LIGHTNOVELONLINE Urban Shenhao: Start by rejecting the school beauties of the rich second generation
Chapter 416 I Often Reboot
Chapter 416 I Often Reboot
×&%￥#@...
this person.
I want my daughter-in-law crazy.
How did you become amazing.
Being beat up by Hua Mulan, I have never been so silent.
long time.
Su Ye regained his composure and asked, "Do you want to find a girlfriend, or just want to...have fun?"
"Of course it's girlfriend fragrance, just for fun, I have my own hands."
"Not only have hands..."
Su Ye answered subconsciously.
Ok.
once.
Ajiao is out on a date and temporarily has no socks to wear.
I decided to follow the youngest pair.
Opened the cabinet.
The surface is normal.
But scroll down.
cough cough.
Inside a well-packed iron box, there is a plastic bag.
Inside is a "peach" made of TPE.
It's a biological need.
can understand.
I put it back in place, and nothing happened.
It just so happened that the youngest came back and was caught.
Ajiao kept on doing nothing, planning to kill people... Cough cough, planning to sue the villain first, put on a gesture of being good for the youngest, and denounced his behavior.
The youngest is boring.
After all, it was a very shameful thing, so I was cowardly at the time, and came directly to confess.
Su Ye and the others were shocked to find out.
Just this peach.
Still bought second hand.
As for the reason, economic conditions do not allow it.
Take a look at the shopping links.
Good guy.
Regardless of the 3 or 4 catties, the original price is more than 800, no wonder you have to buy second-hand ones.
He belongs to an old man in the cup group he bought.
Su Ye was still a little nervous.
If the youngest is looking for someone to chat with and share experience: Look, your B-boy is used like this!
What ntr plot?
Later, the people in the dormitory unanimously deduced that the youngest moved out to live by himself, maybe not because of cleanliness or something, but because he couldn't use it well.
The toy may also have been updated, maybe it is a big item like Junying or something.
"Hey?"
The youngest gave him a blank look: "After you found out last time, I quit sex."
"I'm going, is it true?"
"Really."
The youngest said very naturally: "I often reboot, I have rebooted several times."
often……
several times...
Su Ye was really speechless.
He brought the topic back on track: "If you want to spend some money 419, it's quite easy. For a girlfriend, you have to improve your image and temperament, um..."
He glanced at the youngest's face.
Su Ye was silent again.
"Hey, what do you mean?"
"No, people have to face themselves first. There are thousands of ordinary-looking people, and it's no big deal."
Su Ye sincerely advises the youngest: "I think, you can consider starting online dating first, chatting to show your inner self, and develop a certain liking before meeting again. This way the success rate is higher."
"Online dating?"
Hearing this word, the youngest vomited bitterly: "I'm already desperate for online dating. In the past few days, I've found three online dating partners."
"..."
Su Ye was very surprised.
Is it so efficient?
I just heard the youngest continue to say: "The first online dating girl is very rich, she fell in love with me after a few words, and a day later, she blocked me because I didn't buy the 2000 yuan/jin tea made by her grandpa. .”
"The second online dating girlfriend is Bai Fumei, who is in a very big business. We established a relationship within a few hours. She really wanted to help me and asked me to invest in a profitable project with her. I hesitated In a few days, they blocked me too."
"The third online dating girlfriend is a gentle, considerate and delicate big girl. Her family is a mine owner. She said that she likes me like this, and we have established a relationship. She cares about me every day, and when she says she is bored, she goes to a website to play cards. , won a lot of money, and asked me to go to the website to play with her. I said that I didn't open the online banking and couldn't recharge, and blocked me again."
"These three unforgettable loves came so quickly, but they left so decisively. I'm so sad. From now on, there will be no more greed in my world..."
Su Ye stared at him.
Seriously suspected that he was taken over by Xiaobai.
how……
Has it become so funny?
But thinking about myself who insisted on rejecting pre-marital sex and Xiaobai who has changed, I can only say that people will change.
Fortunately for him.
These three "loves" ended without a problem.
It's not that the youngest is so smart.
It was poverty that protected him.
No one can take advantage of me as long as I'm a waste.
As long as I have no money, no one can cheat me of money.
"It doesn't work in reality, and neither does online dating. I can't help it."
"I have an advantage, but it's hard to reveal it, or I just go for a walk on the street?"
The youngest stared.
Made a desperate expression.
It is obvious that he is going to do something bad.
Knowing that he has evil intentions but not courage, it's just a joke.
Su Ye also indulged and said: "Punishment, my friend, you can stay idle, and you can also engage in criminal art. Then you can copy it and show it to other girls carefully, otherwise you will be bored, maybe you can still load it. Dead book. You have become more and more judges these days, and this kind of new life that can't be imprisoned is in front of Yan."
The youngest rolled her eyes to the sky and stopped interrupting: "I'd better start by learning how to chat. Whenever I talk to girls, I get nervous."
"Well, I have a little idea."
"Tell me."
The youngest said excitedly: "It's better to be the kind, in three sentences, the kind that makes women spend 18 yuan for me."
Immediately.
The woman's devilish voice echoed in Su Ye's mind.
The more you think, the more angry you are.
Thinking about how I have done good deeds all my life and never done anything bad, how did I get that video?
"Yes, but we have to play a little game of asking and answering first. I will ask and you will answer."
"Then you can ask."
"Who *** are you?"
Su Ye said contemptuously: "I still spent 18 yuan for you, it's pretty beautiful if you think about it."
"Tch, what's so great about it. I just use one word and let a woman spend hundreds of thousands for me."
"One word? What did you say?"
"I called 'Mom'."
"..."
Cow batch!
You bullshit!
Why not!
It really cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to raise you from the time you called the first "Mom" when you were young.
"Are you still listening to my experience?"
"Listen."
"Actually, there are no long-winded routines. Sometimes, emotional intelligence lies in the difference of one or two words."
Su Ye said: "For example, change 'thank you' to 'thank you'; change 'I will try my best' to 'I will do my best'; change 'I can't' to 'I can learn', etc. .”
"That's it?"
"Take a dead horse as a living horse doctor."
Too lazy to talk nonsense with him, Su Ye left directly.
He also wants to see what Chen Shutong looks like... Ahem, mainly to care about Xiaobai's state.
The youngest has no idea, so he can only believe it.
Just right.
A girl who had a good chat sent a WeChat message: "If the two of us were together, would you steal it?"
"I do not……"
The youngest was just about to reply.
He suddenly thought of what Su Ye had just taught.
One dared to teach, the other dared to learn, and replied directly by typing: "I can learn."
then.
The opposite side is blacked out.
Looking at the red exclamation mark, the youngest was a little confused.
Before I figured out what was going on, another junior who just joined sent me a WeChat message: "Senior, today is the holiday, and I want to buy a lipstick."
(End of this chapter)
×&%￥#@...
this person.
I want my daughter-in-law crazy.
How did you become amazing.
Being beat up by Hua Mulan, I have never been so silent.
long time.
Su Ye regained his composure and asked, "Do you want to find a girlfriend, or just want to...have fun?"
"Of course it's girlfriend fragrance, just for fun, I have my own hands."
"Not only have hands..."
Su Ye answered subconsciously.
Ok.
once.
Ajiao is out on a date and temporarily has no socks to wear.
I decided to follow the youngest pair.
Opened the cabinet.
The surface is normal.
But scroll down.
cough cough.
Inside a well-packed iron box, there is a plastic bag.
Inside is a "peach" made of TPE.
It's a biological need.
can understand.
I put it back in place, and nothing happened.
It just so happened that the youngest came back and was caught.
Ajiao kept on doing nothing, planning to kill people... Cough cough, planning to sue the villain first, put on a gesture of being good for the youngest, and denounced his behavior.
The youngest is boring.
After all, it was a very shameful thing, so I was cowardly at the time, and came directly to confess.
Su Ye and the others were shocked to find out.
Just this peach.
Still bought second hand.
As for the reason, economic conditions do not allow it.
Take a look at the shopping links.
Good guy.
Regardless of the 3 or 4 catties, the original price is more than 800, no wonder you have to buy second-hand ones.
He belongs to an old man in the cup group he bought.
Su Ye was still a little nervous.
If the youngest is looking for someone to chat with and share experience: Look, your B-boy is used like this!
What ntr plot?
Later, the people in the dormitory unanimously deduced that the youngest moved out to live by himself, maybe not because of cleanliness or something, but because he couldn't use it well.
The toy may also have been updated, maybe it is a big item like Junying or something.
"Hey?"
The youngest gave him a blank look: "After you found out last time, I quit sex."
"I'm going, is it true?"
"Really."
The youngest said very naturally: "I often reboot, I have rebooted several times."
often……
several times...
Su Ye was really speechless.
He brought the topic back on track: "If you want to spend some money 419, it's quite easy. For a girlfriend, you have to improve your image and temperament, um..."
He glanced at the youngest's face.
Su Ye was silent again.
"Hey, what do you mean?"
"No, people have to face themselves first. There are thousands of ordinary-looking people, and it's no big deal."
Su Ye sincerely advises the youngest: "I think, you can consider starting online dating first, chatting to show your inner self, and develop a certain liking before meeting again. This way the success rate is higher."
"Online dating?"
Hearing this word, the youngest vomited bitterly: "I'm already desperate for online dating. In the past few days, I've found three online dating partners."
"..."
Su Ye was very surprised.
Is it so efficient?
I just heard the youngest continue to say: "The first online dating girl is very rich, she fell in love with me after a few words, and a day later, she blocked me because I didn't buy the 2000 yuan/jin tea made by her grandpa. .”
"The second online dating girlfriend is Bai Fumei, who is in a very big business. We established a relationship within a few hours. She really wanted to help me and asked me to invest in a profitable project with her. I hesitated In a few days, they blocked me too."
"The third online dating girlfriend is a gentle, considerate and delicate big girl. Her family is a mine owner. She said that she likes me like this, and we have established a relationship. She cares about me every day, and when she says she is bored, she goes to a website to play cards. , won a lot of money, and asked me to go to the website to play with her. I said that I didn't open the online banking and couldn't recharge, and blocked me again."
"These three unforgettable loves came so quickly, but they left so decisively. I'm so sad. From now on, there will be no more greed in my world..."
Su Ye stared at him.
Seriously suspected that he was taken over by Xiaobai.
how……
Has it become so funny?
But thinking about myself who insisted on rejecting pre-marital sex and Xiaobai who has changed, I can only say that people will change.
Fortunately for him.
These three "loves" ended without a problem.
It's not that the youngest is so smart.
It was poverty that protected him.
No one can take advantage of me as long as I'm a waste.
As long as I have no money, no one can cheat me of money.
"It doesn't work in reality, and neither does online dating. I can't help it."
"I have an advantage, but it's hard to reveal it, or I just go for a walk on the street?"
The youngest stared.
Made a desperate expression.
It is obvious that he is going to do something bad.
Knowing that he has evil intentions but not courage, it's just a joke.
Su Ye also indulged and said: "Punishment, my friend, you can stay idle, and you can also engage in criminal art. Then you can copy it and show it to other girls carefully, otherwise you will be bored, maybe you can still load it. Dead book. You have become more and more judges these days, and this kind of new life that can't be imprisoned is in front of Yan."
The youngest rolled her eyes to the sky and stopped interrupting: "I'd better start by learning how to chat. Whenever I talk to girls, I get nervous."
"Well, I have a little idea."
"Tell me."
The youngest said excitedly: "It's better to be the kind, in three sentences, the kind that makes women spend 18 yuan for me."
Immediately.
The woman's devilish voice echoed in Su Ye's mind.
The more you think, the more angry you are.
Thinking about how I have done good deeds all my life and never done anything bad, how did I get that video?
"Yes, but we have to play a little game of asking and answering first. I will ask and you will answer."
"Then you can ask."
"Who *** are you?"
Su Ye said contemptuously: "I still spent 18 yuan for you, it's pretty beautiful if you think about it."
"Tch, what's so great about it. I just use one word and let a woman spend hundreds of thousands for me."
"One word? What did you say?"
"I called 'Mom'."
"..."
Cow batch!
You bullshit!
Why not!
It really cost hundreds of thousands of dollars to raise you from the time you called the first "Mom" when you were young.
"Are you still listening to my experience?"
"Listen."
"Actually, there are no long-winded routines. Sometimes, emotional intelligence lies in the difference of one or two words."
Su Ye said: "For example, change 'thank you' to 'thank you'; change 'I will try my best' to 'I will do my best'; change 'I can't' to 'I can learn', etc. .”
"That's it?"
"Take a dead horse as a living horse doctor."
Too lazy to talk nonsense with him, Su Ye left directly.
He also wants to see what Chen Shutong looks like... Ahem, mainly to care about Xiaobai's state.
The youngest has no idea, so he can only believe it.
Just right.
A girl who had a good chat sent a WeChat message: "If the two of us were together, would you steal it?"
"I do not……"
The youngest was just about to reply.
He suddenly thought of what Su Ye had just taught.
One dared to teach, the other dared to learn, and replied directly by typing: "I can learn."
then.
The opposite side is blacked out.
Looking at the red exclamation mark, the youngest was a little confused.
Before I figured out what was going on, another junior who just joined sent me a WeChat message: "Senior, today is the holiday, and I want to buy a lipstick."
(End of this chapter)
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