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"I am leading my disciples to learn about the earth on the Internet and get familiar with the earth's environment, so as to better integrate into the earth's society. I said, uncle, you are on the Tianjian Mountain next door. Do you need to call me? If you have something to say, just let me know. Yet?"

"Hahaha, then I'm afraid that if you are having sex with your man, if the sound transmission will disturb your interest?"

Seeing that her character was about to be revived, Lu Wuxia quickly said, "I have something to talk about, I'm busy."

"Haha, it's nothing, just try the call effect of this phone"

"Boring!" Lu Wuxia twitched her lips, hung up the phone resolutely, and manipulated the newly revived character to rush out of the spring and head straight for the battlefield.

Lin Jie was also running her newly revived character to the battlefield when the phone in front of her suddenly vibrated.

Glancing at the caller ID, seeing the word "Ghost Seeing Worry", I couldn't help curling the corners of my mouth helplessly, and pressing the answer button, a certain roaring roar of Tianzun sounded in the receiver as expected:

"Jie girl, what are you doing?"

Lin Jie held the phone between her shoulders and chin, flexibly manipulated the mouse and keyboard with both hands, and said calmly:

"Learn the knowledge of the earth with master and get familiar with the earth's environment. Master, do you have something to do?"

"It's okay, just try the phone's call effect. Jie girl, you"

"It's okay, I'm hanging up, I'm busy."

Before the uncle could finish speaking, Lin Jie decisively hung up the phone.

"Master, do you know that the mobile phone has a blocking function?"

"I don't know, I haven't had time to study it. What's the point of the blocking function?"

"Pull a certain number into the blacklist, and his calls and text messages will be blocked in the future, and you will never be able to receive them again."

"Very good. Block someone for me."

"Good master. By the way, master, we two have always met pig teammates, why don't we call Yan Di to form a team together!"

"Hehe, he's very busy right now. If you call him, I'm afraid he will be blocked."

"Master, you are too useless."

"Hehe, you are useful, you call him!"

"Forget it, I think it's good for us to form a team, let's use it as a weight-bearing exercise."

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417, I don't want to work hard anymore【1/3】

"Lu Wuxia and Nu Jianxian seem to have adapted quickly these few days. The disciples of Tianjian Mountain have also gradually accepted and adapted to the current life. Next, we need to ask someone to teach them the basic rules of Ming Dynasty and the earth, especially It is about the law. We must let them know that Da Ming and the earth are not the world ruled by sect precepts and family laws in the Xuanzhen world. We must resolutely put an end to the Xuanzhen world's consistent rule that the strong are respected, and power is the law. Fist is the mentality of power..."

"Yeah, you can arrange these senior sisters. By the way, senior sister, is it a bit inappropriate to talk about such serious and serious topics?"

"Why, why is it inappropriate?"

"It's a sight to behold!"

"Fuck you, I'm meditating right now? What's the problem?"

"But you're still sitting on me..."

Well, Sword Master Starfall is indeed meditating right now.

But the place to meditate is naturally on Chu Tianxing's body.

And this is undoubtedly the most efficient way of cultivation.

After all, Chu Tianxing ate a lot in the Immortal Palace, and almost wiped out the remaining power of the unknown evil god in the Immortal Palace. While his own cultivation was soaring, the effectiveness of positive energy also increased by leaps and bounds.

In the past few days, Xingfan Sword Master has benefited a lot from his help, and his cultivation has improved faster, even far surpassing her use of "Golden Crow's Blood" and other stellar energy realm treasures.

According to this efficiency of cultivation, it is preliminarily estimated that it will only take half a month. The accumulation of skills and physical fitness that Jian Zun currently lacks can be polished to a perfect state, and the ultimate perfection of essence, energy, and spirit can be achieved. You can really try to condense the immortal power Dan.

Of course, Chu Tianxing paid a lot for this.

In the past few days, apart from taking some time out every day to help Lu Wuxia and Nu Jianxian learn the knowledge of the earth and integrate into the earth's environment, most of the time has been mercilessly squeezed by the Star Death Sword Master-obviously, This is her kind of punishment for Chu Tianxing.

Of course, Chu Tianxing himself enjoyed this kind of punishment, and he didn't have any intention of resisting it.

Earlier, Sword Master Star Perished had dispatched a mechanical army to carry out a major infrastructure construction in Kunlun Cave.

Not only have various modern living and military facilities been built, but also optical cables have been pulled in and signal base stations have been built.

This greatly facilitated Lu Wuxia and Nu Jianxian to learn about the earth through the Internet.

Being in the Stellar Qi Realm, they are naturally proficient in language and characters, and they are also extremely fast at learning new things. Not only are they proficient in various languages ​​and characters, but also all kinds of modern tools can be used as soon as they are learned.

Because of the strong learning ability in the Gang Qi Realm, Chu Tianxing didn't need to spend too much time teaching Lu Wuxia and Nu Jianxian.And after Lu Wuxia and Nu Jianxian learned all kinds of knowledge, they could also use the ability of the Stellar Qi Realm to quickly teach the disciples of Tianjian Mountain.

This allowed Chu Tianxing to spend more time with Sword Master.

However, due to the lack of supervision, Lu Wuxia, who has always been greedy for pleasure and lazy, soon became proficient in various computer games, and led his apprentice to indulge in them...

Sword Immortal Fury is no better than Lu Wuxia's master and apprentice.

He happily dialed the phone numbers of every disciple of Tianjian Mountain one by one, calling it a test call function.

Even if the other party was in the room next to him, he didn't bother to transmit the sound. He would either make a call or send a meaningless text message.

Many Tianjianshan disciples who are also exploring the new world through the computer network, or experiencing all kinds of novel equipment that have never been seen or even heard before, are very annoyed by this, but they don't have the courage to block him. They can only pinch their noses and forcibly Endure the harassment of the angry sword fairy.

Nu Jianxian also fell in love with watching TV.

Most of the time, he sits in front of the TV and watches it.News, advertisements, variety shows, cartoons, and TV dramas are always available.

From time to time, he picked up his mobile phone and harassed his disciples:

"Bring me some beer, cold."

"Give me some snacks, I want a chocolate cream cake... What? There are no more sweets? How is it possible? There are still a lot of them in the morning! What? They were emptied by your sisters and sisters? Bastard, why do girls eat so many sweets? Well? Aren’t you afraid of getting fat? How can a fat man marry in the future? Give me an order, all disciples who have eaten sweets, go to practice swords a thousand times for me!”

"Xiao Zhou, why didn't you reply to the text message I sent you? Didn't you receive it? Impossible, I sent more than a dozen text messages in a row... It's nothing important, just to test the text message editing function. You turn a blind eye, yes Great disrespect to my master! There is nothing to explain, go practice sword ten thousand times, don't try to be lazy, I will check at any time..."

"Xiao Zhuo, why didn't you answer your call just now? What are you busy with? Can you help me? Can you drink the toilet water? Of course you can drink such clean water! I don't need to drink water. You can be full if you drink the northwest wind. If you are filial, you can drink the water yourself... I don't have any instructions, just test the call function. In addition, I haven't heard you sing for some days, and I want to hear you sing... No need Come to me and finish singing on the phone."

"Xiao Wu, what are you doing? The refrigerator is broken? How could it be broken?...Oh, you brother Zhao said that there is an ice dragon hidden in the refrigerator, so you believe it? Why don't you take it apart to check... Are you stupid? Hurry up and fix the refrigerator! What? Can’t fix it? If you can’t fix it, tear it apart! If the refrigerator can’t be repaired, then you can drill into the refrigerator and take care of the refrigeration..."

"Xiaozhi, what happened just now? Why did I hear gunshots and screams? Uh...Zeng Erniu bet that he can use his internal strength to withstand heavy machine gun shooting? You really fired at him? You fools b... Is he dead? Didn’t he die? All his ribs are broken? It’s okay, okay, tell him to recover from his injuries, and when he recovers, I’ll give him another hug! You stupid b.”

"Elder Qi, what are you doing? It's okay, I'm just asking what you are doing... Eh, your voice seems a bit wrong... You! Are you playing with the female disciple? No? What's wrong with that voice? Don't think about it Don't tell me, once I open my perception, even if you are hiding in the basement, I can know it clearly! Watching a movie? How can there be such a movie? The special educational film of Fusang Kingdom? Which channel, why is it not on my TV? Want to watch it online? Hurry up and report the URL!"