What's wrong with me promoting my girlfriend as a diva?

After Huang Fei's Weibo was forwarded several times, people who originally just thought the song was nice listened to his "Niangzi" and suddenly had a different taste.

By the way, because of the forwarding of friends in the circle, Huang Fei was laughed at for not paying attention to the Chinese music scene for too long, and the data of the song "Galanyu" also began to rise rapidly on the music platform.

At this time, the people who watched the fun were no longer staring at the competition between Zheng Jingchi and Qiao Sheng, but were waiting to see whether Qiao Sheng had created a new genre.

Soon, the music review of "Ear Hole" came out.

"How should I describe the song "Niangzi"? When I first heard it, I felt it was a bit 'weird', but after playing it several times, I became more and more fascinated."

"The beauty of this song lies not in the lyrics and melody it expresses, but in its contradictions and stubbornness, as if every note is fighting against the mainstream music today."

"When I first heard it, every time I thought it would be natural to do this or that, I always felt that Qiao Sheng would rush out from the speakers and slap me in the face, saying loudly, are you teaching me how to do things?"

"First of all, it's harmony. Generally speaking, the lyrics of ancient style songs are mostly about resentful women in the boudoir, emotional intelligence and separation, and the harmony routines used are relatively conventional. , I am afraid that you may not understand, so I will not elaborate here. ”

“In short, it is easy to create a very ancient and sad atmosphere by using this kind of conventional harmony and adding some embellishments such as guzheng and flute. ”

“The song "Niangzi" is different. Qiao Sheng uses relatively gray chords, which are not easy for human ears to distinguish. From the harmony of this song, we can hear that Qiao Sheng must have worked hard in this regard. ”

“In short, fixed routines are indeed not easy to make mistakes and are also very pleasant to the ears. However, at this time when such ancient style songs are flooded, everyone has long been tired of listening to them. On the contrary, the appropriate use of some uncommon harmonies can make the song more worthy of scrutiny. ”

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The music review of "Ear Hole" wrote thousands of words, analyzing the whole song from harmony, melody, to instruments, etc.

He brought up "Galan Rain" again, distinguishing the two songs "Galan Rain" and "Niangzi" from Qiao Sheng's other ancient style songs.

"I think these two songs can be said to be the beginning of Qiao Sheng's creation of a new type of Chinese songs, but I don't know what words to use to describe them."

At the end of the music review, he also asked everyone to go to Qiao Sheng's Weibo and ask him to give an explanation, and by the way, ask him to make a studio version of "Galan Rain".

"Ear Hole" actually had some selfish motives in the end, because he was pulled out of the small dark room by Qiao Sheng, and now he has so many people to promote him, you should calm down, right?

After seeing the petition of 10,000 people launched in the comment area of ​​his Weibo, Qiao Sheng was at a loss whether to laugh or cry, and could only post on Weibo that he would make a studio version as soon as possible.

At the same time, facing the inquiries from many netizens and music critics, Qiao Sheng ignored them and posted a Weibo to keep them in suspense.

"Regarding the style of the work, I will make an explanation after the studio version of "Fireworks are Cooling" is released. Oh yes, "Fireworks are Cooling" is the real name of "Galanyu". "

As soon as this Weibo post came out, it attracted more criticism, and everyone was shouting for Qiao Sheng to hurry up.

As a loyal fan, Xiao Fang, a comment she posted was liked by many people.

"You have already released your album, what are you still busy with? Hurry up and record the song for me. Release it within three days, and I will post a video of me dancing in black silk and high heels!"

Xiao Fang was actually just talking nonsense. She never thought that her Weibo post would be found out from thousands of comments by many wolf friends, and even liked and pinned.

Qiao Sheng naturally saw this comment, and then he looked at Xiao Fang's Weibo nickname and fell into deep thought. This 'Xiao Fang Bu Huang' seems to be the female Bodhisattva in Douyin?

He immediately opened Douyin and searched it. It really is! Especially the video of dancing in a frog costume before, he still remembers it vividly.

But he didn't dare to do anything rash. He was a man who followed the male ethics. He had unfollowed those bloggers on Douyin a long time ago.

He was afraid that one day Bai Shu would open his Douyin and see the screen full of black silk shaking buttocks, and then use the love spells of Sichuan and Chongqing women on him.

"I'm Shu Daoshan!"

But everyone said that Sichuan and Chongqing men are henpecked

, afraid of their wives, Sichuan and Chongqing girls also say the most cruel words in the most coquettish voice.

In Bai Shu, apart from being pinched on the face all the time, Qiao Sheng didn't feel much.

The only time he was beaten by Bai Shu was because he saw netizens on Douyin saying that if Sichuan and Chongqing women are nagging you, you can make them quiet by saying a four-word spell.

Those four words are "magic cloak".

Qiao Sheng was curious, and once when he was dating Bai Shu, he heard her nagging about not taking good care of her skin, and she said these four words.

Sure enough, Bai Shu calmed down and looked at him with a shocked look.

At that moment, Qiao Sheng thought that this spell was really the same as what netizens said, and it could really control Sichuan and Chongqing women.

Unexpectedly, Bai Shu turned into a female Tyrannosaurus Rex and pressed Qiao Sheng on the chair in the box and beat him up.

Finally, Qiao Sheng took out his mobile phone, found the video and explained it clearly, and Bai Shu let him go.

That was the time when Bai Shu opened Qiao Sheng's follow list and liked and collected his posts. He found that they were all about cow hooves, wilderness survival, carpet washing, etc., so he didn't let him go to the hospital.

The number of likes for the comment "Xiao Fang is not panicking" increased, and Qiao Sheng uploaded the studio version of "Fireworks are easy to cool" to the music platform a day later.

He really didn't do it to see Xiao Fang dancing, he did it for the welfare of thousands of brothers on Weibo!

But not long after he released the song, he received a WeChat message from Bai Shu.

"Ah, you like to see black silk, right? You like to see dancing, right?"

Along with this WeChat message, there was a screenshot of Xiao Fang's Weibo comment.

Qiao Sheng cried out that he was wronged.

"It's wrong, sir. This song was already recorded. Seeing that everyone was begging for it, I just posted it by the way. It is definitely not for the benefit of the majority of male fans!"

"I don't believe you."

Just when Qiao Sheng thought he was doomed, Bai Shu called him.

"You guys love black stockings so much?"

Qiao Sheng certainly couldn't admit it, so he said, "That's not right. White stockings and lace are fine."

"Qiao Sheng!" Bai Shu was so angry that she gritted her teeth and said, "Just wait!"

After that, she hung up the phone.

Ten minutes later, Qiao Sheng received another WeChat message from Bai Shu.

It was a photo.

A pair of slender and even long legs, wrapped in black stockings, lying on a white bed sheet.

Qiao Sheng was so excited.

But his mind immediately sent him a danger alert.

The incident in which he mistook Huang Yushu for Bai Shu suddenly came to mind.

He tentatively typed and asked, "Is this a selfie of yours?"

Bai Shu neither admitted nor denied it, but sent a charming voice message in a royal sister voice.

"Brother, if you want to see it later, I'll show it to you."

Qiao Sheng: Die, die, die.