Traveling through pirates, I have a coquettish system

On the deck, Sauron was sleeping soundly, when suddenly, a big fish fell from the sky!

Sauron, who was in his dream, was furious when he was hit, but it turned out to be a big fish!

This big fish was thrown up after Lin Hai went down to the sea and knocked him out with a punch. He definitely didn't throw it on Sauron on purpose!

After a while, seeing that Sauron was still angry, Lin Hai had no choice but to throw him a bottle of beer to calm him down.

A bottle of beer from the coquettish system costs five yuan, which is too expensive!

Sauron, who was enjoying his drink, suddenly discovered that Lin Hai was actually using his saber as a harpoon to grill fish there! !

Sauron suddenly lost his composure, and asked in a daze, "Lin Hai, how can you use your own sword like this?"

Lin Hai wondered, "Can't it be used like this?"

Sauron said in a huff: "You bastard, don't you know that the sword is an important partner of a swordsman!"

Lin Hai threw another bottle of beer in the past, rolled his eyes and said: "Eat your food, brother's realm is beyond the comprehension of ordinary people!"

Sanji laughed and said, "For example?"

Lin Hai's eyes lit up, and he let Sanji hold the barbecue in his hand, and then looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, and everyone's eyes twitched suddenly.

Sure enough, Lin Hai sighed and said, "When I go fishing, what I train is the control of arrogance and strength. I use a sword to roast fish. That's because..."

"Because?" Everyone was puzzled.

In fact, he, Lin Hai, forgot the following lines, quickly took out his notes, and immediately said happily: "Using a sword to grill fish is actually to prove that my sword can move mountains, pour seas, kill fish, and grill... ..."

"This guy!!" Everyone put their hands on their foreheads, really speechless.

Amidst the noise of the crowd, they unknowingly arrived at Rogue Town, which is the birthplace of Pirate King Gol D. Roger and also the place where he was executed.

As soon as Luffy heard that this was the place where Roger was born and died, he immediately went to see the high platform where Roger was executed.

For these, Lin Hai is really speechless, he finally arrives at that place called what, and then he is dubbed the title of One Piece by the world, seeing all the adoration, it is really speechless.

Maybe it’s because of the different worldviews. If you have time to worship Roger, why not look for the onepiece that Xixige left for everyone!

At the right time, Sauron said: "Nami, give me some money to buy a knife!"

Nami replied: "Yes, but then you have to pay me three times the principal with interest."

Sauron: "We are so familiar, the interest will not be used?"

Nami objected: "No!"

Helpless, Zoro had to borrow 20 Baileys from Nami...

It was Lin Hai's turn, and Lin Hai stepped forward and said, "Nami, give me some Baileys to buy something to eat."

Nami asked: "You want to borrow it too? You still owe me 100 million Baileys."

Lin Hai confusedly said: "What 100 million Baileys? When I was in Cocoyasi Village, I collected so much from Aaron for you, and you still count that with me?"

Nami said as it should: "It's the villagers' money, how can it be counted."

Lin Hai said speechlessly: "You are such a stinky woman, I don't want it anymore!"

Soon, everyone went to play their own games.

Luffy went to find the execution platform, Sanji went to buy ingredients, Zoro went to buy knives, Usopp went to buy weapons, and Lin Hai, Lin Hai went to appreciate the local customs!

No, it was very noisy not far away. It turned out that two gangsters stopped a beautiful woman.

Isn't that big beauty Da Siqi?

As for whether she is Sauron's CP, Lin Hai doesn't bother to care about it. Does Da Siqi have anything to do with Sauron?At least they don't know each other now, so why can't he pursue Lin Hai?

At this time, not far away.

Two tall gangsters, one of them said to Da Siqi: "You were the one who arrested our leader and sent him to jail, right?"

Wearing black glasses, Da Siqi replied with a knife wrapped in cloth in both hands: "Haven't you learned how to behave?"

Another gangster replied: "Yeah, we can't swallow this breath if it goes on like this."

One of them chimed in: "We're going to throw your dead body in front of him..."

Lin Hai knew that the opportunity had come, and it was time to show his real skills.

So, without waiting for Da Siqi to speak, Lin Hai ran directly in front of Da Siqi and said affectionately: "O Earth, thank you for giving me today's encounter. Love, you can laugh at me who cannot bear this pain... ..”

"Eh?" Da Siqi was a little confused: "You, who are you?"

Lin Hai kissed the back of Da Siqi's hand, and replied: "Who am I? I am me, different fireworks, blooming a moment of beauty for you."

Da Siqi blushed, and replied: "I'm sorry, thank you for your liking, but I don't plan to fall in love, I..."

The two gangsters next to him were immediately annoyed. They came to make trouble, but they were ignored like this?

One of them drew his sword and pointed at Lin Hai and said angrily, "Who are you bastard? Don't get in the way."

Lin Hai then turned his head to look at the two gangsters, and exclaimed in surprise: "Wow, I said you look really coquettish, the two braids on your head are so interesting, and what's more, you have such a big belly , My pig doesn’t seem to be as heavy as yours!”

"Puff, ha ha ha..." Da Siqi covered her mouth and laughed lightly after hearing Lin Hai's ridicule.

"You two bastards, just die." That bastard couldn't bear it anymore, and when he was about to jump up and slash at Lin Hai, Lin Hai stared at him, and the two bastards who jumped into the air seemed to be discouraged, straight fell down and passed out.

Da Siqi on the side was a little confused, "What happened? What happened to them?"

Lin Hai shook his head and said, "How do I know?"

Lin Hai, who was turning around, didn't expect Da Siqi to be so stupid. She tripped over the knife in her hand and almost fell down. Lin Hai took advantage of the situation and hugged her waist.

Suddenly, on the street, I saw a man hugging a woman who was about to fall, and the two looked at each other.

Da Siqi who reacted quickly said: "Ah, it's too embarrassing, please help me up."

Seeing Da Siqi arranging her clothes, Lin Hai couldn't help but said, "What's so embarrassing, don't you think we were very romantic just now?"

Da Siqi said with a serious face: "I say you, you should find a job, don't be a lover like others, you don't have much assets, right?"

assets?

He, Lin Hai, is a pirate, where did he get his assets?

So Lin Hai replied: "Yes, how do you know?"

If he knew Da Siqi's brain circuit, Lin Hai would never ask this question!

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