This S.O.B. System

CHAPTER 47 THE RETURNER



Ash woke up slowly. Not to birds chirping, or wind blowing, but a loud crackle from firewood burning. His tent overhead, he breathed in deeply. Catching the scent of cherries he looked down to see Joon sleeping on his naked chest. She too was completely nude. Her arms draped around him. She had no shame whatsoever as her large breasts pushed against him. 


Forcing his morning wood away he didn’t know what was up with the girl. She had been clinging to him since he got back. She ordered a few people to set up his tent away from the other group, made him a quick dinner, then shooed him off to bed after dumping water on him. 

 

“Hey uh, Joon?” He asked aloud. “We didn’t sleep together right?”

 

Evidently she had been awake. She didn’t bother opening her eyes to answer. “Yes. We are sleeping right now,” she said. 

 

“You know what I mean,” he said. 

 

“I do. You were very gentle,” she said, pushing her torso up. By the hurt look on his face she laughed sweetly and said, “I’m joking. We haven’t slept together, yet.” A blush flashed on her cheeks as she rested her head back on his chest. Her arms tightening, he got an odd feeling when she said yet. 

 

“I know you aren’t telling me everything.” He started stroking her hair like it was natural. “I uh, have a guess, but I’d feel more comfortable if you told me. I won’t force you. I would appreciate if you told me on your own.” She shivered as his fingertips ran along her back. Joon was quiet for a long while. Unbidden he whispered, “Come on Joony,” as he kissed the top of her head. Why does this feel natural? He thought. 

 

“I hate it when you call me that,” she said with a huff. “I swore to myself I wouldn’t say anything until the time was right,” she whispered into his chest. “But I still suck at saying no to you.” A long pause followed. “My original System was the Returner System,” she admitted, sighing. “It was pretty cool. At first I could use mana to go back a few seconds, then as I leveled I could go back in time a few minutes. Somewhere down the line I think I died, and was able to send a lot more back in time. I awoke with memories when my body’s System awoke. Not everything mind you, but a lot. Enough to know what to do.” 

 

She got up to stare at him. Her large breasts hung down causing him to stare as they dangled for a second. She smiled as he looked back up to her face. “When I came back I was able to choose between a few Systems. I chose Portalmancer, because they get strong later on. I don’t know everything, mind you,” she said. “But enough.” 

 

Joon rested her head back on his shoulder. “So you and I?” 

 

“You’re my husband,” she admitted, shivering again. “The only thing I remember for sure is my time with you, and Tiff, and Zora, and….the others. Everything else kind of comes in randomly. Like this raid. I didn’t know it would happen until we found it. I didn’t remember how it ended until the day before we entered. I’ve spent so much effort trying to fix what was supposed to happen here.”

 

“What was supposed to happen?” He asked. 

 

“Everyone but me died,” she confessed bluntly. “We came in with 20 people before. This is a level 20 dungeon, the boss level is a tier higher than the level. And of course the one we could find was level 25, way higher than most everyone in our group. For boss level think elite monsters on steroids. I was lucky the first go around. I almost died a lot but I could go back in time with my original power and dodge what almost killed me a few seconds in the future. We were a lot closer to the boss cave then, and everyone was hit a lot harder by the lava. It had been close back then. With 20 of us we were making him bleed and he had lost one of his legs. Then he started spitting lava and his mates showed up. It caught me off guard that he started shooting lava so soon this time around. We were supposed to go in for 10 minutes and get the feel of him. I’m guessing he started spitting so early because we had 40 people instead of 20. Anyway, I escaped. People came into town before the dungeon break happened and were able to beat him.” She hummed into his chest. “But of course you had to show up,” she said, slapping his chest. 

 

“What did I do?” He asked. 

 

“You and your stupid ($(&(&# System,” she mumbled. “I didn’t remember it would lock us in if there was a dungeon break until we were already inside. I swear, sometimes you’re more trouble than you’re worth.” She sat up again staring at him. Her eyes darted down to his lips and she kissed him. He kissed her back. They were soon grunting into one another’s mouths as it became more heated. She began to snake her hand into the blanket at his waist. 

 

“My my, someone is excited,” she said, grasping his dick. He groaned as she gripped it. 

 

She began to pump it up and down. “When were we supposed to meet?” He asked as she jerked him off and laid her head back down. 

 

“6 months to a year. I don’t know exactly. I have memories of us, but we didn’t get together till later so it's fuzzy,” she said, jerking him up and down as if it was the most obvious thing in the world to do right then. He very much believed her. Returners were a classic Korean manhwa plot. He was simply surprised that one was his wife. “You were the one that taught me English. We were in a raiding party then. You were leading as usual. Took us a long time to clear it, and by the end, Zora and I were basically married as it was.” 

 

“Wait, Zora was in a dungeon?” He asked. 


She nodded. “I can’t tell you specific words, or else it jumbles and you get a headache. Let’s just say a lot of people awaken within the next year,” she said. Her hand moved to the tip of his dick, her thumb moving across it slowly. “I missed this,” she whispered with another sigh. 

 

“That’s good to hear,” he said. “So how is this timeline different?” He was leaking precum and she was lathering it on his dick head. 

 

“Well I’m level 20 now. Last time I was 15. I usually get memories of when dungeons are found, or of strong people. Like my team now. They will all be elites in the future. The best of the best, so I snagged them early. As for you. I don’t know. Unless there are more Returners, you shouldn’t have changed anything. If I remember right you just graduated and were in the police academy.”

 

“Police academy?” He asked, letting out a groan. She had moved her hand to start caressing his balls. Pulling them and moving them around in her hand. “Wayne mentioned it once, but I said no. I mean, I don’t think anything weird happened. In your timeline, how did I meet Zora?” 

 

“You did a porn shoot with her. You wanted to help, but didn’t have a way to. A week later you ran into Batman, he took you to the guild, you did a dungeon and got trapped inside. You came out with a lot more levels. You found her, killed Aleksi, and got the others out,” she said looking him in the eyes. 

 

“What the fuck. This time I used Prop Manifestation to generate all of the items in Aleksi’s safe. It had all of their passports in it. I did this before the dungeon,” he said. 

 

“Prop Manifestation? But that’s so low level. You had only awakened a few days before. There's no way you could have made all that.”


“What are you talking about? It’s max level,” he groaned as she stopped playing with him. 

 

She looked surprised, then disappointed. “Level 10 is not max level,” she let him know. 

 

“I know that. My skill literally says ‘LVL MAX’,” he said, getting angry with her. 

 

Her jaw began to slowly drop. “Do you have any other Porn Star skills that are max level?” 

 

“A few, why?”

 

Joon sat up fully then, showing her naked back. Her hands went to her head, he caught some words as she whispered, “it makes so much sense. Couldn’t be. Could it?”

 

“Joony, what is it?” He asked eventually. 

 

“I uh. I want to tell you, but I can’t. The System will jumble it all up. To be honest, I really shouldn’t say it out loud or else you could become more of a target than you already are. You never know who is watching. Let’s say that sometimes, hardly ever. Like 1 in a quintillion there are people that have broken Systems. They spit out max levels. And they make things harder for the System. The System doesn’t like that.” 


“Joony, you’re freakin me out here. You make it sound like the System is alive,” he said. His heart thumping it felt like someone was watching him. 

 

“It is Ash. So don’t piss it off. And never tell anyone your skill levels…or what level you get skills at. Just trust me, okay? I would never hurt you. I just can’t say for a few months. I promise, it will all become clear after that,” she said. Tears in her eyes he believed her. She legit looked scared. Whatever he was, Ash really did want to find out, but he had been dealing with secrets for a while. 

 

“Ok, but you gotta continue what you were doing,” he said as he pulled her to lay down with him. 

 

She laughed sweetly into his chest as she grabbed his cock. “I assume you know why I’m here now?” He asked. 

 

She nodded into his chest. “I’d like to hear it from you though.” 

 

He told her. Everything. At some point he got too distracted from the handjob so she blew him for a minute until he unloaded inside her mouth. She requested a vanilla flavor. Then like it was second-nature he kept talking. They were back to business and she was playing with his dick. He talked about Zora, meeting Tiffany, the dungeon he did, then the red quest. He then admitted to dating Tiff, making a bunch of money for the Guild Hall, and finally their trip around the world.

 

When he was done she started talking. She said what happened with Zora in her timeline, she did go back to Iowa. He got with Tiff. But last time his Prop Manifestation was so low level that they only made a little Kryptonite after a lot of sex for the Red Quest. A couple of people had died fighting Superman. Then she talked about him passing the trial of Champions the same way. Then after graduation he joined the police academy and worked with Amanda on stopping System users. They did buy the Guild Hall last time, but had to borrow money. He was able to make their payments for it, which really helped Asher level his Prop Manifestation.  

 

Spurred on by the handjob she asked what he had been up to since he was thrown by the lizard. She was surprised he was already level 19. “So you have Body Control and what else?” She asked. 

 

“ I don’t know. Haven’t checked the notifications, I stumbled on you guys soon after it happened.”

 

“Ugh, how do you always do that? It drives me crazy. You’ll be sitting there after a day of fighting and be like ‘Oh I leveled, cool’. Most people want to put their stats in ASAP, you know?” She said. 


“They do? That doesn’t sound right,” he teased. As she pouted he gave her a kiss. After another she smiled. 


“Well, do it already,” she said. She moved to lay on top of him, her head on his neck. His erection was straight up her crack. He could feel her wetness dripping down, but he powered through. He was sad when the popup windows hid her cleavage from view.

 

Congratulations

For reaching level 19 you have learned the skill

MESMERIZING GAZE (LVL 1)

 

MESMERIZING GAZE (LVL 1)

That look in your eye, that little twinkle that makes the girls shiver, yeah that's not you. That's this skill. Mesmerize friend and foe with a stare.

 

Interesting, he thought. 

 

Name:

Asher Whitmore

 

Skills:

 

Alias:

Quinten Hardly

 

Acting

LVL MAX

System:

PORN STAR

 

STD Immunity

LVL MAX

Level:

19

 

Roleplaying

LVL MAX

Experience

2,501/50,000

 

Prop Manifestation

LVL MAX

Title:

Lawful Good

(3)

Relationship Screen

LVL 10

Guild:

Community

 

Gardening

LVL 4

Syscos:

2,015

 

Ahegao

LVL 6

     

Slovene Language

LVL 2

HP:

105

/105 (9)

Survival

LVL 12

MP:

75

/78

Tracking

LVL 9

     

Brawling

LVL 9

Stats:

0

 

Policing

LVL 8

Strength:

35

 

Economics

LVL 10

Dexterity:

28

 

Battleshout

LVL 9

Endurance:

35

 

Intimidation

LVL 9

Agility:

28

 

Powerstrike

LVL 7

Wisdom:

25

 

Justice

LVL 3

Intelligence:

25

 

Regal Presence

LVL 7

Luck:

25

 

Eye for Art

LVL 5

Charm:

25

 

Battle Instincts

LVL 12

     

Weapon Throw

LVL 9

Custom Stats:

   

Gun Fighting

LVL 9

Dick Length

9 Inches

 

Pianist

LVL 14

Dick Diameter

2 Inches

 

Sketching

LVL 8

Fertility

Off

 

Full Body Control

LVL MAX

Pheromones

20

 

Mesmerizing Gaze

LVL 1

Libido

10

     
         
         

 

“I got Mesmerizing Gaze,” he finally said. Her legs were straddling his erect dick. 

 

Apparently she was caught daydreaming as she sputtered. “Oh yeah? Cool. So ummm wanna have sex?” She asked with hope in her voice. Asher brought up the relationship screen. 

 

Relationship Screen (LVL 10)

Name

Attachment

Location

Kinks

Prefered Phallic Size

Erogenous Zone

Daphne Krollic

Level 2

Las Vegas, NV.

Younger Guys/Taboo

9"

Nipples/Ass

Zora Mlakar

Level 8

Paris, Fr

Impregnation/Wife Play

7"

Ears/Nipples

Tiffany Tyler

Level 10

Paris, Fr

Submission/Domination

8"

Breasts/Ass

Lyola Lofgren

Level 1

%&#())*#

Large Genitalia/Women

10"

Ears/Legs

Amanda Neil

Level 1

Thousand Oaks, CA

Women/Shame

7.5"

Feet/Arms

Joon Sang

Level 8

South Korea

Strength/Pain

7"

Ass/Neck

           

 

Asher didn’t know when his screen jumped to level 10. He guessed about the time it did for Tiff.. He let out a sigh knowing the girls were back together. He also noted he knew more about their kinks and zones. Reading Joon’s data he asked, “You’re a little masochist aren’t you?”

 

She blushed deeply as she hid her face in his chest. “Maybe…” She whispered. “But not right now. This body is still a virgin. You’ll hurt enough.”

 

His eyes opened wide. He had never been with a real virgin before. Tiff was able to play at it now and then. “Are you-are you sure?” He asked. “I mean. With me?”

 

“You’re my husband,” she groaned, sliding him in between her legs. “You had me the first time too,” she said excitedly. 

 

With that he raised his pheromones to 40. Twisting their bodies around she giggled as he was on top of her. “We have to be quiet though,” she said, kissing his neck. For some reason he felt like the virgin in this situation. She brought his face down to her lips and he lost all thought as he explored. She tasted sweet to him. An almost almond taste. His hands roamed her smooth skin until he was grasping her large breasts. They fit perfectly in his hands. She groaned as he fondled them. His dick was rock hard as it dug into her abs, but this was her first time, he wanted to make sure she was ready.

 

“It’s been so long,” she grunted as he began licking her nipples. Groping her ass she raised her lower half to meet his skin. She shuddered as he moved down to her pussy. A slight stubble on the smooth mound he rubbed his slowly growing beard across it until his mouth was over her cunt. He explored slowly as she groaned. It didn’t take long until she shuddered, cumming softly. Eyes fluttering she continued to shake in a long drawn out orgasm. Then with a drawn-out sigh the orgasm finished. “Too long,” she said, getting another wind. “Enter me now. No more foreplay. I need to be filled up,” she demanded. 

 

“Yes, Joony,” he said like he had done it a million times. Moving up to her he wiped his mouth as he planted another kiss. Lining up his dick with her cunt he entered slowly. As tight as Tiffany and Zora, Joon gripped him hard. Soon he came to her maidenhead. He paused for a moment to let her catch her breath but she pulled him into her all the way. 

 

Joon squeaked and sputtered as he bottomed out inside of her. Her legs shuddered in pleasure as he filled her up. “Bigger,” she demanded. “Raise it to 60. I need this.” 

 

He did as he was told. Slowly it was dawning on him that he didn’t need to hold back with this girl. So he grew to his full length, and raised his pheromones to 60. “Anything for you,” he said and began pounding into her. 

 

Loud claps echoed in the small tent as he pulled all the way out then slammed all the way in. She shuddered another orgasm as he got to full speed. He could see the whites of her eyes as she came hard from the pain and pleasure. His hand went to her throat squeezing next to her jugular. She lost it then. 

 

“Ukk,” she grunted from a choked gasp. “Yes,” she forced out as he let loose a little. “More,” he filled her up more. Her virginity was now long gone as he pounded into her. “Cum inside me,” she pleaded. As he did she came yet again. Her eyes crossed and her tongue fell out of her mouth, in a final Ahegao face as she sputtered and shook on his dick. 

 

He felt thick globs of him enter her as she continued to shake. With one final shudder she passed out. Asher laid on top of her breathing heavily, his Libido was too high. He couldn’t stop now. Another look at her Relationship Screen he began to fuck her again. His cum was lost in her own cum and blood.

Joon drew in a deep breath as if he had choked her out as he fucked her. She groaned with each thrust and opened her eyes. “I missed you,” she said, wrapping her legs around him. “I love you.” 

 

“I love you,” he said. He wasn’t sure if he did, but the way she talked made him believe. She squealed happily with the words as he pounded into her harder. He moved his hands to her wrists, holding her down. She began to pant happily with the treatment. As he held her down she began to raise her own waist into his, slamming their sexes together. Too turned on by the girl he came again only for her to join him. Her body shaking was the only clue that she was cumming, she didn’t squirt like the other girls. Though he missed the squirting, it was less messy this way. 

 

“So, what now?” He asked as he bottomed out inside her. 

 

“Talk later, sex now,” she said as she continued moving her hips. He was surprised by her attitude. I guess she did need this.

 


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