Chapter 36
"Mama!"
"Stop, I'm not your mom"
"You have to be my mama!"
"Don't bite my nipples little brat!"
"Miss!"
"I don't care. She'll just be my new mom. Anyway, I want to drink her milk every day!"
"You can drink regular milk too, right?"
"I want this one! Everything has to be mine!"
'I want to hit this kid'
'Just do it. I've had enough of her whining too'
"Act more mature, miss!"
"Shut up you flat chest!"
"Madam..."
I blinked my eyes as I gestured.
"Okay fine I'll be your mom"
"Yeay!"
"Frilli is the duke a handsome and wealthy man?"
"Of course, ma'am. He is a living legend of a knight who is favored by many women not only because of his good looks but also his abundant wealth and vast territory!"
"Really? Good then."
"You agree, don't you? My father is a great man! He will give you whatever you want."
"Yeah. I think I'm getting more and more interested. Frilli will be my personal maid, right?"
"Of course I can."
"If the lord duke wants a son to be his heir then I will be ready to give birth to as many as possible. Whether it's a boy or a girl his entire manor will be filled with his offspring."
"Great! I look forward to it, ma'am."
"And surely the duke's love and affection will turn to me and my children, right?"
"Of course!"
"While his old children will surely be left behind."
"That's so true ma'am!"
"What?!"
"You know Frilli, ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of having a rich husband. And if he had a child, I would still take care of it. I'd make sure to lock her up in the castle alone and feed her with just a little meal"
"No! My father won't leave me!"
"How about you work with me Frilli, I'll make sure you get paid a lot every month. You agree with my idea, right?"
"No Frilli."
"I like your idea ma'am! I'm also tired of taking care of this brat every day"
"You! You wicked woman! Impostor!"
"Argh- don't bite my nipples brat! Don't pull like that!"
After biting my nipple hard, she let go and moved away from me.
"Frilli don't leave me, sob-sob"
The little girl then glared at me with an angry crying expression.
"You're not my mama!"
"I'm not naughty brat. Just go away."
"You!"
Frilli who hugged the little girl to calm her down, gestured with a sign of satisfaction.
We were almost at our destination village in about half a day. The place we were going to was the border between territories where there had been a war. One of the higher-ups, the little girl's father, was a warlord assigned to fight the rebels. I think the way I came back from the Estranger forest.
I heard from Frilli that the war was over with the victory of the royal side yesterday. Isabella, this little girl is a spoiled brat. She always wants to be with her father and the last time she joined her father on the battlefield she was almost kidnapped.
After delivering these two people we will immediately continue to the capital of the Fragate region which is led by a count. There is a large guild branch there so I can register.
Before that I have to solve my new problem. This little girl is now clinging to me. Frilli was worried because if this child didn't get what she wanted she would definitely sulk at her father and of course that would cause another problem.
I winked at Frilli again to finalize our transaction.
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According to the prediction, we will arrive at night. The weather after winter in the forest is summer. Even though we're outside the forest area, it's still very hot during the day.
"Madam, aren't you sweating?"
"I feel the heat too. Let's rest the horses first. It looks like they're getting tired."
"I see it, ma'am!"
Frilli peered through the window at the small lake in front of us. We immediately headed there to rest.
Before we got there, we saw the silhouette of a human who seemed to be bathing there. We approached again to make sure.
"Hey you over there give me some food!"
It turned out to be the figure of a muscular woman who was naked only wearing panties standing by the lake. She had slightly brown skin and silvery ponytail. Despite her wild appearance but she was cute.
"Hey you ugly old woman give me some food or else-"
"Otherwise what?"
The naked woman ran towards me and was about to punch. I caught her easily with one hand.
"Hiyaa! Ouch! Ouch!"
"Otherwise you're going to hit me?"
"Don't break it! Don't break it!"
"It's rude to ask for help with violence. At least wear decent clothes!"
"These are my clothes! Please-argh! Let go!"
I released my grip and the woman immediately fell down.
"How can a body without muscles be so strong? How about this! Oraaa!"
She still hadn't realized her mistake and attacked me again from the legs. With that messy move, I managed to block her attack and hit her in the head as well."
"Looks like she fainted ma'am"
"Hungry..."
The naked woman did not stand up anymore.
"Are you hungry? Ask politely and I'll give you food"
"Give me food... please"
I gave her the spare food I bought from the village but it was all eaten up. We watched her eat like a starving man for weeks. She ate like a cute hamster.
"Nom-nom..."
"Are you done? You have to pay now"
"You're not giving me for free? Nom-nom... I don't want to"
"Everything you eat is our food reserve. Your big body can at least be useful for manual labor, right?"
"Damn, I don't want to be told what to do"
"Before that, what's your name and what are you doing here?"
"Nom-nom... My name is Prim Rose, a barbarian. Nom-nom... I only lost my way because I ran away."
"Prim... Rose? A barbarian? Did you hear that?"
"Shit!"
"Prim Rose isn't it?"
"No-no! You heard wrong! It's Prim... Primus yes! It's Primus!"
"Prim Rose? With your big body and muscles?"
"Rock! It's Rock!"
"Listen Frilli, I'll tell you the story of a famous barbarian who killed hundreds of enemies and was renowned for her savagery. She beheaded her opponents and drank their blood from the skull. She also managed to defeat even the most powerful savage dragons. And the name of this strongest warrior is Prim... Rose"
“Ha ha ha"
"Stop! You-you!"
"Then a handsome and gentle prince liked her at first sight. Then he directly proposed to this muscular female warrior 'My lady, Princess Rose will you marry me' and they finally got married in the middle of a beautiful flower garden blooming"
"Ha ha ha... Stop it ma'am I can't take it anymore"
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck you all!"
"Okay miss Prim Rose"
"Fuck you!"
"You have to pay for that food with your body"
"I don't care anymore!"
"Or you want me to beat you up again"
"Shit!"
"And again, you have to dress modestly first"
"What do you mean modestly? Let my muscles show more clearly- attatatata- my chest- my muscle! Don't squeeze my breast!"
"Do you want to expose your body to attract people? Also, these fat globs only attract foul flies. Weren't you taught any manners in your home, young lady?"
"Let go of my breast! Help me!"
"Madam, I have heard that the barbarian tribes from the north often dress topless. Men and women are the same."
"Is that so?"
I took out the clothes for this female barbarian from my dimensional pocket.
"Ouch... my breast"
"Wear that. By the way why did you run away from your house?"
"I was just upset with my parents. I didn't want to get married!"
"So Lady Rose ran away from the prince's wedding?"
"Fuck!"
"If you have nowhere to go come with us for a while. You'll also get food if you work hard."
"Really? I'll just follow you instead of wandering around aimlessly."
"Good then. Come, please enter to the carriage my beautiful, lady rose."
"Fuck you! I still hate you!"
"Ha ha ha"
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