The voice of the heart was overheard, and the gods and Buddhas burst into tears
94 Elysium
At the foot of Lingshan.
The three pigs and a team of more than 1 people stood on the busy street.
More than 1 eyes were glowing with blue light.
In their eyes, it is not a monk who passes by them.
It's a woman who is as beautiful as a flower, and the country is all over the city.
Of course, those who created all these illusions were naturally bestowed by the Jade Emperor.
Zhu San wiped his hala and said, "I finally understand!"
"Why is Lingshan called the Land of Ultimate Bliss!"
"Me too!" Zhu Da and Zhu Er also drooled out of the waterfall, forming a puddle of water under their feet.
at this time!
In the minds of the three Zhu Bajie, a voice sounded: "Hurry up to Lingshan!"
"Don't stop here!"
"My! It's you! It's not that I don't want to leave, it's because there are so many beauties! I can't walk!" Zhu San replied, while putting his long pig nose on the monk who passed by him.
"The girls from Lingshan don't have any clothes on!" Jade Emperor's voice rang out again in the minds of the three pigs.
"Rush! Rush to the land of bliss!" The three Zhu Bajie took almost no time to think, and led the brothers of the Zhatian Gang to the Lingshan Mountain.
The mighty team, more than 1 people rushed to Lingshan without much delay.
"Ow!"
The three pigs Bajie howled, their eyes glowed green, and they stared at the Buddhas in the sky naked.
In the end they chose the target, it was the three bodhisattvas.
"boom!"
The three Zhu Bajie suddenly shattered all his clothes, and said with a smirk, "We like to meet honestly!"
"Please call us wolf pigs!"
All the Buddhas in the heavens were dumbfounded.
The three pigs, Bajie, suddenly became naked in Lingshan, which caught them off guard.
at this time!
The three Eight Precepts aimed at a bodhisattva and pressed them up, stretching out their long pig mouths and gnawed up!
The three bodhisattvas didn't react until Zhu Da, Zhu Er, and Zhu San drool over their faces.
Kicked the three Zhu Bajie out with one kick!
at the same time!
1 people also flocked to it.
Upon seeing this, the Tathagata Buddha quickly cast the mantra of clearing his heart.
In an instant!
The three pigs and the members of the Ten Thousand Zhatian Gang returned to normal.
"vomit!"
The three pigs took a look at the three bodhisattvas, and they all vomited wildly.
Then the three pigs sat on the ground with snot and tears, and cried.
"It's so disgusting!"
"Almost fucking a man!"
"Guanyin, are you out of your mind? Turn into a woman to seduce me!"
"Manjusri is so hateful! I took off my clothes, you told me no way!"
"This is going to spread, our three brothers, we don't want to lose face in the prehistoric world of the Three Realms!"
The three bodhisattvas blushed even more after being complained about by the three pigs.
They almost got fucked by a pig.
The point is that before they had time to vomit, they were disgusted by the pigs and vomited.
a time.
Their faces turned blue and white alternately.
"You monks, how shameless you are to turn into a woman and deceive us! Watch and beat me!" Zhu San took the lead in attacking.
Immediately afterwards, more than 1 people shot.
The entire Lingshan fell into a melee.
Tathagata looked very displeased when he saw this!
How could the Holy Land of Lingshan be in such a mess!
"Stop it all! Let me teach this so-called Zhatian Gang a lesson!" Tathagata said in a low voice.
The Buddhas of the heavens retreated in a second.
at this time.
A palm-sized bowl was thrown into the sky by the Tathagata!
The Tathagata recited scriptures, poured countless scriptures and Buddhist teachings into the sky, and blessed them into the alms bowl.
But seeing, the bowl, the size of a palm, suddenly grew to a size of a hundred feet, and the sun was shining brightly, and the purple light was shining, and all ten thousand members of the Zhatian Gang were included in it.
The Three Pigs Bajie immediately became annoyed: "Let go of my brother!"
Tathagata glanced at the three Zhu Bajie indifferently, and said, "Take these three Zhu Bajie as a bell and pestle, and strike the bell!"
"Bump it a thousand times and put it back to get the scriptures!"
"It's the Buddha!" Avalokitesvara responded.
He was attacked by Zhu Bajie just now and drool all over, he feels sick now!
Manjusri and Puxian also had fire in their eyes.
The three bodhisattvas each led a Zhu Bajie to ring the bell.
"boom!"
"Ow!"
"boom!"
"Ow!"
The sound of the bell and the sound of the waves coexist!
The three bodhisattvas originally wanted to vent their anger!
However, the more I listened, the more I felt something was wrong.
In an instant!
Endless Buddha light appeared above the sky, mimicking things, turning into a huge human face.
It was the angry face of Tathagata!
"It still hits like this? Do you want everyone in the Three Realms to hear Zhu Bajie's cry?"
From above the sky, the deep voice of the Tathagata descended.
This time!
Zhu Da opened his mouth and said, "Let's have a talk with Tathagata!"
"We three brothers can go to learn scriptures!"
"But, you must let our brothers from the Zhatian Gang go!"
"Yes," Tathagata's voice responded.
Avalokitesvara frowned and said, "Buddha! Isn't this Zhu Bajie not punished?"
"Why do you call me that, I always call you that!" Zhu San replied meanly first.
The faces of the three Bodhisattvas all turned black.
Presumably it was for this reason that Tathagata Buddha canceled the punishment of Zhu Bajie.
"Send Zhu Bajie back! Speed up the progress of Journey to the West!" Tathagata's voice dropped again!
"Yes! Buddha!" Avalokitesvara retreated in response.
……
Turkic steppe.
Li Zhi returns with an army of [-]!
The entire prairie was plunged into jubilation.
This time!
A scout came to report: "It's not good!"
"Bhikkhu's [-] million army has already begun to march eastward!"
"It is said that we will destroy our Turks first! Then we will destroy the Tang Dynasty!"
Li Zhi snorted coldly, and replied domineeringly: "Let them come!"
"Tell them there is only one Great Tang in the world!"
"We are the Northern Tang Turks! A part of the Great Tang!"
Just when Li Zhi was giving a speech with great pride.
But see, Ye Changqing rode a horse and took Xiaoqi away.
"Master Ye! You can't leave!" Li Zhi suddenly shouted.
Ye Changqing directly reined in the reins and said, "Be quiet!"
"Otherwise others will think how important I am!"
Li Zhi: "..."
Ye Changqing raised his hand again and said, "Farewell too, it was agreed before!"
"I have taught you everything that should be taught!"
"The Qingqing Grassland is too dangerous now!"
"I'm going back to Wolf Castle!"
"What? Wolf Castle?" Li Zhi looked confused.
"I made a mistake, it's Chang'an City!" Ye Changqing sighed, "Xiao Qi, sing me the song I taught you to sing!"
Xiaoqi blushed, her face was infinitely shy, she looked shyly at the back of Ye Changqing who was sitting in front of her, and sang: "Don't look at me as a lying sheep, the green grass becomes more fragrant because of me, the sky becomes more fragrant because of me!" Bluer, white clouds become softer because of me, I only love salted fish lying down!"
Ye Changqing was listening to the song while driving the horse, and he was still complaining in his mind that the reward Donghua Emperor gave him for planting trees in the manor was the god-killing gun.
I don't fight with others, so what's the use of this gun?
The three pigs and a team of more than 1 people stood on the busy street.
More than 1 eyes were glowing with blue light.
In their eyes, it is not a monk who passes by them.
It's a woman who is as beautiful as a flower, and the country is all over the city.
Of course, those who created all these illusions were naturally bestowed by the Jade Emperor.
Zhu San wiped his hala and said, "I finally understand!"
"Why is Lingshan called the Land of Ultimate Bliss!"
"Me too!" Zhu Da and Zhu Er also drooled out of the waterfall, forming a puddle of water under their feet.
at this time!
In the minds of the three Zhu Bajie, a voice sounded: "Hurry up to Lingshan!"
"Don't stop here!"
"My! It's you! It's not that I don't want to leave, it's because there are so many beauties! I can't walk!" Zhu San replied, while putting his long pig nose on the monk who passed by him.
"The girls from Lingshan don't have any clothes on!" Jade Emperor's voice rang out again in the minds of the three pigs.
"Rush! Rush to the land of bliss!" The three Zhu Bajie took almost no time to think, and led the brothers of the Zhatian Gang to the Lingshan Mountain.
The mighty team, more than 1 people rushed to Lingshan without much delay.
"Ow!"
The three pigs Bajie howled, their eyes glowed green, and they stared at the Buddhas in the sky naked.
In the end they chose the target, it was the three bodhisattvas.
"boom!"
The three Zhu Bajie suddenly shattered all his clothes, and said with a smirk, "We like to meet honestly!"
"Please call us wolf pigs!"
All the Buddhas in the heavens were dumbfounded.
The three pigs, Bajie, suddenly became naked in Lingshan, which caught them off guard.
at this time!
The three Eight Precepts aimed at a bodhisattva and pressed them up, stretching out their long pig mouths and gnawed up!
The three bodhisattvas didn't react until Zhu Da, Zhu Er, and Zhu San drool over their faces.
Kicked the three Zhu Bajie out with one kick!
at the same time!
1 people also flocked to it.
Upon seeing this, the Tathagata Buddha quickly cast the mantra of clearing his heart.
In an instant!
The three pigs and the members of the Ten Thousand Zhatian Gang returned to normal.
"vomit!"
The three pigs took a look at the three bodhisattvas, and they all vomited wildly.
Then the three pigs sat on the ground with snot and tears, and cried.
"It's so disgusting!"
"Almost fucking a man!"
"Guanyin, are you out of your mind? Turn into a woman to seduce me!"
"Manjusri is so hateful! I took off my clothes, you told me no way!"
"This is going to spread, our three brothers, we don't want to lose face in the prehistoric world of the Three Realms!"
The three bodhisattvas blushed even more after being complained about by the three pigs.
They almost got fucked by a pig.
The point is that before they had time to vomit, they were disgusted by the pigs and vomited.
a time.
Their faces turned blue and white alternately.
"You monks, how shameless you are to turn into a woman and deceive us! Watch and beat me!" Zhu San took the lead in attacking.
Immediately afterwards, more than 1 people shot.
The entire Lingshan fell into a melee.
Tathagata looked very displeased when he saw this!
How could the Holy Land of Lingshan be in such a mess!
"Stop it all! Let me teach this so-called Zhatian Gang a lesson!" Tathagata said in a low voice.
The Buddhas of the heavens retreated in a second.
at this time.
A palm-sized bowl was thrown into the sky by the Tathagata!
The Tathagata recited scriptures, poured countless scriptures and Buddhist teachings into the sky, and blessed them into the alms bowl.
But seeing, the bowl, the size of a palm, suddenly grew to a size of a hundred feet, and the sun was shining brightly, and the purple light was shining, and all ten thousand members of the Zhatian Gang were included in it.
The Three Pigs Bajie immediately became annoyed: "Let go of my brother!"
Tathagata glanced at the three Zhu Bajie indifferently, and said, "Take these three Zhu Bajie as a bell and pestle, and strike the bell!"
"Bump it a thousand times and put it back to get the scriptures!"
"It's the Buddha!" Avalokitesvara responded.
He was attacked by Zhu Bajie just now and drool all over, he feels sick now!
Manjusri and Puxian also had fire in their eyes.
The three bodhisattvas each led a Zhu Bajie to ring the bell.
"boom!"
"Ow!"
"boom!"
"Ow!"
The sound of the bell and the sound of the waves coexist!
The three bodhisattvas originally wanted to vent their anger!
However, the more I listened, the more I felt something was wrong.
In an instant!
Endless Buddha light appeared above the sky, mimicking things, turning into a huge human face.
It was the angry face of Tathagata!
"It still hits like this? Do you want everyone in the Three Realms to hear Zhu Bajie's cry?"
From above the sky, the deep voice of the Tathagata descended.
This time!
Zhu Da opened his mouth and said, "Let's have a talk with Tathagata!"
"We three brothers can go to learn scriptures!"
"But, you must let our brothers from the Zhatian Gang go!"
"Yes," Tathagata's voice responded.
Avalokitesvara frowned and said, "Buddha! Isn't this Zhu Bajie not punished?"
"Why do you call me that, I always call you that!" Zhu San replied meanly first.
The faces of the three Bodhisattvas all turned black.
Presumably it was for this reason that Tathagata Buddha canceled the punishment of Zhu Bajie.
"Send Zhu Bajie back! Speed up the progress of Journey to the West!" Tathagata's voice dropped again!
"Yes! Buddha!" Avalokitesvara retreated in response.
……
Turkic steppe.
Li Zhi returns with an army of [-]!
The entire prairie was plunged into jubilation.
This time!
A scout came to report: "It's not good!"
"Bhikkhu's [-] million army has already begun to march eastward!"
"It is said that we will destroy our Turks first! Then we will destroy the Tang Dynasty!"
Li Zhi snorted coldly, and replied domineeringly: "Let them come!"
"Tell them there is only one Great Tang in the world!"
"We are the Northern Tang Turks! A part of the Great Tang!"
Just when Li Zhi was giving a speech with great pride.
But see, Ye Changqing rode a horse and took Xiaoqi away.
"Master Ye! You can't leave!" Li Zhi suddenly shouted.
Ye Changqing directly reined in the reins and said, "Be quiet!"
"Otherwise others will think how important I am!"
Li Zhi: "..."
Ye Changqing raised his hand again and said, "Farewell too, it was agreed before!"
"I have taught you everything that should be taught!"
"The Qingqing Grassland is too dangerous now!"
"I'm going back to Wolf Castle!"
"What? Wolf Castle?" Li Zhi looked confused.
"I made a mistake, it's Chang'an City!" Ye Changqing sighed, "Xiao Qi, sing me the song I taught you to sing!"
Xiaoqi blushed, her face was infinitely shy, she looked shyly at the back of Ye Changqing who was sitting in front of her, and sang: "Don't look at me as a lying sheep, the green grass becomes more fragrant because of me, the sky becomes more fragrant because of me!" Bluer, white clouds become softer because of me, I only love salted fish lying down!"
Ye Changqing was listening to the song while driving the horse, and he was still complaining in his mind that the reward Donghua Emperor gave him for planting trees in the manor was the god-killing gun.
I don't fight with others, so what's the use of this gun?
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