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Three Kingdoms: Start to replace Sun Ce, Da Qiao is pregnant Author: Lie Pingcaigou
Summary:
"Ma'am, you don't want your Sun family to lose power, do you?"
Who is watching the film?
Ganlu Temple, in the bamboo forest.
With a wretched laugh, Tang Bin travels to the Three Kingdoms, just in time to meet a dude molesting Da Qiao.
At this moment, the life simulation system is online, Tang Bin imitates Sun Ce, gains the ability, and kills the dude with a hearty elbow.
Da Qiao believed that Tang Bin was possessed by Sun Ce and took him home.
Live a shameless life.
However, the world is in chaos, a world of great contention!
In this romantic era where heroes are born in large numbers, Tang Bin has more important things to do...
Chapter 1 Ma'am, you don't want your family to know, do you?
"Hee hee hee~"
"Ma'am, you don't want your family to know, do you?"
Grass!
Who is watching the film?
Tang Bin opened his eyes and rubbed his aching head.
The strange scene in front of him and the information constantly gathered in his mind are reminding Tang Bin——
He crossed.
Since it is time travel, it is impossible for anyone to watch the film.
In other words, the plot of some kind of small movie is being staged around him.
Good guy, you can see such a big world just after crossing!
Tang Bin sat up and looked into the bamboo forest.
I saw a fat man stopping a fairy-like woman with lewd smiles in his mouth.
The woman looked angry, but seemed a little helpless.
"Zhang Zifan, what exactly do you want?"
When the fat man saw the woman getting angry, not only did he not restrain himself, but became even more arrogant.
His eyes kept looking up and down the woman, and he clicked his tongue in admiration.
"Mrs. Da Qiao, you are really beautiful."
"Exquisite figure, skin like snow, a woman as perfect as you is rare in the world."
"In this way, as long as Madam agrees to stay with me for one night, my Zhang family in Wu County will immediately allocate one million hu of military rations and three thousand private soldiers to help Marquis Wu capture Jiang Xia."
Marquis Wu?Jiang Xia?
Mrs. Big Joe?
When Tang Bin heard this information, he immediately understood!
I have traveled to the Three Kingdoms!
It is estimated that this was the period when Sun Quan had just come to power after Sun Ce's death.
The situation in Jiangdong was turbulent. In order to attack Jiangxia, Sun Quan had to temporarily bow to the Jiangdong nobles and compromise.
And the fat man in front of him was blackmailing Da Qiao with rations and reinforcements, asking Da Qiao to do something indescribable with him.
Beast!
Da Qiao looks as beautiful as a fairy, but this fat man is ugly!
When Da Qiao heard his unreasonable words, his pretty face flushed with anger, and he stared at the fat man and said:
"Zhang Zifan! You are such a brave dog!"
"I am the wife of Sun Ce, the rebel general, and the sister-in-law of Marquis Wu and Sun Quan. If you dare to blackmail me, aren't you afraid that my uncle will destroy your Zhang family?"
"cut!"
The fat man sneered at Da Qiao's threats, and said with a smile:
"Sun Ce has been dead for three years, why are you asking for rebellion?"
"Your brother-in-law, Sun Quan, is just a child with a yellow mouth, and he depends on others."
"Whether it's soldiers or food, he needs us, aristocratic families, to provide it."
"If we didn't provide him with rations, population, iron, and horses, what would he use to attack Jiangxia?"
The fat man reached out to touch Da Qiao's pretty face, but Da Qiao avoided him.
Then the fat man's face became a little uneasy:
"Mrs. Da Qiao, you don't know how to flatter."
"In the territory of Wu County, what kind of woman can I, Zhang Zifan, not get?"
"Only a beauty like Mrs. Da Qiao can catch my eyes."
"As long as my wife obeys me, I will have everything I expect to be rich and prosperous in the future."
"But if Madam insists on not obeying, not only my Zhang family in Wu County, but also many families who are familiar with my Zhang family, I can also make them cut off the military supplies of Marquis Wu."
"At that time, Marquis Wu will be unfavorable in the battle. If it is not good, he will be defeated and die, and he will follow the old path of his father and brother."
"By that time, Mrs. Da Qiao, you will not only be a widow, but you may even become a captive and be sold as an official prostitute. Is this what you would like to see, Madam?"
The fat man softened his tone again, and stretched out his hand to hug Da Qiao:
"As long as Madam stays with me for one night, not only can you get riches and wealth at your fingertips, but you can also avoid the Sun family's failure. Why can't you think about the best of both worlds?"
"Snapped!"
With a crisp slap, a bright red slap print appeared on the fat man's face.
Da Qiao raised his hand and slapped him on the mouth.
"Dirty villain! I really blinded your dog eyes!"
"As Sun Ce's wife, I, Da Qiao, can't be coerced by you?"
"If the Sun family is defeated, it will be due to luck. At that time, there will be death. How can I be greedy for life and afraid of death, and insult my husband's reputation as the little overlord of Jiangdong?"
"If you keep pestering me, be careful that I will confront your uncle Zhang Zhao in court!"
After Da Qiao finished speaking, he turned around to bypass the fat man and walked down the mountain quickly.
The fat man was slapped by Da Qiao, covered his hot face, and became angry from embarrassment!
Verbal coercion failed, and he was slapped.
Immediately, anger rose from the bottom of my heart, and evil came to the gallbladder!
With a clang, he drew out the sword around his waist, grabbed it in front of Da Qiao and shouted:
"Big Joe! Don't be shameless!"
"To tell you the truth, today, the Ganlu Temple has been emptied by Lao Tzu's people."
"Now on this mountain, there are only you and me!"
"Today, I'm going to punish you here! You have to obey, and if you don't, you have to obey!"
As the fat man said, he reached out to grab Big Joe.
After hearing Fatty's declaration of overthrow, Da Qiao suddenly screamed in his heart that something was wrong!
Turn around and run quickly.
But the bluestone road in the forest was slippery, and Da Qiao slipped on his foot before taking a few steps, and fell down in the grass beside the road with a sound of "oops".
Seeing this, the fat man laughed loudly and said:
"Hahahaha, beauty, why did you lie down?"
"Are you running again? Why don't you run?"
"Return the wife of the little bully Sun Ce? Who are you scaring? I'm playing with the little bully's woman!"
"He, who has been dead for three years, will come out to save you?"
I wipe!What a beast!
Seeing the situation in front of him, Tang Bin couldn't help but reached out and touched a stone on the ground.
I'm going to wait until the fat man isn't paying attention, hit him on the back of the head, and cut off the little widow!
At this moment, a mechanically synthesized loli voice suddenly came from my mind!
【Ding dong! 】
[The life simulation system has been activated. 】
I go!
It turns out that I also have a system!
As an Internet lover in his previous life, how could Tang Bin not know the existence of the system?
This is a very powerful plug-in!
Some can stop time, and some can dominate the world.
Some can be archived and reborn, while others can be signed in to become stronger.
And this plug-in of mine is [Life Simulation System]?
Tang Bin couldn't help asking: "Life simulation system? Explain to me quickly, what functions does it have?"
The system responds immediately.
[This system is based on the appearance of the host, matching the celebrity of the Three Kingdoms who looks the most like the host, and letting the host replace his life. 】
To replace someone else's life?
Hearing this, Tang Bin couldn't help but think of Boss Cao's famous saying through the ages:
I will take care of your wife, so don't worry about it!
Good guy!
Then if I replace Emperor Xian, wouldn't there be three thousand beauties in the harem?
No wonder all traversers need an iron kidney!
As soon as I thought of this, the system gave another prompt:
[Note that the host can only currently replace the dead celebrities of the Three Kingdoms. 】
Celebrities from the Three Kingdoms who are currently dead?
Ah!
Isn't there just one here?
………………
On the forest path, the fat man approached Da Qiao on the grass step by step.
Da Qiao's ankle was seriously injured, and he couldn't stand up, so he could only move his body backward desperately.
When the fat man saw that the beauty he had dreamed of, Da Qiao, was about to get his hands on it, he couldn't help laughing and said:
"Big Joe, beauty~"
"It's not in vain that I miss you day and night, today, I finally got you!"