Add some practice: start with a lucid dream

In comparison, this small hexagonal pavilion is not even as good as the ants at the feet of passers-by.

But Liu Na had a ridiculous premonition in her heart - this team was coming here.

And this conjecture will come true the next moment.

But seeing the Imperial Guard wielding their swords to cut through the torrent, and the honor guard blowing their trumpets to shake away the mud, this massive motorcade climbed up the steps of the pavilion.

The limp Liu Na was held back by the scholar, but was soon blocked by thick fog with no way to retreat.

There is almost no room in this pavilion for just one horse and the giant general. Even if another person comes up, there will be no space left!

It can’t fit!

But these thousands of chariots just drove up. The ceremonial servants knelt on both sides of the steps, and the high-ranking officials bowed and waited until the extremely noble emperor's chariot stopped in front of the steps.

The door curtain was opened, and the Ninth Five Supreme Being who had been behind the scenes for a long time finally revealed his true appearance.

A pair of black satin boots with a Ruyi cloud head stepped onto the steps first, revealing the golden mountain pattern on the trouser legs as it went; above was the hem of a light red silk dress with wide ruffles like a knife edge, decorated with algae, rice, knives and bows; the waist was tied with jade hooks A large belt; then comes the imperial crown with long robes and long sleeves, mainly black, with eight chapters of sun, moon, dragon, stars, mountain, fire, Chinese insects and Zongyi woven on it; wearing a flat crown on the head, with paulownia wood as a knot The board is decorated with jade scales, and twelve colorful agate beads and jade hang down from the tassels on the edge. Only a square and mighty bearded face can be vaguely seen.

The emperor walked up the steps and entered the pavilion.

Liu Na was numb watching this scene.

It feels like a child squinting his eyes half asleep and half awake. The ceiling is suddenly far and near, and the room becomes as big as a giant country at one moment, and as small as an ant hole at another.

A strange sense of time and space dislocation filled my heart, as if this small pavilion did not follow any physical laws.

"Hahahahahaha."

But it was the emperor who was laughing loudly, which sounded like dragons roaring and tigers roaring.

"Wonderful, wonderful!"

"May I ask, what does your majesty mean by this?" the scholar asked with a pale face and raised his hands as if he was risking his life.

The emperor's smile faded and he turned to stare at the scholar.

At that moment, it was like thousands of miles of mountains and rivers facing each other, and like the might of the bright sun coming down. The scholar's face was filled with blood, and blood spilled from his mouth and nose.

The emperor looked away indifferently, raised his sleeves and robes, pointed at the general who kept pouring water out, and said in a strong voice,

"This stupid intruder, after being defeated by Sun Aiqing, retreated into the mountains, found this legendary residence of ghosts and immortals, destroyed embankments and flooded fields, causing flash floods, and wanted to sacrifice him to the Yin soldiers and Yin generals."

"If you harm others and yourself, you will also be swept away by the mountain torrent, turning into such a stupid and evil ghost!"

"Consider yourself a loyal and loyal minister!"

"Intruder!"

These words were like an imperial edict. After hearing this, the general, who was like a faucet, his eyes widened, his beard and halberd spread out, and he stretched out his stick-like fingers to poke at the emperor.

"you!"

He squeezed out a few human words from his bubbling throat,

"The Dog Emperor!"

As he spoke, the giant man's body was swollen and white like the head-catcher before, like a rotting corpse that had been soaked in water for months, and he rushed forward with a body that was several times as fat as before.

The emperor sneered, stepped back half a step past the mountain of meat, and said indifferently,

"Everyone in the world thinks that I hanged myself in Meishan. How wrong it is!"

"When I was a child, I received the guidance of the heavenly beings. I enlightened the dragon's veins in Meishan and deployed a sky-reaching formation, just to attract you gang of rebels to come out to sacrifice to heaven."

"It helps me attain enlightenment and become an immortal!"

The emperor happily watched Chuang Wang's meat mountain rapidly melting and turning into sewage water, and strode forward.

Just now.

"No!" Kong Feihong, who had been hanging up for a long time, jumped out again and came up to grab the emperor.

"What kind of fairy have you become?"

"I am the leader, and I am the one who wants to become an immortal!"

Such an offensive act naturally angered the emperor.

But when the emperor was angry, he piled up corpses into a mountain, and his blood flowed across the river.

But when the emperor snorted coldly, all the trembling imperial servants all around burst open, piled the mud into pieces of meat, and turned the mountain torrent into blood.

Kong Feihong was also thrown away by a circle of invisible waves, hitting a military attache in Feiyu uniform.

"professor!"

Liu Na just screamed when she saw Kong Feihong knocked the military attache over with one punch, drew out his Xiuchun knife and rushed back.

"Bold rebel!" The emperor was furious, rootless flames exploded above his head, and thunder crackled in the air one after another.

"Death!"

The emperor fluttered his sleeves and waved out large clouds of thunderbolts and fireworks.

The fireworks entangled and merged, turning into a long blazing dragon, but Kong Feihong knocked him away with a knife and hit the civil and military officials nearby.

Boom ~

The explosion suddenly exploded, and countless water vapor evaporated like clouds and smoke, and then the outline of a human figure gradually appeared.

There were countless ministers and guards who had their clothes burned and their fine uniforms destroyed.

"I bother!"

The feminine man standing at the front had a vicious look on his face, his makeup and powder had melted together with his sweat, as if blood and tears were staining his face.

"You are a piece of shit emperor!"

"You just collected a body for Chongzhen, stole the dragon robe, and then you think you are the real dragon emperor?"

"Hey yo yo~~"

The man raised his orchid finger, arched his eyebrows, and said softly in a charming manner,

"Have you forgotten who cut the reed stalks for you when you first entered the palace?"

"You little bitch knows how to eat marrow. You turn off the lights at night and lie on the mat begging for us. Hehehehehehe."

The eunuch's words were like poisonous needles, his smile was terrifying, and he was surrounded by more angry people.

"Damn eunuch!"

"You sacrificed yourself in the harem, concubines, princesses, and princesses to practice evil magic, and you still dare to use magic robes to bind us. Are you trying to achieve immortality?!"

"Reversing the principles and upsetting the ethics of the monarch and his ministers, what crime do you deserve!"

All the civil and military officials who had been respectful before showed their ferocious faces and wanted to find the false emperor to raise an army to question him.

However, what more people shouted was,

"I am the material to become an immortal, I have the skills!"

"Whoever doesn't do it, I'm the boss!"

"I'm rough!"

"I have nine twists and turns, and I am still the emperor!"

"Fart! I had a vision when I was born. I was born with red clouds and red Luan as a blessing!"

"Nonsense! I am the elder, let me go first!"

"I am the number one scholar in the current dynasty, so I will ascend to the court and be granted the title of Immortal."

"Get out of my way, I am originally a martial artist who descended to earth, and what I am doing here is just returning to my original position!"

The chaotic sea of ​​people shouted, cursed, and pushed, and surrounded him from all directions. They dropped the Pingtian Crown and the human skin mask to the ground. The fake emperor and the real eunuchs surrounded him and ate them.

"I'm the one!" "You thief, why do you eat so much!"

"Mine, mine, all mine!".

The mouths of the ministers were so open that they were tearing apart, and the blood was dripping and mixed together. It was unclear whether it was their own blood, the blood of the eunuch, or the blood of someone else they had accidentally bitten.

Only the crunching and chewing sounds sounded, like countless evil ghosts competing for food. It was really as creepy as the evil scene in hell.

But it's not over yet.

The emperor was gone, and the servants who were kneeling at the foot of the steps also raised their heads. They looked at each other blankly for a while, and then they also rushed forward.

"Immortal, where is the Immortal!"

"Grandpa is going to become an immortal, he is going to become an immortal!"

"Get out of the way, I can be an immortal, I can do that too!".

During the charge, the appearance, body shape and even the accent of the crowd changed drastically, from the same servants to monks, fortune tellers, painters, craftsmen, chess players, matchmakers, prostitutes, thieves and actors.

Three religions and nine streams are all in it.

Although there are many ministers, they are nothing compared to the thousands of servants.

So tens of millions of people joined in this gluttonous feast, and the fake emperor who was the instigator had already been submerged so much that he couldn't even see the corners of his clothes. Everyone didn't distinguish between each other, or between you and me. They only knew that you were fighting over each other and biting each other. , one person swallowed a mountain of meat in one big mouth, and the next moment he was torn into pieces by hundreds of mouths and the flesh was scattered all over the sky.

At the back, even the horses and oxen pulling the cart broke their bits and bit off their reins to join in.

The cows and horses felt that their mouths were not enough, so they took advantage of the large body cavity and cut themselves open vertically with a hiss, skipping the step of swallowing, and directly stuffed everything they saw and touched into their stomachs.

When the oxen and horses were empty, the chariots and chariots were not willing to be left alone. They stood up one by one, rubbing and squeezing with the shields, and slapping the yoke to make sounds, just like human speech.

"Zhizhi. Fairy!"

"Uh, Gugudong. Bang! Become an immortal!".

One after another, the indescribable misfortune of Shura is added to the absurdity.

Snapped!

At the edge of the feast, only the old man who had been making tea in the pavilion from the beginning had his eyes shining brightly, stroking his hands and praising,

"Wonderful! Indescribably wonderful!"

Immediately, the surrounding air roared and swept in, clamoring to become immortals and join the banquet.

On the other side, Liu Na had already closed her eyes and was buried in the scholar's sleeves, trembling like a quail.

"This..." The scholar was even more stunned, but like a war reporter, he stared at this horrific scene intently, as if he wanted to remember it all.

But she was still restless in her arms. Liu Na kicked her legs randomly trying to escape.

"Run, run"

"Don't panic."

A tragic grimace suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, half of his lips were opened and said,

"listen to me."

"Ahhhhhhh-" Liu Na screamed loudly, almost bringing down the scholar who was hugging her.

But she immediately opened her eyes and took a closer look. There was no grimace in front of her.

Blinking, a ghostly face flashed.

Liu Na trembled, then blinked again, and the ghost face reappeared.

It turns out that you can only see it when you close your eyes.

"Don't panic." After a few blinks, the grimace gradually finished speaking.

"I can help you go."

Liu Na opened her eyelids wide, thought for a while, and then closed her eyes again.

Anyway, not all of them are good people. Farmers are bad guys, so are businessmen, and so are generals. The emperor, servants, cattle, horses, and even cars are all vying to become immortals!

There is definitely something wrong with this world. Liu Na was already dizzy and could only tilt her head to one side, trying hard to ignore the tearing and screaming that filled her mind.

On the contrary, the face he saw when he closed his eyes was much kinder. Although most of it was rotten, he could tell that his foundation was not bad and his bones were absolutely perfect. If it were filled with flesh and blood and dressed up, he would be quite handsome, right?

Aren't these the farmers who turned into ghosts and were beaten away by the general?

The first group of farm men who rushed into the pavilion looked naive.

"Girl, don't panic, I am not a fierce ghost, but a kind-hearted person." As the ghost spoke, half of his chin was knocked off by a moth, and he stuttered out of tune.

Liu Na opened her eyes and waited for a long time. When she closed her eyes again, her grimace had already returned to her chin, and she continued,

"It's a long story. I can't say much. All I need to know is that I want to know."

"That scholar is not a human being!"

!

Liu Na was startled, her body started to tremble like an electric shock, and she quickly suppressed it.

"Madam, don't panic." The scholar thought Liu Na was frightened by this hellish scene.

"Madam, just close your eyes and let your thoughts flow freely."

The scholar's voice gradually went out of tune, becoming shrill and unlike a human voice.

".Amazing!"

Within Liu Na's field of vision, the grimace immediately said,

"Isn't what he said true?"

"Everything arises because of this scholar, everything comes into being because of this scholar."

"Girl, think about it carefully, is this scholar always making noise before every sudden change?"

That scholar’s ​​crow’s mouth!

Liu Na was immediately shaken.

Ghostface said again: "Girl, if you think about it again, you will know, among all the people, is this scholar the only one who appeared out of thin air and has been following you all the time?"

"But" Liu Na hesitated, then simply said directly,

"But Professor Kong said that he saw this scholar walking in!"

"Madam." A sharp voice like a poisonous snake suddenly sounded in Liu Na's ears, very close.

"who are you talking to?"

In the field of vision, the grimace suddenly grew in size, and he said sternly: "Hurry and push him in!"

The voice rang again in my ears, like a centipede with countless pairs of legs, piercing the skin and trying to get into my brain: "Don't move rashly!"

"Do it quickly!!"

"Madam, don't move!!"

"Hurry!!!"

"stop!!!"

The evil ghost covered his face ferociously, the scholar's voice was harsh, and the huge pressure finally broke the strings in Liu Na's heart.

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh——”

Liu Na was like crazy. She didn't care about anything. Her consciousness almost went blank. She only remembered that she seemed to be wrestling with something with all her strength.

Come back to your senses.

The grimace in front of him had long since disappeared, but not far away, it was the old tea-maker who was pushed out by him!

Liu Na was shocked to realize that she had kept her eyes closed. Little did she know that the person leaning against her was no longer a scholar, but an old man whose identity was unknown!

And at this time.

The world has fallen into silence.

The dense fog that surrounded it like a fortress was billowing and rolling, compressing close to the ground like a gray iron curtain.

Liu Na was in a trance, reaching out to touch a drop of blood hanging in front of her, spraying halfway, but she could not reach it even though it was so close.

Everything in the pavilion seemed to have been pressed on pause.

She suddenly had the feeling of awakening from a big dream. Before she could examine it carefully, she saw an outline protruding somewhere in the thick fog wall, and then a Taoist priest with a carefree manner walked out.

With just one glance, Liu Na couldn't take her eyes away again.

First of all, the Taoist priest's appearance was exactly the same as that of the missing scholar. They were simply carved from the same mold.

Secondly, the reason why Liu Na didn't think that this person was a scholar who had changed his clothes was because this person had a special "reality" that felt like he could actually hold it in the palm of his hand.

The Taoist priest freely walks towards the frozen picture of hell. Comparing the two, the sense of separation is more obvious.

All the previous scenes seemed illusory and unrealistic. They really looked like a painting. Only the Taoist priest seemed to be the real "outsider". (End of chapter)