The Woman Found the Will I Wrote

124 – Cleaning

… You can double the mating rate.

I sighed and looked down at Luna at what was probably the most Luna-like cry.

‘How much does this guy like to mate?’

I don’t know if it’s because they have the form of an animal, but I think their desire to reproduce is quite strong.

I’m sighing and shaking my head.

Luna seems to have remembered something as she licks her hand and talks.

[That’s right, master. Because it has two bodies, it can handle two people at a time!]

Handling two people at a time?

It was when I kept my mouth shut about something I thought I could understand, but didn’t.

Amber, who was listening to this story earlier, tells me in a voice that she doesn’t understand.

“What on earth are you talking about?”

It’s difficult for me to explain this.

I thought it would be better to just ignore it, so I didn’t reply and talked to Amber.

“I asked you earlier if I would return to my original body.”

“Ah… Yes!”

“I’m not sure, but there’s a high probability that it won’t go back.”

Amber blinks and looks at me, probably because my answer was unexpected.

I met Amber’s gaze and spoke briefly.

“Of course, it might not be true, so don’t worry too much about it.”

‘If I return to Earth,’ I plan to return to my original body.

If he did not return, he would remain in Dern’s body

‘The reason is simple, if you return to Earth with Dern’s body, a situation without an answer will be created.’

In any case, my body has things built up, and above all, I also have a status, so it won’t be that difficult to live.

‘Not if you choose Dern’s body.’

Because their status was not recognized, there was a high probability that they would be subject to all kinds of surveillance or penalties.

So, if there is a high probability of returning to Earth, it would be ideal to choose the original body.

‘The reason it remains in Dern’s body is simply because there are two bodies left in this world.’

In addition to my already old body, the very fact that that body exists in this world.

Since it was questionable whether he would be sent to Earth normally even if he saw the ending, he said that there was a high probability that he would remain as Dern.

‘Well, it’s just a guess.’

I sigh inwardly, deciding to make a decision based on the situation.

Amber glanced at me and spoke slowly.

“Now that you have caught the archbishop, the Celestial Church will do everything they can to catch you.”

That was also the case when the bishop was captured, so it’s nothing special.

I was nodding my head without much emotion.

Amber sighs and continues talking to me.

“So I was going to say that you need to be extra careful. Honestly, this kind of advice would be meaningless to someone who captured the Archbishop alone without any injuries.”

You nod your head.

Amber looked like she didn’t know what to say and then smiled awkwardly.

He sighed and continued speaking slowly, hugging the large book tightly.

“Anyway, if you need help with anything, please let me know at any time.”

At those words, I nodded, took care of the archbishop, and decided to go home.

* * *

When I returned home, the first thing I saw was Rumi wearing a maid uniform.

I don’t know if I like the maid uniform or if I’m wearing it because of some strange feeling that I have to serve myself.

Every time I see her, she feels a little embarrassed and as she is slowly walking towards the lab, Rumi talks to her.

“Deer!”

Just like a puppy wagging its tail to greet you when you return home from going out.

Rumi similarly approaches me quickly and calls out to me.

As I looked at Rumi, a little embarrassed by the vision of her, Rumi smiled and spoke to me.

“Are you not hungry? The rice the chef cooked this time was so delicious that I hope Dern can taste it quickly… Oh, if you’re tired, take a rest first and see later… “

There is so much to say, so many stories are brought up without stopping.

As I listened to those words, I looked at Rumi in silence.

Rumi glanced at me and hesitated, and then she spoke to me with a nervous expression.

“That… I also cleaned the lab. So, if you like it, can you please praise me?”

I guess the reason I was waiting here was because I wanted to get compliments on my cleaning.

If it’s something like that, I can do it right away.

‘If you praise the lab without even seeing it, it will be a meaningless compliment.’

She nodded, deciding to at least praise her after seeing how clean the lab was.

“Let’s do that.”

Rumi seemed to have worked hard on cleaning and nodded her head with sparkling eyes.

I thought that if Rumi could find some mental comfort in this way, she would do it, and she took her steps slowly.

*

It’s hard to believe that we fought on the death of countless people.

The current atmosphere was so peaceful and calm that I burst into laughter.

‘Well, it’s much better this way, but… Still, it’s funny because it’s so different.’

I looked at Rumi taking me away, humming in front of her.

I’m definitely thinking that I can endure this situation mentally.

Luna, who was in my arms, jumped onto Rumi’s shoulder and spoke.

[Should I tell you something good?]

“Is it a good one?”

[Huh! That means the master can double the number of copulations!]

I couldn’t help but hold her head as I looked at Luna spreading a strange story in front of me.

I don’t know if it’s because the first person I imitated was a cat.

Because human common sense has been abandoned, everything I say is a headache.

‘It might be a good choice to cover your mouth.’

I’m seriously thinking about learning related magic.

She saw Rumi in shock and shouting loudly at Luna.

“Well, what do you mean?”

[Rumi is an idiot. The fact that she can double means she has two bodies.]

“Oh, I know that… But what do you mean by double?”

[There are two, so you can double it, right?]

“… No. “I think it’s a slightly different story than that.”

[Wrong!?]

I’m covering my forehead while listening to the mind-boggling conversation between those two.

Rumi must have had a good idea in her head.

Luna is asked a question in a somewhat serious voice.

“That… Is it possible for two bodies to move at the same time?”

[I don’t know that. But why?]

“If they move at the same time… I will have to take care of both of them at the same time later. “I plan to learn more about housework.”

At those words, Luna opened her eyes and stood on end.

She soon looked at Rumi and spoke with admiration.

[Rumi is a genius… ! She is trying to mate with two people on her own.]

“… ?”

I couldn’t hide my laughter as I watched Rumi get bullied by her Luna her her.

It was painful when it happened to me, but seeing it happen to others from a third party’s perspective was nothing more fun than this.

‘From now on, it would be better to just stop talking and throw things at other kids.’

Then Luna will take care of her other kids.

I am satisfied with the thought that her Luna has finally found its use.

Rumi shouted urgently, her face turning bright red.

“Well, it’s not like that! I… “I’ve never done anything before, so it’s too much for just one person.”

[But isn’t it better if two people do it at the same time?]

“… Oh, is that so?”

[Yep. Look, just like it’s better to get two snacks than one. Wouldn’t it be better to deal with two people?!]

As I watched Rumi fall for her unexpected words, I thought it would be a good idea to intervene with her.

I grabbed Luna and talked to Rumi.

“It’s all bullshit, so ignore it.”

“… Yes, yes.”

Rumi must have finally realized that I am listening to this entire conversation.

She looks like she’s about to faint from embarrassment and closes her eyes.

Looking at Rumi like that, I thought I would give her some words of comfort.

‘I think the situation will get worse if I console myself for no reason.’

I decided to just pretend not to know and pretend like nothing happened.

Rumi blushes bright red and begins to say something, as if it was more painful for her to pretend not to know in this situation.

“Well, if Dern wants that, I’ll do my best. I practiced one-on-one, but I never even thought about dealing with two people… No, I’m not saying that’s wrong… It’s not that Dern’s taste is bad… !”

He begins to quickly make strange noises, as if his mind has collapsed.

After listening to that for a while, I thought it would be better to just ignore it, so I turned my head and spoke.

“Then let me check the cleaning.”

I decided to see how clean it was and opened the lab door and saw this.

It was Espin, lying seductively on the desk wearing only black underwear.