LIGHTNOVELONLINE Chapter 9 Cyber Blacksmith
With an idea in mind, the next step is the issue of manpower.
There was a crowd here because of an emergency. Everyone had been chatting for so long, and no one from outside had been let in yet.
After obtaining the old housekeeper's consent, Liaicairong opened the door and let in the people outside.
Wow!
The group of people outside immediately surrounded the people in the villa and began to ask for various information about the villa.
In fact, everyone started discussing the money boy who urinated.
"Eating, pooping, energy circulation, Newton likes it! I declare that this is the only game that talks about science, and I stand in Newton's camp."
"Ignore the offline problem for now, let's build a dry toilet."
"Where's the toilet paper? Brothers, go pick some leaves and prepare them. Some is better than nothing."
"I'll take the responsibility."
"Remember not to pick the hairy and prickly ones, I don't want to open my eyes."
"It's so real. I'm afraid it won't be the first day of survival in the wilderness."
"Oh my god, we're starting in Barren Mountain. We won't be hungry for nine meals in three days. Let's find some protein as soon as possible."
Many people feel that this is not playing a game, but a group of people going to the wilderness for a picnic and dividing labor and cooperation.
However, in addition to the people discussing these things, there was also a new player who was surrounded by a group of people, who seemed to be a well-known anchor.
"Don't hang around me. Just do what you have to do. Don't sign! Don't step on people! Don't be a fool. Don't you understand that the time for the first test of the game is precious?"
The little loli who was surrounded said angrily: "Still following? Are you following again? You are not the kind of nerdy blacksmith who can't find anyone to talk to, are you?"
"What a powerful attack."
"If you scold me again, I beg you."
"We are your fans and we will take you flying."
The person being surrounded is called Su Yuniang, a big anchor.
She looks like a petite and cute lolita in white stockings. Her voice is very sweet and cute, but she has a hot temper and talks a lot. She was born in Zuan.
With her open mouth, she often makes passers-by cry, and makes sly comments such as "Uncle, you are such a useless trash~" and "So pathetic~" and other famous emoticons that have become popular outside the circle, making people want to teach her a lesson.
But she was occasionally attacked and cried by other anchors, and her angry expression looking for a scene had a more comedic effect.
However, the program has not been effective recently and her income has dropped, which makes her want to go back and inherit the family property. She just came in in a hurry when she was recommended by a friend while looking for games.
She was completely surprised after coming in. This...you told me it was a blacksmith simulator?
As a game anchor, I know a lot more than the average person, and I know better what this means. It’s so real, so magical!
There are overgrown weeds and snakes and insects everywhere, but the crows overhead are also disgusting. Some blacksmiths nearby have won the bid and are complaining.
She felt that this harsh ancient rural environment was real.
What kind of aesthetic ancient style is this? Wonderful ancient life?
That’s all with filters!
Not to mention ancient times, even urbanites complain about the dirty and harsh environment in modern rural areas for fear of stepping on cow dung.
She doesn't care about this. She's not a pretentious little fairy. When she was a child, she would fight a bunch of brats with cow dung on her mop. Would she be afraid of this?
On the contrary, she is popular because she is not pretentious, has a very hot temper, is cheerful and straightforward, and is good at teasing others. She even dares to carelessly pick her feet through white silk stockings while broadcasting live. There is a big foot-picking man living in her heart.
It’s just that in today’s beauty society, trolls who are old, ugly, and pretentious are called menopausal women, while trolls like her who are petite, cute, and have sweet voices are called bitches.
At this moment, in her eyes, this kind of hard-core field game is interesting, and it is fun to make a harsh environment into a beautiful place in her heart.
This should be the selling point of this game!
First, she built toilets and dormitories to ensure basic life, cleaned up various monster spawning spots such as crows, and then farmed and forged iron. She felt that she had touched the main line of the game.
While she was thinking about it, she looked around and suddenly heard the conversation between the old steward and Liaicairong in the distance.
Suddenly she realized that her long-term and progressive vision as a game anchor was still too narrow.
Liucairong: "Yes! Sir Steward, I now have a new idea for the blacksmith dormitory we built! There must be no beds in the dormitory. After all, people of our nation - love! Urine! Kang! When sleeping, they are everywhere. .”
Su Yuniang's eyelids twitched wildly: "..."
Good guy.
She called him "good guy!"
She silently started recording the screen.
Old steward: "Are you like this? I stopped peeing on the bed when I was eight years old."
Lee Cai Rong: "So we don't want to sleep on beds! We only need iron nets. The two sides of the iron nets are sandwiched between two sides, and people are sandwiched between them. These iron net beds are arranged in a row, suspended in the air, rotated and washed, and the sewage is discharged on site, and water is flushed above. , pull down."
"And let the blacksmiths in the sky insert catheters into their mouths and feed them uniformly, so that they can achieve ten years of infusion and peaceful sleep like a vegetative state. They will not be cold even if they are not online for several months."
"Then a blacksmith shop will be built above the dormitory, where iron can be forged and the top of the head can be dried."
"Don't throw away the waste hot water from quenching. Drain it directly below to spray the blacksmith with a shower."
"This dormitory has a five-in-one fully automatic assembly line for showering, drying, sleeping, eating, and excreting. After waking up, you can be clean and not hungry."
Old steward: "Wouldn't this be uncomfortable? Your dormitory is a large birdcage, right? After all, this is the same structure for raising birds."
Damn it, what the hell kind of design is this?
Su Yuniang's eyes almost dropped to the ground.
It’s not that she’s not smart enough, it’s her conscience that keeps her from thinking about such an immoral beast no matter how much time she studies!
This is not a birdcage...
This is a barbecue grill! !
It is still the kind of charcoal grilled octopus sandwiched between two iron meshes. It can also be rotated and turned over. It is recommended to apply some dipping sauce here.
Liaicairong: "It's okay! People of our race are like this. We just love this pigeon cage!"
Old steward: "It will also stink. After all, who sleeps on top of the cesspit, even if there is an iron fence to separate it."
Liao Cairong: "It doesn't matter! It is recommended that this dormitory be divided into three floors of iron mesh dormitories to provide more storage. Make a slope directly at the bottom, install large underground pipes, flush them away regularly, and build a septic tank in the distance to store it, so it is clean. "
Old steward: "This septic tank..."
Liaicai Rong: "The septic tank can make us bigger and stronger and create greater glory! Whether it is used for biogas fermentation to realize new energy cycle or for making farmyard manure to realize the food ecological chain cycle, the septic tank is an excellent recycling system."
Ning Zheng: "..."
This mouth is really tough.
In fact, Ning Zheng hinted that she could take turns to log into one body.
In this way, someone can take turns solving the toilet problem, which is also the meaning of [queuing to log in] proposed by Xiao Ai.
Liao Cairong looked extremely angry at this suggestion!
His words seemed to anger him greatly.
He kept talking about things that he couldn't quite understand: "This is a tauren", "Pure Love Warrior", "Cuckold Villa will be cool", "Bus will be seriously boycotted by the public", "Three views must be correct, people can go to the toilet" But it can’t be turned into a public restroom,” “Don’t learn from Stardew Valley,” these clichés are half-understood.
Ning Zheng didn't understand what it meant.
But in the end, the other party was so resistant and willing to make things so complicated that they just let them go. This made them even more sure that Xiao Ai was really unreliable. This suggestion angered the other party.
If you don't take turns, don't take turns. Those who are queuing up to log in should continue to watch first.
If it were the old manager before, UU reading www.uukａｽｈhu． net must be criticized for wasting resources.
Most of these blacksmiths were sleeping and not working.
Just one bed in the dormitory is enough, why bother with such a complicated iron net? This is horribly inefficient.
But Ning Zheng is gentle.
Seeing their beaming and happy expressions, looking around here and there, that joyful atmosphere is also transmitted to me, and I feel that the most important thing is that they like to be happy.
The construction process is complicated, but the main reason is that everyone will live comfortably in the future and have a good living experience.
Liaicairong: "And! It is recommended to build two large dormitories here, a boys' dormitory and a girls' dormitory."
Old steward: "It doesn't have to be so complicated. You are money boys. You look like men and women, but in fact they are not."
Shivering and cold.
How dare you assume my gender?
Of course, Lian Cairong didn't dare to throw this punch. After all, he respected the old and loved the young, and he was definitely not afraid of being kicked out of his position as a manager and being replaced by other animals.
"grown ups."
Jiucairong gave sincere advice, "Although the body does not have a gender, we do have a psychological gender. If we are not separated, it is very easy for us to have problems and they will make trouble."
Moreover.
Now that the initial race does not differentiate between men and women, will future races also not differentiate between men and women?
In his opinion, the old steward in front of him clearly looked human.
In the future, it is estimated that you will also be able to select a person’s race to start the game.
Although it seems that as a blacksmith, swinging a sledgehammer crazily, it doesn't matter what race you are.
Next to her, Su Yuniang secretly observed and listened to the new blacksmith's manager talking:
"Okay, okay! This game plays like that, right? I'm young and misunderstood the selling point of the game. What kind of cyber blacksmith did ancient society have?"