This Hero Is Scumbag

2022-01-13

Chapter 16 I am super!

Outside of Duskwood, a white horse galloped between the roads, and Maeve sat on the horse’s back like a blooming ruby rose. She was wearing a light armor engraved with the blessing of the wind, with a steel essence long sword hanging on the right side of the horse, a standard adventurer configuration.

The speed of this road is not as bumpy as Maeve expected. This path is far better than she imagined. There are no messy rocks and no potholes. This kind of road makes Maeve feel in her heart. A little comfort.

What is the origin of this new Goblin King? Can you make goblins so obedient? Could it be that the goblins really ruled the goblins? It shouldn’t be, just because Brother Ming is weak, and the strong goblins have no brains, it will cut off the situation where goblins lead goblins to build roads.

Just as she was thinking about what kind of demons and ghosts the new Goblin King is, Maeve suddenly heard a gust of wind beside her ear. She raised her head quickly, only to see a woman with short sleeves and fluttering hair, holding two bottles of adhesive in one hand and a paper bag in the other, running at an incredible speed on the road.

I’m super, I’m riding a horse!

Maeve was dumbfounded on the spot, and her brain shut down on the spot. She has seen people who use shadow power to shuttle, she has also seen those who use wind blessing to fly low, and she has seen summon Void Spirit running behind it.

Is it a bit too much for you to overtake Ma on the road with two legs?

Looking at Juechen’s back, Maeve’s face was full of daze. She stopped the horse, patted the neck suspiciously, and after hearing the foul-mouthed sound of the white horse, Maeve confirmed that she was indeed riding a horse, not walking on the road with a saddle.

That shouldn’t be the case.

With suspicion and confusion, Maeve continued to move on the road with a complicated look. At this point, those conjectures about the Slime King have been disappeared without a trace. Now, Maeve wants to figure out who the genius is to overtake a horse on two legs on the main road.

After a while, as the sound of the hooves gradually calmed down, a large circular wooden arch appeared in Maeve’s sight. After a while, she stood in front of the gate of the Goblin Farmhouse.

After patted Baima, Baima took a turn and left here without looking back. Maeve tightened the iron gauntlets on both arms, and after tidied her hair, took a deep breath and hung the long sword by her side.

Under the gate, two goblins with steel rods stood on both sides of the gate. Maeve suppressed the fear in her heart, as if the two green-skinned dwarves had an invincible infectious disease, and they would die when they met. But she didn’t stop there, she stepped forward cautiously, extended the hand, and said hello.

“Gah?”

One of the goblins stared wide-eyed and turned his head blankly towards the other goblins. The other blue goblin had a helpless look on his face. He sighed very humanely and then pulled out a sign from the side. With a quack, Maeve looked towards the directions on the sign. Maeve hurriedly turned her head away, looking towards the wooden token full of words.

Oh, the writing is pretty nice.

She nodded, then looked at the two goblins, then walked cautiously through the gate. When she entered this happy countryside.

Maeve was startled.

It doesn’t mean how gorgeous, just the neat sight in front of her makes Maeve amazed from the bottom of her heart.

I am super, the number of toilets is more than the civilian area of Silver City!

As a former resident of Silver City, Maeve knows how precious a separate toilet is in a civilian area. Most of the civilians often share a toilet with four families, and it is also a dry toilet. If this happens to someone who eats some water one day, it will be the scene of purgatory on earth.

However, after Maeve and the two half-dead guards figured out where she should go as an adventurer, Maeve passed by the goblin settlement. She glanced at it briefly, and was surprised to find that the toilets here can be at least two toilets, and the cleanliness is much better than that of Silver City.

What Maeve doesn’t know is that although the goblins have some cerebral palsy, what makes Zhou Li and Elma clicking one’s tongue in wonder is that this group of green dwarves have a strange love clean. As long as they are told “clean standards”, this group of self-proclaimed sages among the goblins will voluntarily execute Zhou Li’s orders.

After walking through the residential area, Maeve encounters a goblin squad. Immediately, Maeve’s nerves tensed up, and when she was about to step aside to make way for them, something very surprising happened to her.

When the group of goblins holding steel essence long sticks and wearing leather armor saw themselves who were obviously outsiders, they first tilted their heads and thought for a while, and then put the long sticks. Upright, politely gave himself a salute. Just when Maeve was dumbfounded not knowing what to do, the group of goblins slowly walked past her.

I’m super, this is much more polite than the soldiers of Silver City.

Maeve scratched her fire-red long hair, tutted twice, and continued toward the adventurer area. In fact, even this path is much better than the civilian area and slum area of Silver City. Although I don’t know which adhesive is used, the adhesion between the stones is very comfortable, and it won’t go away. Two steps were hit by a heavy blow from the stone.

After she got to the adventurer area, she found that the layout here and the layout of the hero union can’t be said to be very different, but they can only be said to be exactly the same.

Is this plagiarism?

Maeve, who was very rich in her inner thoughts, thought for a moment, and then she walked straight to the building with the “tavern” wooden token. With a creaking sound, the door was opened.

When she just opened the door, Maeve was surprised to find that there were already three silhouettes at the bar of the tavern. When they heard the sound of her opening the door, the three of them turned their heads in unison, focusing on her.

“Huh?”

Maeve was stunned for a moment, but her temperament was of the familiar type, although she didn’t see the appearance of these three people for a while , but went up to say hello anyway.

“I thought I was the first one to come here.” Maeve sat on the side very calmly, smiled and said to the three in front of her, “Hello, my name is Maeve, yes A warrior from the hero union.”

“Oh yo?”

Elma’s eyes lit up when she saw Maeve, she tugged at the corner of Zhou Li’s clothes, He said softly, “We have a guest!”

“Hello.”

Zhou Li first smiled apologetically at A Zi, and A Zi called the head. Never mind, then motioned him to receive Maeve. Zhou Li looked towards Maeve and said kindly:

“I’m the manager here and the king of goblins, you can call me Mister Zhou.”

“Ah .” Maeve opened her mouth slightly and looked at Zhou Li blankly. Immediately afterwards, her rich inner activity soared.

I am super! The Goblin King is right in front of me!

It’s a human being!

You’re still young!

Although Maeve’s heart has already been turned upside down, she still just responded with a slightly surprised expression: “Please forgive my presumptuousness, I didn’t expect the Goblin King to be so…young and excellent. .”

“Wow.” Elma swallowed the shortbread in her mouth, with a “learned” expression on her face, and whispered in a voice only she could hear: “She’s good Yes.”

“It doesn’t matter, in fact, if it is the so-called “king”, I prefer others to call me the guide of the goblins. Big brother Brin is still working hard.”

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After Maeve heard Zhou Li’s words, an idea suddenly rose in her heart – this man may have something to do with the kingdom of Eastern Continent!

After all, this kind of thought that “ordinary person without extraordinary power should also have status” can only be found in the wonderful countries there.

It doesn’t matter anyway, although she doesn’t agree with it, Maeve doesn’t object to this idea either. She sorted out her thoughts, then said to Zhou Li: “So it seems that I may be the first adventurer to come here, isn’t it?”

“That’s right.” Hearing this, Zhou Li smiled and said kindly to her: “As the first customer of Goblin Farmhouse, we will have lifetime discounts and discounts. Congratulations, brave adventurer.”

“Thank you for your Generous.” Maeve supported her chest and bowed slightly, then she looked towards the bar on the side, and found that there was no bartender who only cleaned glass all day long, she turned her head curiously and asked Zhou Li in front of her: “Then now Is there any service here?”

“Only fresh water can be added for a short time.” When Maeve was just feeling a little disappointed, a voice like a silver bell suddenly sounded: “Purple yarn The Chamber of Commerce will send a professional wine specialist here tomorrow. If you have any wine needs, please tell me. As a close collaborator of Goblin Farmhouse, I will be happy to customize a glass for you. Your Cocktail.”

Oh! Here comes the Chamber of Commerce, a purple yarn that can be hung lower on the flagpole!

When Maeve followed the voice and looked towards A Zi, who was originally covered by Zhou Li, Maeve immediately burst into ecstasy. As the premier Chamber of Commerce in the northern continent, the name of Zisha is very appealing in the heart of the adventurer. Whether it is the purpose of “everyone earning rice” of the Chamber of Commerce, or the friendliness of Chamber of Commerce to the adventurers, Zisha has become the first choice of the adventurers.

Stable! Steady! Once the news of the purple yarn Chamber of Commerce entering the Goblin Farmhouse is spread, it will definitely take off like a giant dragon!

Thinking of her lifetime discounts and discounts, Maeve’s inner villain is directly submerged in the ocean of happiness. She looked towards A Zi, who was wearing a gorgeous long gauze, her face was still just a little excited, “Nice to meet you, Ms. Lin Zi. The items you sell are of good quality and low price, and have always been my first choice. Thank you very much for your support. The support and kindness of the adventurers.”

“You’re welcome.” Azi nodded lightly, with a slight smile on her face, “Everyone who can take the first step is worthy of respect, Maeve. Miss, it’s nice to meet you.”

Azi extended the hand, Maeve shook her hand naturally. Of course, when she touched the jade hand that was like cream, Maeve said directly:

I’m super super super super super! I shook hands with Boss Eldest Young Lady of Chamber of Commerce! She is so cute! Hands are so soft!

in the heart was reluctant to part, but after letting go, Maeve asked for a glass of water with a calm expression, and took a sip to suppress her inner excitement. At this moment, out of the corner of her eyes, she caught a glimpse of something on the bar that she was extremely familiar with.

Adhesive? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Maeve turned her head in astonishment. When she saw Elma holding a large water glass and sipping the spring water, Maeve couldn’t help but shouted:

“It’s you!!!”

(End of this chapter)