Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

say what?Do you want to tell them that Lin Hai himself was wondering why Weiwei's skin is so much whiter than Nami's?

But this ratio has already been pretended, so how can it be rounded?

"Ahem..." Lin Hai adjusted his posture, then looked into the distance in an unfathomable manner, and said, "Tao can be said, very Tao. Name can be named, very famous... .”

Although Luffy and Usopp didn't understand what Lin Hai was talking about, they seemed to have a feeling of ignorance.

"Silk, silk cake..."

"There's more, there's more, keep talking!"

Lin Hai was very conflicted. When he was studying in school, he only remembered this sentence in the article about Dao. What did he say after that?

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed, and Lin Hai immediately regained his energy!

"Ahem." Lin Hai continued: "Actually, I said advanced, and you don't understand, so I'll make it easy to understand, that is, sit here and feel the subtle changes in the environment, so as to comprehend the operation of all things. the law of..."

At this time, Sanji came over, biting a cigarette, and said with a smile: "You didn't say what you said?"

His uncle, Sanji is forcing himself to come up with a unique move!

Ever since, Lin Hai continued to look into the distance, biting a cigarette, and then said slowly: "Absolute motion and relative stillness show that motion is irreversible, and time is just a conceptual expression of motion. In other words, I want to go back to the past..."

Speaking of this, Lin Hai couldn't continue. He originally wanted to say that it was impossible to go back to the past, but in this world, if Lin Hai's guess is correct, there will be time to fruition, right?

What the hell is speechless.

When everyone heard this, seeing why Lin Hai didn't say anything, Sauron, who was very curious, asked, "What about the back?"

"Cough, cough, cough." Lin Hai said: "What else is there, living in the present is the most real thing, and everything else is just floating clouds!"

That's it? That's it?

Everyone gave a loud cut and all walked away!

Just as everyone walked away, the coquettish system suddenly said, "Ding, congratulations to the host for understanding the rules once. The backpack space is open to the host, and only the host can freely enter and exit this space..."

Free access?

A place of desperate escape?

"Again..."

Suddenly, Lin Hai, who was overjoyed, became unsteady and fell directly from the railing.

"Nima!!"

"Pfft..."

A few people not far away were confused when they saw Lin Hai suddenly fall into the sea.

Lu Fei wondered: "The cry just now belonged to Lin Hai, right?"

Sanji took a deep breath and asked, "Is it because we despised him just now that he couldn't think about jumping into the sea?"

Usopp said, "Lin Hai shouldn't be that fragile, right?"

Sauron was speechless: "Stop talking, hurry up and see if he's okay!"

At this time, in the sea, there were a few fish that were biting the bait on the fishing rod in Lin Hai's hand just now, but they couldn't bite no matter how much they bit, and the instigator fell into the sea now.

As a result, a group of fish all swam over and prepared to slap Lin Hai with their tails in retaliation for playing with them just now!

That's right, when Lin Hai was fishing just now, he was practicing his knowledgeable arrogance, and he kept teasing the fish with the fishing rod in his hand.

At this time, Lin Hai, who fell into the sea, saw that these fish dared to come and provoke him, so Lin Hai raised his middle finger at them!

Although those few fish didn't understand what that meant, they could somehow sense that the humans in front of them were insulting them.

Ever since, a group of fish all rushed over, ready to beat Lin Hai.

Fortunately, Lin Hai was changing himself, resolutely not to kill indiscriminately, and quickly adjusted his mentality, and then Lin Hai made a face at the fish.

As a result, the fish school was pissed off!

On the snowy sea, near the Golden Meili, a man was swimming fast while chasing a school of fish.

Lu Fei on the boat looked at this scene with bright eyes, and exclaimed: "I really want to go swimming with Lin Hai, but unfortunately I can't swim, hey, let's play this game too, everyone!"

"Aren't you boring, bastard!" Sanji kicked Luffy, then turned to Zoro with a confused face, "What is Lin Hai doing?"

Sauron was speechless: "Are you an idiot? Lin Hai is being chased by fish!"

Usopp group nodded thoughtfully and said: "Lin Hai is sometimes more troublesome than Luffy. Do you want to beat him even with fish?"

Luffy stood at the railing and said excitedly: "Stupid fish, you can't catch up with Lin Hai, hahaha..."

Lin Hai, who was swimming in the sea, turned his head to look at Lu Fei, and replied, "Of course, I am the swimming champion. Stinky fish, you haven't eaten, come and chase me, hahaha..."

schools of fish

"This human being is so hateful, it really pissed me off!"

"Why can't we fish swim this human being? Is he a murloc?"

"Probably not, he doesn't have the characteristics of a fish, don't worry about it, let's catch up with him first!"

At this time, when Zoro on the boat heard the champion Lin Hai was talking about, and was about to take off his clothes and compete with Lin Hai, Sanji stopped him directly.

Sanji was so weak that he could only say angrily: "You still go down? Don't cause any more trouble! Really..."

After being chased by the fish in the sea for a long time, Lin Hai used his ability to return to the boat. At the railing, Lin Hai found that the fish were still gathered under the boat, looking at him covetously.

Ever since, Lin Hai taunted the group of fish again, singing and dancing: "La la la Demacia, la la la, lick, lick..."

For a while, Luffy and Usopp sang and danced along with Lin Hai.

In this scene, Sanji and Zoro, who were on the sidelines, saw the corners of their eyes jumping!

After singing for a while, Lin Hai unzipped the zipper and released water towards the school of fish.

School of fish

"What is he doing?"

"I don't know, huh? What's that?"

"No, is he a gun? I've seen humans use guns, but this..."

"Quickly spread out..."

At this time, Weiwei who happened to be passing by saw this scene, and immediately screamed, which startled Lin Hai, and then, Lin Hai fell into the sea again! !

Fortunately, Lin Hai's ability is easy to use. When she just sat back on the deck, Wei Wei stepped forward and asked with a blushing face, "Are you okay?"

Lin Hai waved his hand and said, "What can I do?"

Feeling that his face was covered with water, Lin Hai pulled Weiwei's skirt to wipe his face.

Weiwei immediately screamed again while clutching her skirt, while Sanji on one side began to turn into a beast again, screaming on the other side.

Lin Hai said depressedly: "I said Weiwei, as a princess of a country, you should be calm and calm, can you not be surprised!"

Weiwei said speechlessly: "Aren't you cold just wearing short sleeves? It's snowing now!"

After hearing Weiwei's words, Luffy and Usopp shivered immediately.

"Hiss, it's so cold!" x2

Sanji exclaimed, "Are you guys just realizing it now?"

Lin Hai, who was sitting on the ground, just felt a little cold just now, but now Weiwei reminded him, and immediately said: "Cold? It's really cold!"

Sanji turned his head and exclaimed: "So you just realized it!"

Just walking a few steps forward, Lin Hai remembered, what about the school of fish he was molesting just now?

Lin Hai suddenly exclaimed: "Smelly fish, don't run away, I haven't played enough yet!!"

Sanji exclaimed again: "You are an idiot!!"

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