This director only makes bad movies

Chapter 9 Did you watch the wrong movie?



After reading the movie review, Zhang Yange was so angry that her body trembled.

Shameless, really shameless.

How dare this film critic slander him like this.

When did he use the classroom as a museum?

In order to make the scenes in the movie look real and keep the audience from being distracted, when filming the movie, he specially contacted a museum to be the venue to ensure that the scenes inside were absolutely real. How could it be a classroom?

And toy guns.

What kind of toy gun? It was obviously a real gun, borrowed from the army by someone he had some connections with, and this film critic actually opened his eyes and lied, saying it was a toy gun, and even said that the shooting was done with his mouth.

There are also red yarn, combination locks, and a car chase scene between two vans, all of which are fictional.

Movies are an art, a high art.

In order to make high-quality movies, he worked hard, how could he be so bottomless?

Slander, pure slander.

In order to discredit his movie, these people are simply crazy.

There are many comments below the movie review.

This film critic named Tao Heng is a big V with many fans and many people read his film reviews.

"That's really good. A River During the Qingming Festival is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's really hard for me to imagine that a great director like Zhang Yange could make such a movie. I went to watch it with great expectations. The result was Not to mention how disgusting I felt after taking a bite of the cake."

"Author, it's interesting for you to talk nonsense like this. I watched the movie and it was very exciting. It's not what you said at all."

"I knew before that you were paid to write movie reviews to criticize the movies that were being released. But at that time, the movie reviews you wrote were pretty good. This time, I am talking nonsense just to criticize "Along the River During the Qingming Festival". I want to know which company it is. The film company has such no bottom line that such a manuscript can pass the review."

"I laughed. Are you sure we are watching the same movie? Don't be embarrassed. You will be embarrassed to death."

Zhang Yange was very pleased to see that most of the comments below criticized Tao Heng.

The public's eyes are sharp. As long as you make movies seriously, you can get good returns.

Although individual navy troops are rampant, they cannot resist the general trend of the masses.

But this Tao Heng is so hateful.

To openly write a movie review and slander him, I really think he has no temper.

"Immediately contact this film critic named Tao Heng and ask him to remove this film review."

"At the same time, he must apologize to me, otherwise, he will be sued immediately."

Zhang Yange roared.

After living for so many years, he was really angry this time.

He can accept scolding his movie, but he absolutely cannot accept accepting other people's money in such a stupid way.

"Okay, I'll do it right away." The assistant hurried over.

Soon, Tao Heng received a call.

He laughed when he heard that Zhang Yange was going to sue.

Your movie is so bad, but you still have the nerve to sue me.

If he really took the money, Tao Heng might be scared, but this time, he is not afraid.

It doesn’t matter that you, Zhang Yange, are a great director. If the movie is so bad, no one is allowed to comment on it, right?

So what if we file a lawsuit? Is it illegal to tell the truth?

Immediately, Tao Heng took out his mobile phone and sent a Weibo message.

"I just received a warning from director Zhang Yange, telling me to withdraw my review of "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" and asking me to apologize personally, otherwise he would sue me for defamation. I laughed, you can't say that the movie was bad, right? , your Zhang Yange movie is terrible, if you go to court, go to court, I am not afraid."

Tao Heng is also a celebrity. The movie "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" is being released and is a hot topic recently.

As soon as it was posted on Weibo, it immediately became a hot search topic and many people left messages.

"Save your name in the front row."

"Just take the money, and you say it so righteously. Don't you know whether the movie will be good or not?"

"Is there a mistake? I saw the movie and it was quite good. It's not at all like what your review said."

"Nonsense. The movie was very poorly made. It is the worst movie I have ever seen. How much money did Zhang Yange give you? There are so many people helping to wash the floor."

"Did you make a mistake? You mistook "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" for "Along the River During the Qingming Festival." I also misunderstood it at first, but later I found out that they are two movies."

After posting on Weibo, Tao Heng started reading the comments.

When I see someone doing well, I laugh.

These days, the navy has become more and more rampant. Even though the movie was poorly made, there are still so many people helping to clean the floor.

You must have spent a lot of money to buy a navy to have this effect.

It's really ridiculous. If you have money, you don't use it to make good movies, you use it to buy fake movies.

It’s crooked, no wonder the movie is so poorly made.

Then, Tao Heng saw the review that said there were two movies.

He froze.

"Along the River on a Sunny Day"!

Two movies! ! !

this.

Tao Heng discovered the blind spot.

There are actually two movies called "Along the River During the Qingming Festival"?

No, what netizens are talking about is one called "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" and the other called "Along the River During the Qingming Festival".

So was he looking at "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" or "Along the River During the Qingming Festival"?

Tao Heng was a little dizzy.

Did I watch the wrong movie?

In order to test his idea, he hurried to the nearest theater near his home and bought a ticket for "Along the River During the Qingming Festival".

In order to avoid making mistakes, he looked at it carefully and found that it was indeed a movie ticket for "Along the River During Qingming Festival", directed by Zhang Yange.

After confirming that he had not bought the wrong ticket, he entered the theater.

Soon, the big screen lit up, and Tao Heng cheered up.

Then, he saw an opening scene that was completely different from the previous movie, and it was obviously a much more refined movie scene.

Two hours later, the movie ended and the audience was on their feet.

"This movie is pretty good."

"It's a bit cliche, but the shots are still very nice."

"Zhang Yange is still capable."

Audiences are relatively satisfied with the quality of the film, and the reviews are mostly positive.

Tao Heng sat in his seat, his head feeling dizzy.

This movie is really good.

Anyway, it’s much more exciting than the last time I watched it.

So what was the last movie he watched?

Tao Heng walked out of the cinema and quickly bought another movie ticket for "Along the River on a Sunny Day".

He saw very clearly that it was indeed "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" and not "Along the River During the Qingming Festival".

The director is not mentioned, and I don’t know who it is.

Soon, the movie started, and Tao Heng's familiar rough scenes appeared, as well as the crude "Along the River on a Qingming Festival"

This time he read the subtitles very carefully and finally realized that they were talking about "Along the River During the Qingming Festival" and not "Along the River During the Qingming Festival"

Two hours later, the movie ends.

"This movie is really bad."

"Which kind of crouching dragon and phoenix chick is capable of making such a movie?"

"The entire movie can only be seen with the heroine's legs."

Listening to the audience's comments, Tao Heng walked out of the theater in a daze.

Standing in front of the ticket counter and looking at the two movie tickets that were almost the same, Tao Heng couldn't help but look up to the sky and scream.

"Fuck me."


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