Watch Me Eat Fish, It’s Exciting!

While Yan Ran was wondering how to fight back, Wang Yiming sat on the floor under Yan Ran’s bed and said anxiously: “This contest has your name, you are the youngest newcomer in it, and many people who have been doing live broadcasts for a long time have not got this The recommended places are actually given to you by the platform. This must have aroused the jealousy of the peers, who has not yet operated, and there are too many peers. I plan to spend money to find someone to check the source of this video. I ca n’t wait any longer. You will be disqualified when you wait. “

Yan Ran rolled on the bed, and stretched lazily, “No need, someone has checked.”

He knew that when his fans set up a fan base, he also joined in. At first, just for curiosity, now he has grasped the movement of fans.

There is a technology emperor in his fan base that has been maintained. When this incident was first revealed, his fans still upheld him and did n’t believe it was true. Just now, the technical emperor analyzed the source of this video and did not find the source of it, but he has determined this video. It is true, the people inside are also true, there is no trace of ps. A large part of his fans have retired and turned black.

Yan Ran also realized that it wasn’t his efforts to become better that he could become a role model for others. It’s not that he does what anyone would believe unconditionally. This incident also made Yan Ran understand that the human heart is always the most unpredictable thing. As long as you are conscientious, worthy of yourself, worthy of the world, and worthy of those who really care about yourself, this is enough.

Yan Ran rolled to the bed, holding his head and looking at his shoveling officer, seriously said, “Wang Yiming, that person is really not me.”

Wang Yiming suddenly met these sincere big eyes and froze for a moment, then reacted, and said angrily: “Nonsense! We have been together, where can you go together!”

Yan Ran narrowed his eyes with a smile. Wang Yiming was really a very loyal shoveler. At this time, he spoke like an uncle Wolf who had taken care of him.

“Shovel officer, your position in my mind has risen from the bottom class to the first level.”

Wang Yiming: “…”

In co-authorship, he was a bottom layer before.

At this time, the leader who has been busy in the fan group finally came online: I’m sorry, a lot of people walked in the group, I regret this. I want to stay and ca n’t stay, I must stay with me I believe Yan Ran is the same. There must be someone who wants black Yan Ran. I believe that the truth will soon come to light and everyone must calm down.

At this time, someone asked: Chief, this is a real hammer, do you still believe him so much? To be honest, I also intend to leave the group.

The first beautiful girl in the universe: believe him! As long as Yan Ran said it wasn’t him, I firmly believed in him, no matter what happened, no matter when, I believed him.

Yan Ran saw this sentence, withdrew from the group chat with a smile, and saw that now, there are still people who believe him.

“Brother Yu, can I move now?” Yan Ran called Qin Yunli, “I have written down those who scolded me hard, a lot.”

Qin Lili only returned him a word: “Um.”

Then hung up the phone unilaterally.

Yan Ran was speechless, old-fashioned fish, no matter how lazy it is, it will not taste good after being fat.

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Tao Xiaohui is the commander of the senior Marine Corps. He takes a person to take a single rhythm rhythm, and the experienced senior spout has a dime of six cents. After taking a good list, a member can earn hundreds of dollars a day. Sometimes There are several blacks in a day, and each has many trumpet. You can also play Infernal Affairs, black on the left and black on the right, and recognize money but not others.

Yan Ran’s list is not very technical, because the video is true, as long as cursing people is fine, such topics as small three, **** guys, fostering, forced abortion and other topics are all hot topics. As soon as they raise it, netizens who do n’t know the truth do n’t ask the facts at all, and they will follow along. Tao Xiaohui looked at the rhythm and was completely in control. He was happy to take a look at today’s data. When he was about to ask the employer for the final payment, he had an inexplicable smell. Tao Xiaohui followed the taste alertly to find the past, after seeing what was burnt, he suddenly scolded: “Look!”

The microwave oven was short-circuited, causing a short circuit in the wires. The strange thing was that the fuse did not blow, the electric shock protector did not trip, and the microwave oven was smoking.

Tao Xiaohui hurried to pull the switch. At this time, the light at home burst with a loud bang. A frightened Tao Xiaohui sat on the ground with her buttocks, just sitting on the **** of the lampshade that had exploded. There was a pain in her buttocks. He sighed in pain, tears came out. One touch of the butt, one hand of blood.

Immediately after that, he just spent tens of thousands of high-end computers with a black screen, and the entire computer gave out a burnt smell. Tao Xiaohui’s head buzzed, and he held the buttocks by the light outside the window, and he just moved to the electric switch. Several mobile phones plugged into the socket also gave out a scorching smell. Tao Xiaohui really cried. He bought the highest configuration and most expensive equipment!

However, this is not over yet. The air conditioners, TVs, refrigerators, washing machines, ovens in the home … all the electronic devices connected to the electricity all gave out a scorching smell and were collectively scrapped!

Because a microwave oven lost the family ’s electrical appliances and his own butt, Tao Xiaohui could n’t cry when he cried. He wanted to call himself an ambulance without a cell phone. He was forced to lie at the window to call for help. Unfortunately, there was no As people pass by, Tao Xiaohui with a glass of glass scum is desperate, “Why the **** is so unlucky!”

At the same time, almost all of the members of the “Ten Fingers” group had various accidents. It was just a few things that led to various unlucky things. Like the bad body, all kinds of bad luck and all kinds of fortune!

The computer with the computer is broken, the mobile phone is used to hang, what is the reason for walking and wrestling to break the front teeth, drinking water has bird feces being faint, please ask the boss to eat and frighten the fly group, and you won the lottery and accidentally fell into the lottery The toilet man, unwilling to reach out to fish, but was caught by the toilet … Anyway, unlucky things are scary to say.

This group of people is bad, and a group of network sprayers are also more bad than usual. Those who lost their wallets, their ID cards, their bank cards, smashed the decorations of the store, walked and broke the water dispenser, anyway. What’s new, all have one thing in common: bad luck + broken money!

At this time, the yellow fox platform that had been said to let Yan Ran handle the matter himself suddenly issued a statement: Some Internet users maliciously fabricated and publicly distributed the stigmatizing content of Yan Ran, an artist who signed on to my platform, so that the malicious target was The public who did not know the truth misunderstood Yan Ran and caused a serious reputation loss to Yan Ran and the platform. We have submitted the list of visitors to the live broadcast room to the police according to law to resolve this malicious slander and rumor case.

There was a commotion among those who were concerned about this. This is the platform to protect people. Who is this Yan Ran?

Even if you look at it, there is a backstage. It’s still a great backstage!

Just five minutes later, the official platform once again made a statement: after investigation by the police, the person in the video was not Yan Ran himself, but a well-known beauty makeup master on the Internet, who was good at imitating various makeup “butterfly flying wildly”, formerly known as Chai Fandie, male, 22 years old. He has been detained by the police in accordance with the law for suspecting multiple internet cases. Now the platform and Mr. Chai Fandie have terminated the labor contract according to law.

Almost at the same time, the Weibo of the “Internet Lingling Dog” was blocked. At the same time, there were more than a dozen Internet v. The police directly issued a notice: It is not cost-free to rumor, and it is also legally responsible to forward more than a certain number I hope the majority of netizens will take it seriously.

Reverse!

Fast, accurate, and ruthless reversal!

The sane netizens who were still waiting on the Internet are all aggressive: lying down! Uncle Police is here!

Does the police uncle tell lies? Must not! Didn’t those who scolded Yan Ran wronged him before? Not stupid, not face? At this time, everyone suddenly found that the Internet suddenly calmed down, and the group of the most fierce people who scolded all disappeared. It stands to reason that even if you shut up and not spray, you should not know that you are wrong so quickly. Is it a bit weird to be quiet?

Yan Ran watched the reversal on the Internet and couldn’t help but whisper a few times, saying that the fish brother is a fish brother. The transshipment ability is really invincible, which can make so many people unlucky at the same time. Moreover, Juan always said that regardless of him, he suddenly helped him now. He did not believe that if nothing happened in the middle, Juan would suddenly change his mind.

Is it also fish brother?

Until now, Yan Ran only knew that Qin Yunli was a super-powerful demon, and he was still in the worship of little fairies, and the other party was grateful for his spiritual guidance. He treated the other party as an elder like Master, He really didn’t know what was going on in the human world.

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In the middle of the night, hundreds of lynxes came to Dawang Village silently. Yan Ran heard the sound of knocking on the window and opened the window. A well-built, snow-white cat jumped in gracefully, his tail fluttered, his head looked up, revealing a beautiful pair The blue and gold pupils turned out to be a handsome male lion cat.

The big white cat stretched out its paw, followed the cat behind it to make a move, and put the document bag in its mouth. The big white cat caught one of its paws, pushed it to Yan Ran, and said, “You look for me during the day The investigation has been clarified. It is these two humans who planned. I have asked someone to write down the cause and effect, and there is some evidence. The addresses of the two are also inside. “

Yan Ran took it over happily, cuddling the big white cat, burying his face in the fur of the other side, and his face was happy, “Enough is enough, this is already great, handsome white, you are The most handsome cat! “

The white cat’s cold expression couldn’t hold up, and his satin-like fur was tangled and messed up. In the end, he worshipped under Yan Ran’s enthusiastic offensive, and clenched his head with his claws. He froze his face, his petting look was like looking at a child who was not growing up, but his mouth was too disgusting. “Why are you still so milky? Why, when did you grow up?”

Yan Ran made a move, threw the white cat out of the window, and closed the window.

When I was a child, I spit and urinate together, and **** away.

After the white cat was gone, Yan Ran opened the file bag, which contained a few sheets of paper, and a USB flash drive. After quickly reading the above information, Yan Ran fell on those two addresses and grinned: “Ha ha!”

He has limited ability and cannot do what Yuyu can do. He can only find the conductor behind the scenes, pinch out his little tail, paste his paw on the ground, pinch his throat, and tell him that no cat is good-tempered. .

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After receiving the report sent by his subordinates, Jiang Yan said that she was asleep and closed her eyes, and said: “Sir, Chai Fandie, the butterfly demon who is good at imitation, has been taken away by the management and tried As a result, a report will be sent to you. Master Yan has found cat friends and found Zhang Feng and Wang Yan. “

Qin Yunli said lazily: “Well, keep those two humans and exercise his predation ability.”

Just when Jiang Yan arranged not to move Zhang Feng and Wang Yan first, to let Yan Ran out of breath, Qin Yunli suddenly opened her eyes and said indifferently: “Let them dismiss them first.”

Jiang Yan: “…”

Is this cat over-careful? Say good exercise?

The author has something to say: later

Brother Yu: Who is that cat? Who is that white eagle? Who is that marten? Who is that panda? !! ▼ _ ▼

Yan Ran: Who hasn’t grown up with a few crotch pants? ╮ (‵ ▽ ′) ╭

Brother Yu: I do n’t have it, let alone open crotch pants! (▼ 皿 ▼ #)

Yan Ran: You did n’t even wear swimming trunks when you were swimming with an unknown fish, what did I say (╯ ‵ □ ′) ╯︵┻─┻

Brother Yu defeated!

———— The dividing line of open crotch pants ————

One chapter didn’t finish, and the next chapter went on, and all of them were cleaned up. Many babies asked when to enter v, and got seven or eight thousand words. Is it swollen, do you have a lot of money to spend? Don’t you keep marrying your daughter-in-law? It is expensive to marry a wife ^ _ ^