You’ve Got Mail: A Cautionary Tale

Chapter 52 — Let’s Do Something A Little Interesting (NSFW)

Edited by DancingDolphinsYo

Despite Guan Shanjin employing a certain knack and carefully tossing Wu Xingzi onto the bed, Wu Xingzi was still rather giddy. Collapsing on the soft blankets, he gasped a few times before pushing himself up. Confused, he looked at the beauty grinning savagely at him next to the bed, and he hunched over timidly.

“Y-you… You’re angry?”

“Oh? You can tell?” Guan Shanjin took his own sweet time undoing his belt, letting his outer robe slide down his body. Holding on to the ties of his inner clothing, he moved onto the bed as he cornered Wu Xingzi. Wu Xingzi blinked at him, panicked.

“Why are you angry?” Wu Xingzi gulped. He looked back at what he said just now, but did not know which of his words had enraged Guan Shanjin.

However, it had to be said that an angry beauty was still peerless. Guan Shanjin had extremely emotive, alluring eyes, and within them glimmered a hint of indolence. Because of his temper, they shone brightly, and Wu Xingzi could almost see his own reflection in them.

A little entranced, Wu Xingzi silently decided that it would be such a great pity if this pair of eyes turned blind, and the physician definitely had to come and give Guan Shanjin a checkup.

Noticing that the old fellow was once again drifting away, becoming distracted, Guan Shanjin could neither stay angry nor laugh. His chest felt stifled, almost painful, and he leant down, taking a harsh bite.

“Ai…” Those bright and shiny sharp teeth dug into Wu Xingzi’s cheeks, causing him to curl up in pain. Dazed, Wu Xingzi pressed a hand into the bite mark.

Why did Guan Shanjin keep biting him? This old face of his was not tasty at all.

“Wu Xingzi.” Guan Shanjin’s hands shook, and his ties snapped. Inexplicably, Wu Xingzi shivered along with the sound, huddling further into his corner. “Just now, you thought that I was blind, right?”

“Huh?” Wu Xingzi blinked, then shook his head violently. “No no no, I know that you’re not blind. I’m only worried that… you might have some unmentionable illness.”

Wu Xingzi sighed, then tried to persuade Guan Shanjin sincerely. “Haiwang, you’ve gone through years of war, and it’s not shameful at all to suffer from any secret disease or disorder. There’s such a huge difference between Mr. Lu and me, yet you still can… Ai, I’m really worried for you.” Such an earnest and true concern soothed Guan Shanjin, yet made him feel gloomy as well. It was as though after drinking a glass of cool spring water, a searing iron was forced onto him. Caught between the heat and the cold, he had no words.

“Aren’t you ever going to ask why I took you as a substitute?” Reaching out, Guan Shanjin wrapped an arm around Wu Xingzi’s thin back. It had already been days since he was able to be so close to Wu Xingzi, and Guan Shanjin did miss him greatly. In the past, even Mr. Lu had not been able to make Guan Shanjin think about him this much.

The body in the crook of his arm was slender and soft, fitting perfectly into his embrace, such that it would be difficult to separate the two of them. Guan Shanjin could not help but tighten his arm, his warm, broad palm pressed against Wu Xingzi’s back. He felt the person in his arms shudder, then relax and lean against him bonelessly.

“Heheh…” Wu Xingzi would naturally not be so foolish as to answer this question. Having spent so much time together, he was able to use some discretion when dealing with Guan Shanjin. After all, he could not say that he long had the answer already. Mr. Lu and him were miles apart, one high up there, and the other low in the ground. If they were to ask a hundred people, all hundred of them would agree that the two of them were not alike at all. Other than Guan Shanjin having an issue with his vision, seeing things wrongly, what other reason could there be?

Wu Xingzi was not one to seek trouble for himself. He was well aware of his position, and acknowledged it.

Guan Shanjin harrumphed. How could he not realise how perfunctory Wu Xingzi’s answer was? He could not resist pinching Wu Xingzi’s slim waist, and Wu Xingzi’s breath caught. A little satisfied, Guan Shanjin bent his neck, kissing that bite mark he had left on Wu Xingzi’s cheek.

The two of them quietly settled in their entanglement for a moment. Breathing in Wu Xingzi’s faint scent, Guan Shanjin felt extreme comfort spreading through him.

“Wu Xingzi.”

“Yes.”

“Ai, Wu Xingzi.”

“Yes.”

“Have you missed me at all these days?”

Did he miss him? Wu Xingzi shifted a little uneasily, only to be embraced even more tightly. Between his thighs, he could already feel the heat at the man’s groin. Blushing, Wu Xingzi felt conflicted. Should he remain motionless, or just go with what he wanted? He dared not ponder too deeply over whether he missed Guan Shanjin or not, but he definitely did miss this pengornis.

However, Guan Shanjin did not wait for his reply. “I’ve been thinking of you all this while.” That sentence, gently travelling to Wu Xingzi’s ear, carried with it an undeniable affection. Even Wu Xingzi could not help but be moved, and a sweet, yet sour sensation welled up within him.

It had been a long time since anyone expressed that they were thinking about him so openly. Of course, Auntie Liu and her family were always concerned about him, and took care of him, but in the end, they were not family, and there was still some distance between them. For Wu Xingzi, who lived with no demands or desire, the one thing that he wished for the most, was probably to be thought of by someone sincerely.

After all, everyone had something they loved in this world, yet Wu Xingzi was always left behind.

Despite clearly knowing that in Guan Shanjin’s heart, there was a Mr. Lu, despite clearly knowing that he was only doted upon as a substitute, despite clearly knowing that there would be a day where he would return to Qingcheng County alone, when that day came, would that courage to kill himself still exist?

His thoughts spun, twisting and turning as they ran through his mind over and over again. Wu Xingzi reached out and hugged Guan Shanjin, nuzzling his cheek against the man’s chest, and spoke softly, “Ai, I did miss you quite a bit…”

In Wu Xingzi’s arms, the young man’s sturdy figure tensed up slightly, as though he had never expected to hear such an answer. A burning kiss pressed against Wu Xingzi’s lips, forceful, direct, and even a little brutal. Guan Shanjin bit Wu Xingzi’s lips, tangling their tongues together, sweeping through every sensitive spot in Wu Xingzi’s mouth, almost about to swallow Wu Xingzi all the way down.

“Ohh…” Wu Xingzi was left gasping from the passion, his entire person collapsing onto the firm chest in front of him. Yet Guan Shanjin was still unsatisfied. With loud, wet sounds, he slid his tongue as deeply as possible into Wu Xingzi’s mouth, and his arms around the thin body tightened further, unhappy with the distance between the two of them.

The saliva that could no longer be contained trailed out from their lips. Wu Xingzi’s eyes had already rolled to the back of his head, and all he breathed in was the scent of Guan Shanjin. A gasp of air that was taken with much difficulty was immediately stolen with another kiss, and Wu Xingzi was completely muddled by what was happening. He did not even know when his clothes had disappeared, and a blush spread through his slightly chilled skin upon contact with the man’s heated body temperature. Goosebumps followed the tinge of red.

Guan Shanjin panted heavily. He finally managed to pull his lips away slightly, now following down the line of Wu Xingzi’s neck.

“Hai-Haiwang…” Going along with Guan Shanjin’s kisses, Wu Xingzi fell back onto the bed with the pressure. He was inexplicably a little shy, and could not help but reach out to push at the man on top of him. Naturally, his efforts were futile. Ignoring the question of whether he was even able to push Guan Shanjin away or not, Wu Xingzi himself did not truly want to reject him.

“You don’t like it?” Guan Shanjin stopped what he was doing, asking as he concealed a smile.

“I- I like it…” Wu Xingzi had always been straightforward. Turning his head away shyly, the tip of his ears were a bright red. Exposing his delicate neck to Guan Shanjin, that soft, slender line was very pleasing to the eye, and all the marks and bruises scattered across were all remnants of their previous actions.

Guan Shanjin’s heart had melted completely, and the fire blazing within could no longer be controlled. Accompanied by Wu Xingzi’s alarmed shrieks, Guan Shanjin flipped him over, placing him in a position where his buttocks were raised up high, and that thin, fair waist arched enchantingly.

Wu Xingzi wanted to turn around and look at him, but his current position was too embarrassing. Who would have thought that his vision would suddenly turn dark? Something that felt like cloth covered his eyes, and was knotted firmly behind his head after wrapping around his head twice, and Wu Xingzi was unable to remove it.

“Don’t be afraid, we’re just playing, hmm?” In the dark, Guan Shanjin’s breath appeared extraordinarily heated beside his ear.

Guan Shanjin really knew how to play.

Whimpering, Wu Xingzi wanted to struggle. He could not see anything, and his skin seemed to turn even more sensitive. Guan Shanjin’s loose hair brushed gently against his back, the tingles rippling through his skin as though something was crawling across him, and Wu Xingzi’s limbs turned into jelly.

Seeing that he was not cooperative, Guan Shanjin went straight to smacking his buttocks. Wu Xingzi twisted and turned, so turned on that he could feel something dripping out from him. Between his cheeks, his hole winked shyly, and it could be seen clearly that it was already wet.

“My lewd darling.” Guan Shanjin loved how Wu Xingzi was so reserved out of bed, while being so lewd in bed. However, he was very resentful about how Wu Xingzi kept thinking about other pengornises as well! How could he ever let anyone else see Wu Xingzi this lewd, this slutty? No way in hell! In this life, even if he had to resort to tying him up, he would definitely tie this old thing to himself.

Again, he gave two harsh slaps to those round and perky buttocks. The impact caused the flesh to jiggle, and Guan Shanjin was further entranced. Between his legs, his pengornis rose up towards the sky, and its tip was already dripping with precome.

Wu Xingzi was feeling very shy. He could not see anything, and his extremely attuned senses could feel how Guan Shanjin was eyeing his body, gradually drawing closer to that hole of his. Warm, heated breaths swirled across his entrance, and a thrill ran through the old fellow. Curling up, he wanted to dodge, only to be caught.

“I have yet to taste you right here.”

Where? Wu Xingzi’s head exploded. Stuttering, he spoke, “Y-you, you w-want to t-taste…”

It can’t be there, right?! That spot’s too dirty!

“You smell so very sweet here. I wonder if you’ll taste just as sweet.” Guan Shanjin had actually tasted the juices of Wu Xingzi before. However, it was only a little from his fingertip. The taste could not be described as pleasant, but he liked it.

As they spent more time together, everything from Wu Xingzi’s head to toe, he liked them all. Despite Wu Xingzi always making him so angry that his chest felt stifled, almost vomiting blood, Guan Shanjin still liked every part of him.

Every time, this pink, blushing hole would be teased into a fiery red by him. However, after resting and taking care of it for a week, it would revert back to its original tightness and shyness. Guan Shanjin licked his lips. No longer able to restrain himself, he spread apart the cheeks that were marked with his handprints, and pressed his lips right onto the middle.

“Ah!” Wu Xingzi called out in alarm, unable to believe what he was feeling.

That nimble, agile thing, was it… was it… Was Guan Shanjin eating him out?

It was. Guan Shanjin lapped at the tender entrance with the tip of his tongue meticulously. Exploring every nook and cranny, he spared no skin, and licked until the hole softened under his tongue.

Wu Xingzi’s taste spread across his tongue, a slight astridity mixed with the sweetness. It was like fuel to the fire within him, and Guan Shanjin desperately wanted to make him orgasm with just his tongue. Since the thought ran through his head, Guan Shanjin held no reservations, and applied himself to it.

He forced the tip of his tongue into the hole. As the old fellow whimpered and whined, his hole tightened up, clenching down on Guan Shanjin’s tongue, causing it to be unable to move. It could not be said that Wu Xingzi was resistant to it. As he writhed, his hole screwed down on the intruder ingratiatingly. The juices dripped out even more, flowing down Guan Shanjin’s tongue into his mouth, as though there was a source of water right inside.

“Haiwang… Haiwang…” Wu Xingzi whimpered. His buttocks trembled, raised up high. He tried his best to turn his blindfolded eyes towards Guan Shanjin. Where his eyes were, indistinct water stains could be seen, and no one knew if they were the result of pleasure or fright.

Guan Shanjin jerked Wu Xingzi’s little pengornis a couple of times, causing moans to spill out from him. Wu Xingzi’s body had already lost all strength, and so his entrance naturally relaxed, allowing Guan Shanjin’s tongue to continue having its way.

Guan Shanjin placed great effort into what he was doing, mimicking the actions of a cock thrusting in. Licking into Wu Xingzi’s hole, he occasionally jabbed his tongue into that sensitive little spot within. By now, Wu Xingzi’s cries had started to tremble, and his juices gushed out over and over again. As Guan Shanjin pulled away, a thin, silvery thread connected the two of them together.