Chapter 28: Shrek Admissions Preparation
Time is like an arrow, the sun and the moon are like a shuttle, and it's time for Shrek to recruit students every year.
"You said our college can recruit new students this year?"
As Oscar moved a chair, he asked Le Bai: "We have been here for almost eight years. Up to now, there are only four students, Hongjun and Dai, including you and me. There is not even a girl. I want to go to other students recently. I know some girls in the college."
"If you want to go, I won't stop you."
Le Bai holds a table in his hand, as always, spoilers at will: "This year the college can recruit not only freshmen, but also four. And among the four freshmen, three of them are very beautiful girls."
"It's good to have one, and four!"
Oscar didn’t believe it at all: “But seriously, if any beautiful girls are recruited, I’ll definitely go after them!”
"What if you look at others, but others look down on you?"
Le Bai reminded Oscar: "You look at your beard and your clothes. It is not surprising that others treat you as an uncle."
"Big…"
Oscar felt choked: "Yes, it should not be... How do I say it is the most handsome in our college!"
"The premise is that others can see your face clearly."
Le Bai reminded again: "The first impression is very important. And you didn't realize that when we were exercising recently, did the little girls in the village look at Boss Dai? When you didn't grow a beard, they were all It’s up to you."
"Hey!"
Oscar rubbed his beard uncomfortably: "After I move things, I will shave off my beard when I go back!"
"By the way, change into new clothes. In the past few years, I have given you new clothes every year, but you wear them out! Keep the new clothes unworn and you won’t have new clothes."
Lebai reminded for the third time: "Look at Boss Dai, who wears new clothes almost every day."
"Have it?"
Oscar recalled: "How do I remember that Boss Dai often wears a set of clothes for seven or eight days in a row."
"He has seven or eight sets that are exactly the same."
Le Bai pointed to the clothes on his body: "Do you think I have worn this suit for almost half a month? Don't be silly. With our amount of exercise, we can get stinky without changing it in a day. I have it every day. Change, but the styles are the same. Speaking of which, Boss Dai learned it from me. By the way, Hong Jun did the same."
Oscar: "???"
What's the matter with you? Do you not tell me anything like this? After doing it for a long time, I am the only sloppy person?
"I reminded you many times."
Le Bai said helplessly: "You always say that you know, but in the end you didn't do it every time."
"do not talk!"
Oscar looked regretful: "When I finish moving these things, I'll change them when I go back!"
"That's right."
Lebai nodded, took two steps, and then asked: "When the day after tomorrow starts enrolling students, are you going to sell sausages like last year?"
"Uh, yes, how do you know?"
Oscar complained: "I don't know how to strike iron and also make soul guides. Now I watch the ten golden soul coins issued by the Wuhun Temple every month."
"Don't say that ten Golden Soul Coins are rarely the same!"
Le Bai feels something is wrong: "Where did you use the monthly subsidies?"
"this…"
Oscar's eyes began to drift around: "Buy things, and eat and eat!"
"O, Si, Ka classmates~"
Le Bai had a kind face: "please look into my eyes and say it again, have you used the gold soul coins you receive every month in the Wuhun Hall?"
"Ah, I said, I said, I said everything!"
Oscar can't stand being stared at and asked by Le Bai; "I gave it to my dad! Every month I get the money and leave a gold soul coin, and the rest will be sent back to him by the trustee!"
"Your dad?"
Le Bai curiously said: "When I started to make money by ironing iron, I would take the extra money back to the village every month. The money in the past few years should be enough for him to become the richest man in the village. Didn't he tell you? ?"
"Eh…"
Oscar's expression was dazed: "What did you say?"
Seeing Oscar's expression, Le Bai probably understood what was going on, and patted Oscar on the shoulder with one hand: "That's your dad after all, so it's not a waste."
Until Le Bai walked out more than ten meters, Oscar's angry roar came from behind him: "Smelly-old-dad-!"
At the same time, in Rouxiang Village thousands of miles away, Oscar, who relied on the golden soul coins brought back by his two sons every month to live an extremely nourishing life, suddenly sneezed.
"What's wrong with you dear? Have you caught a cold!"
"It's okay, it's okay! The two kids should be talking about me!"
"They have been away for many years, so why don't they come back to see you just by asking people to bring you money?"
"Who said no? Leave me alone, alas..."
"My dear, and I will stay with you!"
"Yes! Still hello!"
...
"You are here. Le Bai, just leave the table at the door, and be careful not to block it."
The Shrek gate is the first entrance to school. This year, it is guarded by Mr. Li Yusong and Li: "Oscar, you put the chair behind the table and the other chair next to it."
Le Bai and Oscar arranged the tables and chairs.
"It's done."
Oscar clapped his hands: "Le Bai, hand it to you later, I will go back to the dormitory to clean up!"
"go Go."
Le Bai waved his hand, UU reading www.uukanshu.com waited for Oscar to run away, and asked Li Yusong: "Mr. Li, does the dean have anything else to explain?"
"Have."
Li Yusong thought for a while, and took out a note from his pocket: "In the past two years, the beds and sheets in our college dormitory have been worn out. The dean said that he is going to change to a better bed this year, but the money is not enough, so I asked the Rose Hotel in Soto City for a few second-hand goods that they eliminated, which is better than what we are using now. Originally, I planned to let Mubai take a trip. Since you asked, I will leave it to you."
Just when Le Bai reached out to take the list, Dai Mubai arrived: "Mr. Li, I have kept you waiting! Oh, Le Bai is here too!"
"Mubai, you are here!"
Li Yusong looked at Dai Mubai and Le Bai: "Why don't you two go together?"
"No need, Teacher Li!"
Dai Mubai understood the situation instantly and patted his chest: "I'll just go for this little thing! Don't you just say it at the beginning, I'll go!"
"Boss Dai, it's okay."
Lebai smiled and said, "I happen to have something to go to Soto City. Let's go together."
"Row."
Dai Mubai no longer declined: "Since you have said so. Do you know the specific location of the Rose Hotel? I haven't been there and I'm not familiar with it."
"Wait a minute, I am a little impressed."
Le Bai recalled briefly: "Remember, it is a love hotel, which is quite famous in Soto City. It is said that the hardware conditions are very good. It is estimated that the bed sheets are replaced very diligently. So, the dean asked them for second-hand The goods are not incomprehensible."
Dai Mubai's expression was stiff: "Le Bai, after getting there in a while, the two of us shouldn't go in together, right?"
Lebai nodded: "I was just trying to say that."
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