth to nine sons, and Pindao had already obtained six of them."
"Only Chaofeng, Pulao and Bifan are left."
"It's not necessary to gather them all. According to Pindao's calculation, there is no big problem if there is one less vacancy."
"Therefore, Pindao is doing this for the sake of the two remaining dragon sons."
The Taoist priest pointed outside the pavilion. The siege of the five giant spirits was coming to an end. A huge figure like a hill could be vaguely seen in the thunder light, still struggling.
"This is Pulao."
"There is a poem that says, "The sun hits Pulao Mountain hard, and birds can be seen in the trees under the mist."
"Pulao roars so well, its sound is like thunder. It has been said that all the sounds and vibrations in the world are not as good as it."
"So I will move the clouds to spread rain, send out mountain torrents to frighten them out, and then use thunder and shock to lure them out one after another, so as to compete with them."
"Haha. If the poor man tries a little trick, then the dragon will fall into the trap."
"but."
The Taoist priest changed the topic and looked at the old man who was gradually growing feathers and sharp claws on the ground and said,
"Among all the dragons, the one who is most difficult to deal with is Chao Feng."
The one who mocks the wind has long feathers, loves danger and good hope, and his image is often decorated on the eaves at the corner of the palace.
"Do you know why Chaofeng is so hopeful?"
Liu Na looked like a rotten tree and remained silent.
"That's all." The Taoist priest shook his head and simply told Chaofeng himself, who showed his true form on the ground,
"Just because you climb high and look far away, you can see the world." (End of this chapter)