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Chu Tianxing said:

"Of course I killed it."

"Where's the corpse?"

"Well, I accidentally used too much power when I opened the big move, and I killed him to the ground, and the ashes were blown away..."

"Really?" Star Death Sword Venerable said lightly:

"Couldn't you have given the Patriarch of the Rage God to...well, like when you killed Amaterasu, did you turn into a bubble?"

Chu Tianxing stated some facts:

"Actually, I am mainly the ancestor of the Rage God who killed with a sword."

"And where is your sword?"

"I threw my sword into the sky and went on patrol."

"Your sword can still patrol independently!"

"Hehe, Excalibur has a spirit! As you know, Bing Po has been upgraded to Excalibur."

"Heavenly."

"Ok?"

Sword Master Xingfan was silent for a while, hesitant to speak.

Chu Tianxing said softly:

"Senior Sister, don't worry, if I am a kite, then you are the strings of the kite, holding the hand of the kite..."

Sword Master Xingfan pursed his lips and smiled, "As expected of a poet, I really have a way of talking sweet words. But, the thread, the hand, I'm not the only one, right?"

Chu Tianxing didn't change his face: "Senior sister knows me."

Starfall Sword Master gave him a pretty look, and then lightly punched him:

"Fuck you, say you're fat and you're still panting!"

"Sister."

"Ok?"

"While the war is over now, why don't we continue to practice? There is still a big boss in Xuanzhen Realm. If there is no Immortal True God's cultivation, I am afraid it will be difficult to handle."

"..."

"If you keep silent, I will take it as your acquiescence."

After finishing speaking, Chu Tianxing moved both hands, and hugged Xingfan Sword Master horizontally in the posture of a princess.

"Hey! Just after the battle you want to..."

"Wine and women are the best way for soldiers to relax..."

"I'm a fighter too! I joined the war too!"

"The wine and I are the best way for you to relax...Well, neither of us likes wine, so we have to relax with each other."

"Fuck you, let me down, I'll walk by myself... a lot of people are watching, why are you hugging me like this..."

"Let them watch it, we call it dog abuse..."

……

"I'll go, tease girls in public in broad daylight, Xiao Chu has the means! Old Xu, are you envious?"

"What is there to be envious of? In my whole life, I have already promised martial arts... Having these fists is enough."

"Understood, people are ugly and have a bad temper, output depends on hands..."

"...Xiao Lu, those who just hit were disabled people, and the fight was not very enjoyable, why don't you accompany me to do two punches? Hey, don't run away, I will punch you twice!"

……

"Girl flawless, your man has embraced another woman."

"I saw it! You are yelling so loudly, are you trying to save my face!"

"Uncle, I kindly remind you to watch your man closely."

"You still yelling... the people in half the castle can hear it!"

"I've lowered my voice as much as possible, okay? Hmph, you don't know good people... I think you might as well dye your hair green!"

"Hahaha, uncle, you are wrong. Bing Po was with Sword Master Xingfan first, and I was the latecomer. If you want to dye your hair, it shouldn't be me! Oh hehehe... "

"……as long as you are happy."

……

"...Just like that, Monkey King was crushed under Five Fingers Mountain."

The Dianyin Tathagata was not disturbed by the outside world at all, and told the story of the disturbance in the Heavenly Palace to the two captives in the Xuanzhen Realm with a peaceful face, and then asked with a smile:

"I don't know the two benefactors, but from this story, what is the truth?"

A Gang Qi Realm missing a left arm said solemnly:

"Monkey King was deceived."

Another Gangqi Realm who lost his left leg nodded in agreement:

"That's right. How could Sun Wukong not be able to fly a single palm in a tumble for hundreds of thousands of miles? So he either fell into an illusion or was trapped in a formation. That old guy, Tathagata Buddha, is also cunning. To deceive a naive and innocent little monkey like this..."

The Tathagata sighed:

"It seems that you two still haven't realized it."

The two Gang Qi Realm looked at each other, humbly asking for advice:

"Then what does this story tell us?"

Dianyin Tathagata smiled and said:

"This story tells us that anyone with the word 'Tathagata' in their name is not to be trifled with. Even if you have supernatural abilities, if you fall into the palm of Tathagata, you will be hard to fly. If you dare to dissatisfy, you will be killed with a single slap. Two If you think about it carefully, is this the truth? Oh, yes, after talking for so long, the old monk seems to have not introduced himself, which is rude... Well, the old monk called it, the Tathagata of electronic music."