This star is from the earth

"I'm really not a celebrity." Han Jue sighed and turned his head to look into the distance in a contemplative state.

The foreigners sitting opposite Han Jue surrounded Han Jue in black and white like Go. They frowned, stared at Han Jue, and pointed at the phone at the same time, as if waiting for an explanation.

Through the black and white fingers, one can see Han Jue's figure on the screen.

On the screen, Han Jue was wearing a white shirt, and his malicious expression was clearly visible, and the four characters [Tucao Daxiu] were written on the back.

When Han Jue saw it, he looked very helpless, but what he thought in his heart was [Sure enough, the 360-degree beauty has no dead ends, and you are not afraid of breaking into an emoji if you pause at any time].

"Old Han, I didn't expect you to hide so deeply." A youth in Eastern Europe still had an expression of disbelief, shaking his head and sighing.

Han Jue spread his hands, shrugged his shoulders in an American way, and said, "It's just that it's really not worth mentioning. I didn't care about the talk show at all, okay?"

"I didn't expect you to be so good at rapping, and the talk show is not bad." Another American kid, who looked like a junior high school student, was waving his fists excitedly.

Everyone nodded.

"It's okay." Han Jue didn't look very happy.

It may be because when I first met these friends, they only heard Han Jue rap a few times, as if they were acting very "hypocritical"! In front of Han Jue, they "blown" Han Jue's rap into—[If you go to "You Hip Hop", you will be the absolute champion! ], so Han Jue no longer intends to trust this group of international friends who have been "poisoned" by Chinese etiquette.

Excessive politeness is killing him, these people want to kill him!

The sober Han Jue knows that compared with Eminem and 2Pac in his previous life, his rap level is not very good. So Han Jue waved his hand, telling the people in front of him to stop their crazy praise, he is not so easy to fool.

After playing rap with my friends for so many days, I got to know each other a lot.

All day long, a group of people will go to an underground venue to watch a game, and tomorrow they will find a group of friends to discuss rap. Han Jue has not been in the team for a long time, but they can all feel that Han Jue respects them, and they don't look down on them like other Huaxia people and don't play with them. Although these people also told Han Jue that Han Jue's good rap was also one of the reasons for accepting him, they didn't believe Han Jue at all.

The ancestors of these friends with different skin colors and different ancestral origins came to China to work hard through various channels, worked hard to take root in China, and gave birth to them. These foreigners with three-dimensional facial features and different hair colors speak authentic Chinese, and pop up some dialects or catchphrases from time to time, which Han Jue still finds novel.

They play almost exclusively with their fellow countrymen. These days, Han Jue plays around with these little friends. Han Jue is very eye-catching among the crowd, but in order to practice his rap and singing well, he forces himself to be unobtrusive. Myself, my mentality is very relaxed, and I can play as I want to play.

Praise the mighty Huaxia.

Now that everyone is gathering together, teasing Han Jue is just a small episode. Everyone didn't treat Han Jue differently just because they knew that Han Jue was an entertainer who had performed talk shows on TV.

When playing around, the throat should still be locked, the crotch should still be pulled out, and the face should be shy to let Han Juejiao guide the rap.

Fortunately, Han Jue's size is not too small, and the fights did not turn into a picture of children being ravaged by society.

"Where are you going to wait?" Han Jue lay on the lawn, propped his head on one hand, and looked at them.

A young man said viciously: "Wait a minute and fuck those idiots over there on Youth Road! That Da Fei really danced so hard yesterday! What the hell are you singing about!"

"Yeah! That idiot can't dance!"

"Fuck them to death!"

"Let Lao Han teach him what rap is!"

"Old Han Niubi!"

The crowd was full of enthusiasm.

At this time, Han Jue looked like he was smiling. Everyone asked Han Jue several times why Han Jue was smiling, but Han Jue didn’t say anything. If you know how to giggle, you may have a brain problem.

Han Jue couldn't say that he watched them dance and dance, but he said it was full of national insults and national praises. No matter how many times he watched this kind of picture, he wanted to laugh.

Everyone quickly dragged Han Jue and pushed Han Jue to the front. Except for Han Jue, the rest of the group embarked on the journey with high spirits.

In Han Jue's eyes, a group of rookies are screaming to find trouble for another group of rookies, and he, a rookie head who is distinguished by his skin color and identity, is regarded as a signboard! As for their saying that they want Han Jue to use rap to cry each other, Han Jue only took it as a compliment to his Chinese signature.

From morning to now, Han Jue only glanced at the news about his talk show after seeing his friend take out his mobile phone just now, but it was really just a glance, and after a glance, he immediately forgot the talk show .

All talk shows are crooked, but rap is the light of my life, the beacon of my stardom, and my Huaxia coin!

Han Jue forgot to complain about himself last night, so after watching what he complained about, he turned off the TV, went to bed and read a book, and fell asleep when he was sleepy. Get up in the morning and continue to explore the food street according to the plan (in order of shops). From the beginning to the end, I never took out my phone to check my own progress.

Han Jue didn't care how many waves he caused. Because I thought about it before, if I take the path of a comedian, it will be too slow to make a lot of money, so I just give up that side and focus on the rap competition that is more efficient to gain attention and popularity, and then seize every opportunity to improve myself The level of rap is king.

[Wait, do you want to try lay back? 】Han Jue was thinking in his head while leading the cabbage chicken.

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Today’s Weibo, no, it can even be said that since last night, when some people who followed the talk show were using Weibo, they more or less saw a name that appeared frequently——Han Jue.

Some talk show fans who watched "Tucao Big Show" last night excitedly swiped and commented on Han Jue's performance. Those who haven't seen it, saw everyone's inexplicable excitement, so they asked, and after the question, they were curious about what this guy named Han Jue was doing, as if he saw something explosive and colorful. So I was curious and went to watch the video. After watching it, I joined the excited team and recommended it to my colleagues around me as tap water, so that more people could be excited together.

Although these numbers are not worth mentioning compared to the entire Weite. But starting today, the name Han Jue is no longer an unfamiliar name to some people.

For netizens who like talk shows, Han Jue is almost out of nowhere.

There is no video of any of Han Jue's previous talk shows, or fan shoots, or even news on the Internet. Before Han Jue appeared on "Tucao Big Show", he had almost no connection with talk shows.

Regarding Han Jue's style, some people fall in love at first sight, while others are very disgusted.

In the previous life, when a Huaxia talk show actor spoke harshly to a person, it must be based on disrespect for the other person's attitude, and he was ready to tie the knot. And the Western style that Han Jue has learned is - although I speak harshly to you, I still respect you. After talking about jokes, swearing and exposing short stories, they will not step down and become enemies.

In this life, Huaxia's talk shows still pay more attention to ingenious, subtle, point-and-click jokes, like stabbing you with a needle with a smile, which has something to do with the influence of Chinese culture. In this life, the Western talk show circle develops with the goal of "being famous in China, proving yourself", just like a crooked tree, talking about talk shows to cater to the tastes of Chinese audiences, naturally it is no longer as dumb as in the previous life Known for blocking and going straight.

That's why Han Jue, acting like a barbarian, attracted a lot of attention with his aggressive style, which aroused heated discussions in the talk show circle.

After "Tucao Daxiu" finished playing last night, Liang Yue, a famous talk show host in China who is famous for his poisonous tongue, commented on Han Jue's performance in this way: [Don't look at the subtlety of the joke structure or the novelty of the angle Whether or not, whether the rhythm is right or not, it is a very low-level standard to judge a joke only by [scale] (expletive words). Of course there is offense here, but the meaning of humor is to dispel this offense. When there's humor in an offensive line, I think we viewers don't mind taking a risk and showing appreciation. 】

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[Finally, if one day I am no longer named the most vicious talk show actor in China, the only possibility is that Han Jue failed to get out of the entertainment industry again. 】

Some other talk show actors also expressed their opinions, marveling at the surprise Han Jue brought them. Except for a few actors who can't accept this kind of performance style of white knives in and red knives out, most comedians, even if they don't like it in their hearts, will be happy for a new style in talk shows.

[Friends, these days, even Han Jue is working hard in secret, trying to make a big move to turn salty fish over. What reason do you have for not reading? ] A comedian tweeted.

Other comedians also posted Weibo to tease Han Jue, ridicule Han Jue's performance, or use Han Jue to tease netizens.

As expected of a comedian, Han Jue's performance immediately inspired them and became the most popular meme today.

In the guest interview session at the end of "Tucao Big Show", the regular guest and behind-the-scenes screenwriter [Wang He] advertised for the audience to go to "Tucao Big Show" to see their evaluation of Han Jue.

The audience saw these screenwriters, even after the show was over, they were still unbearably excited during the interview, so the audience also wondered how good this Han Jue's performance was, and what evaluation of Han Jue was in the eyes of professionals.

So quite a group of people went to watch "Tucao Big Show" yesterday after watching "Tucao Big Show", but there was no update. The production team had to wait for the topic to ferment, but the audience couldn't wait and urged it to be updated.

As a result, it was almost noon this morning, and the much-anticipated "Tucao Tucao Show" was long overdue.

"Let's have a grand interview with Han Jue's responsible screenwriter." Click on the video to start directly. At the beginning, a guest Wang He who played in "Tucao Daxiu" is holding a handheld radio and pointing at a man in his thirties. man.

The camera shot over, and the man lowered his head bitterly.

There are about 8 people in the small room, in two rows on the left and right, facing the camera.

Han Jue's responsible screenwriter, Asen, is a well-known actor with full experience in talk show clubs. Usually, the tickets are sold out in an instant, but there has always been a market. However, today he was hit by a meteorite-level pot. The audience thought that he wrote jokes "poorly"! Han Jue couldn't read it! Asen felt that his future was either open or dark.

Seeing A Sen's frowning face, the young screenwriter behind A Sen was very fussy, and used Han Jue's translation voice: [Oh! I bet these jokes are as tender as my Aunt Susan's goldfish next door...]

Although I only memorized a rough outline of seven or eight points, it was enough to make the scene happy.

Everyone laughed and patted Asen on the shoulder, comforting and laughing.

This is probably the daily life of a stand-up show actor: laughing at others, being laughed at by others, and laughing at himself.

The video is put here, and there is a special effect of raining dark clouds above Asen's head in the screen.

The director outside the camera could not calm down for a long time, so he could only come out to control the scene, and mentioned a topic that everyone cared about:

[What do you think of Han Jue's performance? 】

When the director finished asking this question, the screenwriters in the camera reacted differently, but they all expressed the same thing.

Some pursed their lips and gave a thumbs up silently. Thumbs up!

Some slapped their thighs and let out a harsh "tsk" sound, like taking a sip of strong wine, and they couldn't spit out fast.

Others didn't make any other reactions, just lay back, on the back of the chair, with complex expressions on their faces.

For a while, there were only actions on the scene, no words.

In the end, there was an experienced screenwriter, a man known as [Talk Show Little Professor], who tried his best to manage his expression, and said to the camera: "Actually, complaining about celebrities is particularly difficult to write. It is common to change drafts four times a week. Read the draft at the end. Yes, each screenwriter has to submit one to four manuscripts. After the star selects the manuscript, he has to rehearse with the screenwriter, modifying the script and rehearsing the script carefully.

The group of people around him knew it well, and the fattest screenwriter among them nodded with a bitter face.

"And Han Jue!...I can swear to all the audience in front of the screen here that Han Jue's manuscript is really not written by us, nor is it arranged by our program group! If what I say is false, I will quit comedy boundary!"

Everyone swears, with serious faces, and one of them adds:

"Based on our judgment, it was really played on the spot. Many stalks were said by other guests themselves. Han Jue caught only a few words and started to make up jokes. This kind of ability is really too strong. We used to have a talk show master in Huaxia, who threw the manuscript into the trash can before going on stage, and he was completely free to play on the stage, but as far as I know, that master's show has already been pornographic."

The science popularization of the talk show professor continues: "Seeing Han Jue's performance, I know what a talented person is like. In addition, it is said that there is a genius in our team, but I saw it a few days ago That genius secretly went to acting classes, and after I found out, his image of a genius in my mind suddenly collapsed. Now the new genius in my mind is Han Jue.”

When it comes to "sneaking into an acting class", everyone invariably went to see a young screenwriter, who was hiding behind the fattest screenwriter, trying to shrink himself to a very small size.

When the little talk show professor certified Han Jue the title of "genius", the other screenwriters also nodded and applauded for additional certification.

"There are also those shows for the guests." Someone reminded everyone.

"Yeah, and those on-the-spot reactions, really, alas~" What else can I express besides admiration?

"The last two jokes I told fans, it can be seen that he usually has accumulated. So it is strange that there has never been a talk show about Han Jue on the Internet. It is very incomprehensible. If you are playing alone, you can play like this , probably this is a genius."

Every screenwriter present here has been polished for several years in the talk show club. They can best understand the importance of stage experience, so they can better appreciate the genius of Han Jue.

"Our talk show actors have often been honed offline for several years. The 0.1-second pause in the performance, the strength and weakness of individual words are all mysteries. However, Han Jue is really, very natural, just right, everything It's all just right, it's not that he found the trick, but the trick found him, and his every move is born with the trick." A screenwriter looked unwilling.

Everyone is also very helpless, they are the ones who have cut off a large number of competitors on the road of talk show, it can be said that they have no talent, the recognized genius of the last talk show is still shrunk down here.

But on the road of art, some people are born to walk the road of others for several years with a little effort, and with a little effort, they can go to a place that others can't go in a lifetime.

Then the interview continued, but the topic of Han Jue was considered over and skipped, after all, other guests also wanted to comment.

Just seeing this, no matter how long the audience has been in the talk show, they will understand one thing in their hearts - [Han Jue] is a [genius].

Some people find it difficult to accept, while others think about it for a while, and then have to accept it.

More people are coming into contact with Han Jue for the first time, the focus of public opinion full of topics and conversation materials. Such a person with a dramatic life, who was expelled by the whole people, now with monstrous talent, made an earthquake in the talk show circle with his first show. For passers-by, this kind of situation is quite interesting to watch from the sidelines. As long as you don’t have any prejudice against Han Jue, you will feel like someone watching a TV series. First, you will be crushed into the dust, and then a line of words will appear in the camera—[Three Years later], and in the next second, the former wimp made his debut after some unknown opportunities, turning the place that brought him shame upside down. The high C in the exciting part of the story followed.

At this time, some neutral netizens feel this way.

They felt that Han Jue's big move would not just stop here.