Chapter 46 Difficulties before your eyes! Middle-aged people have more fun than young people
"This willow fairy will be miserable in his old age."
“Only one eyeball showed up at the winery.”
"Where can the other one go?"
While everyone was digging in the soil and nervous and curious, He Moer silently raised his hand and spoke excitedly.
"Master Shi said that the other one was sealed under the tree by Boss Tao and the people in the cave."
The Shangqing faction who were digging trees retreated in unison.
You must know that the weirdness of Peach Blossom Winery can eat living creatures alive, and they have absolutely no way to deal with the weirdness.
They were only a layer of soil away from danger just now. Is this the fear of being hooked by the death scythe?
It’s so damn exciting!
Lu Yisi slowed down his digging movements and looked thoughtfully at the group of people who were interested but not courageous.
Shi Sang pretended to be surprised: "Hey, why don't you guys continue? We struggled to control the remaining weirdness last night, and now we can subdue the last one together, and everyone will share in the lightning strike."
"No, no, my cultivation is still shallow."
“As the saying goes, those who can do more work.”
"The lightning strikes Muhe should belong to you, master and disciple!"
The Shangqing faction waved their hands again and again. They just wanted to pick up the slack. Before they came, they thought that Shi Sang had solved all the weird things in the winery. Who would have thought that there was a boss waiting for them in the ground, so they would not be able to enjoy it.
Whoever loves this lightning-strike wood should want it!
A group of people from the Shangqing Sect came and ran in a daze, saying that they were going to save the dead in Peach Blossom Winery, leaving Master Hong, his disciples, and Shi Sang alone looking at each other.
He Mo'er blushed at the actions of her fellow students: "I'm sorry, we couldn't help."
Shi Sang covered his chest and said sadly, "It doesn't matter, I forgive you."
The more tolerant and generous Shi Sang was, the more guilty He Moer felt, so much so that he wanted to spend money to make people happy.
Elder Hong Dao was calculating and smelled something unusual, but he didn't notice anything was wrong for a short time. It wasn't until Lu Yisi discovered the strangeness of being as quiet as a chicken that he realized that they were probably tricked by Shi Sang.
Shi Sang pretended to be surprised: "Ah, I didn't expect this weird one to be so cute and not threatening at all."
Chief Hong gritted his teeth: "Did you really not expect that?"
Shi Sang came to Daozhang Hong's ear in a hurry, raised his palms to the side of his face, and said in a low voice: "Okay, I'll tell you secretly, I figured it out."
Taoist priest Hong: "..."
Snake disease!
She actually admitted it!
He Mo'er was overjoyed: "There's no danger? Great, it's a false alarm."
Taoist priest Hong distanced himself from Shi Sang. He knew without thinking that Shi Sang was putting on a show just now in order to make the Shangqing faction give up on their own initiative to fight for the Thunder Strike Wood. However, they had no reason to share the pie with others. He was just shocked by Shi Sang. mind.
Is there someone growing up in my heart?
No wonder they can't fight.
All the talent points are in the mind's eye!
Hong Daochang rolled up his sleeves and left.
Was stopped halfway.
Director Hong was alert: "What else do you want?"
Shi Sang smiled and said: "If we investigate on the 23rd, my hard-working fellow Taoist can be a witness to the issue of the ownership of the wood struck by lightning~"
Director Hong pondered for a long time: "You deserve it."
He Mo'er's heart returned to her stomach, and she didn't forget to mention it when passing by Shi Sang: "There will be a test of Xuanmen spiritual power in a few days. If Fellow Daoist Lu awakens, he will definitely get rich rewards. You don't have to go around trying to sell baths..." It’s muddy.”
Shisang blinked.
The spiritual power test ≈ lots of people ≈ a good seat for the stall. Their master and apprentice will check in, but the current plan is how to resist such a big lightning-struck tree.
Lu Yisi also noticed the problem: "Should I call a tow truck? By the way, I can also move the peach blossom wine I bought back."
Shi Sang showed his stingy side: "Calling a taxi requires expenses, so we can't waste money."
The cute and weird vertical pupils that served as the background suddenly broke out in cold sweat and couldn't stop trembling.
Shi Sang caressed Wei Yi and accidentally scratched Wei Yi: "Ah You, you should have died for your Zuo, but I have always been compassionate and showed you a way out."
Strange: "..."
I'm so sorry, why didn't it follow Zuo...ah, the left eye clicked together?
Shi Sang continued: "Hide the thunderbolt wood and the peach blossom wine jar in your eyeballs."
Weird pupil earthquake.
The devil wants it to kick its nemesis into the eyeball?
How is this different from chronic suicide?
Shi Sang's tone was extremely gentle: "You don't have to hide it all the time. Just spit it out when you get home. Ah You, I'm training you here. Don't be ungrateful."
Difficulties before your eyes - by. Weird
Cuifen patted the newcomer's eyeballs with her wings, looking like a goose coming over.
After the group left.
Peach Blossom Winery lost its lightning-struck wood, and the peach blossoms floating in the air suddenly became ordinary.
The morning breeze carries the dawn's light.
It is bound to spread spring to the future.
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Return to the Taoist temple.
Shi Sang said angrily: "Oops."
Lu Yisi felt like facing a formidable enemy: "What's wrong, Master?"
Shi Sang regretted: "It was such a good opportunity for me to have a meal, but Fellow Daoist Hong and the others ran away."
Lu Yisi sat down calmly and continued polishing, trying to make the peach wood sword today.
He is in charge of the apprenticeship ceremony, and the master is training him!This is all Master's fancy for him, and he must not disappoint Master's expectations!
Before Shi Sang opened the live broadcast room, she received a message from Ning Ling requesting to become a bath mud agent. Naturally, she had no reason to disagree and signed the contract immediately.
The live broadcast room opens.
The water friends who had been squatting immediately started to bubble.
[What did the anchor just do? Is there anything that I, a premium member of Dolphin Live, cannot watch? 】
【Invite the next destined person! 】
[Another day to hold high the banner of Sangshen. 】
[What are you bragging about? Brainless fans are so disgusting! 】
[Can you keep your mouth clean upstairs? 】
[I don’t care about heaven and earth, but I don’t care what I say!She is obviously a fortune teller. Doesn't it explain the problem if she doesn't sell talismans and only sells smelly mud? 】
See this.
Shi Sang gave a friendly reminder: "Auntie, you might as well take care of yourself first. If you keep too many men and don't pay attention to restraint, you will be very painful in your later years after getting sick."
a long time.
The barrage in the live broadcast room became active.
[@Everyone understands, is what the anchor said true? 】
[Oh, I have a lot of money, I can take care of whoever I like! Do you care? ? 】
[Then why don’t you leave this alone, anchor, a double-standard veteran~]
[The next thing to watch is a large-scale documentary - "Middle-aged people play more flowers than young people"! 】
I don’t know if it was Shi Sang’s words that stimulated people. “I understand everything” kept scrolling on the screen in search of a sense of existence.
In order to better exchange words with Shi Sang, she even rewarded him and applied for Lianmai.
Water friends call the experts directly.
Shi Sang took a closer look and agreed to the application.
Before waiting, Sang spoke up.
The fat aunt with a matchmaker's mole on her face stretched out her right hand with five gold rings and pointed at Shi Sang: "I'm afraid you are jealous of my wealth, that's why you have such a bad mouth!"
Shi Sang only said: "Have you bought the insurance for the underworld? I suggest you find a funeral home to prepare for the funeral."
The fat aunt was so angry that she trembled all over: "You little beast, why are you cursing me if you can't convince me?"
Shi Sang smiled: "Everyone is destined to die. Either he dies stupidly or he commits suicide. Thank you very much for saving food for country A and dedicating your precious life."
The fat aunt was strangely silent.
The fans in the live broadcast room did not remain silent.
[One word, absolutely! 】
[Aunt: Start thinking about your life. 】
[Lick it lightly, it’s hard not to love such a mulberry god. 】
【Mouth replaces eyes! 】